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RomanceRe: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nonor(m): 10:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
Hahahahaha! Telemundo ko, Telemuno ni! grin grin[size=8pt][/size]
Nicolax:
The only one I agree with is if a guy watches telemundo. Only gays do that
RomanceRe: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nonor(m): 10:32pm On Aug 29, 2016
Haha hahahahaha haha! grin grin cheesy
soberkid:
22) He uses "hi" to start a conversation with his fellow guy

23) He is always reluctant to get naked in front of guys

24) His room is "always" well arranged with everything in the right place.

25) He gets all touchy touchy' with his fellow guys, consciously and unconsciously

26) He watches 'telemundo' and is addicted to soap operas

27) He never talks about his adventures with 'women' even with his closest guys.......

28) Listens to weird music

29) "Excessively' well groomed

30) Does pedicure and manicure a bit too regularly ................
EducationRe: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nonor(m): 4:38am On Sep 13, 2015
You're so on point, because I did this year's Jamb (applied for Unilag) put l later found out that my combination of subjects could actually be wrong according to the Faculty/Course requirements I found on the school's website. And believe me there are thousands of prospective students who are also caught up in this web! I did Use of English language, Lit. in English, Government and Economics scoring 234 (for Psychology).
Augusti:
You guys should make sure to check the Special Consideration Remarks in JAMB brochure or preferably, the website of the school of your choice for courses with, for example '... either two of Social Science subjects'. I've got a friend who applied for Accountancy (of 262 cut-off mark) in OAU and got 281 as average aggregate in UTME and post-UTME, but has not been admitted definitely because he did Commerce instead of Accounts in JAMB. So guys, make enough research. Goodluck!
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Yabatech Admission,post Utme And Screening Processes by Nonor(m): 10:16pm On Sep 12, 2015
I did my exam on 10th/9/ and I scored 29, 58 as aggregate for Art and Design.. smiley
iamtimt:
I got 24 in my post ume score,and 56 Agg. And I'm goin for mass comm
EducationRe: 10 Uncommon Phobias People Have. by Nonor(m): 3:02pm On Sep 12, 2015
Am actually Claustrophobic. I never got to know until my uncle told me. cry
blizard44:
My favourites are Claustrophobia and Odontophobia....They can't escape me any day.
EducationRe: HND & B.sc. Saga: "Grant Polytechnics The Right To Award Degrees" - ASUP by Nonor(m): 2:48pm On Sep 12, 2015
Hahahahaha! cheesy '...your beer is beer part is very ridiculous! grin
kaeforum:
IS THE PROBLEM REALLY ABOUT DEGREES OR CREATING VALUE FOR SOCIETY,WE WILL ALWAYS NEED TECHNICIANS AND ARTISANS, THATS WHERE THE POLYTECHNICS COME IN, IF ALL THE CAN THINK ABOUT IS TO AWARD DEGREES THEN THEY HAVE LOST FOCUS.
NIGERIAN WILL CONTINUE TO IMPORT ARTISANS, WELDERS AND MECHANICS COS POLYTECHNICS AND MONO TECHNICS CAN NO LONGER PRODUCE DEM.

WE SHOULD STOP DECEIVING OURSELVES BEER IS BEER IF YOU LIKE PUT IT INA CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE IT WILL STILL TASTE LIKE BEER.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 4:34pm On Jul 31, 2015
Hey Buddie am now eligible to take the post utme! grin
TheWisest:
Yeah... Any probs? smiley
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 12:43am On Jul 29, 2015
DrAsiko:
If I heard correctly, the posting will not be cancelled, you will be able to write JAMB in both your institution of first choice and the institution you've been posted to
Oh...oh! Cause I checked and I've been posted to Lead City University, Ibadan.
EducationRe: Jamb Rescinds On Redistribution Policy by Nonor(m): 4:44pm On Jul 28, 2015
Notice: The portal for checking Institutions that candidates has been reassigned to is now up on JAMB'S official website www.jamb.ng.org

I've just checked mine.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Voted Change, Not Acts Of Masturbation, Iwuanyanwu Tells Buhari by Nonor(m): 5:03pm On Jul 25, 2015
hahahahahaha! Ewww! Just make sure everyone tags their cums too Ooo...cus na dia wahala go start from! LWKM! cheesy grin
ECOTERRORS:
Lemme invite the zombies to come and masturbate on this thread, midollan, orlandoowoh, omenka, rilwaney001, beremx, obiagelli, demdem, caseless, doctokwus, passingshot. Let the masturbation Start now
EducationRe: JAMB Policy: How To Check Your New 'preferred Institution' by Nonor(m): 4:41pm On Jul 24, 2015
OK Ooo...make I dey ask Baba J' for more grace to never give up but to keep giving in. Shebi dis Nigeria...abi is it not dis country? We must surely forge ahead to making our dreams become reality in this land. Hmm...I just lean over nite. embarassed cry
Anyways, I still thank my 'CHI' for the breath of life! Cause I know of a friend who even passed Unilag's post jamb last year, he made the merit list to study Physiology but died before the end of same last year and yesterday I got another shocking news of a sis' in my choir who lost her life in an auto-accident while returning to her base for this on going NYSC.

