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jidewin:

@ noble gas1, your story made me laugh so much my wife had to run out from the kitchen to enquire what was so hilarious to me.Ol boy,thank God say the senior officer dey bear your name abi na surname.otherwise, wetin dem go show you, but just as some folks had pointed out, i really think we need to stand out ground o,but do it politely.I noticed in the thread someone pointing out how the officers begin use 'coded language' "HAUSA" to ID who be like say e dey rich and who dey "manage".Na true yan.When dem size u up and down finish,dem go just carry bold face like person wey e juju dey shack am.Hmmm money wey those niggaz dey hammer on daily basis no be small thing o.But i wait to see the first poser here who would bring up a video concerning the nigerian customs "attack and demand"style.

lol, yes OOO, when he demanded to see my Primary school certificate and Junior secondary school certificate, i was like WTF? i have passed through this airport like 7 times and never have i been asked to show them once so why now? because u hear 2000 pounds abi? he doesnt even know how i got the money and he demanded dat that i shuld part with some. Gosh ! u need to see the expensive phones they use!

Keep your head up!

How come you guys forgot to mention BOW WOW?

lol, reminds me of what happened when i was travelling:

                                ****ENJOY*****

THEM: What are you going to Bleep to do?
ME: As you can see sir, i am a student
THEM: Where is your Admission letter?
ME: (I showed Him)
THEM: How much do you have as your BTA?
ME: 2000 POUNDS (This made him raised his eyebrows and started his funny questions)
THEM: Where is the reciept of the tuition fees payment?
ME: (I showed him)
THEM: Where is your O`level result?
MEI showed Him, including my Diploma Certificate)
THEM: Where is your secondary school testimonial?
ME: (I showed Him)
THEM: Where is your birth certificate?
ME: *Suprised at first bt* (I Showed him)

This was where he got angry and said

THEM: You dey try show say you get everything ba oya where is your PRIMARY 6 AND Junior  sECONDARY School CERTIFICATE??
ME: Ha! but sir, i already showed you my WAEC, how can i possibly seat for my Senior secondary school certificate without passing through Junior secondary school??
THEM: Are you asking me? If you dont have it, you KNOW WAT TO DO and you better check the time because your flight leaves in 40 minutes time.
ME: As you can see, i am a student and i dont have any money woooooo except my BTA and only Death can remove 1 pound from it.
THEM: So you dey try show say you sabi this place pass me abi? (he took me to one room and gave my documents to his Boss) on getting there, his boss saw my passport and alas, we both had the same Surname! he was speechless and called the guy to make sure nobody disturbed me till i got to the Boarding gate and that if i missed my flight, he would be in serious trouble!
ME: Thank you sir!

I couldnt stop laughing cuz i was being escorted to the boarding gate like a Diplomat, more like a fast track, lol

Depends on the job! Its gonna be better if your employer provides Accommodation for you or else, All your salary will be channelled to housing because accommodation is VERY expensive in Qatar!

True!!!
But who do we blame for African Slavery?

Al-Hamdulillah for making us one of the successful! Eid Mubarak to all my muslim Brothers and Sisters!

I saw Nasri and Fabregas dancing Alanta cuz dey weren't part of the squad anymore! Hehhehhe

Walking on the moon!

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Pearl

Creamieeee

justwise:

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Ok, i guess[b] the security agencies should keep an eyes on you[/b]. Though you should have stayed there

You can as well start on their behalf    

justwise:

Don't you think that coming to the UK is a wrong choice? You could have gone to Iran, Libya or Afghanistan. You will enjoy your ant-UK views there more.  

lol why are you derailing? well i wont start an argument cuz i aint gat that time and since you derive much pleasure in exchanging insults and for d record, I have been to Iran!

justwise:


If that riot spreads to Coventry u could one of the victims, so don't be quick to laugh.

Dont worry, it wont!  

Sagamite:

You are a cretin!

What is this riot about except for pure looting?

How did your mooronic arse link it to cases of human/fundamental/democratic rights?

Bloody foool!


Your machine running your mind (brain) needs to removed from its host and then a double decker bus ridden over it.

A social waste of space.

Lmao, why are you ranting and grunting like a wounded lion he pain u?

justwise:

When are u moving back to Nigeria?

Waow, was that the Best you could come up with?  #Truthreallyhurts 

To your question, as soon as i complete my studies!

norrisman:

when people are confused and have nothing to say, they resort to ad hominem attacks.

I have asked a valid question comparing the illegal protests in Libya and the illegal protests in the UK seeing that some people in the UK including MPs are asking for the army to be deployed and protesters shot on sight. Now can any the ignoramus people who answered my initial questions with yabis answer the question like people with functioning brains.

In other news

Iran has asked the UK government to show restraint in dealing with protesters and listen to their demands. The Tehran government has aksed for its human rights team to be allowed into the UK to get a detailed view of the ongoing protests. lol.
source - http://www.presstv.ir/detail/193077.html

Libya has also recognized the rebels in London as the legitimative representative of the British people.
source - http://www.ljbc.net/home.php

Broooo, u never start to dey laff? cuz i dey lafff oooooooooooooooooooo

norrisman:

When ppl 'protest' in Libya & the govt tries to end the 'protests', NATO comes in to protect the civilians from the govt cos NATO feels the 'protesters' have a right to protest for however long they wish, damage property & kill Libyan soldiers. Now the UK govt knows what illegal protests/ rioting feels like, they call the protesters criminals and thugs. Are the 'protesters' in Libya who even have guns any different from the criminals & thugs in London? So why is NATO helping Criminals & Thugs?

You could pass for a mind reader i swear. U just posted what i was about to Write,

lol @ Almighty Britain, I dey laff oooooooooooooooooo


@ UNited States, (RIOTING) coming to a Town near you! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahhaa

Okada man

Bus Conductor

Did wah?

I know God sure loves me more!

Goldieluks:

Mechanic.

For the first time, i have to agree with u cuz am a Mechanical Engineer!

but back to the topic, you are Street sweeper!

no will not

whos been asking too many questions?

do you work here?

is the ish mud?

are you jobless?

Herbalist