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Hmmm OK good.... Let me stop here b4 am bashed

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jopretty:
That explains it. Kpele!!

Dearling it just a logopenic ppa.....it is not good denying it ....you are dealing with this problem as well.

piperson:
do u af sense?

How do you mean ?....What is my offence

[center]is this all the advice?... smh[/center]

Smellymouth:
Siasia aka Sia1, you owe nobody no explanations how una spend the money..

If una even use am Gbensh all those Brazilian girls, we won't complain..

You guys made us proud..

Maximum Respect to you Sia1..

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As for the Foolish Lawmaker (Obinna Ogba)and the clueless Minister Nebuchanezzar Dalung ,this thunder is for your sorry asses==>

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Lol guy u bad oh but i second to u ma nigga

cliquevibes:
Am just abbreviating those words, kinda like an habit nw, but still, Nobody on nairaland has queried me about my use of words, unlike you...Bro, just let's bury d hatchet....

We Good??

Look am sorry bro .....it was supposed to be private but am only posting it cos I thought I needed a few advice...hey remember the C in the characteristics of living things? We are male it just a healthy competition,it inherent .

cliquevibes:
K buh it later nt letter, hw can I thank u thru letter, 4 where u see post office?

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Cross checking my words?...hmm buh,nt, thru is ok right?
Brush your English before lecturing me....thank me later.

Abiagirl777:
because nobody is yet to comprehend what you wrote
Meanwhile if its the incestous act that your female cousin is seducing you to,flee from temptation.I know your dee.k and brain are all reminiscing on the caresses from her,forget it and put your mind on productive things.sex is for the married!!!
Just one act could ruin your lifetime peace of mind and incest is one of them.what if while in the act,his dad or mum saunters in?food for thought

Hi thanks for dropping a word or two ....am having pro with English....it happened just once ....thanks

Pls I haven't seen a single advice people pls

I might have been raped.. so what about female rapists


And watch it that guy on picture1 is smiling,not proper.
Picture two is ok but could be better

gemale:
No mind d fools. As soon as d Japanese man talk am say im wan gv dream team money, I Sabi say ds kain tin go happen. Na so I go on top Twitter mention d guy come talk say make im gv d players direct & nt any official. I no know if im read am or nt bt I lyk as im gv d players & siasia d money. Na sango, amadioha & Thor go fashion special thunder 2 fire all those Nff & Senate pple wey try 2 kolobi d money wey d Japanese guy gv dream team.

With all what u have said bro ...Abeg I wan beg u something Abeg ...shay u fit borrow me that Thor hammer make I take seal am.
I so second.

[quote author=smellingmenses post=48805301][/quote]I have bad English now my brain can't even comprehend things


Sorry what was the quote again?

smellingmenses:
All trying to emulate you!

Is he bleeping his cousin sis as well?
N he is making me feel guilty with all the pretence


I knew it was not only me

cliquevibes:
See lemme tell u, ur nt even good in what ur even good at...Mtchew...

See It nt by force to create a trend....Stop mixing alphabet's as if it herbal drug....and she coming to touch with intentionally by mistake on my private space...Nonsense

And is it Kubwa u meant, which one is cuba nw 4rm Cuba 2 kaduna...Plz jst get ur english in order

Pls don't mind my accent ...what was that again .....kubwa thanks,always thought it Cuba ...hope I spelt the kaduna correct?thanks ....anythings else? I guess not.look am trying not to develop unhealthy affair with my cousin sis n if you don't have any advise why not join the viewing crew,they are so many of them n counting....in other words stop quoting me if u have noting reasonable to say...try this thank me letter.

jopretty:
Pls can you repeat in readable English?

I will try,it just that am not good in English

IamLEGEND1:
For ur mind now you dey feel like say you dey type reasonable thing.

I just felt like detailing the whole event ....am I the first to fall victim

....my heart was beating faster now ....she started touching my special places by mistake I thought....oh no It was no mistake....it was deliberate....then something else happened....well am already receiving insults already ...from wanna post commenters ...sorry to skip some lines cos of children.....


My problem now is she is threatening to tell my uncle that I asaulted her ....if I don't come back for another holiday ....pls what should I do ....pls this is serious

....after watching the whole play,all of a sudden she just pushed me demanding to know what I were still watching ... "Noting" I said ....do u want to watch me beat you ....she asked....look I don't want to play it is la.....pau pillow dashed on my face before I could complete the ...te...that's it am in...it was a pillow war I wished until she started doing ......something else ....

Chinwe otalogu gat me rolling on De floor

Women n me!me! Can't you satisfy him?

Lwtmb

What if na me bleep you

Abeg your staunt cheap

19k?

Sisokey...pliks


Where the Bleep is that word.oh there you are

"NNEEEXXXXTTTTT"

jagugu88li:
Khum gagantwan gaga!!

Bless you sweethrt ....




What more can we call it....

Well I got science to study computer dentistry




Am thinking of changing it may be to something more fancy like
"Food husbandry"

300



"Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory."

Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro)

Including the north?

Superman

"It's kryptonite, Superman. Little souvenir from the old home town. I spared no expense to make you feel right at home."

Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman)

American Psycho

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust."

Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale)


Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas."

Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman)

Pay attention while you watch these guys the always have something eelry to say....post urs as well









Saw ii


"Oh, yes, there will be blood."

Jigsaw (Tobin Bell)




Dark knight

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savour all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."

The Joker (Heath Ledger)




Matrix

"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."

Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)





Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


"Don't you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!"

Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes)

Pls where in Nigeria do they pay this bride prize .....don't be baise