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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:13pm On Sep 08, 2018
hensben:
Alonso starts for Spain. Did Mendy start for France the last time?

Neymar1095
Neymar419
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:03pm On Sep 08, 2018
Isco no fit even complete the dribble e begin dey pull player, Shior
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 12:43pm On Sep 08, 2018
Neymar1095:

Says a Chelsea fan that have been a relegation team until Abrahimovic took
over around 2003 and pumped the club with Russian money.. Chelsea before Abrahimovic.

Arsenal chop 8-2 for Ferguson era, does that make them an automatic relegation team?

Whenever you're not copying from twitter apply at least a little bit of brain

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:34am On Sep 06, 2018
Neymar1095:


My Friend don't chat shitt. the stat you post doesn’t mean that he doesn’t pass sideways, nor is this stat
relevant as a forward pass could be a 2 yard pass, which he is only good at. As
long as a midfielder does 150 passes in a game and only makes 1 key pass, the
argument is out of the window.


Obere4u:


Mikel played as a protector in a defensive system yet still manages to string some forward passes. Chelsea play more highline football now so Jorginho will have more final third pass. How many key passes does he have?


Imagine? "Chelsea play a highline football so Jorginho will have more final third pass"

Your misconception here is that Jorginho's role is to make key passes.

When a team decides to employ a high line, you need someone who can play passes out of tight area, relieve the defense of pressure. You can't use key passes to define a player like him in the role he plays, your ignorance is mind boggling (Neymar 419) He plays as a regista

"Regista in Italian means ‘director.’ It actually means the one who directs, who dictates the offensive play of the team. A regista is not the one who would run around the pitch vying for the ball, but it’s someone who would start his move by lying deep in his own half just in front of the centre-backs" https://m.sportskeeda.com/football/understanding-regista-role-football

He's just supposed to be distributing the ball around and holding position. Jorginho dictates play so well and all these one's want to do is bag on his key passes and long balls.

By the way it might be worth mentioning that Jorginho had more key passes than Luka Modric last season.
To put things into perspective, forward passes per 90 minutes:

Jorginho - 70
Modric - 45

Choke on it.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:41am On Sep 06, 2018
Obere4u:
It's interesting to know that people praises Jorginho for what they abuse Mikel Obi for. Sideways passes and safe play passes.

Mikel would have been very instrumental in this team than Jorginho.




#MyOpinion

Neymar1095:

Jorginho made 158 passes against I don't care who but Out of that 1 was a key pass 1 was a long ball. The rest where Side ways. You opinion is spot on.

People chat so much shiït here, and it annoys me when they do it with confidence...After 3 matches in the EPL Jorginho completed 107 forward passes, the highest in the league so far (I don't know his amount of forward passes against Bournemouth so i wouldn't be adding,, it I saw the fact before the 4th match).

Lets just pretend we didn't see his defence splitting pass to Alonso for Pedro's goal against arsenal.

Last season he made the highest number of forward passes in Europe even more than debryne despite playing less amount of games.

Keep peddling your "he only passes sideways" bullshit, Keep comparing him to Mikel, we all know you’re dumb.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 8:56am On Sep 04, 2018
raumdeuter:


It's not about CL win, world cup win, euro wins not even semi final success. Not even goals scored or assists given its now about motm voted [b]not actual things done on the field[\b] but by votes

Wonder why hidden will always be a useless shakushaku dancer

So the candidates that are selected for the MOTM are selected based on what they did in the bedroom?


