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Pets › Re: Dog Destroy Owners Iphone, Then This Happen by NOC1(m): 7:29pm On Jan 26, 2019
Same thing happened to my girlfriend, her dog shattered her phone and she was so confused on what to do. All through that week the dog was quiet.
Romance › Re: 35-Year-Old Man Tries To Woo 23-Year-Old Lady On Facebook. Then This Happened. by NOC1(m):
But the girl was way wrong by asking him to "get the hell out of her site".
Was the man na omonile (land grabber) for him to have encroached to her site.
The nonsense ingredient of a girl was forming strict on the old radarada head, the man actually brought it upon himself, you don't start it that way is a step by step approach.
He should meet people like us, you approach it like a fool keeping your intentions to your heart, study her kinda person, for me immediately i throw that first jab of banana and got that response, i will change the conversation to civil talk.
Celebrities › Re: Miriam Shehu: Banky W And Adesua Etomi React To Being Paid To Promote Buhari by NOC1(m): 5:51pm On Jan 26, 2019
Like I said earlier on disregard this poo at your own detriment, our freedom fighters have been fighting for there pockets and family right from day of Edwin Clark, Tinubu, Olu falae, sonyinka to uwazurike, Fasheun, nnamdi Kanu etc.
Na the same people.
Politics › Re: What Will Happen If Buhari Is Impeached? by NOC1(m): 5:38pm On Jan 26, 2019
What do you know about impeachment process?
Celebrities › Re: Small Tinny Entertainment Beats Damilare – Man Alleges by NOC1(m): 5:36pm On Jan 26, 2019
*Tiny* what a name for a little poo.
Marvin I know, who are you?
Politics › Re: Banky W You Collected N57million From Buhari – Woman Calls Out Singer by NOC1(m): 4:19pm On Jan 26, 2019
My brother don't doubt this poo, everything is possible in this country, your so called freedom fighters are fighting for their pockets.
Politics › Re: Notice How Tinubu, Osinbanjo, And Fashola Have Been Quiet On CJN Suspension by NOC1(m): 2:55pm On Jan 26, 2019
What do you want them to say, they have done what they planned to do, reaction is yours. They are only getting another spaner to throw on the wheels so that you will continue to loose concentration.
Before they did what the dis yesterday, the script have been written if care is not taking six months ago, all you see them doing is to destabilise PDP and I can say they are achieving it, don't be surprise if a vote of no confidence will be passed on Usoro on Monday at the NBA meeting.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs For APC Presidential Rallies In Oyo & Osun States. by NOC1(m): 10:25am On Jan 26, 2019
eyeview:
Some of us who were already of voting age during the military era,some of us who campaigned during the SDP and NRC era are really worried that this present generation of kids following APC may not grow to understand what democracy truly looks like
If the democracy you fought for is what we have been experiencing since the past 20 years, i pray to the Britains to come and recolonise us.
Politics › Re: Buhari Speaks On Suspension Of CJN Onnoghen (Full Statement) by NOC1(m): 6:47pm On Jan 25, 2019
stephleena:
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U could join him as well. . shove it in neatly
It can serve as a pad for you, nobody enjoy the monotony of rascality in a civil atmosphere
Politics › Re: Buhari Speaks On Suspension Of CJN Onnoghen (Full Statement) by NOC1(m): 6:40pm On Jan 25, 2019
stephleena:
shove it into ur ass Mr man. .fighting corruption while u sleep,wine and dine with corruption itself
You can use it in yours.

Have you watched house of cards?

He has just kept the judiciary busy, he has succeeded in dividing them, he was two steps ahead of Onoghen and his allies.
By Monday you will hear accelerated rulings on Rivers, Kwara and Zamfara APC crisis which is the main reason for this action.
Onoghen will come back but he will come to go.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Visits Jakande, Seeks Support For APC Candidates (photo) by NOC1(m): 8:05am On Jan 25, 2019
Pa Jakande is APC non card carrying member
Politics › Re: Buhari Campaign Spokesman, Keyamo Reacts To ACPN's Endorsement Of Buhari by NOC1(m): 2:56pm On Jan 24, 2019
Mature and subtle reply
Sports › Re: AS Monaco Set To Sack Thierry Henry After Three Months In Charge by NOC1(m): 1:15pm On Jan 24, 2019
Lol i cant stop laughing if you see this guy talk, you will think that with Warri Wolves players he will win the champions League.
now make it happen no way. to talk is free but to implement is a task.
Crime › Re: Young Pastor Accused Of Sleeping With Church Members (photos) by NOC1(m): 11:11am On Jan 24, 2019
oh ye Zimbabweans, why shall thou be in the news always for the wrong reasons.
Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Married Man Who Sent DM To Her Asking How Much She Charges For Nude by NOC1(m): 10:17am On Jan 24, 2019
pyyxxaro:
The word NUNU is a Kenyan slang for private part



