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Religion / Re: Your Harvest Is On The Way by nofuckz(m): 6:04am On Apr 14
How can this be, teacher?
Family / Re: Nairaland Baby Is 5. Hurray!! Wish Me Well, dear Uncles And Aunties!! by nofuckz(m): 12:54pm On Jan 11
Cheers

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Nairaland / General / Not funny by nofuckz(m): 10:02pm On Dec 13, 2023
Caller runner
Politics / Re: Fear Grips Ogun Community Over Surge In Burglary by nofuckz(m): 3:23pm On Sep 27, 2023
Outsider crimimals inside their homes. Wayward sons

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Nairaland / General / Re: HELP: How To Detect Fraud Has Taken Place In Your Bank. by nofuckz(m): 10:59am On Sep 27, 2023
Can another commit financial crimes on behalf of another without the victim being aware?
Nairaland / General / HELP: How To Detect Fraud Has Taken Place In Your Bank. by nofuckz(m): 10:28am On Sep 27, 2023
So i was at skybank to reactivate my domant savings account i have not used for atleast 4yrs. Hello mam, goodmorn, i'm here to activate my savings account. i missed the last number wrote 3 in place of 0 its incorrect she replied and requested the number i recieved alert with. i gave the number i used registering the account saying i dont receive alerts. 'its NOT dormant' she said n asked if i received mails, i can't access my mails NOW. What do you do for a living? Farm. I'm like how do you mean its not dormant? It means not dormant she replied.
please can an account stay a prolonged period without use and remain active with zero funds? Thanks
Nairaland / General / Hobbies/facts/fishing. by nofuckz(m): 9:19am On Sep 18, 2023
I don't want to bore you with lotta nonsense and please pardon any blunder, thanks.
I noticed i have lots and lots of free time, what to do? Hobbies! i have decided will love to past time fishing.
now, where can i get good fishing rod and its other accessaries? What challenges must i expect? Your inputs will be appreciated, thanks.
Nairaland / General / Help by nofuckz(m): 8:49pm On Jun 22, 2023
How can one aggressively fight boredom?
Celebrities / Re: Signs Your Child Has Started Following Bad Friends by nofuckz(m): 6:56pm On Jun 03, 2023
Thanks
Sports / Re: PSG confirms Messi's departure by nofuckz(m): 6:52pm On Jun 03, 2023
Thanks for support and God bless.
Romance / Re: Lost -SIMP- Hopes To Be Found. by nofuckz(m): 12:40pm On Dec 29, 2022
LOL
Romance / Re: Lost -SIMP- Hopes To Be Found. by nofuckz(m): 12:08pm On Dec 26, 2022
macbede:


The blows that knocks us out in life aren't the heaviest blows. They are the ones we don't see coming. Avoid blows of all kinds if possible, except you've got a good defence n you're quick on your feet.

That's my honest advice to you fam. Happy boxing day.