If for anything, the stats reveal that on a game by game basis.. Hazard is indeed One of the most influential Chelsea players.


in case you don't know how the MOTM award is selected, see below

BlueAngel444:


In Premier League football match, Man of The Match award is often given to the outstanding player in a particular match. This can be a player from either team, although the player is typically chosen from the winning team. In Premier League, MOTM will receives a small black and gold trophy for their performances.
In general, players who had greater number of chances or assists created than any other player on the field, would be officially named Man of The Match. Normally, players who score a hat-trick or goalkeepers who keep a clean sheet under pressure would get the award.
Generally, the certified commentators of Official Broadcaster or a sponsor decide Man of the Match, mostly based on the below match winning factors:
* Goals Scored;
* Goals Assists;
* Chances Created;
* Passes Completed;
* Tackles Won;
* Saves (for goalkeeper);
* Clean Sheet (for goalkeeper);

undecided



if you actually think I'll reply you further on this particular Hazard issue, you've wasted your time sir cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 2:55am On Sep 04, 2018
Eden Hazard Premier League MOTM’s
Since Hazard joined Chelsea - Hazard = 50 vs. Agüero = 27
Since Kane became a starter - Hazard = 39 vs. Kane = 30
Since KDB went to City - Hazard = 29 vs. KDB = 21
Since Salah joined Liverpool - Hazard = 11 vs. Salah = 8

@WhoScored


Let's not forget the fact that he had one off season, haters gonna hate

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:46pm On Sep 03, 2018
Segedinho:

U don't minit... embarassed

When we keep hammering that stats do not tell the full story, some people will keep shouting goals and assists

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:40pm On Sep 03, 2018
Lana1:
grin grin

When u compare Giggs to ur akué legends and we call all the trophies he has won u people will start telling us how trophies are a team achievement. And how all we know na history.

But small milestone wey Lukaku achieve in comparison to ur alagbo Legend and una dey catch feelings dey remind us how he won this and that...

Further proof of the shekpe double standards!!

Okay, Eden Hazard has scored more Premier League goals than Eric Cantona..

One of them is an overated shaku shaku dancer, while the other is a legend at manure and a striker.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:39am On Sep 03, 2018
Neymar1095:

Baba easy on the way you copy and paste from twitter na.

See mumu, you think say I resemble you? Twitter bot

Bring the post I copied and pasted or STFU, Yes I saw the fact on twitter, but I typed it in my words...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:35am On Sep 03, 2018
So it took one of United's finest ever (Giggs) 8 years to hit 5 UCL goals but they have the guts to laugh at Eden Hazard 's UCL goals.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 4:33am On Sep 03, 2018
neezar:
Romelu Lukaku in the Premier League: Goals - 104 Games - 224 Didier Drogba in the Premier League: Goals - 104 Games - 254 Put some respect on Rom’s name.

Hazard has the same World Cup goals as Wayne Rooney, Ryan Giggs , Paul Scholes and Eric Cantonna COMBINED. He's just 27. Put some respect on his name.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:20am On Sep 03, 2018
raumdeuter:
Iz it true that Lukaku has the same number of EPL goals as Drogba

Iz it true that Eden Hazard is just 16 goals away from totalling Ryan giggs entire career goals for club and country despite playing about 500 games less ?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 6:39pm On Aug 29, 2018
Jose in Man Utd compared to Klopp and Poch

Jose has better stats so Jose till 2020 cheesy

P. W. D. L. Win%
Jose - 123. 75. 25. 23. 61
Poch - 221. 124. 50. 47. 56.1
Klopp- 158. 84. 44. 30. 53.2

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 2:15pm On Aug 29, 2018
lipsrsealed

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 10:42am On Aug 28, 2018
cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 10:11pm On Aug 27, 2018
joeace2001:
This is what it takes to support United. For decades upon decades we've risen to heights others can only dream of and in others we've fallen to depths unbelievable. In the 70's we were as bad as this but nobody predicted the decades of dominance to follow. We are back at that point again and we must now look up and hope for the best. When i saw Mourinho clapping the fans, i felt for him this time, he was let down by his players. All match i wanted Pogba to just play and play right, i wanted Jones to not brain fart...Jose came in smiling with everybody desperate to lift the mood of everyone with his demeanor and the football and we saw that football but the players lack the ability. Now we must move on. On this performance alone Mourinho is absolved. It's a shame we have too many average Joe's in our team and when we go into the market, everybody wants to rinse us. But these guys must get up and see their managers desire to give everything and go on to give performances of their lives in the next 35 or so games. We are United!

