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slimghost:
Martial to sign a 5 year extension. Great news.

damn...this Guy has seriously low ambitions.

he's financially made sha so Goodluck to him

Lana1:
The same person that says we will kickstart our season against Burnley was the same person who was so sure we will kickstart our season and beat Tottenham.

Yet he dey call us Lunatic for calling out the teams poor performances under his MCM.

I no know say United don turn danfo wey dem dey kickstart everyday.

My brother Slim was right. This one no be real fan....na real îdiot!!

Yes


yes


Scummy Civil War

weedtaker come and collect your bullets o.


hopefully this is how Mourinho will break ciroc bottle on Woodward's head in Carrington this weekend

on another day we would have won

on another day we would have drawn

on another day, I would have had the idea to build nairaland before seun, so that i could have banned all you scummicious wishful thinkers....

neezar:
Wey all the girls for festac

just look at this one.

early momo on a Wednesday asking where the girls are....

bruh it's 7am.

The girls have a thing called....JOBS.

you should try and get one too...

scummy

afrodoc2:
That is fine by me bro. We global, you lot are local.
Certain London clubs can’t even think of having a bigger stadium seeing as they are struggling to fill their micro stadium.
A shame Lagos agberos and bus conductors don’t have pali to use to swim over and buy tickets.
A real shame bro, a real low down dirty shame.

a huge chunk of the old Trafford going faithful are Indian and pakis anyway...

The others are gentrified roadmans from mosside

basically shopkeepers, curry chefs, apprentice terrorists, and 3rd generation Jamaican mobsters....

scummyland attracting scummies...colour me surprised...

afrodoc2:
Manchester United is bigger than that.

We global now, shiiii!!!!!!
Man City are local champions.

yes, Manyoo has fans all over the globe except for Manchester.

just watched all those afrodoc2's videos and heard not 1 mancunian accent...

real Manchester indigenes don't support such scummy institutions

bonjour...

Pataki:
Good you guys are keeping this thread alive.

I have been busy these past 8 weeks and more with my newborn baby.

Goodnight fellow Gunners!

Congrats bro

chic2pimp:
I am cracking my brain trying to figure out this song. You should atleast know a few lines of the chorus(which you'll usually scream out boldly whilst you chew your mouth to the rest of the song)

I just remembered one line and Google did the rest

you can call me Al - Paul Simon

if you know this song, na the melody be the real mvp

mehn this song came on the radio the other day and I couldn't get enough....

this is a chooooooon abeg.

kai

this is exactly what romeo and Juliet would sing if they were cash strapped millenials in London.

well...except for the corvette bit.

chic2pimp:
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh.....Don't do this to me. Taking me down memory lanes you know.

Add Evi Edna's Happy Birthday(usually comes on when the celebrant is about to cut the cake ) and you have a full house.

There's one more track that used to play those days, I don't know the words, I know the melody...

it was the melody we all knew sef.

pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa

Pharoah Monche's rhyme scheme on this track still gives me chills

Who's the man demanding you hand over your Land Rover
No man's bolder than Pharoahe when he jams your plan's over

product of the late 80s but grew up in the 90s

if like me, you were in Lagos in the early to mid 90s, then you know that there was a birthday party almost every Saturday

And this song was ALWAYS on the playlist. There's a few others sha- Candy Rain, Snow's Informer, Water Bam Bam

but shoop shooperu shooperu peru peru was the ubiquitous(wholly inappropriate) soundtrack to children's birthday parties in those days

chic2pimp:
All nah the same jare ....It's obvious you do.

Nah the waka waka about is too mush. I can not come and kee myselg jare. Friends are posting videos of themselves supposedly having fun but cah I can't be deceived. I can't put these legs through hours of aimless and pointless wandering about. Sorry it ain't happening.

went with madam and the kids to Leeds carnival yesterday. We always used to go notting hill before we had children, and I thought we could go chapeltown this year cos it's a lot closer to us and still get the vibe ...

mehn Leeds carnival na struggle carnival sha. even the food was wack. plus it rained, and then my older kid had his hair stinking of weed. We sat in the taxi on the way back to where we parked, and the foolish taxi driver kept staring at me like an irresponsible parent.

My boy loved it though. Wifey and I decided that next time, we'll just do the real thing.

The only positive was seeing sugarcane to buy for the first time in a long goddam time sha. I couldn't even remember the English name, I went and asked how much for the oreke.

long and short...don't ever go Leeds carnival if you're used to Notting hill.

Roland17:
DeGea’s horrendous form has continued from where it stopped during the World Cup with Spain.

Kepa > DDG

nyabinghi:
a simpleton like you deserved to be used as a guinea pig to compare humans to orangutans, you probably copied people through the half education you have, my only regret is not coming face to face with you so I can give you the training your father failed to give you, I swear I will beat the living daylight out of you sonofabitch

A promise is a debt...

dopeJemi:
Something wey I predict say go happen? Just 1 goal short of the correct score I predicted sef

dope you still dey area?

I go dey around soon o...

I dey come with my guy poorl poorgba make we flex abule with maga United money...

as this period dey hot, i just dey imagine make Lana1 accidentally jam nyabinghi for hood...

is elrony still on the run btw? I'm looking for him

This was a really really really

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...really good first touch

"We need players to be back, we need players to train more to have a kind of pre-season after the pre-season that they didn't have after the World Cup." - Jose Mourinho, August 27, 2018

Number of Manchester united players in first 11 last night that played in Semi final or above - 3

Number of Spurs players in first 11 last night that played in Semi final or above - 9

Number of drunk and arrested manyoo players - 0

Number of drunk and arrested spurs players - 1

Number of goals scored by Manyoo - 0

Number of goals scored by spurs - 3

Number of requests for respect - 6

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Seems like Jose Mourinho dey lie to his players as well...

Luke Shaw, please take it away...

‘You look at the first half, we were outstanding,’ . ‘We had a lot of chances to put the game to bed. If we score, it’s game over.

'Second half, we spoke inside, Jose said they haven’t had one corner, one cross, one dangerous opportunity.

‘Actually to be fair they did, a couple of times we made mistakes in the first half....'

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diggz:
Bird fvcking man



Hehehehehehehhhehehehehehe....... I am checking you ma niqqa! If you got nothing else to say let's bounce...

Jose Mourinho pulling up on the radio guy since 1862...

All of our fans don’t read papers. All of our fans don’t watch television." - Jose Mourinho last night

meanwhile joeace was writing essay about Manyoo football in the 70s, and Afrodoc will be talking about Manyoo ball in the 90s.

Mourinho don tell una - no TV for true fans.

na deeper life regime for you Scummies from now on...

scenes from Jose Mourinho's press conference last night

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Me: Leyqute how many goals una chop last night?

Leyqute:
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Leyqute:
Brief recap of Chelsea vs Man City Manyoo vs Spurs

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rahhh

Leyqute:
The day balaga DDG go chop 3 ehn, this place no go contain us

throwback aiye....

right I'm of to bed.

I expect to wake up to at least 3 pages of wailings to consume while taking my customary early morning shït...

make it good boys...

goodnight

why is there someone named after a benzo on this thread sef

raumdeuter:
Afrodoc shey no be 3pac sing this line?

3 shots overstopped them, they took it and cried...in press conference.

afrodoc2 don enter water already...

it's a long swim from Australia to barbeach...

we dey wait you for shore doc, if you like swim go mars