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Education / Re: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by NOC1(m): 12:03pm On Jun 25
He sure me die if those bastards are not armed these students go confront them and even shell them bottles and stones grin

Noooo, they will still run, is tradition for unity and Model schools


Education / Re: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by NOC1(m): 12:02pm On Jun 25
Ahhahhahahahah, it is fun after WAEC exam, you block road.

Those of us that attended unity and model schools can tell the story better


Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele & Husband JJC Cheated On Each Other - Benito Bello by NOC1(m): 2:50pm On May 21
The biggest mistake Funke made was to allow this uncouth boy into her home.

Who told you he was uncouth?

Yeyebrities are full of lies, pretense and hypocrisy


Foreign Affairs / Re: Nancy Pelosi Threatens To Block US/UK Trade Deal Over Northern Ireland Protocol by NOC1(m): 6:19am On May 20
They should focus on the midterm election, the indices are not looking nice on them, inflation is really in the rise DOW fell bellow 40% yesterday the highest nose dive for over 30 years.

If they lose both house in midterm election, I am sure the president and Vice will be impeached.
Romance / Re: Man Kills Wife, Commits Suicide Over Marital Row In Bayelsa by NOC1(m): 7:12am On May 18
Barbaric, if you are tired of marriage walkout than all this stupid acts.

Who is going to take the community they gave birth to? 6 children are now without bearing, psychic destroyed, hate and wickedness have now taken hold of them.
Romance / Re: Oromidayo, Ibadan Poly Student Dies After Taking Drugs To Have 11 Rounds Of Sex by NOC1(m): 8:19am On May 17

Justifying your one minute syndrome undecided

Never a 1 minute man and I will never be

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Avostal Siege Ends With Mass Surrender , US Admiral Arrested . by NOC1(m): 6:59am On May 17

You mean they sacrificed taking Kherson and even lost a whole battalion just to have one or two american mercenaries captured? It makes no sense.
Besides, what about Belarussian and Chechnya fighters who started the war with Russia? Those are foreign forces too attacking Ukraine alongside Russia so two or three american volunteers on the defenders side isn't a bad idea.

What the western media is not saying is bigger than what they are reporting.

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Romance / Re: Oromidayo, Ibadan Poly Student Dies After Taking Drugs To Have 11 Rounds Of Sex by NOC1(m): 6:55am On May 17
You see sex I no de do pass myself, I have not taking any enhancement for it before, any where my strength carry me reach I stop there.

No trophy to be won, no special cumming

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Crime / Re: Customs Officer Slap SA To Delta State Governor (Full Video) by NOC1(m): 5:44am On May 09
Why are people shouting mannerless without knowing what he did or said?

You guys don’t know how this idiots abuse people in Airports and events in the name of government appointees.

Though the action taken by the Custom officer might not be the right thing.

But from his tone and questions, you will agree that the guy really pissed him off.

Those who mocked the Nigerian Canadian mayor who was asked to step aside some months back for trying to use his position to evade punishment are the ones making case for the so called SA my foot.

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Crime / Re: Russian Woman Suffocates Husband To Death With Her Massive Buttocks by NOC1(m): 6:21am On May 04
Booty boooty, I love that booty I love that booty, have you seen it. Is now a weapon of man destruction


Politics / Re: Can You Employ Ahmed Tinubu To Manage Your Personal Business by NOC1(m): 12:12pm On Apr 04
Lagos was the pride of the nation even when the colonial masters came

Tinubu only succeeded in Monitising Lagos for his personal profits till date

This explains why the stark difference between the rich and poor environs exist in Lagos today

Mainland is a jungle of bad roads and vices, highland is a place to tax even for roads that is government responsibility

Calabar, Bruttu in Delta, Zungeru in Niger state were all Pride of the Nation when the colonial master was here.
As of today how are they developed?


Politics / Re: Can You Employ Ahmed Tinubu To Manage Your Personal Business by NOC1(m): 11:27am On Apr 04
Yes he has managed companies that are still glowing, he Managed Lagos and it is still the pride of the Nation.

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Politics / Re: “imminent” Default Evaded As Russia Pays Its Foreign Debts Despite Sanctions by NOC1(m): 7:12am On Mar 18
This man is on top of his game. Western world have planned on how to draw his last blood but he has shown them he is smart.

Whichever way, let the war end


Politics / Re: Police Take Over APC Secretariat As Buhari Reportedly Removes Buni by NOC1(m): 1:05pm On Mar 07
There is a new change of guard in our party leadership! If you think you are the best plotter, one day, you will plot yourself into trouble.

Buni was not told, the guy was buying time for what ever candidate.


Politics / Re: Women In Abuja Protest Against National Assembly's Misogynistic Agenda (Photos) by NOC1(m): 5:02pm On Mar 02
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: The UK And Our Allies Will Respond Decisively - Borris Johnson by NOC1(m): 6:16am On Feb 24
Russia and China want to humble USA.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Enugu Commissioner, Chidi Aroh, Two Policemen Shot Dead by NOC1(m): 6:31am On Feb 22
Land na serious business in the East.... maybe he don go revoke somebody's land documents

Is land a more serious business in the East than West?

Let us continue deceiving ourselves, We go get Sense at last.

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Celebrities / Re: Marley Children Unite, Shock The World In Root Concert In Honor Of Reggae Legend by NOC1(m): 7:19am On Feb 12
Let them appear neat abeg, I don’t know why I dislike dada, even dread on women, it looks dirty in my eyes
Celebrities / Re: You Took After Me, Na Only Music & Big Bum Dey Una Papa Head, Timaya's Babymama by NOC1(m): 7:17am On Feb 12
This must be a joke, if not Timaya go run out like a mad man.
Nairaland / General / Re: Tenant Given List Of Items To Contribute After Landord's Death by NOC1(m): 7:02am On Feb 12
Hahaha, hungry landlord children.