Straight from the book of lamentations

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 10:03pm On Aug 27, 2018
Neymar1095:




Hazard is an overrated player and a fraud who has failed at the Champions League,
Euros and went 365 days without scoring a Premier League goal. Mahrez could never.....!

Iniesta went 365 days without a goal or assist, Lampard would never ever

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NOBODYY: 9:36pm On Aug 27, 2018
I came through like bendedede cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 4:03pm On Aug 27, 2018
Neymar1095:

Who the feck is debating kdb and Hazard with you. It's an insult to De Bruyne. Hazard can't even touch mahrez lllloooooollll!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:58pm On Aug 27, 2018
raumdeuter:


Bossing a match is when we see what you are doing on the field as an attacker creating goals and assists Defender thwarting attacks and Keepers making saves to keep your team from scoring

Not awards from voting


Lampard > Xavi and iniesta.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:50pm On Aug 27, 2018
raumdeuter:


Hazard from attack 28 goals(4 penalties) 13 assists
KDB from Central midfield 21 goals (0 penalties) 46 assists

Hazard 41 goals + assists in 3 seasons
KDB 67 goals + assists in the same 3 seasons

Hazard 4x in PFA team of the year in 6 years
KDB 1

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:32pm On Aug 27, 2018
Neymar1095:
so Hazard will hold 6th
place in UEFA Best Player in Europe Award in 2015

Show us KDB personal accolades, twitter bot

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:29pm On Aug 27, 2018
raumdeuter:


When we check most we see are polling booth award nothing on the field


Of course, Earning Man of the match award is pooling booth award when it involves hazard, but is Bossing a match when it involves other players, we know how it goes

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:22pm On Aug 27, 2018
raumdeuter:


Yes o. KdB will hold his assists trophy back to back

while Hidden is holding his Zidane said Maradona said, Shearer said trophies

Hazard will hold the following:

2x UNFP Ligue 1 Young Player of the Year
(2008–09 , 2009–10)
3x UNFP Ligue 1 Team of the Year (2009–10 ,
2010–11 , 2011–12)
2x UNFP Ligue 1 Player of the Year sad2010–11 ,
2011–12)
Premier League Player of the Season :
(2014–15)
Various player of the month awards.
PFA Team of the Year : 4x
PFA Young Player of the Year ( 2013–14)
PFA Players' Player of the Year (2014–15)
6th place in UEFA Best Player in Europe Award in 2015
UEFA European Championship top assist provider: 2016
UEFA Team of the Year : 2017
FWA Footballer of the Year : (2014–15)
Belgian Golden Shoe : (2017)
2018 FIFA World Cup: Silver Ball
2018 FIFA World Cup: Joint Top Assist Provider

Laumdauter

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 3:15pm On Aug 27, 2018
raumdeuter:


Hidden Hazard is a penalty taker

You mentioned and emphasised the fact that Hazard is a pk taker when discussing goals scored but wisely avoided the fact that KDB is a set piece taker when discussing assists..
Half-wise

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 2:05pm On Aug 27, 2018
raumdeuter:
In the past 3 seasons

Hazard from attack 28 goals(4 penalties) 13 assists
KDB from Central midfield 21 goals (0 penalties) 46 assists

KDB is a set piece taker undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 9:09pm On Aug 26, 2018
So Sarri's Napoli had the highest number clean sheet in Seria A last season..

His tactics might not be as susceptible to goals as I thought
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:27pm On Aug 26, 2018
Neymar1095:

Last season we did the double over your lots with Hazard dropping a disasterclass at both. We be got 99 problem but beating Chelsea isn't one of them.......!

Last two seasons we won city Home and away


Be humble.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:14pm On Aug 26, 2018
"Eden Hazard touched the ball 134 times against Newcastle, the most he's ever recorded in his 211 Premier League appearances."

First Start under Sarri,

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 7:11pm On Aug 26, 2018
"Maurizio Sarri's Chelsea are the first team in Europe this season to complete 2000+ passes".

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NOBODYY: 6:54pm On Aug 26, 2018
The Newcastle header that kepa conceded is lowkey similar to Drogba's UCL final goal.. I don't think kepa could have done much about it

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