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mamatwiny:
My ppl, I have been cramping for abt 30 mins and suddenly I started bleeding. I am 8 weeks

Mama pls go see a doc ASAP. There shall be no loss in Jesus name

sassyangel1:
Hw u go knw? Well, I go ansa d question sharperly. Sperm is dt smart ogi guy dt looks for sisi egg n hug her in a sexy way n mk us land in d pregnancy thread. Abi Na lie I talk?

Ahhh mama the mama i trust u na, u go sabi am

LholarB:
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Plz what's the old Newspaper for?. Am just so curious to know cos I don't have dat on my hospital List!!

It's for the placenta packing.

Anugod most of the things they gave us on the list are still contained in the delivery pack
2 lady sept
2 under pad
2 pairs of baby clothes
Diapers
Old newspaper
2 tissue paper
2 surgical gloves
2yrds macintosh
Flask with hot water
Cup and spoon
Beverages
Extra clothing for mum

Anugod:
Chai mama, ayam innocent o. I no sabi bad thing, ayam a gud shild.

Reminds me of one ANC class wey we dey, nurse come ask us say wetin be sperm? See as mamas lock up like say dem no know the thing. Nobody gree talk o, and nurse say if no answer then class dismissed. Still nobody gree talk, like say no be wetin carry all of us come ANC...

Lmao. Even me sef i don't know o and I'm sure na only sassyangel1 and few mamas sabi the thing here.

Mahoti:
Good morning mamas oo hmm pls help me beg lo cos she don build mansion for my pelvic oo I can hardly walk this a.m and braxton hick is becoming constant teamoctober help oo. When you are broke you will start dreaming that you are the best dancer in a party and they spray you a lot of money looooool

My BH too is constant like every 10-20mins but d pelvic pain no too plenty na leg dey always hook me.
Pweetiebabe come and spray your member money let her stop dreaming about it. . The only dream i have now is baby dreams.

sassyangel1:
Talk true (using side eyes to look @ u).

Yes na.

Pweetiebabe:
Shebi I was just trying spice up tinz small in d oza room , but just as Nimi22 said make I forget abt libido for now I go use fasting and prayer pursue, overtake and recover my libido after delivery

Yes that's exactly what we shall do but for now let it continue to do press up cos by the time it falls on us na oga go dey run o.

Pweetiebabe:
The G-string too go do, but no worry if d fight won start as I dey pretend to throw punch u go dey hold and draw me back (u know d style now)make we just shakara small, but I take God beg u o anytime u see say proudmom38 dey come near me just free me so I go fit tear race o make I no go disgrace myself.



Proudmom how is lil boy doing dis morning?

No worry cappo me and my bigi belle dey ur back. I sabi d style wella make she no go wound us o.

Anugod:
They gave us o, that very first day sef. It's even better for people who don't want to give birth there. At least you can take your stuff to where you want to deliver. This one that they high-jacked you people so, you must born there be that. Abeg what's in the list they gave you again? Please tell me o, incase there are things there I still need to get.

The one I've not settled with them is the blood donation thing. I'm not comfortable with dh giving, so I keep postponing it. I told him to do PCV test first, after which I stylishly convinced him that his blood was not enough to donate
Those nurses don vex for us say if we no bring blood, no more ANC. I just dey look them, my next appointment na next week make we see if they go pursue us.
The question they have refused to answer is, if we don't use the blood, will they refund us? A pint is 13k, will they pay us back after everything?
I'm still dragging feet because I'm not too sure of birthing here, incase I end up travelling home.

I wiil share the list later i can't remember all now and i can't stand up from my comfy place at d moment

About d blood i just tire for there wahala. Dh's blood isn't matching mine so I'm looking for a donor though my sis accepted to doante but I'm thinking they might not want her cos she's one lepa somebody if there's no other option then i will use her. I pray they don't seize my card at d next appointment cos when u reach 36 and u haven't donated ur card will be seized

No refund o. They even bluntly told us that. So if u don't use ur blood they will sell it for someone else especially those A&E victims. So maybe u chill a bit in case you travel make e no be double donation.