In short, am disoriented enough but am still here. cry
Well, am not trying to cause a frenzy here but I would use the medium to encourage my fellow buddies out there to never give up but to keep pressing forward and also never to give up on your Creator! #Peace #OneLove #2aBetterNigeria! grin At the end it will all make sense.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 4:12pm On Jul 24, 2015
Its not the post utme form. Its a card that enables you print your result and other stuffs from jamb's website that you'll need even after you've been given admission.
TheWisest:
Sorry what's that? The Pume form?
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 3:08pm On Jul 23, 2015
Yes jare... cool
Venus007:
Hmm... Na wa oh. Let's jst chill nd watch sha.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 3:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
Ahhh! Me I yaf stopped reading tipe-tipe sef! embarassed
Ada96:
loool Pele same here... cry
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 3:04pm On Jul 23, 2015
Did you get the e-Facility card?
TheWisest:
Only God understands their admission metrics this year.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 3:02pm On Jul 23, 2015
I'm from Imo state
Venus007:
What state are u 4rm?
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 2:10pm On Jul 23, 2015
I never get am Ooo... embarassed
TheWisest:
Oh! Did u get it?
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 1:05pm On Jul 23, 2015
No not at all. Its the same course I applied for #234
TheWisest:
Yeah... Any probs? smiley
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 12:45pm On Jul 23, 2015
Well, we were told to lookout for new updates abt the on going POST UTME ish' on JAMB's website tomorrow (24/7/2015).
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 12:38pm On Jul 23, 2015
Psychology! shocked
TheWisest:
Thanks Vee! It s BSc Psychology and I'm from Delta. Meaning I m not in the catchment area. See why it s still strange? Lol. How about you?
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:39am On Jul 23, 2015
So, jamb office is receiving visitors from different parts of Lagos dis morning. If you're here already say 'Aye'! grin cheesy
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:19am On Jul 23, 2015
tunsmart:
Okay right another assumption there, my brother is from Lagos, has 250 for Mass Communication, not eligible.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:16am On Jul 23, 2015
Eyah finish! Then what are we all dying for? cry mommi O...O Oo O...Oo (repeat crying pattern then fades)
tunsmart:
Okay right another assumption there, my brother is from Lagos, has 250 for Mass Communication, not eligible.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:07am On Jul 23, 2015
Dah-ah-ah-ah! Dah-ah-ah-ah! cheesy nu be small thing Ooo!
amparas:
Plenty Pple go mad dis year
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 1:50pm On Jul 22, 2015
Hahahaha Hahahaha! No mind that boi! grin
Teempakguy:
shocked dafuq?
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 1:39pm On Jul 22, 2015
Ahh! Ahh! See dis boi Ooo! shocked you never gain admission you come go get accommodation near d school...? Aha...children of nowadays sef bigz boiz/bigz gals Ndo! cheesy wink tongue
IKNuel:
You speak like this cuz you are on the good site of the boat. Someone with 200 can blast the post utme uno? I guess you didnt think that way. And didnt the ppl that picked unilag know it was competitive and risky? And you think the timing is right? After people's preparations? Some of us already have accomodation at unilag already
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 1:29pm On Jul 22, 2015
Now somebori is talking sense exclusively! Thanks buddy, if only my fellow post utme candidates will stop whining and leave their bedrooms...baff and head to jamb office nearest to them to get the info they need... Lmao!
SouffleX:
Yes. [Assuming they take the top 500 applicants for each course] If the student with 203 is in the top 500 for biochem, they'll be eligible for the PUTME. If the student with 254 isn't in the top 500, of course they won't be eligible.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:42am On Jul 22, 2015
Still waiting for my telefone to fully charge before I start my missionary journey to finding Jamb office in Ikoyi. *My advice to Jambiters: do not stage any protest at these instuitions because it will eventually lead to rioting and when dem gbab you or break ya head skul don finish be that Ooo (besides the decision has been made and implementations has started too)...Just thread carefully and lastly, don't fall for some cheap talkers tabi fraudsters dis time around! Go out there and source for the info you need to forge ahead because time don dey go already. Admission runs ends 31st of OCTOBER 2015!

Its time to see what we are really made of... smiley cool
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:28am On Jul 22, 2015
Post Jamb tabi Post Utme is still regulated by the same peeps Buddie...
Ganoderma:
I dont understand.

Na Jamb dey post person go Post UTME abi na wetin?

I thought Post UTME was an internal affair by the respective Universities. What then is JAMB's business there?
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:19am On Jul 22, 2015
cheesy hihihi! Choi pops kuns and pepper's soup... Just what I need now! grin
RobinHez:
*hands her popcorn and peppersoup*
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 10:16am On Jul 22, 2015
Venu...dear if it hasn't/doesn't affect me I wouldn't be here OK? Besides, your protest or riot is baseless in this case. The decision has been made and the implementation is already in progress as we can all see it crstal-lily clear... shocked undecided
Venus007:
Na ur papa get d schl? Lol. Stop being selfish if it isnt/hasnt affected u.
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Nonor(m): 9:26am On Jul 22, 2015
Make I fine something chop before someone passes out here...then Jamb go update all of us... *I pledge to Nigeria my country* woof! huh grin

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