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50calibre: Those guys are relentless, they never stop. I've encountered them multiple times, the lucky ones who meet me busy, I dismiss & maybe accept their magazine, the unlucky ones (who meet me free) I engage in a spiritual debate, I break down the bible for them piece by piece & before their very eyes, see me prove their doctrine to be heresy, they all leave with their tails inbetween their legs.

The first weapon in my arsenal which I use against them is " shall we pray " for some weird reason, they don't pray to Jesus.

Then I go into discrediting their bible, and proving it a junk because of course they have their own ludicrous version of the bible where God is called jehova.

Lyk seriously? prove d doctrine to b hearsay? Dey have dia own version of d bible,,,,really?? Am rily sure u've never met a witness

Euchairia: 1st choice

I tink u'll get ur admission in d 2nd batch. Wtf is wrong wit delsu dis year? Re u a deltan too?

Sometyms u guys take we d witnesses for perfect beings nd treat us as tho we dont have feelings forgetting dat some of us lived immoral lifestyles b4 becoming witnesses. Jah is always with us anyway

[quote author=Jensen_elizz]yes as a matta of fact,i tried to preach to dis witness woman in her shop once and she told me my understanding of the word of God is nt correct and dat i should convert to a witness.,.....i was like wtf [/quote]A witness will definitely not do dat. Except u mis-understood what she meant. Note dat we dont go about seeking for members bt we preach according to d way Christ did same on earth nd leave u to take ur stand. We also dont criticise other religions

Euchairia: Pls i need a serious advise i scored 62 as my aggregate nd i filled in law bt anytym i check my admission status i see no record found pls i want 2 knw if i will b admitted because am tired of all dis grammer delsu are speakin

Is delsu ur 1st or 2nd choice?

AM A PROUD WITNESS. JAH KEEPS US GOIN NO MATTER WHAT WE FACE

dakings20: @nofij... Gels no go kil u.

Abi na man born u?

[quote author=Mz_precy]Lol...tnx.. M nt shy tho [/quote]Ure not shy bt ure shy sha. Dont mind dat dude

ugonna1054: u look really shyly beautiful in ur pics....@ all take a look at d new gal she is really hot..#jes saying#

Material wey i dey keep since na im u dey eye abi Na shy babe lyk PRECIOUS i want. So young man culd u pls KEEP OFF?...

[quote author=Mz_precy]Delsu is my Second Choice, Am an indigen, Scored 194 in Jamb nd 55 in d Pume, datz lyk 51 aggregate... M goin 4 Geology which z vry competitive. My dad z connectd nd has his frnds workin it out 4 me. Plz wot r my chances?[/quote]First of all ure welcum to d forum. Ur chances re dat ur dad is "running d show" for u. So sit tight nd wait for d 2nd batch

Morkavictor: PRE DEGREE FORM 2013/2014 Is out. You can get your form in campus 2 with the sum of #20000 and #1000 bank charge.

Nawao...wetin concern all of us for dis forum nd pre-degree again? shuuuuuooo...

Pokemon43: Pls ooo guys help me my dad wants to pay one guy in delsu to give me medicine.nd i strongly think dis guy is fake.how will i verify dat an admission is real as in,in d school list?cos av heard of cases even in uniben where they fake admission nd d student spends some yrs nd does not graduate eventually

95% of pple dat take money by dis tym(wen d 2nd batch ll soon b released) re fake. I rily doubt he'll help not to talk of giving u medice...lol. Anytin dat shulda bn done dat is legit ws evn b4 d 1st batch ws released. Mummy pls SHINE UR EYES

Ena1: @kenshin, just keep praying and be patient. welcom to delsu in advance

Ena wuld u stay in same hostel u did ur pd program? If yes, hw does d hostel look lyk. *seriously thinkin about relocating*

mrvocalprowess: It reaLly sucks wen ur insensitiv 2 odas feelins,4gtin u were once in our shoes...