Me don't even bother for the libido thing again till i born. Dh don gba fun olorun on that matter.

Pweetiebabe:
Abeg any lawyer in d building? I need to sue some mamas like Proudmom38 and others to court for given out wrong information.. Tot u people said unripe plantain increases libido? I ve bin eating unripe plantain for 3days now libido refuse to increase infarct its still 0/10, I no go gree o infarct we must fight dis to d finish, Curvillious, Nimi22 where una dey I need to borrow bump short and fight dis issue braless.

Sis what did i hear u say? U want to fight a 150kg mama biko no vex again no allow my Inioluwa learn badt thing but in case u still vex i no get bum short na G-string i get. Make i still bring am?

Dazzle86:
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Anugod:
My hospital didn't give us any list o. What they made us buy at my first ANC was the delivery pack, containing lady sept, towels underpad, surgical gloves, mackintosh, olive oil, cord clamps etc. We've since paid and collected those ones. What I think is left is my lo's stuff. I've actually gotten a lot of it already, but I was waiting to finish buying completely so I can wash and pack in style. But as it stands now, I will just have to do emergency packing, with just immediate necessities, in case it gets to that.

You don't mean it my hospital still gave us list o. Though we haven't been given the delivery pack. They said till delivery before they give you, i don't know why they are doing it that way.

mumsgirl27:
I NEED URGENT CONTRIBUTIONS PLS MAMAs

Good Evening mamas....Please who has taken this injection PRIMOLUT DEPOT I was place on it yesterday when I started having brownish discharge but it wasn't much.
Hope there isn't side effect

Cc Bloomingbud

proudmom38:
Mamas please pray for lil Proudy. Took him to hospital this morning cos he was so weak last nite n pale, checked his pcv n its 12%.

They said he needs blood transfusion!

Everything happened so fast....

In the hospital now.

May the Lord's hands be upon him and cause healing to his body in Jesus name.

Anugod:
Nimi22, goodnews. My dh's cousin's wife put to bed last night at your hospital in Bwari. They also live in dutse, we were neighbours till we moved. Didn't know she was preggy till she was far gone. And we were always together that early period in January o. Seems MS no deal with her...
Plus, seems she took in when they came to the village for our wedding
Cos, small thing now, our babies for be twins

And before I knew she was preggy, I was really banking on her support when I put to bed o. Now na me wan carry biggi belle go do omugwo for person
Not her first child though.
When her dh called mine last night to tell us, I immediately thought of you when he said it was Bwari. And they got back home immediately that evening.
God that did it for them successfully will do even so for us too. Amen.

Wow congrats to the family. If she attends ANC regularly then we must have met maybe we even met yesterday . Oya o carry ur bigi belle and come for omugwo now. Regards to the cutie and amen to your prayers.

missusadey:
Congrats mama...may God bless the lil Prince.
This one that October mamas have finished porting.

we never port finish o, we still remain like 28 so don't worry we still full ground.

Anugod:
Hmmmm, this one this pikin is doing me now, have you been having the symptoms for long? Shey I should not get worried right? Bags are not yet packed o Infact, I haven't really finished shopping..
We kept putting it off till October ending, since my EDD by lmp is late Nov. Now this.
I told dh to let's round up so I can pack on time and the man doesn't know whatsup. He thinks baby knows calendar and will keep to date.
Mumsy said the contractions I'm having are just preparatory.
I hope lo won't take us unawares o.. Shey someone can still be seeing all the signs for the next one month abi? Your symptoms, they started since September starting, right? Abeg gimme hope that I still get time small o...

Sis i just dey roll dey laugh with this ur comment. Pls and pls if the fund is available conclude shopping soon cos babies don't know calender once they are ready and body is ready they are good to go. My symptoms started just last week. So pls, biko, jor, mbok go and finish shopping. God help us.

