ikeepitreal:
This has gotta be in recent times one of the most useless post I've read. Op bi*tch

tayo60:
After telling us your lies, you and your bae can jump into lagoon

Lisaflex:
U mean i read all dt ,only 2 find out dt ur problem is if u shld cook for ur gf or tk her out? OMG!!! U guyz nid 2 hold me, cos i'm abt 2 bash d op's head in

NoobSaibott:
Hi guys.

I'm so confused right now. I had sex with my girlfriend las night. It was awesome. This morning she left, and then she met her ex as she was about taking a taxi home. Now, her ex is not as handsome and caring and gooood in bed as I am, but he's trying to get her back. So when he said hi to her, she ignored him and got into the taxi. It didn't end there, as he started following her on bike.

She made for her bag to get her phone to call me and tell me that the son of a b***h is chasing her down the road, then she realized she left her phone at my place. So she asked the driver to turn and head back to my place. Unknown to her, I have her password to the galaxy s4 I got her for her birthday last year. I read all the messages she has been receiving from. . . erm, from me, and the one's she's been sending to me, and all the nudes we exchange when we are apart, and I smiled at the loveliness of it all. As I was smiling, she came into the room and caught me with her phone. As she opened her mouth to talk to me, I shut her up with a hot kiss, and then, I showed her messages between us from January of last year.

She looked at me and said "I love you". I said I love you too. She pushed me away and locked the door. *** we f***d for the next 2 hours.

Now she left later in the day, and she already called me that she's on her way to my place. The problem now is, do I make her dinner at my place like I sometimes do( I'm a very good cook) or should I take her out to eat this night, before we come back and F**k some more?

Pls help.

NoobSaibott:

NoobSaibott:
Hi guys.

I'm so confused right now. I had sex with my girlfriend las night. It was awesome. This morning she left, and then she met her ex as she was about taking a taxi home. Now, her ex is not as handsome and caring and gooood in bed as I am, but he's trying to get her back. So when he said hi to her, she ignored him and got into the taxi. It didn't end there, as he started following her on bike.

She made for her bag to get her phone to call me and tell me that the son of a b***h is chasing her down the road, then she realized she left her phone at my place. So she asked the driver to turn and head back to my place. Unknown to her, I have her password to the galaxy s4 I got her for her birthday last year. I read all the messages she has been receiving from. . . erm, from me, and the one's she's been sending to me, and all the nudes we exchange when we are apart, and I smiled at the loveliness of it all. As I was smiling, she came into the room and caught me with her phone. As she opened her mouth to talk to me, I shut her up with a hot kiss, and then, I showed her messages between us from January of last year.

She looked at me and said "I love you". I said I love you too. She pushed me away and locked the door. *** we f***d for the next 2 hours.

Now she left later in the day, and she already called me that she's on her way to my place. The problem now is, do I make her dinner at my place like I sometimes do( I'm a very good cook) or should I take her out to eat this night, before we come back and F**k some more?

Pls help.

sneak3:


This guy seems more clueless than our ex president...

NoobSaibott:
Hi guys.

I'm so confused right now. I had sex with my girlfriend las night. It was awesome. This morning she left, and then she met her ex as she was about taking a taxi home. Now, her ex is not as handsome and caring and gooood in bed as I am, but he's trying to get her back. So when he said hi to her, she ignored him and got into the taxi. It didn't end there, as he started following her on bike.

She made for her bag to get her phone to call me and tell me that the son of a b***h is chasing her down the road, then she realized she left her phone at my place. So she asked the driver to turn and head back to my place. Unknown to her, I have her password to the galaxy s4 I got her for her birthday last year. I read all the messages she has been receiving from. . . erm, from me, and the one's she's been sending to me, and all the nudes we exchange when we are apart, and I smiled at the loveliness of it all. As I was smiling, she came into the room and caught me with her phone. As she opened her mouth to talk to me, I shut her up with a hot kiss, and then, I showed her messages between us from January of last year.

She looked at me and said "I love you". I said I love you too. She pushed me away and locked the door. *** we f***d for the next 2 hours.

Now she left later in the day, and she already called me that she's on her way to my place. The problem now is, do I make her dinner at my place like I sometimes do( I'm a very good cook) or should I take her out to eat this night, before we come back and F**k some more?

Pls help.

NoobSaibott:
Are you by any means jealous of us?

tayo60:
Jealous of u! The two of you can hug the nearest transformer for all I care.

ahsekeena:
2dice....u follow see this tin?

2dice:
no be small matter ... I smell FP

ahsekeena:
fp kee.

Not possible

NoobSaibott:
Hi guys.

I'm so confused right now. I had sex with my girlfriend las night. It was awesome. This morning she left, and then she met her ex as she was about taking a taxi home. Now, her ex is not as handsome and caring and gooood in bed as I am, but he's trying to get her back. So when he said hi to her, she ignored him and got into the taxi. It didn't end there, as he started following her on bike.

She made for her bag to get her phone to call me and tell me that the son of a b***h is chasing her down the road, then she realized she left her phone at my place. So she asked the driver to turn and head back to my place. Unknown to her, I have her password to the galaxy s4 I got her for her birthday last year. I read all the messages she has been receiving from. . . erm, from me, and the one's she's been sending to me, and all the nudes we exchange when we are apart, and I smiled at the loveliness of it all. As I was smiling, she came into the room and caught me with her phone. As she opened her mouth to talk to me, I shut her up with a hot kiss, and then, I showed her messages between us from January of last year.

She looked at me and said "I love you". I said I love you too. She pushed me away and locked the door. *** we f***d for the next 2 hours.

Now she left later in the day, and she already called me that she's on her way to my place. The problem now is, do I make her dinner at my place like I sometimes do( I'm a very good cook) or should I take her out to eat this night, before we come back and F**k some more?

Pls help.