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Events / Re: Classic Wristwatches For That VIP Occasion.. by Noaril(m): 8:46pm On Jun 27, 2018
how much for the audemars piece?
Sports / Re: Belgium Vs Panama: World Cup - 3 - 0 (Full Time) by Noaril(m): 4:26pm On Jun 18, 2018
All these top teams go hear am from this underdogs this WC
Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Multi Million Dollar Deal With Justin Bieber's Manager by Noaril(m): 7:36pm On Jun 08, 2018
How the deal take affect Super Chickens from disgracing us for World Cup
Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Noaril(m): 6:23pm On Jun 02, 2018
Goal..... Omo see how Etebo dey move ball forward
Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Noaril(m): 6:20pm On Jun 02, 2018
this coach dey hear word sha
Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Noaril(m): 6:11pm On Jun 02, 2018
prinsam30:
jeol OBI together with onazi are all bunch of overrated players....


and to that goalie, it's better we make use of enzenwa before we regret it..

Also our backers are just useless focusless Abeg pardon me for that English
Which match u dey watch bro? The goalie has been our best player so far

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Sports / Re: England Vs Nigeria Friendly - 2 - 1 (Full-Time) by Noaril(m): 6:07pm On Jun 02, 2018
Onazi no suppose enter for 2nd half the dude no sabi poo
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphone 8 Plus For Sale by Noaril(m): 9:00pm On May 29, 2018
maruwa ko run gbe keke
Music/Radio / Re: Headies Award 2018 Winners Full List by Noaril(m): 8:37am On May 06, 2018
Still waiting for someone to explain to me how an EP won best RnB album and that video a primary 1 pupil for shot got best video... MI lyricist on the roll? I could have eaten a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out better lyrics than that. And also Seyi Shay should be sued she is over boring

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Music/Radio / Re: Headies Awards 2018: Live Updates (12th Headies) by Noaril(m): 1:58am On May 06, 2018
So an EP won best RnB album? Oh I forget Drake is on it.. Only Simi, Reminisce and Davido were deserving winners
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 29th April 2018 by Noaril(m): 4:53pm On Apr 29, 2018
Shey d mod go toilet ni?? Man u Dan score na
Romance / Re: I'm 6ft Tall And Girls Toast Me by Noaril(m): 6:31pm On Apr 09, 2018
MhizzAJ:
So whatundecided
.. Thank u jare, in perishing u will not perish
Romance / Re: Post 4 Words Every Woman Wants Whispered In Her Ears by Noaril(m): 8:04pm On Mar 31, 2018
send your account number

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Romance / Re: Imagine My Wife Saying ,i'm Not Romantic,it's This A Sign Of Trouble by Noaril(m): 9:09pm On Mar 22, 2018
Hmm!
In this case, 2 things are involved, it's either she's planning on cheating on you with an excuse of u not being romantic OR she's already cheating now.
If she's planning to, u are save, buh if she has started, 2 things are involved, its either she kills herself or she kills u.
If she kills herself u are save buh if she kills u, 2 things are involved.... The list goes on till judgment day buh amma stop here

Solution: Try and find out things that she finds romantic and do it for her
Education / Re: Who Has Re-print His/her Jamb Slipt by Noaril(m): 10:00am On Feb 28, 2018
op, hope you are not writing jamb? if you are then you are not ready for the English language. Check your topic again fam

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Career / Re: Did You Graduate With A Pass Or Third Class? Here's A Word Of Advice For You. by Noaril(m): 4:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
Sanchase:
Does Buhari have waec result ?
Yet he rule the most populous black nation, useless country.
Let them kW ma nigga, most pple in power ain't that educated
Romance / Re: Story Writers Needed by Noaril(m): 8:19pm On Feb 22, 2018
how do u lyk ur story, I mean do u prefer romance, comedy, tragedy , family , sport, career related etc or a bit of everything
Romance / Re: . by Noaril(m): 9:50pm On Dec 12, 2017
sinaj:
lol


Why will I fall for 5milliongang when I can faint for tati billion gang
Don't worry bae am already working towards being an ambassador of the 30billiongang. I already have 0.0001% of it, you know u are my no1,2and3 crush on this Nairaland. Just wait till I gather d 30bil and faint for me okay?
Romance / Re: “I Cannot Date You, If You Don’t Drive A Ferrari” — Nigerian Lady by Noaril(m): 7:37pm On Dec 11, 2017
I opened this post expecting to see an ugly girl who is looking for blood to suck, lo and behold I wasn't disappointed

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Romance / Re: Romancelanders End Of The Year Night Of Award Ceremony—2017!!! by Noaril(m): 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2017
I nominate airforce1 as the richest mumu on nairaland undecided

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Romance / Re: . by Noaril(m): 3:54pm On Dec 11, 2017
sinaj please do u have an extra frying pan? I think this op need us to fry some beans. Or don't tell me u are already falling for d #5milliongang

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Sports / Re: Man Utd Vs Man City - Predict And Win by Noaril(m): 1:19pm On Dec 10, 2017
man united 3 man city 1
Romance / Re: Let Be Sincere, How Long Should The First Round Of Sex Last? by Noaril(m): 11:04pm On Dec 04, 2017
acme6:
Till the woman is obviously satisfied.
So it's all about the lady huh?
Romance / Re: My Wife Pussy Is Smell Of Bad Titus Fish by Noaril(m): 3:47pm On Dec 02, 2017
Carry bread take dey chop am now. Useless post, u for kuku come and tell us how long it takes you to shave ur armpit hair. Airforce1 sef no reach ur level of mumurism

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Romance / Re: HELP!! I’m In Love With My Cousin, We Started Having Sex Ion Know How To Stop by Noaril(m): 9:59am On Nov 30, 2017
Oyindidi, sexybbstar,sinaj ... I call on thee to help a sister with some advice. cos this one weak me
Romance / Re: Let Me Leak My N.udes Here by Noaril(m): 11:22pm On Nov 29, 2017
But op, why u dey suck belle now?? grin
Celebrities / Re: I Don Catch You,stop Buying Followers – Davido Shades Wizkid (photo) by Noaril(m): 9:52pm On Nov 29, 2017
Can someone please borrow me a frying pan so I can fry beans
Romance / Re: Didisassy: "If You Allow Man Grab Your Butt In Public, You Lack Home Training’’ by Noaril(m): 9:32pm On Nov 29, 2017
LuvU2:
Lol thnx darl
Uwlc, Am not gonna tell you something you don't already know about how gorgeous you are. Am just gonna say your p.pix looks like that of my next girlfriend(or maybe its just a coincidence?) kiss

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Romance / Re: Didisassy: "If You Allow Man Grab Your Butt In Public, You Lack Home Training’’ by Noaril(m): 8:55pm On Nov 29, 2017
LuvU2:
yeep
Permission to join the queue of people crushing on you ma kiss

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