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Lana1:
Sorry. We no get money like that for my family. Na UI i go. Babcok Uni was too expensive for an illiterate Ibadan boy!!

Damn that's a shame.

Well, it's not a crime to be poor and hail from Ibadan. Your past is irrelevant but your future is bright.

You can always look to the path followed by the greatest legends to ever come out of Ibadan - Lam Adedibu and Alhaji Tokyo.

the only thing coming home is shame

sharp sharp hotel

Unlimited22:
Jorginho and Fabregas?
Watch them. They're similar type of players, only that Jorginho has more mobility and defensive work rate. He played as a deep-lying playmaker for Napoli, almost like a third CB sef. Won't they get in each other's way?
If no, does fab still have the mobility and aggression for central/attacking midfield seeing as he'll be the most advanced of the three?

If he doesn't have to track back as much, in theory he can focus on orchestrating the play and creating chances higher up the pitch, which is his forte anyway.

Jorginho to can keep things ticking over in deeper positions, and Kante shuffles up and down the pitch as a carillero.

Unlimited22:
How do you guys see Kante, Jorginho and Barkley in a 3-man midfield?
Cc Ibime Nihilstjnr Airmark Hazardfan1 Pamcode Griffon Skimpledawg hensben etc

Barkley of 3-4 years ago was alright.

the one we bought had long term injury, and was in terrible form before he got injured sef.

I think Kante Jorginho Fab could work wella

Ibime:
Jorginho!

If only we had added Seri, midfield would be a ticked box.

Shey we for no try common £13m for Shaqiri add?

Now we need to find replacements for rightback and striker positions

how Liverpool were allowed to sign this guy uncontested for that price is a mystery to me

pkasso:
Omo, diggz dey vex o. Una don dey take this thing too far. I'm all for lighthearted jestful banter but the kain rough tackle you and Lana dey give una self no dey OK. You guys should let this beef die. I'm not saying you should hug and hold hands, una two na adults, just let it slide and move on.

Tahh.

You know what they say.

The peaceful ground of paradise is watered by the blood of the enemy combatants.

You gotta hold a piece to keep the peace.

Nothing like sliding and moving on. We need blood.

Definitely my jam of 2018 so far

first million earned over a decade ago - check
Awolowo on speed dial - check
Family member in Havard - check.

Lana1 you better comeback telling us that you earned your first million 11 years ago, and that your daddy marched with Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks.

We can manage Babcock university.

nateevs:
I read he flew in to have a medical.

Yeah there's been a lot of speculation around that. Nothing concrete though.

Alhaji how far you na?

Longest time

Unlimited22:
Jorginho??

no news yet

Sarri confirmed as CFC manager

popizaino:
Lol
There is a reason why I made reference to that .the people in that country follow the French league keenly like we do follow epl in this part of the world.

But the players in question play in Germany and England...

raumdeuter:
I wanted to tell him how I went to Croatia and met the the younger cousin of Gani Adams, who is an Enyimba fan and used to live in Sambisa , while he was eating Pounded Yam with his left hand and drinking 33 lager beer he said Hazard was overrated and only delusional people rate him

Now prove to me how the person you met improves your opinion vs the person I also met

I was reading it and nodding my head as I waited for the logical conclusion.

I felt short changed when I realised there was no real pay off.

A simple 'my friend said you're a hater' would have sufficed

popizaino:
Few weeks ago while i was in Abidjan and I asked someone who has always followed the French league from time immemorial even though he is a barca fan that what logic is behind when a Bayern Munich fan who could support frank Ribery all this while and sing high praises of him but disparage the flawless works of hazard at chelsea and his response was this simple "hating on hazard" and I guess he was right cus evidence here says it all.
.

This is probably the most pointless beginning to a post ever.

You went to Abidjan, to ask a Barca fan, who follows French league, about Ribery and Hazard, neither of whom live in ivory coast, play in France or play for Barca.

83 words(yes I counted) wasted on worthless exposition, that did not advance your argument in any way ffs...

Vanquay:
You guys should quote yourselves...We don't have time for all this silent shading, if a soldier fires Bazooka, you expect him to aim at his target, you don't expect the target to aim for the bazookas missiles so stop stressing our brain cells and let us know whom your shots are directed at

Exactly, A marksman shoots a bullet at his target.

He doesn't just shoot in the air, and expect his target to work out that the bullet belongs to him, before jumping up to collide with said projectile

It's ridiculous. How the hell are we supposed to spectate if the combatants are refusing to step in the ring togerher?

so nobody here has a daddy that used to hold basket for the village masquerade during new yam festival?

Lana1:
U are a bástard son of a rètarded village mascot who inadvertently impregnated the village witch. No wonder ur life is such an Epic fail.

Ok this is getting annoying now.

Who owns this goddam mail?


Oya quick parentage spot check.

If you're viewing this thread and your daddy is, or once was a village mascot....please hands up. Ignore the 'retărded' bit for now.

Also if you're viewing this thread, and your mother has been known to keep a broomstick and occasionally dabble in supernatural affairs, please hands up.

Leyqute:
Look at you acting all grown up and failing at it.

Just small joke about Chelsea and your loyalty but you're already throwing shade at me like a smug racist.

Have you no shame?

I do not recognise that word

afrodoc2:
Now that Yoko cost you a pair od airmax sneakers he is an imbe?

Nihilist please swear now before God and man, between Bakayoko and Matic who would you prefer in your team?

Yoko

Leyqute:
You sure know how to change your mind bro.

Forget Bakayoko is still my guy, just like you are.

It doesn't change the fact that you are both imbes

Leyqute:
What if na Arsene Wenger dem unveil as una new boss?

no chance. I'd be very surprised if Wenger ever manages in this country again

pamcode:
Still got mixed feelings about the decision but I hope the arrival of Sarri removes the bad blood in the team.

If we say football is the results based business we constantly hear it is, then Conte doesn't deserve the treatment he's gotten.

The board refused to back him in the market, and lumbered him with embeciles like Moses, Zappacosta, Yoko and Morata.

That being said, his Abrasive personality, and clashes in the dressing room had created such a toxic environment at Cobham. Something clearly had to give.

At least he's getting a tidy payoff. So he can wipe his tears with 50 quid notes when he cries into his morning cortado

afrodoc2:
They gave him double the embarrasment he gave Costa. The wig wearing bonobo dey train boys wey Sarri go use, almost like toasting babe and buying condom for another guy to kpan am.

word to bigkesh.

Unlimited22:
So you like wine and wildlife.
Of course you do.
I like Poseidon and Hades.

I can see the edgy appeal of Hades.

But aquaman?

Unlimited22:
Escalator. If you were a Greek god, you'd definitely be Ares.

Nah bruh.

Dionysus as a god, or Pan as a basic Deity

A40:
You guys are in a kpenkelemes for next season oh lowkey. The calmness una dey display is it out of resignation to that fact abi another thing dey involved

it's not even low key.

How the hell was Conte even allowed to keep taking preseason training sessions?

At least, they could have put him on gardening leave To avoid confusion.

I'm sure the boys would still have been doing only fitness work last week sha. it would have been an even mess if Conte was already taking tactical session .

Thankfully, Conte has been put out of his misery now. We just await the announcement of Sarri

^^ oboi who get this scud missile?

this haile guy is the next slim Jimmy