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Family / Re: I Think My Wife Is A Witch by Nn3muka(f): 3:21pm On Feb 25, 2020
Witch you say shocked
well she should just kill you and sacrifice you in their coven "ayamatanga" style.
Anumpama

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Family / Re: The First Time You Met Your In-Laws: Share Your Experience by Nn3muka(f): 2:22pm On Feb 25, 2020
I have met two inlaws and didn't end up with any of their sons.
First one, I was a teenager. 16 or 17yrs old then, seeking admission in the university, he came with his entire family to come seek my hands in marriage promising that he would train me in the university since he was gainfully employed and in his early 30's.
I ran away for days, and never came home till the paedophile finally stopped coming to see my people.

second dude, topic for another day.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 9:27pm On Feb 23, 2020
Yuneehk:


You too find trouble grin

grin grin nooo Papanwamaikpe is my online paddy now
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 8:04pm On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Goodnight. Bye
But why are you opening your leg like that?
Ina aya ibi?
Sit properly naa
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 7:59pm On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Sharap there! I'm not skinny angry
You are....
plus I prefer a virgin guy undecided
Are u one?
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 7:53pm On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Come lemme keep you na grin
I am not attracted to skinny guys
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 7:43pm On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Story for the gods
Stopeet
Your mates don dey sabi keep woman, date them and marry them.
Start learning and cultivating good habit
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 7:41pm On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Something light wink
You go your brother house go chop abi? grin
Food looks good
Well done

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Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 7:37pm On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
So our people doesn't Bleep eeeh
They dont patronize ndi Akuna undecided
Food / Re: Python Killed In Ovim Abia State, Used In Making Pepper Soup & Fried Meat by Nn3muka(f): 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2020
hammerU:


Are u from Idemili, Anambra state?
No
I am from the capital city cool
Food / Re: Python Killed In Ovim Abia State, Used In Making Pepper Soup & Fried Meat by Nn3muka(f): 5:07pm On Feb 23, 2020
Taboo
We don't eat nor kill python where I come from
You guys that killed this python, be ready for the gods oo


Chukwuaju

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 12:28pm On Feb 23, 2020
cococandy:
My DH and my bestie surprised me with a small party .
It was so sweet. And the food was delicious.
This egusi was the bomb
The egusi looks Delicious
Chai we sef go love oo grin grin
Lovely pictures you have.
It's your day, enjoy

Biko mail some cakes to me, I want party jollof to
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 10:50am On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Who be small boy If I catch you there eeh undecided
Small boy grin
Will tell them what you've been upto on nairaland tongue
And how u spend your money.

Our people don't behave they way you do ooo
I am devastated finding out so much from Nairaland
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 10:44am On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Where
Somewhere
You be small boy oo
come dey disrespect me here undecided
I mean you are friends with my ex's kid brother.
inside life.
Uwa nka sef cry

Bia henceforth add aunt to my name cool cool

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Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 10:38am On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Yea the one with white Jersey... How did you know where am from Because I never told you
I saw this pic somewhere shocked shocked
Small world undecided undecided
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 10:37am On Feb 23, 2020
Happy Birthday beautiful Coco
May the almighty fulfill all your hrt desires and many more beautiful years to you.
@Cococandy

Seems Pocohantas is madly inlove with you oo, what have you fed her with grin
Patiently awaiting pictures from the bday celebration.

Enjoy.
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 10:29am On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Did I ever tell I masturbate Bia, be careful oh
When Toto no dey, how u dey take exhale?
Btw is that you on your profile and are u from Ekwulobia? shocked shocked
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by Nn3muka(f): 10:18am On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe come and give your life to God and quit Masturbation
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 10:13am On Feb 23, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
Stop drinking beer. Your tummy is becoming too big angry
I am not complaining grin
I dont drink beer though, little wine once in a while.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 10:09am On Feb 23, 2020
Happy Sunday to all of you.
I found a new love in this bottle kiss kiss
Join me before it finishes

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Family / Re: Port Harcourt Is Currently Sharing Fence With Hell Fire by Nn3muka(f): 8:46am On Feb 23, 2020
cry cry cry
I sleep naked nowadays sef
Adigom tired
Family / Re: My Husband Keeps Looking At Other Women, Winks At My Friends by Nn3muka(f): 5:45pm On Feb 22, 2020
You need something doing.
A job or anything that can keep you busy.

When you start to ignore so many things, you will become happier and less interested in whatever he does.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2020
Amorprincesa24:
Looks good
Thank you Dear
Politics / Re: The Tragedy Of The Abba Kyari Surrogate Presidency By Farooq Kperogi by Nn3muka(f): 4:48pm On Feb 22, 2020
wow
3 more years is a long time to go

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2020
dollynnn:

ha!
kilode??
e fe pa wa ni?
Sorry but I don't understand Yoruba

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 1:40pm On Feb 22, 2020
pocohantas:


And you no call me. Thought we had some kind of connection. angry

The last of my okra, na meat full am.
Nnem sorry, next time I will send yours to you grin

Btw, this okro soup went to Harvard oo
You should rename it Abelmoschus esculentus and
ebayom grin grin
Nairalanders will not kill me cheesy

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 11:16am On Feb 22, 2020
Beans and plantain

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Celebrities / Re: Mandy Obi: My Big Boobs Are A Blessing To Me. Producers Harass Me For Sex by Nn3muka(f): 9:15am On Feb 22, 2020
englishmart:
You don't own them, you're just a caretaker of those boobs. The real owners know themselves. My advise is that you ensure they don't develop low self-esteem soon.

Meanwhile, I can't marry a lady with such size of boobs it's capable of suffocating my unborn child.
Forget children, do u like bress?
Celebrities / Re: Mandy Obi: My Big Boobs Are A Blessing To Me. Producers Harass Me For Sex by Nn3muka(f): 9:09am On Feb 22, 2020
I am looking for one femi like that, that guy is always on any thread with bress...
Who has seen him ooo grin grin

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Good For You . by Nn3muka(f): 6:52pm On Feb 21, 2020
Papanwamaikpe:
I don't do fat girls with big tummy. Sorry grin
grin you wish....
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 4:25pm On Feb 21, 2020
Originality007:
This is good. i mean VERY GOOD..
Thank you

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