This kids don’t do anything, the collect rent of years in advance, their hope is only centered on fathers property.

If their dad was this lazy will he build a house ?

I saw the headline, was hoping to see an Ikwere man was shocked to see that the letter is emanating from Aba, anyway ndi ngwa are not different from ikwere people they can give issues to there tenants.

If the tenant bring all this will he pay house rent again?

A well built 3bedroom flat in Umuahi or Aba goes for 350k per annum, with what I saw, he will be spending close to 200k whisk is more than half of his rent
Politics / Re: Campos Ogundare Accused Of Using Thugs To Disrupt Voter Education Exercise by NOC1(m): 7:40am On Feb 11

So local government chairman is now INEC?

The question is how are they able to access INEC portal? Common sense should have told you INEC granted them that permission and access.

Tinubu and his thugs will always obstructing civility

You lack sense, did they not get approval from Inec?

Same way they should get approval from the authorities in charge of where they want to use
Politics / Re: Campos Ogundare Accused Of Using Thugs To Disrupt Voter Education Exercise by NOC1(m): 7:37am On Feb 11
you are a mad man! Fooking fooool!

Hahahaha, is morning please go take your pills before I bundle you to the rehab again

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Politics / Re: Campos Ogundare Accused Of Using Thugs To Disrupt Voter Education Exercise by NOC1(m): 7:20am On Feb 11
. How can they meet a local govt chairman that belongs to a party. that is bias

Before you pick a ground for any exercise you write to the authorities to seek approval, it is necessary.

Someone must me responsible for anything that happens in the place. You can’t see an open space and want to use it.

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Politics / Re: Campos Ogundare Accused Of Using Thugs To Disrupt Voter Education Exercise by NOC1(m): 6:25am On Feb 11
You can’t just come in a place and start performing, you must get permission.

If there is break down of law and order, you will still blame the political leaders of that place.

Do the right thing and stop whooping unnecessary sentiments


Romance / Re: Tennis Start Venus Williams Reveals She's A Virgin At 41 by NOC1(m): 7:43am On Jan 29
I am not doubting her, I have been following the Williams as a kid, she has lived a very quiet life, no controversies no issues, she doesn’t even complain always on her own lane.


Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu, A Good Leader Without Tribal Sentiments - Sen. Kashim Shettima by NOC1(m): 5:21pm On Jan 17
That’s a fact, his record as Lagos state Governor can attest to that, no Governor in the history of Nigeria has run an inclusive administration like Tinubu.

People just hate Tinubu because of his popularity, not that they have anything against him.

Ask someone what Crime Tinubu have committed, nobody can point to any, even as an Opposition he was tried and found innocent, even in USA they claim he was a fugitive, he travelled there last year and came back without any form of harassment.

People from Imo, Abia, Kogi, Kwara and Benue who have produced bunch of thieves as Governors have no right to accuse Tinubu, the plank in their eyes should be removed before they Go for dust I Tinubu eyes.

Even those who there ex Governor is Pandora certified is talking.

Mention the saint in Nigeria politics and promote him.

As attached below is an ongoing road construction in Aba. This people have not called out their fools for ones but ones they hear Tinubu they will start having Diarrhea of the mouth

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Politics / Re: Ladoja To Tinubu: I’m Your Elder Brother, I Will Support Your Aspiration (Video) by NOC1(m): 5:46am On Jan 17
Five news FP this morning 3 is all about Tinubu.

I want to be this popular that tabloids will like to speak about me so that the can sell

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Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: I Cannot Attack Tinubu, Our Friendship Is Deep-Rooted by NOC1(m): 5:44am On Jan 17
This morning has started again with Tinubu.

Abeg is Tinubu the FCT of Nigeria, or is he the president?

Tinubu this, Tinubu that nawaooo

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Politics / Re: BREAKING — South Africa's Archbishop Desmond Tutu Dies by NOC1(m): 8:38am On Dec 26, 2021
He ran the race and made a name for himself, now he has left for others to continue.

Death, a debt everyone must pay, the foolish and wise can never run away from it, he chose to call in his own time in his own style be it fashionable or unfashionable, we sometimes ask him why, but he has never answered.

Even though we grieve and wail for days it has not stopped him from visiting.

We have put so much energy in the creation of life but have not invested so much in the destruction of death.

Tutu will be Eulogized from different continents his words and works will be criticized, his wins and loss will be debated, his fears and strength will be analyzed in all of this he is gone and gone never to come back again.

Reincarnation for those who belief in it will never give you same Desmond.

I don’t believe in Rest In Peace, let those who work for peace have peace, those who deserve pains should enjoy it. He is already sleeping what other rest are we talking about.
Crime / Re: CAN Tasks Buhari On Killing Of Christians In Zamfara By Terrorists by NOC1(m): 7:06am On Dec 02, 2021
This body did not say a thing about the killing of a priest in Imo state some months back, they have not said anything about the killing in SouthEast, are those killed in south East Anti-Christ?

Before you sound stupid I am a Christian, I am a Southerner and not a Buhari person. I am just angry over their hypocrisy.

He who comes to equity must come with clean hands, the inability of South East leader speaking up and condemning the stupidity is the reason for the glorification of barbarism.
Leaders are not just political holders or elder statesman but spiritual fathers and religious leaders are among.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Under Investigation – EFCC Chairman, Bawa by NOC1(m): 8:59am On Nov 25, 2021
Report says another thing, headline says another thing
Politics / Re: "Versace Up To Boxers" - Dino Melaye Poses In Full Versace (Photo) by NOC1(m): 7:56am On Nov 15, 2021
I will call my child to come and see his older mate in shine shine cloth.

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