You may as well try to understand my parable from your own perspective.
thanks Sir, but matters of love; its hard!
Romance / Lost -SIMP- Hopes To Be Found. by nofuckz(m): 11:57am On Dec 26, 2022
Hello nairaland, i will try and make this as short as possible.
I am hopelessly in love with Faith 23yrs old, another Ruth, 27yrs old loving me hopelessly; she is killing me with love.
Faith got me ensnared from the get go,but young lady have issues;highly tempramental, plus her father have been very critical about me, about us. Known her for 2plus years, I see a future with her, lol! pictured a happy ever after in my dream. The problem, i hardly dream dreams. this compounds issues.
Ruth on the other hand loves me like a mother loves he child, or even a greater love i cant put to words. Ruth surpass faith in learning, in grace, may even surpass her in beauty but for my bias, no. Ruth, she is a jewel but i fear she will lord over my miserable life.
Advice me!
What do i do please! These two are my only options or i go north (nut).
Nairaland / General / I'm Hounded By Madmen. by nofuckz(m): 7:47pm On Oct 11, 2021
I Know a man who eats out, he is fat and foolish; at home his kids are malnurished and sickly. He is among the leading citizens of his town.
Food / Re: Lagos Man Returns Home To Find Plumber He Hired Cooking Noodles In His Kitchen by nofuckz(m): 4:04pm On Aug 28, 2021
Congratulobia twitter home owner
Politics / Re: Breaking: Defence Intelligence Agency Declares Commodore Olawunmi Wanted by nofuckz(m): 3:36pm On Aug 28, 2021
Beatle and yam theory. I was here.
Celebrities / Re: First Nigerian Military Movie ‘eagle Wings’ To Be Shown On Cinema Today In Jos by nofuckz(m): 11:12am On Mar 14, 2021
Lemme guess
boko haram rewriting the narrative
Crime / Re: Bodies Of Two Children Found At The Back Seat Of An Abandoned Car In Delta (pic) by nofuckz(m): 11:03am On Mar 14, 2021
Dont get it twisted, the wicked has no future
Politics / Re: IGP Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen Attached To Vips by nofuckz(m): 11:01pm On Oct 21, 2020
Good, very good!
Its high time they put to real good use all the many bullet_proof SUV's exchanged for our common good as a nation.
Politics / Re: ENDSARS Protest, A Badly Badly Planed And Orchestrated Noble ACT. by nofuckz(m): 10:38pm On Oct 21, 2020
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Politics / Re: ENDSARS Protest, A Badly Badly Planed And Orchestrated Noble ACT. by nofuckz(m): 10:34pm On Oct 21, 2020
kkkp:
So the poor deprived you? Cuz all those things you destroy will still be used to rebuild it tax payers money

I'm no part of the carnage.
the law of cause and effect boy! Cause and fucking effect
Politics / Re: ENDSARS Protest, A Badly Badly Planed And Orchestrated Noble ACT. by nofuckz(m): 10:26pm On Oct 21, 2020
kkkp:
So what did you achieve? or you think anarchy is revolution


simple; deprive of that which you've so deprived nation.
Politics / Re: ENDSARS Protest, A Badly Badly Planed And Orchestrated Noble ACT. by nofuckz(m): 10:16pm On Oct 21, 2020
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Nairaland / General / Re: Exposed!!! We Switched Off Lekki Billboard On Sanwo-olu's Order - Seyi Tinubu by nofuckz(m): 10:08pm On Oct 21, 2020
Jihadi muhamadu
Politics / Re: Brigadier General F.O. Omata Led Lekki Killing - Femi Fani-Kayode (Photos) by nofuckz(m): 6:42am On Oct 21, 2020
He owes the land and will pay its compound intrest

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Politics / Re: Lekki Massacre: Police Reject Nine Bodies From Nigerian Army: Sources by nofuckz(m): 11:55pm On Oct 20, 2020
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Manchester United : UCL (1 - 2) On 20th October 2020 by nofuckz(m): 3:59pm On Oct 20, 2020
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Sevilla : UCL (0 - 0) -On 20th October 2020 by nofuckz(m): 3:53pm On Oct 20, 2020
Nigeria stay WOKE.
the europeans can go to hell, turn your attention HOME for the time is NOW.
Crime / Re: BREAKING: Thugs Attack Another Prison In Edo, Free Many Inmates by nofuckz(m): 4:22pm On Oct 19, 2020
MICAH 2 vs 1_3
How terrible it will be for those who lie awake and plan evil! When morning comes as soon as they have the chance, they do the evil they planned. When they want fields they seize them; when they want houses the take them. No mans family is safe.
And so the lord says, "I am planning to bring disaster on you, and you will not be able to escape it. You are going to find yourselves in trouble, and then you will not walk so proudly any more.

The time of the wicked is now.
Politics / Re: Endsars: Buhari Meets Lawan, Gbajabiamila Over Protests - VIDEO by nofuckz(m): 7:49am On Oct 19, 2020
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Politics / Re: Endsars: Buhari Meets Lawan, Gbajabiamila Over Protests - VIDEO by nofuckz(m): 7:48am On Oct 19, 2020
Less than 1% of the nations population have fed on the fat of the nation for too long and the end to this anormaly is here.
your oppressors need not like it, never expected them to like it, but then they will face it. The time is now!
Crime / Re: Dstv, Gotv Hacked By Anonymous – You Can View All Channels For Free Now by nofuckz(m): 5:53pm On Oct 18, 2020
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