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i pick hotangel 4 lyfe!

thanks eveseh bt am ugly as hell

i miss papermoon! i love u!  

dont u guys get drunk?

lol am eatin chicken  

i like badmann, hes been real, i think al dose drinks are bitter as hell  

nah

shes awesome. i like de album gba

lol i jus dont eat it

what pishure do u wnt me to take, leme go get rice and take de pishure

true star is not bad
charlie goldern
precious moments

hate amala and ewedu! lol cnt believe u took dem picts

lol, its al gud, ur a grown azz man nw

that was what i was abt 2 say, u luk 22

are u really 17?.

didnt knw u gat banned

:d

mamaput *whispers* actually no one noticed that before but u just drew their attention to it!

your just like my mum who said cheap clothes cant look good, do u know it looks newer and better than designer ones? its all about being conservative

is this what u guys requested?

Wole Soyinka died and went to heaven , As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Soyinka, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Soyinka. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Soyinka. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan,

Very soon. very very soon. I say very very soon, God is going to do a miracle that will make you halla, ah! Baba you are too much: And He will just laugh and say, child, I am just beginning with you. If you >believe say amen and pass it on to every one in your list.

It takes more than caring To be a real friend; The nature of friendship; Requires a blend Of warmest compassion And love deep and true To reach and to comfort The way that you do. Because I can see That your kind of friendship Is priceless to me.Happy New Month

I'm sorry I gotta hit you wit this but, one of my close friends hit me wit it and I felt convicted and had to pass it on.kid asked Jesus, how much do you love me? Jesus replied," I love you this much." and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2006. I like you because of who you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don't get this back, I get the hint. Send this to all people in your list within 30 minutes and something good will happen to you NOW. This is not a fake, apparently, copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10 minutes and you WILL have the best day

Parish cock was stolen during service.Priest announces:Who has seen a cock?All women rose.I mean who has a cock?All men rose.No i mean who has seen my cock?All reverend sisters rose, Not funny right,Laugh it off

Your purpose is ur thought > your thought is ur goal > your goal is ur dream > your dream is ur desire > your desire is ur sentiment > your sentiment is ur love > your love is ur heart > your heart is ur spouse > your spouse is ur future > your future is ur destiny > your destiny is ambition > ur ambition is ur aspiration > your aspiration is ur motivation > ur motivation is ur believe > your believe is ur peace > your peace is ur target > your target is heaven > heaven is ur home. For me and for all of us. I'm sending u a pillow of happiness to create wonderful dreams and a blanket of care to keep u warm all night and good prayer to protect u.

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Guess u will enjoy this lovely dinner i have prepared for u, A glass of care, A plate of love, A spoon of peace, A fork of joy, and a bowl of prayers. please enjoy your meal as ball is a circle ,no beginning or end. it keeps us together like our circle of friends, but the treasure inside for u to see is the treasure of friendship u have granted to me. today, i pass the friendship ball to you. if u are a true friend, u will pass this to others and to me at the quickest possible time

Do you remember Do you remember how the stars shine at night Do you remember how the moon glows. Do you remember my love for you is like a song In this life and forever it will always go on. Do you remember my smile and the color of my hair Do you remember the blue of my eyes, Do you remember how we danced in those stars I can do anything where you are. Do you remember how you hold me tight and how we kiss goodnight. Do you remember my hands in yours The strong hand that can carry us to heaven. Do you remember how I cry, when I look at you, When you are gone I weep, and the clouds are blue Do you remember my face You can hold it Until we take our last embrace.