While the word KPEKUS is a Nigerian slang for private part embarassed
even in Nigeria nunu is breast. the guy want to know price for breast milk
Romance › Re: Hausa Man Says Hausa Women Are Terrible In Bed. Twitter React by NOC1(m): 9:35am On Jan 24, 2019
i disagree, the ones i have tried in Kadunna na fire, slim tender, neat, tight pussy, moaning babes equally educated.
The only problem i get with them is the fragrance from their perfumes which stay for days in your room when they visit.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Finally Removes His Cap (Photos) by NOC1(m): 6:19pm On Jan 23, 2019
Where is he going with 20 years passport, is he Methuselah?
Win 2019 for us baba.
4+4=8
Politics › Re: I Was Not Permitted To Continue Kalu’s Trial – Judge by NOC1(m): 5:04pm On Jan 23, 2019
Otuegbe:
PMB fighting corruption.

Adams said it all.

"If any man is in APC he is a new Creation, old things have passed away".
Read and ask president of court of appeal to do his job. Corrupt lawyers.
Politics › Re: Atiku's Monetary Policy Will Lead To Perdition-cbn Governor by NOC1(m): 10:25pm On Jan 22, 2019
michlins:
Please eh. After all the CBN intervention in the forex market with almost fourteen windows, wwhat did we get. $1/375. We hear of millions of dollars thrown into the market and not even a kobo appreciation. Doing same thing over and over again and be expecting a different results is madness

If you can assure investors that the government is headed in the right direction, there would be no capital flight. It's only when there's uncertainty will they be looking for opportunities to take their money elsewhere
Bro lie with conscience, please note that so many of us are bussines men who change and buy money all most every week. I sold today at Eko Hotel at the rate of 1:360.
Attached is the black market rate.

Politics › Re: Keystone Bank: Buhari Campaign Group Sues Atiku, Demands N40m by NOC1(m):
viceddy95:
The people accused has not sued the accuser,,,but one yeye group is suing them .......when will some of this youths in Nigeria have sense allowing politicians use there head like they are playing ludo game....
Do you understand politics at all?
Do you think Buhari as an individual is bigger than his campaign group, if you follow international politics you will understand that supporters stake and donations is what make a candidate. When your supporters pull out in international politics you will know what good character mean.
That's why supporters take it upon themselves to investigate and scrutinize thier candidates, if you try to lie or blackmail them you will face such legal battles
Politics › Re: Ekiti Government Sacks Vice-chancellors, Others by NOC1(m): 5:16pm On Jan 22, 2019
Bella55555:
killers by hunger
If you commit, i will fire you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Just In- US Congress Succumbs To Trumps Demand, Shut Down May End Tomorrow by NOC1(m): 11:06am On Jan 22, 2019
they thought that after one week the man will succumb when he did not, they thought that protest will erupt when the protest failed, they used propaganda and intimidation, he walked out on them, when they wanted to runaway he grounded them and told them we are in this together.
Crime › Re: Ritualist Slay Queen Exposed By Her Maid, See Fetish Things See Possessed by NOC1(m): 10:59am On Jan 22, 2019
After you knack her, you will forget your family.
Celebrities › Re: Uche Maduagwu Reacts To Regina Daniels Atiku Appointment by NOC1(m): 10:54am On Jan 22, 2019
she is too young for such exposure.
Romance › Re: Curvy Slay Queen Twerks To Davido #bumbumchallenge On Top Of A Tree (pix, Video) by NOC1(m): 10:25am On Jan 22, 2019
hmmm, this is madness, absolute madness, complete madness.

Twerk on a cucumber.
Education › Re: Unilag Terminates Admission Of A Fresher Tested Positive To Drug Use by NOC1(m): 8:31am On Jan 22, 2019
maynia:
It's not a drug!
Is a herb infact vegetable
Politics › Re: Ajimobi,adelabu Locked Down Bodija As Apc Gets More Support by NOC1(m): 6:24pm On Jan 21, 2019
I am sure of one thing APC will get 70% of the votes in South West.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Removes Kwankwaso Red Cap From Supporter's Head, Dumps It Inside A Waste by NOC1(m): 6:20pm On Jan 21, 2019
He is sending the caps to Valhalla, where it will be waiting for the owners. i don laugh scatter, what a funny country he was laughing as well.
Politics › Re: See What Tinubu And Rashid Ladoja Said About Obasanjo by NOC1(m): 6:17pm On Jan 21, 2019
Obasanjo is the reason why Nigeria is like this today, had it been he got it right at that first time, Nigeria will not be like this.
He used all arms of Government to frustrate his opponents.
Politics › Re: Just In: Acting IG Orders Immediate Re-organization Of F-SARS, Not Disbandment by NOC1(m): 3:48pm On Jan 21, 2019
i know that he cant, they can only rename if it comes to worst.
Crime › Re: Lagos Big Boy Nabbed, Days After Stealing 3 Laptops At Computer Village, Ikeja by NOC1(m): 3:46pm On Jan 21, 2019
I know that his cup has runneth over surely goodness and mercy have abandoned him

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