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Culture / Re: How Many Languages Do You Speak Fluently? by noblegas2(m): 4:31am On Sep 10, 2011 |
*English *Yoruba *Pidgin *Arabic *French |
Travel / Re: Customs Checks At Murtala Muhammad Airport, Lagos by noblegas2(m): 9:34am On Sep 08, 2011 |
jidewin: lol, yes OOO, when he demanded to see my Primary school certificate and Junior secondary school certificate, i was like WTF? i have passed through this airport like 7 times and never have i been asked to show them once so why now? because u hear 2000 pounds abi? he doesnt even know how i got the money and he demanded dat that i shuld part with some. Gosh ! u need to see the expensive phones they use! |
Music/Radio / Re: Which Is The Greatest/best Tupac Song? by noblegas2(m): 10:59am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Keep your head up! |
Music/Radio / Re: Music's Newest Power Couple: Ciara & Ludacris by noblegas2(m): 10:57am On Sep 07, 2011 |
How come you guys forgot to mention BOW WOW? |
Travel / Re: Customs Checks At Murtala Muhammad Airport, Lagos by noblegas2(m): 10:51am On Sep 07, 2011 |
lol, reminds me of what happened when i was travelling: ****ENJOY***** THEM: What are you going to Bleep to do? ME: As you can see sir, i am a student THEM: Where is your Admission letter? ME: (I showed Him) THEM: How much do you have as your BTA? ME: 2000 POUNDS (This made him raised his eyebrows and started his funny questions) THEM: Where is the reciept of the tuition fees payment? ME: (I showed him) THEM: Where is your O`level result? MEI showed Him, including my Diploma Certificate) THEM: Where is your secondary school testimonial? ME: (I showed Him) THEM: Where is your birth certificate? ME: *Suprised at first bt* (I Showed him) This was where he got angry and said THEM: You dey try show say you get everything ba oya where is your PRIMARY 6 AND Junior sECONDARY School CERTIFICATE?? ME: Ha! but sir, i already showed you my WAEC, how can i possibly seat for my Senior secondary school certificate without passing through Junior secondary school?? THEM: Are you asking me? If you dont have it, you KNOW WAT TO DO and you better check the time because your flight leaves in 40 minutes time. ME: As you can see, i am a student and i dont have any money woooooo except my BTA and only Death can remove 1 pound from it. THEM: So you dey try show say you sabi this place pass me abi? (he took me to one room and gave my documents to his Boss) on getting there, his boss saw my passport and alas, we both had the same Surname! he was speechless and called the guy to make sure nobody disturbed me till i got to the Boarding gate and that if i missed my flight, he would be in serious trouble! ME: Thank you sir! I couldnt stop laughing cuz i was being escorted to the boarding gate like a Diplomat, more like a fast track, lol |
Travel / Re: Working Conditions Of Nigerian Living In Qatar by noblegas2(m): 12:11pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Depends on the job! Its gonna be better if your employer provides Accommodation for you or else, All your salary will be channelled to housing because accommodation is VERY expensive in Qatar! |
Travel / Re: British Historian Blames Black Culture For Uk Riots by noblegas2(m): 11:03pm On Aug 29, 2011 |
True!!! But who do we blame for African Slavery? |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid Is Tuesday- High Judiciary Council Of Saudi Arabia by noblegas2(m): 7:08pm On Aug 29, 2011 |
Al-Hamdulillah for making us one of the successful! Eid Mubarak to all my muslim Brothers and Sisters! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (8 - 2) On August 28th 2011 by noblegas2(m): 2:49pm On Aug 29, 2011 |
I saw Nasri and Fabregas dancing Alanta cuz dey weren't part of the squad anymore! Hehhehhe |
Forum Games / Re: What Do You Feel Like Doing Right Now? by noblegas2(m): 6:46pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
Walking on the moon! |
Travel / Re: 1 by noblegas2(m): 4:01am On Aug 17, 2011 |
=DLaffº˚˚°º≈Wanº˚˚°º≈Scatterº˚˚°Myº≈º˚˚°º≈Blockossº˚˚°º=D |
Forum Games / Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by noblegas2(m): 10:01pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Pearl |
Forum Games / Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by noblegas2(m): 10:00pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Creamieeee |
Travel / Re: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by noblegas2(m): 4:54pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
justwise: You can as well start on their behalf |
Travel / Re: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by noblegas2(m): 4:47pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
justwise: lol why are you derailing? well i wont start an argument cuz i aint gat that time and since you derive much pleasure in exchanging insults and for d record, I have been to Iran! |
Travel / Re: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by noblegas2(m): 4:36pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
justwise: Dont worry, it wont! |
Travel / Re: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by noblegas2(m): 4:35pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
Sagamite: Lmao, why are you ranting and grunting like a wounded lion he pain u? |
Travel / Re: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by noblegas2(m): 4:31pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
justwise: Waow, was that the Best you could come up with? #Truthreallyhurts To your question, as soon as i complete my studies! |
Travel / Re: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by noblegas2(m): 4:29pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
norrisman: Broooo, u never start to dey laff? cuz i dey lafff oooooooooooooooooooo |
Travel / Re: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by noblegas2(m): 4:25pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
norrisman: You could pass for a mind reader i swear. U just posted what i was about to Write, lol @ Almighty Britain, I dey laff oooooooooooooooooo @ UNited States, (RIOTING) coming to a Town near you! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahhaa |
Forum Games / Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by noblegas2(m): 10:50am On Aug 06, 2011 |
Okada man |
Forum Games / Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by noblegas2(m): 9:06am On Aug 04, 2011 |
Bus Conductor |
Forum Games / Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by noblegas2(m): 5:19pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Did wah? |
Forum Games / Re: Reply Signatures. ~ by noblegas2(m): 1:56pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
I know God sure loves me more! |
Forum Games / Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by noblegas2(m): 1:52pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Goldieluks: For the first time, i have to agree with u cuz am a Mechanical Engineer! but back to the topic, you are Street sweeper! |
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by noblegas2(m): 1:50pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
no will not |
Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question by noblegas2(m): 1:18pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
whos been asking too many questions? |
Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question by noblegas2(m): 12:52pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
do you work here? |
Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question by noblegas2(m): 12:47pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
is the ish mud? |
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by noblegas2(m): 12:45pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
are you jobless? |
Forum Games / Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by noblegas2(m): 12:44pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Herbalist |
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