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RomanceRe: Money Or Love? Can You Marry 68 Years Old Woman? by NoRetreat(op): 7:04pm On Aug 31, 2015
anigbajumo:
Hmmmmm...



Wait oooo,shey da nigga go dy knack pus** wey don reach elastic limit....
hmmmm. Is that your concerned? Anyway,its part of it sha!
CelebritiesRe: ISIS Chained Upside Down To Burn Iraqi Shia Prisoners.(horrific PICTURES) by NoRetreat(m): 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
I am tempted to say something bad but I will not say it.
RomanceMoney Or Love? Can You Marry 68 Years Old Woman? by NoRetreat(op): 5:27pm On Aug 31, 2015
I HAVE NO REGRETS MARRYING AN OLD WOMAN, BECAUSE ALL YOUNG GIRLS DO IS BEG” SAYS MAN WHO MARRIED A 68YR OLD SWEDISH WOMAN
AUGUST 31, 2015 ADMIN 0 COMMENTS
28-year-old Guvnor Ace (born Ronald Samawere) who had earlier been accused of ‘dating an ancestor’ got married to 68-year-old Lisa Johnson on August 20 in a civil ceremony held at the Uganda Registration Service Bureau in Kampala before friends and family members.


Speaking to Uganda’s WBS TV on why he married his wife, the Ugandan dance-hall artiste said that young girls are a financial liability and some are not genuine.
“I have no regrets, because these young girls will ask for airtime and on sending it, they will not even call you, all they do is to beep. All they do is beg!” he said

On how he met his wife, Lisa Johnson he revealed,

“I shared my Gutujja video in 2014 on my wall and this was Lisa’s comment, ‘I like the way he sings though I don’t know what he’s singing about.’ It was then that I sent her a Facebook request.”

Debunking claims that he married his wife because of money, he said,

“We’ve been chatting for close to eleven months, so I don’t get it when people say that I’m in it for money. They call her a pensioner but as far as I’m concerned, she is still working and earning.”

On what he love about his new wife, he said



“Last December, she opted to come to Uganda to celebrate Christmas with me and since then, we’ve been inseparable. Lisa likes me the way I am and she likes my music too, otherwise someone else would want you to remove your dreads and give up on music just to be with them.”

PoliticsFor Lawyers In Abuja by NoRetreat(op): 5:05pm On Aug 31, 2015
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The Card which will be issued at no cost will be used for the payment of Bar Practicing Fees and all NBA conference fees. It entitles a lawyer to a variety of discount packages negotiated by NBA with partner organizations and companies such as Arik Air, Uber, Bungalow Restaurants, Rhapsody, TranscorpHilton Hotel, Eko Hotel, British Airways, KLM, Air France, and lots of other merchants.

To qualify, a lawyer must have paid up his/her Bar Practicing Fees for the year, and would have been verified with his / her data enrolled in the NBA Data Base.

To Sign up, please visit http://sidios.com/nbaformsubmission.aspx.

For more updates on the Bar Card and other features, please visit www.nigerianbar.org.ng ,call 08034755035 or email john.demide@nigerianbar.org.ng
CrimeWelder Beat His Wife To Death by NoRetreat(op): 4:50pm On Aug 31, 2015
Kehinde Olasoji, to death for allegedly committing adultery.

It was learnt that the 35-year-old welder repeatedly hit the wife’s head with an iron until she gave up the ghost.

Read: Chinese policeman rescues newborn from public toilet

He was said to have sprayed cement on her face and fled the neighbourhood, leaving her in a pool of blood.

The incident happened around 8pm on Monday at the Chelsea neighbourhood of the Sango-Ota area.

PUNCH Metro gathered that Marufu had turned Kehinde, a hairdresser, who had three children for him, to a punch bag while their 15-year relationship lasted.

Our correspondent was told that the wife, aged 35, left the welder with her children three months ago when she could no longer endure the assault.

On the fateful day, she was said to have been invited by the suspect, who reportedly accused her of having extra-marital affairs.

The accusation was said to have led to an altercation which led to Kehinde’s death.

It was learnt that policemen from the Onipanu Police Division, Ogun State, launched a manhunt for the husband after a neighbour reported the case at the station.

He was eventually arrested around 6am on Tuesday.

While lamenting Kehinde’s death, her brother, Kolawole Akinbote, said she was the one responsible for the upkeep of the three children.

He said, 'He (Marufu) did not bother about the schooling and feeding of the children. She was the one taking care of them. Upon all that, he still beat her. Our mother was just discharged from a hospital, where she was admitted. She is 76. How will she handle this loss?'

The suspect told our correspondent that his late wife had come to collect a sum of N17,000 to buy a dryer when an argument ensued.

He said he fled out of fear, adding that he really loved her.

