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Travel / Re: Cotonou International Airport by Nn3muka(f): 11:02am On Aug 31, 2020
Jidebambam:
Hello house! Is there anyone who has traveled to Nigeria via Cotonou recently? I have someone coming from the US who wants to go through Cotonou. He intends to fly to Cotonou then get to Lagos by land because he is not travelling with his Nigerian passport. Anyone who did this recently or with similar experience?
A client came in from Indonesia to Cotonou and cotonou back to indo just 2weeks ago. He has a Nigerian passport though so I don't know if your friend may be denied entry because of passport issues
Romance / Re: Is Love Enough To Stop One From Cheating? by Nn3muka(f): 1:30pm On Aug 10, 2020
Imagine being in love with a man and not cheating on him. I think he should understand that women are polygamous and can cheat easily that doesn't mean she does not love you.

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Romance / Re: 8 Type Of Guys Ladies Should Flee From by Nn3muka(f): 12:24pm On May 23, 2020

2. The Rich Fools: These ones belong to the “money made me Pompous” gang. They feel money is everything, infact all women want and need is money. They are very disrespectful, insult you at any given opportunity, go ahead to throw money and gifts at you when you get mad or protest their actions. They feel you can’t leave them, the money is the major attraction, therefore they are free to do anything with you. When you eventually leave, they will say you left for a richer guy. Avoid them at all cost.

I know one Audio Yahoo thief with 50 monikers on nairaland grin
This one describes his personality perfectly yet shi shi he doesn't have.
Sense sef is far from him Awon benzboys cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Gov.wike Relaxes Lockdown In 2 Lgas For 6 Days by Nn3muka(f): 9:23pm On May 20, 2020
Dear FG
Wike isn't fit to be a governor, he's better off in a beer parlour playing draft with confused people like himself.

Please declare a state of emergency so that things will normalize in Rivers state.

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Romance / Re: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by Nn3muka(f): 8:32pm On May 12, 2020
You need alot of burantashi, viagra and energy booster to go atleast one round of sex.
Hopefully your woman won't cheat on you

If you are female, IVF is your answer incase you want kids.
Goodluck
Food / Re: God Blessed Me With Python This Hot Afternoon by Nn3muka(f): 8:46am On May 05, 2020
Who eats eke bikonu?
If you love your life, dont try something like this in my hometown.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nn3muka(f): 11:22am On May 03, 2020
Movies I highly recommend
Extraction
The grudge (Horror)
The turning (Horror)
The invisible man
The invincible guest (Spanish movie so download subtitle)

profmsboi:
Please, someone should recommend horror movies for me grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Nn3muka(f): 5:56pm On Apr 18, 2020
Dannonye:
I have friends that shed tears profusely when using the toilet.
grin

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Romance / Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Nn3muka(f): 8:08am On Apr 17, 2020
Another women bashing thread
Nawaoo

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 4:08pm On Apr 16, 2020
Hathor5:


Looks yummy tongue
Thanks

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 12:30pm On Apr 16, 2020
Brunch

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Romance / Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Nn3muka(f): 9:06pm On Apr 14, 2020
Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON
mumu grin
This one don turn alfa male

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 9:54am On Apr 05, 2020
cococandy:
Pancakes, bacon and plain scrambled eggs.
Nne take mine and give me yours kiss

RoyalBlak007:



Just how

i like it cool
Let's share cool
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 9:50am On Apr 05, 2020
Breakfast today
pic 2: Potato Chips (yesterday's breakfast)

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Before you feel the butterflies. by Nn3muka(f): 9:33am On Apr 04, 2020
Tajbol4splend:



You have spec, that's why you don't easily fall in love with just anyone
As if you don't have spec, everybody wants what they want.
Going below your expectations will certainly lead to divorce in the long run
Romance / Re: Ladies: Before you feel the butterflies. by Nn3muka(f): 9:25am On Apr 04, 2020
Toks2008:


The movie Beauty and the beast is more than a fiction...one secret ladies don't know is that they can develop feelings for any guy who truly desires them and treats them like a queen even if that guy is totally opposite of what they want in terms of physical looks...this is a mystery... so put your feelings on hold and observe keenly then give your feelings to a guy that is deserving of it.



Hope this makes sense.
It doesn't make sense, and this is fallacy
Your assumption is flawed sir

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Romance / Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by Nn3muka(f): 10:36am On Apr 02, 2020
ambient:


Nne run! A guy that loves you will want to spend on you even though its little...working or not.pls dont settle for less your kids will suffer oooo
I wonder what makes her think she can settle with such a being.
She feeds him, calls him, etc yet he has never given her kobo.
odiegwu
Stop dating alfa men they wont hear grin
Date alpha HANDSOME men.

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Romance / Re: How To Cope With A Stingy Boyfriend? by Nn3muka(f): 10:21am On Apr 02, 2020
You are dating an alfa male
Probably their leader on nairaland

Nne you are on your own
Health / Re: Anambra Lockdown: What Kwata Junction Awka Looked Like Yesterday Evening (Pix) by Nn3muka(f): 8:42pm On Apr 01, 2020
Obiano's only achievement, just wondering why he doesn't have his face drawn on the fly over.

mtcheww
btw op, what's d meaning of this undecided

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 4:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
lunch

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 11:36am On Mar 30, 2020
Allshadesfemale:
I want tongue
Next time I will include yours wink
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 8:25am On Mar 30, 2020
Breakfast

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Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by Nn3muka(f): 8:25pm On Mar 29, 2020
BarrElChapo:


Hahaha. The truth pains. Work on yourself slay queen. Cos your man is gonna be in shut if he ever falls into hard times. grin
Hahaha
The truth hurts, go and work hard.
A woman's duty in a home is to have and nurture children, look after the homefront and make sure things are in order. The one thing the man is suppose to do which is providing for the family he wants to also dump it on the woman because he has a dick abi

nna fu*ck off and go meet the next dumb girl you will interest with marriage talks.

Lazy a*s mofo always coming to the table with preek and marriage talks nothing else.
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by Nn3muka(f): 8:08pm On Mar 29, 2020
BarrElChapo:


If you're married or not pls pray your partner does not fall into hard times. He'd die before his time with your personality
Bunch of lazy a*s holes
Dont go and hustle for money, keep waiting for the woman that will pay your rent.
shift biko
Romance / Re: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by Nn3muka(f): 10:35am On Mar 29, 2020
The day you start supporting a man to pay rent, will be the beginning of all your problems.
Be ready to continue paying rents for the rest of your life.

It's either you take a walk now, or support him.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 10:25am On Mar 29, 2020
Boiled potato in egg sauce

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Politics / Re: Criticize President Buhari: Don't Insult Him by Nn3muka(f): 8:39am On Mar 28, 2020
You guys defend the dullard in the most annoying ways..

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nn3muka(f): 7:25pm On Mar 27, 2020
cococandy:
Food is ready. Come eat from a socially safe distance :.

He did good. It was delicious. But mine wins since I’m the judge and jury.
Just say you don't want to give us, which one is safe distance again?

By the way, I think hubby is a better cook judging from what I am seeing tongue

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