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 Romance / When Her Mother...... by NoobSaibott: 8:33pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
So guys, this afternoon, I was sleeping and dreamt that my gf's mother caught us having sex in my house. My gf just called me moments ago that she was on her way. Should I have sex with her today? I really don't want to be caught by her mom. She gives me the creeps. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by NoobSaibott: 8:36am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Did any of you ranting last night get any pussi? |
| Romance / When She Says. . . by NoobSaibott: 2:19am On Jul 04, 2015 |
So my gf just woke me up now saying she's hungry. I'm pissed off but I love her as well. Now, I have left over beans, and I also have noodles. The beans, I just have to warm, and the noodles I have to cook from scratch. Given the nature of beans, is it advisable that I let her eat beans this late at night? won't it cause her runny stomach by morning? Pls help. |
| Romance / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation? by NoobSaibott: 1:00am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Teempakguy:so what does a virgin have to tell me about condoms? I bet you dick is too small for any condom size. You look so small.  |
| Romance / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation? by NoobSaibott: 12:52am On Jul 04, 2015 |
Teempakguy:When last you had sex? |
| Romance / What Would You Do In This Situation? by NoobSaibott: 12:38am On Jul 04, 2015 |
I and my girlfriend don't have problem sleeping off at night. Especially after hot sex. I'm awake right now cos we haven't .... yet, and she went to have her bath. Now the dilemma facing me now is whether I should use durex pleasure maxx or the normal durex condom tonight. Any suggestions? |
| Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by NoobSaibott: 12:13am On Jul 04, 2015 |
I and my girlfriend don't have problem sleeping off at night. Especially after hot sex. I'm awake right now cos we haven't .... yet, and she went to have her bath. Now the dilemma facing me now is whether I should use durex pleasure maxx or the normal durex condom tonight. Any suggestions? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by NoobSaibott: 9:53pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:You'll be good for a one night stand.  |
| Education / Re: If You Were The One Marking This Waec Paper Would You Do? by NoobSaibott: 1:46pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Lol. This will confuse me. Same confusion my girlfriend always causes for me whenever she pulls off her bra. I always don't know which boob to suck first - the left, or, the right. So big a dilemma. Lol 40 Likes 3 Shares |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by NoobSaibott: 1:41pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
I rate my girlfriend. Great in bed, sexy body, good kisser, good cook, gives bomb head, and she loves me silly. |
| Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Would You Get? by NoobSaibott: 1:36pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Lol. Ladies. This will confuse them. Same confusion my girlfriend always causes for me whenever she pulls off her bra. I always don't know which boob to suck first - the left, or, the right. So big a dilemma. Lol 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by NoobSaibott: 1:27pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
#Before sex, my dick is hard #after sex, it becomes flaccid 4 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Have I Made The Right Decision About Her? by NoobSaibott: 1:25pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Dnarvaez:Sighs. I give up. |
| Romance / Re: Have I Made The Right Decision About Her? by NoobSaibott: 1:17pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Dnarvaez:I only want mature responses. No offence  |
| Romance / Re: Have I Made The Right Decision About Her? by NoobSaibott: 1:07pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
blueflowers:Hi sweetie. Which one is you in the pic? |
| Romance / Have I Made The Right Decision About Her? by NoobSaibott: 12:50pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
So, my girl friend just walked in some coupla minutes back, and guess what - she brought food! It's so exciting because I was really very hungry and it's amazing for her to be so thoughtful. Now, the thing there is that she brought fried rice and chicken and also beef, so I decided to eat the rice with chicken, instead of beef. Did I make the right decision? Mature responses pls. |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 9:08pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:Must be boring for you if you have time to chat. Where do you pick your boys? 3 Likes |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 9:07pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
glimpse33:You look like the girl I f*cked somewhere around Ring road last November. 3 Likes |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 9:03pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:we aren't sex chatting. Sex chatting is when I ask you to dip your finger in your p*ssy, and send me a pic of you doing it. This is just a yes or no answer. So, are you putting on a pant right now? 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 8:55pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:Are you putting on a pant right now? |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 8:53pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
prettythicksme:My favourite colour. |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 8:52pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
4 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Spanked By Someone Before by NoobSaibott: 8:50pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
LEvuls:Yeah, she spanks me when we're role playing. You know where she ties my hands to the bed and .... |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 8:48pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Deejavuu:So are you wearing pant?  |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 8:47pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
ginawest:You laugh like someone without any panties on. |
| Romance / Re: The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 8:47pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
| Romance / Re: What Do You Call This Type Of Love *pics by NoobSaibott: 8:44pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
anssy:  |
| Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Spanked By Someone Before by NoobSaibott: 8:42pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Yeaah. My gf. Did I also mention how I spank that ass of hers anytime we ****? Dayuum. Her ass can make a man c*um just by looking at it. So as I was saying, when I spank her, there's this sound she makes that just turns me on and I digggg into her faster and harder, while her ass just bounces. . . |
| Romance / The Most Pretty Girl On NL *pic* by NoobSaibott: 8:35pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Ok, girls, forget the topic. What color of panties do you have on right now? Ladies only pls. Any guy that comments is effeminate. |
| Romance / Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:32pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Oahray:I'm used to SEGA pad. |
| Romance / Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
may01:I need to confirm that  |
| Romance / Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:18pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
MrCork:Yes bro. She light skin. |
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