₦airaland Forum

I naijaking the one and only true ruler of nigeria who was installed my the entire council of rulers in naijaland excluding oba akiolu of lagos (i have dethroned him) , i hereby declare the Goodluck jonathan trekker as the only authentic trekker and i hereby award him the grand honour of naija grand trekker master award. This award comes with a #2.5billion check and a duplex in abuja. Date of the award event will be announced soon.

These chaps that are clamouring for war i doubt they have witnessed a minor riot to know how hot the situation is at such times not to talk of war.

Tb joshua is the greatest rivivalist of our time to God be the glory

Odumegwu Ojukwu once called the igbos he led to a suicidal war as a pack of untamed wild horses housed in a single building. He couldnt reason with them on the dangers of declaring succession and war. We igbos are really yet to change.

We have read alot of recent news about biafra and igbos agitating for its re establishment. The truth is that biafra is dead and will never be resurrected. All the igbos beating the drum of war should know that it will be too costly for the south east to undertake any such venture .
The south south has continued to distance its self from being one with the south east. May God forbid that all the lastest acquisitions of fire arms that were bought by the nigerian government to fight boko haram be now turned to destroy the south east should we start a fight with this blood thirsty and ruthless northerners and south westerners. Ohaneze ndi igbo has a lot of work to do to call our people to order. Igbos should be wiser and not join forces with the south southerners for they are saboteurs as history has taught us in the biafran war.
Igbos have far more greater investments and structures to protect all over nigeria. Alot of people died as massob members and when jonathans government gave a large sum of money to ralph uwazurike we are all aware of how he sold out the biafran struggle without honour for his dead members.
My fellow igbos should rather concentrate effort how to assimilate into the present ruling government and as was done with pdp we find ways to conquer the apc and rule in it. That will be a better and sensible victory that is worth fighting for.

This last land is for sale to raise money to build a high quality hospital here in nigeria where people can perform surgeries and dont need to travel abroad.
Contact me with your proposal on how much u can afford. It is first come first serve. Going for £20 million pounds and above.

Any one that believes a man trekked from lagos to abuja in 19days should also believe me

Policemen too kill for women matter. Make women matter no ever carry you reach station na there your eyes go see your ear

Policemen too kill for women matter. Make women matter no ever carry you reach station na there you eyes go see your ear

south east has to be on alert

Nkwucha aburu ujo

Bearing the fact in mind that a lot of prophecies came from prominent men of God that Buhari shall not be made president and he may die or be killed before he is sworn in as president or shortly after . I strongly stand against his visit to any south eastern states at this time or in the nearest future so that if it eventually happens that he dies for whatsoever reason the peaceful south easterners should not be held or blamed for his ill health or death. We live in dangerous times and due deligence has to taken to ensure we avoid problem from befalling on us. Ohaneze ndigbo and Okorocha should be warned.

April f--l

What Jesus christ is saying here is that as His followers/ christians we are going to face hardship, painful trials and even the sword or death. Following Him as christians is not going to be an easy journey to heaven but a tough one that we should be ready to face all challenges and expect the worse which is death(sword ) which following Him may bring to our face. We must abandon all even relatives and follow the rough path to heaven.

It can only be stoped through prayer deliverance. The evil spirit behind it has to be cast out

No beefing u people should talk true . I am too hot and handsome . Say the truth and shame jealousy.

Am back again checkout me out

There is soo much power of attraction in the sexual advances of a married woman only the strong will can resist. As someone with a similar experience the O p i commend u for holding on this long. Dont make the mistake of falling for because it is deadly. If u ever as much as lay a finger on her u have done the whole sex. U life or destiny is passing through a last test to tell if u will live or die. Both spirits and men are watching u right now. A scorned woman is evil, so becareful and use diplomacy to and intelligence of the highest level to put her off and her fire will quench and not consume u. U are passing through a test which most men pass through before they have their break through in life. Goodluck as u win. Last note change ur whatsapp profile pic

rokiatu:
You are not only the most handsome dude on Nairaland, you are the most handsome dude in Nigeria. You are soooooo fineeeeeeeeeee.

rokiatu na you be the most correct babe wey dey nairaland /naija as a whole.....i thought every body is blind in naija to appreciate fine thing when they see it....infact na only fine fine things go dey follow u

buygala:
You look like a burnt offering for the gods




No offence intended

i accept no offence intended but hope say u don sell your gala finish before u come comment here

i take it u people above dont have eyes for good things,,,,every single time i look at my face in the mirror i see a guy who is wasting his talent to compete at the mr universe most handsome guy event and have the potential to be crowned king....let me just take it u are all jealous.
I think this pic will convince u better

rate me as the most handsome dude in 9ja

A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said
4. An apc semi illiterate man passing by overheard
the response, shook his head and said: " PDP and jonathan
has killed us in this country Everything has
increased; transport fare, fuel pump price,
cost of foodstuff, electricity tariff,...
everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has
now gone up to 4.

the yorubas has enslaved us

our humble and amiable president kneeling down and being prayed for at lords chosen church by pastor lazarus muoka. No forces of darkness can stop our presidents reelection.

tell any of them wey want marry say nijjaking dey look for am to marry...virtually all nigerian girls are runs babe , only that runs get levels.

This is just like a tiny ant doing press up and showing his muscles in challenging an elephant to a combat. This man that wrote this trash shouldnt worry, in few years he will die then his stupidity will clear in his demon closed eyes. Mad man indeed

There was this bad habit i developed as a child that of covering an empty hand and dipping it into the offering bag...it continued till i got to the university . The day i was punished for was the day i was really broke and had only one thousand and twenty naira notes which i pocketed and went to that morning service. The priest gave a very touching sermon bothering on giving and receiving, i decided to change that day and when offering time came ,i stood up and walked to the offering bag and dipped my hand into my pocket and without checking just brought out a softer note i felt was the twenty naira , i put it in and returned to my seat, it was then it occured to me to check which note i gave out and i saw i still had the twenty naira , i froze in shock . All through the service i kept thinking how to recover my money but i knew it was gone. My watery eyes didnt leave the offering bag till i left the church.

even if he wears brazilian wig, bra, female pants and high heel cover shoe we dont care,,,,,,its jona baba till 2019