Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,151,534 members, 7,812,658 topics. Date: Monday, 29 April 2024 at 05:00 PM

NOBODYY's Posts

Nairaland Forum / NOBODYY's Profile / NOBODYY's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 102 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:20pm On Apr 26, 2019
raumdeuter:


When a player a fellow attacker has more goals than you like Mane and Salah has over Hazard, you sit down

Assists only come into it after goals have been sorted out

Now assits are useless once an attacker has more goals than the other, But it was important here

hensben:
show me where ribery scored 20 goals a season.

raumdeuter:




No dey mention Ikedia Hazard with Ribery abeg

Until you can show us when Hazard would start making 20+ assists per season regularly

Again I repeat, you are very daft sir.

7 Likes

Politics / Re: Victor Nyeche Ihunwo Gives Friday Opurum A New House In Port Harcourt (Photos) by NOBODYY: 6:32pm On Apr 25, 2019
Mtcheww.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 6:20am On Apr 25, 2019
Ole elite defence positioning and technique

4 Likes

Family / Re: My Married Jobless Elder Brother Is Sucking My Mum Financially. Help! by NOBODYY: 7:13pm On Apr 23, 2019
ovoP:
Goodday nairalanders.

I wanna pls ask for help to pay my fees worth
#37,050.
My exams are to start Wednesday, and I may not be allowed to sit for my exams if I haven't paid before then.

Pls nothing is too small.

0265275444
Gt-bank

I promise am not a scammer... You can dm me and I'll give you all necessary evidences.


Mods please ban this idiot

23 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: Lagos Guber: I’m Confident Of Victory At Tribunal – Sanwo-olu by NOBODYY: 4:53pm On Apr 23, 2019
If I get jazz i go just dey kill all these fixed bet scammers one by one
Phones / Re: 'putting Your Phone On Alarm Can Save Your Phone If Stolen' by NOBODYY: 4:27pm On Apr 22, 2019
Something similar happened back then in unilorin.
One idiot steal my guy phone for hostel.. He now switched it off. It was a two storey building. And I know my guy usually have alarm set for all these Muslim prayer time.. So I told him not to worry that he should not tell anyone of this plan or idea and we should divide ourselves across diffrent stairs.. When time for prayer reach na hin phone start to dey shout before the legend fit sharply turn the alarm off he don cast grin grin cheesy

54 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by NOBODYY: 11:02am On Apr 21, 2019
Looks like a bull dog

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Shades Tonto Dikeh by NOBODYY: 5:01pm On Apr 20, 2019
Ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:28am On Apr 18, 2019
Odiegwu

6 Likes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 11:02pm On Apr 17, 2019
airmark:



No wonder Raumdeuter disappeared after the match. grin
Ramdata modulus operandi is to run away after a major L.. Then he'll come back after 10 hours or so with fresh hazard distractions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 10:56pm On Apr 17, 2019
airmark:


Raumdeuter will reply you soon with Guardiola winning a local trophy with 1000 points.

raumdeuter:


Oponu akinrada, Pep isnt a local coach, leave winning EPL to the likes of Conte nd Ranieri
raumdeuter:


League titles are local titles
1 CL is >>>> 1million league titles

3 Likes 1 Share

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 10:36pm On Apr 17, 2019
E pay make City don leave pallegrini seff.. At least he no get blank cheque and he carry them reach semi
Hahahaha

2 Likes 1 Share

Education / Re: Twitter User, Falilat Mocked For Writing JAMB 5 Times by NOBODYY: 10:48pm On Apr 13, 2019
That falilat chick go dey set unreasonable standards.. Ashey waray na even jambite.

In the past she is usually so quick to call someone dumb or an illetrate.

She even shamed a guy one time calling him "gutter water".

For you to understand why she is getting bashed you have to know she has had a lot of bad precedence, very uncouth.

83 Likes 7 Shares

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 5:50am On Apr 09, 2019
Fraud.

4 Likes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 10:01pm On Apr 08, 2019
Shaku Shaku fvcking frauddd

6 Likes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:01pm On Apr 03, 2019
iamrosheed:
Lionel Messi has 8 goals and 3 assists in his last 4 games.

That's a standard Hazard half season.


Copied

But they are on the same talent level cheesy cheesy

John Terry has more career goals than Andreas iniesta

John Terry is a central back o



Copied


But Andres iniesta Beasted a final cheesy cheesy

25 Likes 2 Shares

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 12:20pm On Apr 02, 2019
raumdeuter:


What are the ages of the starters
sagna Kolarov Kompany otamendi Fernandinho Yaya Silva

Mostly over 30 and can't play Peps way.

raumdeuter:


Messi Ronaldo Suarez, compare their performance when they were under 30 to when they were over 30

Why are Terry Lampard Drogba Rooney RvP not chased around by top teams currently? Anyone with a single digit IQ will tell you its related to their age

Its common knowledge that performance declines with age infact many managers don't give players over 30 more than a year contract. Picking one or 2 players who still play is like expecting a 42yr old to be scoring because Roger Milla once did it

I have no time to waste on subzero IQ people, Incase folks here didnt tell you I run a discrimination policy based on intelligence

raumdeuter:



Vidic one of the great defenders in modern times, how much meaningful football did he play at 34 or even 32. He is currently 37 and sounds like he is been gone for close to half a decade

When it favours you, you agree that age impacts performance. And performance declines as the player age.

airmark:


According to you Ashley Cole, who was 32 when Hazard arrived, was still at his prime , but Boathand, who was said to be German best player in 2016, wouldn't play well because he turned 30, two years later.