Mehn stop playing dat insensitive card here...its just to kip dis forum going. We'll all matric 2geda nd we may get to meet someday. Bt am sure d 2nd batch wudnt take too long, mayb it'll b released alongsyd pd 2nd batch too. NO OFFENCE BRO...

wi5dom: i no knw but all i knw b say 2nd and 3rd batch including sup.list go cum out diz yr wey b 2013 so

YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!

Akposy: U knw wen second batch go cum out?

Not more dan two weeks tym

mrvocalprowess: 2day z d second of october... No 2nd batch.. Does delsu tink we hav all d tym in d world??

No sir!!!! pls sir take it easy e wuld soon release d 2nd batch. Just give me 2wks maximum sir!!

Janeclara: thx......382......wt course wr u given tru pd?

Mehn! Mine is rily funny....ws given agric. I ws lacklustre in writing d exams cos i ws admitted already nd av paid dearly for it. I jealous u guys real well

Janeclara: congrats...i waz also admited 2 into pharmacy

Wow congrats....wat ws ur score?

Ena1: oh my God...i just checked pd admission list and wow i ve been offered admission again...2 admissions in delsu this year?

wow...am so happy for u dear. I ws also given admission tru pd but i'll stick to ma jamb admission. We gon bring abk down. Hope to c y'all soonest!!!!

PatienceAl: lolz....see as admission list turn all dis urhobo, isoko, ukwale, benin ijaw, itsekiri etc men and women to born-again......na wa o

i jex fank d Lord say ma name dey 1st batch sha....if not i for don lose focus....

anyhwsha....i jex say make i holla una....sake of say Arsenal stil dey top EPL table......

how sunday weekend flexing tinz na?....

UNA DOH OH!!

Abeg u knw weda payment of acceptance don start Person jst tell me so dis morning

Ena1: good morning Nairalanders...at last i can post here

Ure welcome to d forum baby...so re u an aspirant too?

Akposy: no admission? wat course were u going 4?

Its still showing error...goin for pharmacy anyway

mrvocalprowess: Hw was urs Xpectin gud news oo!!

not rily gud bro

lilslick: Baba pls is d 2nd list out??

Its pd 1st batch dats out

dakings why u dey type long long story na...u sure say no b u b dat security man. Dis one u just go choose dakings as name make i no knw u

Pokemon43: Pls any medicine and surgery applicant on dis thread dat has been admitted in d first batch.pls tell us your agr8 cos.delsu placed a fake cutoff for medicine online cos i heard sm1 scored above 80 nd they were planning to increase d cutoff cos of d person.pls share ur agr8 so we know if d cutoff was later increased behind our backs.*vexing mode activated*

My friend scored 74 in pume nd 223 in jamb, she ws given med&surg

dakings20: Yur security man! for abk get space for em room? #smh u 2 wicked @nofij...abeg just open up 2 d guy say una nid security man na... @Patience u fit dey do 2 tinz at a tym? If so, go nofij hostel dem go employ u.buh no 4get say d rum na 4free ooo and dem go dey pay 50kpa every mont and u go stil dey go schl. Shey @nofij? Na wetin nofij do 4 2yrs o and d fin help m.

Muhehehehe....na u wicked pass me sef. If Loretta catch u eh....na killing tinz ni

PatienceAl: i neva get room sir.....u get 4me?

Yes sir...my security man for abk get space for him room. Dat 1 too big for u?

Akposy: @mrvocalprowess.. Na pre degree result dey dere na.... No admission list

D empty space under d utme batch 1 is for pd list bt it opens if u click it. Maybe dey re still uploading it. Delsu sha... #smh

mrvocalprowess: Lol! U ddnt see "2013/14 PD admission 2 100level regular"...

Pls sir i ddnt c anytin. I hope u arent pulling my legs sir

PatienceAl: brotherly....i taya o.........which course delsu jug u 4 1st batch?

Medical Biochemistry sire...u don get room?