Jollyjoy:
who ask u?

No one. Just remembered and decided to share. You want us to f*ck?

may01:
. Op, she's probably not comfortable with you

She is.

We do all sort of nasty stuff together. She farted once, but I didn't count it as a fart cos it smelled like oxygen. Is it natural for her fart not to smell?

faith551:


U dnt know how to read?

Is that english?

tayo60:
Jealous of u! The two of you can hug the nearest transformer for all I care.

Wow. You're sounding so hurt. When last were you f*cked? No offence.

faith551:
Sorry Op but is your brain detachable? Cause u seem to be typing without it.
As a matter of fact I've never heard my dad fact before,since I was born till this day. And I kind of respect him for that. I dnt I've done that for a third party to notice, in fact it creeps me out when a beautiful girl dies that, it's like speaking bad grammar to me or having bad breath.
It's all about safe controlled, for the fact that a lot of people claim that their is no disposition unit for fact doesn't make it matured for a person to make his fellow human being uncomfortable. It like yearning or sneezing, why don't u open ur mouth wide and sneeze or yearn since its natural?.
It's all about safe control people

What are you saying bro?

sneak3:


This guy seems more clueless than our ex president...

Haba bro. No advice for me?

Wow. What a pestle.

Reminds me of a girl I met sometime ago. She had smooth chocolatey skin, so I took her home and we f*cked all night. Then we ate chocolate in the morning, and drank coffee, f*cked some more before she left later in the afternoon.

Lisaflex:
U mean i read all dt ,only 2 find out dt ur problem is if u shld cook for ur gf or tk her out? OMG!!! U guyz nid 2 hold me, cos i'm abt 2 bash d op's head in

Lol. Funny you. If you're my gf, which would you prefer?

vfactor:
How many wraps did u smoke?

Wraps of what bro?

I have been with my bae for almost 2 years now. Our first anniversary was in december. It was so fun. She a very sexy girl. A girl a lot of guys would die for. Now the problem is that I love her 100%, but she's exhibiting a trait I doubt so much about her. Her smile is cute and all, and can stop a bullet, but then, I've never heard her fart!

I mean, is she for real? What living human doesn't fart? I purposely made her eat beans twice one day, to test her myself. She didn't fart. Ok, she did, but I didn't count it as a fart, because when she farted, it was a bit loud and all that, but her fart didn't smell. Like, how possible is that? Is she for real? Do I break up with her?

tayo60:
After telling us your lies, you and your bae can jump into lagoon

Are you by any means jealous of us?

Common guys. What does a brother have to do to get a good reply? Pls. She just called me again. And she sounded really horrny. Don't want us f**king without eating, cos I know she had a long day and I have eaten a little. Infact, I'm not hungry but I'm putting her needs before mine.

Hi guys.

I'm so confused right now. I had sex with my girlfriend las night. It was awesome. This morning she left, and then she met her ex as she was about taking a taxi home. Now, her ex is not as handsome and caring and gooood in bed as I am, but he's trying to get her back. So when he said hi to her, she ignored him and got into the taxi. It didn't end there, as he started following her on bike.

She made for her bag to get her phone to call me and tell me that the son of a b***h is chasing her down the road, then she realized she left her phone at my place. So she asked the driver to turn and head back to my place. Unknown to her, I have her password to the galaxy s4 I got her for her birthday last year. I read all the messages she has been receiving from. . . erm, from me, and the one's she's been sending to me, and all the nudes we exchange when we are apart, and I smiled at the loveliness of it all. As I was smiling, she came into the room and caught me with her phone. As she opened her mouth to talk to me, I shut her up with a hot kiss, and then, I showed her messages between us from January of last year.

She looked at me and said "I love you". I said I love you too. She pushed me away and locked the door. *** we f***d for the next 2 hours.

Now she left later in the day, and she already called me that she's on her way to my place. The problem now is, do I make her dinner at my place like I sometimes do( I'm a very good cook) or should I take her out to eat this night, before we come back and F**k some more?

Pls help.

HungerBAD:
Have you ever wondered why God gave us Brains? so people like you can use it to think.

Chai. . . Brutality.

So, after her 35 years of existence on earth, only 2 men are asking her hand in marriage?

It is well.