You are just irresponsible.


raumdeuter:


Ashley cole just won a CL 3 months before hidden hazard joined Chelsea


But when it doesn't favour you, you remember that the player won a trophy months ago and so age doesn't matter anymore.

You know, for someone who prides in being intelligent you are quite daft.

28 Likes 4 Shares

Phones / Re: Subscriber Options for UNLIMITED Internet - WORTH IT? by NOBODYY: 3:08pm On Mar 31, 2019
nani667:




°°°°
Airtel is very funny. I bought a new sim and I placed it in a new phone (android o), I tried to do this 1,500 for 2.5gb plan but i didn't get any double data cry cry
I called them and they said its because its a blackberry plan not an android plan that is why I didn't get double data.. And they gave you this double data cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:08pm On Mar 29, 2019
wman:
Messi said he’s top 5 players are
Mbape
Neymar
Suarez
Hazard
Aguero



Hazard

Hazard


CC: Raumdeuter

Raumdeuter sabi ball pass Messi abeg.

14 Likes 1 Share

Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Wants To Return To Management In The Summer by NOBODYY: 10:59am On Mar 26, 2019
Mourinho > Guardiola.
Education / Re: MURIC Reacts To WAEC's "Disappear Without Trace" Threats by NOBODYY: 10:59am On Mar 26, 2019
It can never be well with professor ishaq akintola. May God punish him mighthly. Attention seeking foolish man that is hell bent on causing trouble where there isn't one.
This was what the man said
“We need to stop this. I am mentioning this because it is getting too much and I expected Lagos State to take proper action against Prof Ishaq. He recently went to a school in Ojo to disrupt (sic) I have the video here. We need to be guided properly.

“Someone was saying, ‘If they don’t take it (time-table) away on Friday (sic)’. You don’t threaten an institution like government. The government can take anybody out and they will not see that person again. And nothing will happen. Nothing. Not that they will kill the person, they will just take him out of circulation and keep him somewhere,” he declared emphatically.

How then did he start calling the man a Christian fanatic? Did he speak on the position of christianity or the government??
Why is this ishaq mumutola so evil?

30 Likes 3 Shares

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:47pm On Mar 20, 2019
Boring talks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 6:27pm On Mar 20, 2019
raumdeuter:

How can Hidden Hazard be the best performer in 2017, when Kante and Azpi were there? Or how in 2015 when Costa and fabregas were

Kane and Salah do their jobs. Last season Salah topped the scorers chart Kane did some seasons back. When has Hazard ever topped goals or assist chart for Chelsea never mind the entire league

In 2017/18 he was Chelseas highest goal scorer
Same as 2013/2014.
Although the season is still running, he is still Chelseas highest goal scorer this season.

9 Likes

Investment / Re: Has Anyone Been Helped Through Nairaland? by NOBODYY: 8:33pm On Mar 18, 2019
treycolo18:
There is no harm in trying.https://www.premise.com/contributors/. Read about them on that website and download the app if you are not satisfied with what they do just delete the app... anyways I'm thankful to them.A m from Ghana and at least I get something small for credit it's than other app waisting your time and I look forward to more app like them.if you know of any lemme know.

It works oo.. Thanks bro if you know any other app like this please boss
Investment / Re: Has Anyone Been Helped Through Nairaland? by NOBODYY: 12:36pm On Mar 16, 2019
Waste of time.
Investment / Re: Has Anyone Been Helped Through Nairaland? by NOBODYY: 12:02pm On Mar 16, 2019
Okay
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by NOBODYY: 8:53pm On Mar 15, 2019
Politics / Re: David Mark, Suswam, Ortom To Be PDP Agents At Polling Units In Benue Rerun by NOBODYY: 4:33pm On Mar 14, 2019
MyMouth:

U are still showing to the world how big a fool you are! I will not bother arguing with a cretin like u, let watch and see!
Hahahaha.. Ignorant cretinous twerp with zero points

1 Like

Politics / Re: David Mark, Suswam, Ortom To Be PDP Agents At Polling Units In Benue Rerun by NOBODYY: 3:29pm On Mar 14, 2019
MyMouth:

You must be very stupid and daft to refer to me as ignorant, how many polling units in the country had police officers Jus because u saw them at your unit does not mean they are everywhere!
You are still displaying your crass ignorance. INEC has a budget for security of each polling unit, the fact that members of the senate will even act as party agents is enough reason for INEC to pretend to be upright and allocate at least five security agents to each polling unit where the rereun will take place.
Recieve sense, Amen.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: David Mark, Suswam, Ortom To Be PDP Agents At Polling Units In Benue Rerun by NOBODYY: 2:01pm On Mar 14, 2019
MyMouth:

No security will come with them to the polling unit! Trust me, all their security will be withdrawn and if the choose to hire private ones, they cannot be armed!

Your ignorance is mind boggling.
Ideally, all polling units are supposed to have security forces attached to it.
I worked as a presiding officer in the just concluded elections, and my polling unit had three police officers and one NSDC official attached to it.

14 Likes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:49am On Mar 06, 2019
Some people need to hear this.

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 102 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 50
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.