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 Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by niplezlayer(m): 10:30pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
[/color][color=#006600][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]No b small fight for ma area today oooo. A Nursery One pupil was in a Danfo bus from school and was reciting the day's lesson at school "If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll be a chick" "If my father is a lion & my mother is a lioness, l will be a cub" "If my father is a king & my mother is a queen, I'll be a prince" The Danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't... Then the Danfo driver shouted "what if your mother is a prostitute & your father is an armed robber?.... The boy replied "then I'll be a Danfo driver!"... And that is how the fight started! Who first find trouble?[b]No b small fight for ma area today oooo. A Nursery One pupil was in a Danfo bus from school and was reciting the day's lesson at school "If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll be a chick" "If my father is a lion & my mother is a lioness, l will be a cub" "If my father is a king & my mother is a queen, I'll be a prince" The Danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't... Then the Danfo driver shouted "what if your mother is a prostitute & your father is an armed robber?.... The boy replied "then I'll be a Danfo driver!"... And that is how the fight started! Who first find trouble?[/b]No b small fight for ma area today oooo. A Nursery One pupil was in a Danfo bus from school and was reciting the day's lesson at school "If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll be a chick" "If my father is a lion & my mother is a lioness, l will be a cub" "If my father is a king & my mother is a queen, I'll be a prince" The Danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't... Then the Danfo driver shouted "what if your mother is a prostitute & your father is an armed robber?.... The boy replied "then I'll be a Danfo driver!"... And that is how the fight started! Who first find trouble? |
| Politics › Re: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa (Photos) by niplezlayer(m): 7:44pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Mr president just dey travel like decimal point wot is he looking for? |
| Politics › Re: #FuelScarcity: How Much Is Petrol Sold In Your Area? by niplezlayer(m): 1:19am On Nov 26, 2015 |
Na 100 for ilorin kwara state |
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