He said, 'I promised to buy her a dryer before she moved out. She called me around 7.30pm on Monday that she wanted to collect the N17,000 for the dryer. I told her to give me more time. She insisted she must have the money and started dragging my shirt. I just pulled her hands off, but unfortunately she fell and hit her head on some objects inside my room.'

'When I observed that she was dead, I drank the cement but I later vomited it on her body. I pampered her and my children. In fact, it got to a point that some people were calling me all sorts of names because I cared for her a lot. I did not kill her intentionally. We were married for 15 years with three children. It was fear that made me flee. My second wife also has three children. She left because of disagreements.'

But the deceased’s twin sister, Taiye, said Kehinde was not in need of any dryer.

Read: Man weds dead girlfriend so she can meet 'God' as married woman

She said frequent assaults forced her sister to leave the suspect.

Amidst tears, Taiye said the sister had just helped her to make her hair before she left home on the fateful day, adding that it was the only time she would leave home without telling her.

She said, 'He was telling lies. She did not need any dryer. I gave her mine when I quit hairdressing. Who will I be talking to now? Is it by force to marry a man? What could she have done to warrant being beaten to death? He always beat her and most times, it was in the night. There was a time she called our parents around 11pm that Daddy Mariam (Marufu) was beating her. She was nursing a baby then. When my brothers and I got there, we saw a big stick in his hand with which he had inflicted injuries on her body.She was enduring the assaults because of her children. She eventually left him about three months ago with her children.'

A police source told our correspondent that the suspect would soon be transferred to the state police command in Eleweran.
Culled from PULSE.

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Release Photos Of Goodluck Jonathan Drinking Alcohol by NoRetreat(m): 2:58pm On Aug 31, 2015
All what I can see in the Picture is ceremonial drinking and not excessive! Nigerians should allow this man to rest and stop throwing darts at him.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Policeman Orders Woman To Bare Her Breast In Public Or Be Arrested (photos) by NoRetreat(m): 12:12pm On Aug 31, 2015
SirLegal:
You could have noted down his name from his uniform,and bare it here for the world to see.

What arrant Nonsence
You can't see his name but can hear his name as his colleagues were talking.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Policeman Orders Woman To Bare Her Breast In Public Or Be Arrested (photos) by NoRetreat(m): 12:11pm On Aug 31, 2015
God will disgraced the policeman the way he disgraced and molest the woman and her baby. He would be exposed as he exposed the woman's breast. He would be made to waste his salary as the woman's milk was wasted.
SportsRe: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by NoRetreat(m): 2:52pm On Aug 30, 2015
WHen are going to stop this tribalistic comment?
kestolove95:
Hear d manager name..mr dotun..God safe u sai na yoruba man...if to sai na igbo man...I die if u go even see 500K...ibos and 419 b like car and petrol
FamilyRe: This Boy Was Involved In An Accident That Killed His Father. Do You Know Him? by NoRetreat(m): 1:48pm On Aug 30, 2015
God will locate his people and for the good samaritans taking care of the boy, Heaven will open for them on account of them.
EntertainmentRe: How A Nurse Was Buried In Ghana. by NoRetreat(m): 4:01am On Aug 30, 2015
These Ghanians sha!!!
FamilyRe: Did I Do The Right Thing In This Situation?? by NoRetreat(m): 8:05pm On Aug 29, 2015
Please, continue to stay indoor without any stain rather than becoming a father xmas with an accusation. Let them talk!!! What will you do that people will not talk?
FamilyRe: ‘she Denies Me Sex And My Doctor Says SEX Is Good For My High Blood Pressure’ by NoRetreat(m): 11:07am On Aug 29, 2015
Juxtified:
Both of them are not wise. The wife has painful sexual experience and instead of discussing it with her husband or a medical doctor, choses to narrate her marital secrets to a homebreaker. As for Mr. Man, is his high blood pressure the only reason his want to make love to his wife? Why didn't he try to find out what the problem was instead of running to the courts?
You made my day with your understanding and analysis of the issue. God bless you. Keep it up.
FashionRe: Wrong Impressions About Me.very Funny Indeed. by NoRetreat(m): 10:03am On Aug 29, 2015
Jennyluv stop replying. Pls if it means borrowing to pay do that ASAP and display the payment online to regain your dignity.Thanks.
FashionRe: I Was Duped By Jennylov (Jennifer C. Ukanwa ogbebor) by NoRetreat(m): 9:44am On Aug 29, 2015
I took my time to read the thread.I think Jennylov is frustrated,frustration leads to aggression though she has a bad attitude too. For record purpose, What Jennylove did is Obtaining Money By False Pretence if she refused to hand over the cloth and also refused to pay the money back. The way out for her is to reach out privately to the Peach and sort herself out in an humble manner. Life is a stage everybody bears one burden or the other, please be gentle and honourable.A word is enough...
RomanceRe: How I Caught Her Cheating. What Should I Do? by NoRetreat(m): 8:54pm On Aug 28, 2015
You better leave by numbers else you might end up being killed! Who knows if the other guy knows you and is ready to kill over her?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by NoRetreat(m): 5:54pm On Aug 28, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Dont get involved
Its not even today
He picks on every lil thing i do .. His gt my attention today
I am sorry o. What are you people fighting for sef?
RomanceRe: A Mother's Advise To Her Daughter On Sex And Relationship by NoRetreat(m): 5:51pm On Aug 28, 2015
Good one
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo In Ile-ife For Process Of New Ooni Of Ife by NoRetreat(m): 5:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
Is Baba a prince or oracle ? Is he contesting or supporting? Is he campaigning or canvassing? Baba!!!
CrimeRe: Chad Sentences 10 Boko Haram Members To Death by NoRetreat(m): 5:28pm On Aug 28, 2015
Buhari should as a matter of urgency import the practice and procedure for the special courts in the pipeline.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by NoRetreat(m): 5:25pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ladyboss. Any proof?
PoliticsRe: NNPC slashes crude buyers from 43 to 16 by NoRetreat(m): 10:57am On Aug 28, 2015
Hmmmm.Whatever the permutations and schemes our concern is to fuel at an affordable and accessible price!!!
CrimeRe: Cultists Trick Man, Hack Him To Death by NoRetreat(m): 10:47am On Aug 28, 2015
Phunmibi:
I think this already made fp few days back

