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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 6:11pm On Aug 26, 2018
Jorginho completed more passes vs. Newcastle than any other player has managed in a single Premier League game so far this season.

• 173 attempted
• 158 completed
• 91.3% accuracy

Newcastle completed 131. (Squawka)





The highest number of passes completed in an EPL game is 167 though, by Gundogan against Chelsea... All thanks to Conte's negative tactics

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 5:59pm On Aug 26, 2018
Neymar1095:
"Eden Hazard does what he does best!" - Sky Commentator So is taking penalties
what he does best, because it isn't scoring goals?

We sha know what you u do best...
To steal tweets

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 5:48pm On Aug 26, 2018
To be honest I'll take Christensen and Cahill over Luiz anyday

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 5:44pm On Aug 26, 2018
Neymar1095:
Goooooaaalllllllll! Goooooooaallllllll!

Crawl back into your damn hole

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 5:33pm On Aug 26, 2018
I expect Newcastle to come out and play football now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:27pm On Aug 26, 2018
Kante has steadily been played outside his position, but no noise..

If na pogba dem dey play outside hin position like that, Scummies go don kill mourinho while ignoring the ineptness of the French alampasu..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:25pm On Aug 26, 2018
83% possession
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:08pm On Aug 26, 2018
Sleek Kovacic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:08pm On Aug 26, 2018
Unlimited22:

I didn't want to be the one who posted that here.
They can keep hating.

Vincent Kompany : The toughest opponent I've faced in my ten years here is Eden
Hazard . His ability to change games single-handedly is phenomenal. He always has you on your toes.

Kompany joins the long train too...
I'll keep posting it just to taunt them Hazard haters cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:48pm On Aug 26, 2018
Alan Shearer on Hazard : "There are not many in the league that can get us off our seats when on the ball and he's one of them, he's an incredible footballer that will win you matches"

Alan shearer joins the long train.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 12:33pm On Aug 26, 2018
Hahahaha

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 5:40am On Aug 26, 2018
Neymar1095:
I'm still yet to see a footballer given a yellow for playing the ball after an offside whistle since Van Persie at Camp Nou.

Neymar419

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:36am On Aug 23, 2018
Neymar1095:


Hazard stats are always:
10000000 dribbles, 5 assists & 2 goals.
As usual, Immidiate 2 likes with your alternate account... You must be living a very sad life to gain solace in self delusion

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:44am On Aug 23, 2018
10 seasons ago, He was just 16 and still in lille youth setup...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:45pm On Aug 22, 2018
raumdeuter:


WHen did Ozil and Eriksen join the EPL and how many minutes have they played. Imagine comparing him to Mata who has stopped being a regular since Mourinho joined Chelsea in 2014

KDB topped assist charts twice in 3 seasons and Hazard never topped once in 6 seasons

All the above listed names take set pieces, Hazard doesn't.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:57pm On Aug 22, 2018
lordfalcao:
chances created and assist are not same

Nothing in my post suggests that chances created and assists are the same thing

Chances created implies a pass that leads to a shot on goal or off target, once converted to a goal, it becomes an assist.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 2:23pm On Aug 22, 2018
iamJ:
Hahahahaha

Eden Hazard has the second most chances created since 2010/11 in the Premier League: 501. He signed for Chelsea in 2012/13

In return he got 41 assists because of donkey finishers...

Dortmund's manager joins the long list of elites who rate Hazard.

Laumdauter, Neymar 419 and scummies opinions don't count

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:52am On Aug 21, 2018
Heywhizzy:
Ogade, no vex for the tone, no be fight at all

The pass accuracy for someone that specialize in picking out players in a crowded box can never be up to 90, his crossing is top notch, I remember him in Psg, picking out cavani with perfect crosses..His vision ain't poor, he's not indecisive in the final third, talks about him not being technically gifted are from ppl who are scared to rate him highly this early so they fill their critics with so many untrue Buts, he was caught out of position against Arsenal, against Huddersfield he was tactically discipline, why now lean to the previous one and make conclusive judgement


I'm not rating Mendy just yet but I see potentials of him being the best wing back in Epl, even in the world in coming seasons, certainly he has lot of things to improve but saying he has average footballing IQ is too much of a criticism just to defend whoever they compare him too


Mendy, PSG??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:28am On Aug 21, 2018
..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:25am On Aug 21, 2018
Neymar1095:

you have started with this your rubbish again. Azpilicueta is only rated because of the lack of mistake he makes. Why is that? because he has the easiest role in the team only ever having to make sidewards and backwards passes. Never does anything exceptionally, not even defending. He is just the defender version of Mikel.

This dumb guy with zero knowledge about soccer, Only curses.... All you do is post crap and Immediately like it with your alternate accounts giving yourself Immediate 2 likes

Continue to dey deceive yourself


Last season:

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by NOBODYY: 7:45am On Aug 21, 2018
CB8E7

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 5:41pm On Aug 19, 2018
United fans who died in 2013 were the luckiest.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 5:18pm On Aug 19, 2018
Scummies are wailing cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 11:20am On Aug 19, 2018
Morata now has 4 goals in 8 starts against the Top 6. Also a goal against Atletico.

Lukaku has 1 goal in 12 appearances against Top 6 teams.

Aubameyang's still goalless against the Top 6.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:05pm On Aug 18, 2018
Haters gonna hate

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:46pm On Aug 18, 2018
Kante created the highest number of chances today, Loll

Man is becoming an all round footballer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:44pm On Aug 18, 2018
Eden Hazard vs the top six:

Man Utd - 5 goals and 5 assists
Tottenham - 5 goals and 3 assists
Arsenal - 5 goals and 3 assists
Man City - 4 goals and 5 assists
Liverpool - 4 goals and 2 assists

If you think this man is overrated, sorry you don’t know much about football.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:34pm On Aug 18, 2018
43 passes attempted
43 passes completed
100% tackles won
100% take on completed �

Mateo Kovacic

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:22pm On Aug 18, 2018
Only Frank Lampard (90), Didier Drogba (55) and Gianfranco Zola (42) have more Premier League assists for Chelsea than Eden Hazard (41)

You people should stop indulging Hazard haters here

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:16pm On Aug 18, 2018
Hazard hasn't even completed 45 minutes yet in the league and he already has two assists...

Laumdauter and Neymar419 will cry to bed today.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:35pm On Aug 11, 2018
Neymar1095:



it's obvious they have used your brain to pump tire. 209 matches, 6 seasons, 69goals 40 assist. Average of 11goals and 7 assist per season Tire head. That's what this Dundee is calling productive.
Since this is not a tweet you can steal it's understandable that you'll have troubles processing it...

209 matches... 69 goals 40 assists.. totalling an involvement of 109 goals in 209 matches.. A goal or assist every other game is what this mumu is calling unproductive, they don mix this one's brain with emulsifying agent and hin brain don cake Unfortunately there's nothing we can do to help

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:08pm On Aug 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

WAt the feck is wrong with you. That's an average of 11 goal and 7 assists a season . an average of 11goals a season is what this slowpoke is calling productive.

The stupidity in your post is mind boggling.
Irrespective of how hard you bleat like a goat, Hazard has made 209 League appearances for Chelsea, A much better and reasonable angle to look at it since he doesn't make 38 league appearances each season.... In that period he has been involved in 109 goals... A goal or assist every two games

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