My EDD is also late October but i had to prepare sooner and conclude shopping 1st week of september cos we have early babies in my family..

Anugod:
Aawww... So mamas have helped you with all the hospitals I would have mentioned. Just to add, I love love Federal Staff Hospital Jabi (learnt they changed to Federal Medical Centre). Top notch services, excellent staff though I didn't use there cos of distance. Was redirected to the FSH at Gwarimpa, learnt they're good too. You could check them out.

Sis Nimi22, that wrist thing, I'm also experiencing it o, on my left wrist. I thought it was the way I usually position my hand when using my phone, especially at night on the bed.. I pray it goes quickly abeg.
Now I'm seriously battling braxton hicks and on and off cramping, with persistent pelvic pain. Is that how e used to do?
I hope my lo is not planning to port? Because plans go just scatter niyen
It's well ojare.

Pele sis. Let plans not scatter o I know baby is going to wait and come when God wants so keep cool. We are on the same plane now as per symptoms and it's just as if my lo is restless wanting to pop out or better still burst my tummy . October is 2 days away.

kelizosuy:
Biko is false diarrhea (because when I go to the toilet nothing comes out) part of the pre labour package?

Teamie my pregnancy app says it's one of the signs of labour so u can remove your bag from back of door to to beside the door

But no port leave us na.

Pweetiebabe 3 more days. Lets see what's gonna happen.

MercyMercy:
BA! BA! BA!

With gladness in my heart and to the glory of the Almighty God, I announce the birth of my Prince Charming who made his grand entrance this afternoon via VD.
Mummy and baby doing great, daddy rejoicing.
B.S coming much later, still wanna rest.
Cappo Pweetiebabe, thanks for taking the role, thumbs up to you.
#teamOctober, how una dey? sorry we had to port.
Chai! Women are really blessed o.
Wishing all those yet to put to bed safe deliveries, strength to those who have put to bed and rain of BFPs to those waiting on the Lord.

Congratulations newest mum. May he bring joy to the family.

Pweetiebabe:
Chai, by d time our sister is 6months gone she will be weighing nothing less than 150kg

Cappo mi i can't laugh biko make we pity her small.

Forevergirl:
I am in Kubwa, Abuja.

Ok. If you can cope with the crowd and early morning waking up kubwa general is OK. But i use Bwari general and I'm satisfied for now.

Forevergirl:
Mamas in Abuja please I need list of better hospitals o both Private and Government as I am yet to see a doctor.

Welcome mama let's know where you are so that ppl close to that place can refer you.
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Anugod
Eminya
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proudmom38:
Me fear ke? Mba. I stand gidigba

Heeheheee
Pweetiebabe i like dat quadruplets 3.5 multiplied by 4 Proudmom38 do d calculations.

Pweetiebabe:
Port koh potty ni, u better hold body till next month shebi Sunday na 1st, abeg make all of una no leave me o and moreover baby Cole must bake well well

Lol. See ajegbodo to wa eni kunra. Don't worry October is around.

proudmom38:
Birthday mate you will get! But not 10kg cos my system has been programmed for 3.5kg babies!

Lol. See fear fear mummy. After you have terrorized all of us with food

proudmom38:
Team April 2018 mamas
Proudmom38 - Edd April 24th according to LMP April 30th going by dating scan.

Just bring our 10kg baby forth on my birthday

proudmom38:
Abeg no do us longer longer o, or else u go just see plenty mamas for ur domot.

Ehn no wahala now just bring along all the food you have been sharing too. No cheating.

proudmom38:
But no body post food yesterday nah

About your wrist, it's part of the package o. It will get better soon. Pele

Ehn all the ones you ppl have been posting since nko u think i missed them? If not that i pity some ppl i for don dey do una longer throat since yesterday.

I take everything that happens to me now as part of the package. It's almost over.