cc: lalasticlala
corrrect. But that was the account of a Nairalander living in the neighbourhood. This is Punch account. Two different versions of the same story.
CrimeRe: Cultists Trick Man, Hack Him To Death by NoRetreat(m): 10:45am On Aug 28, 2015
Where is this cultism taking us to in Nigeria.
Nairaland GeneralYou Can Also Be There!!! by NoRetreat(op): 9:47am On Aug 28, 2015
27 years AGO, Auma Obama picked her brother Barack from the Airport in Kenya when he traveled home to visit his paternal family. She drove him home in her "old Volkswagen" car. They went home together, and he happily slept in her room on a "tight camp bed".
That was what she had then, and she happily shared all she had with her brother. She did not mind that he probably came from America with nothing.
Years AFTER, he returned home few days ago. He arrived at the same Airport, and his sister was there again to meet him. This time around, he lifted her in the most technologically sophisticated car in the world known as the BEAST.
He arrived home this time, not as the ordinary Barack who had to hang around the airport about 4 hours waiting for his sister, but as the most powerful and most influential and most important political figure in the world.
Never ever underestimate, downplay, overlook or dismiss any human being.
TREAT PEOPLE WITH LOVE, RESPECT AND DIGNITY. DO NOT MIND WHETHER THEY HAVE TODAY OR NOT. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY MIGHT BECOME TOMORROW.
Share with someone today, to inspire them.
RomanceRe: The Fading Beauty Of A Woman(photo) by NoRetreat(m): 9:26am On Aug 28, 2015
Toks2008:
You see why its good to reveal one's age online sometimes.

At least anyone wey wan abuse you online go first commot his/her age from 50 then they can go ahead and rain the insults knowing fully well what they are doing and the consequence according to African beliefs and Biblical teachings.

I am loyal ma, thanks for visiting my thread ma and i hope you are enjoying it ma grin

Thank GOD say i see person wey old pass me for nairaland today cheesy
She looks younger sha.
CrimeRe: We Hid Cocaine In Arik Flight Meals – Attendant’s Accomplice by NoRetreat(m): 8:54am On Aug 28, 2015
The guy ought to be contended but as usual Satan is responsible.
PoliticsRe: Police Redeploys 37 Commissioners by NoRetreat(m): 6:14am On Aug 27, 2015
Change of the ogas. How I wish it can transklate to change of attitude.
CrimeRe: Okada Man Bite Off A Security Man Lips. Picture by NoRetreat(m): 10:42pm On Aug 26, 2015
I hope he was arrested.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Three Years Of Unemployment Ended by NoRetreat(m): 10:38pm On Aug 26, 2015
benzion72:
That is exactly the way I felt when I got Executive trainee job with a bank in 2001. I resumed 24th December, 2001. Here are my unsolicited advise for you. You don't need to pay a dime for it. Get the book The richest man in Babylon. It major advise is to save 10 percent of your income, invest another 10 percent and give a tithe of 10 percent. I will advice you invest 40 percent of your income in anything that will give you financial freedom and landed property is the best for now. You don't need to go to Lekki go to Mowe Ofada redeem. Intact if I were you I will invest little in electronics, phones etc because they change with time. It reminds me of my BlackBerry Bold 1. Brand new one then cost N110,000 today it is less than 10k. That money can get me an hacter of land in Ibadan 8 plot then and today I would have resold it at least 300k per plot 7 years after. Have an alternative plan called plan B. Wish best of luck
This is one of the thing that endear me to Nairaland. Quality Advice.

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