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NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 10:10pm On Jun 12, 2012
Okoya: My norilicious, I ve really missed u... I'll buzz u mayb we can chat
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yes of cos we'd chat soon bt nt tis nite...hehehehe
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 10:07pm On Jun 12, 2012
9-zeros:
of course. while i watch n learn from d hidden cameras... no knowledge is a waste. *wink*
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eehhhnnn! dts wt u dohuh...we will find all doze cameras n cova dem wit T shirts...at a second tot it dosnt mata...*happy viewing*....shy run for ya life tis nite...
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 10:07pm On Jun 12, 2012
9-zeros:
of course. while i watch n learn from d hidden cameras... no knowledge is a waste. *wink*
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eehhhnnn! dts wt u dohuh...we will find all doze camera n cova dem wit T shirts...at a second tot it dosnt mata...*happy viewing*....shy run for ya life tis nite...
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 10:01pm On Jun 12, 2012
@okoya darlin..i c u too...am sowy darlin we cnt talk nw am rushin off to smwer...gt an emergency call frm home n i hv to travel dis nite dts why u see me wit all dis bags..bonne nuit sweety...
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 9:58pm On Jun 12, 2012
lol..k 9...huh! dis our new house is really cool......mmmm*tinkin*....ok T am comin ova,jst leave d rum opened so dt i cn make a quick entry so dt all d amebo in dis house wnt see me....plz housemates check d notice on uncl Ts door n observe it *NO DISTURBANCE, CLOSED4 D DAY*
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 9:39pm On Jun 12, 2012
T.stone:
Norilicious, won't you mind my room?*eyez rolling*
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hehehehe..d last time i checkd we were still pendin corpers wit no jobs yet...except d housemates will make rum for grandchildren....make enquiries on hw much baby wipe n pampers cost...den i will pack my tins to ur rum..is jst a stone throw frm mine..*scared* somone is peepin thru my window..SECURITY!!!!
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 9:20pm On Jun 12, 2012
oky shy....i undastnd nw...uncle t unda ur inspection a broken bunk ws left for me.....if nt for 9 n sigba i ll b sleepin unda d stairs nw cs i heard ppl hv taken d kitchen floor n store rum..i hope dt person in d ktchen wnt steal d pineapple n oranges i left in d fridge??..mykejones u r really funny..is like u will nid a sketch...i wonda wt d masters bdrum n mistress bedrum luks like..*peepin*..9 n shy hope u dnt mind.. who is @d gate??
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 8:57pm On Jun 12, 2012
tnx 9, u r a godfada... shy y did u giv my rum out??u didnt wnt me2 cm bk??*sobing*..sigba tnk u very much sweety...chokolee i see u...anitank welcm bk.....uncle T...u wicked o..were is okoya,nell, kinnad,loskee, uj,ezemarcel,buky..??bj n naijaobi r on it i undastnd...d oda excutives i didnt mention i dey hail una o..guest una welcm...
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by norilicious: 5:56pm On Jun 12, 2012
hey una wicked o..i tot we wer one familyhuh see d bunk u guys left for me...broken bunk, right beside d door... sigba shy n loskee so u gals cnt even kip beta space for me??hey! let me rush bck to d old house n get my mosquito net..if mosquito gets too much here i will go n squat wit oga 9 jst for d nite.*winks*
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 3:44pm On Jun 11, 2012
sorry if i didnt add u on fb..i hv to knw who am addin..i cnt add evryone dt sends me friend request...is nt abt makin friends is abt maintainin dem..*cheers*...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2012
were is sigba...??am here nw u r no were to b found...and wer is shy??
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 1:28pm On Jun 08, 2012
nell in portharcourt Abuloma. u mite gt lucky if u wrked to rivers..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:47am On Jun 08, 2012
Shygal: and she's got a pwity face too. *Cutie sigba i like u 4real* no FBI
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honestly... sigba will u mally my bloda..??
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:40am On Jun 08, 2012
Shygal: ok...banky w as we all knw is a celebrity/influential persn.so u drimin dt u saw him arnd u means dt u'll soon bcom vry influential or b involvd wid sm1 vry imp in lyf n u knw wt dt means...*happy* Its a gud drim because u won... jus pray dt God grants u all ur hrt desires. Gudluck swiry!
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huh..nice interpretation..am more relaxed nw...*stretchin*
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:34am On Jun 08, 2012
pls who is pixicle hv no idea who dt is...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:33am On Jun 08, 2012
Shygal: nobdy hs got any bad opinion abt u ok, besyds evrytin we are doin here is jus 4 fun i.e d huk ups/pairin tin are jus mere drama 2me, its jus 2spice up d thread lyk u said, tnk God d main purpose of dis thread stil stands. We remain one family swiry! btw u luk very norilicious. *winks*
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yea i agree wit u..dis thread is nw takin a new dimension *positively*..ie, evryone is getn to knw each oda..@least we r getin to knw wt we luk like..so if we see smdy, probably in camp i'd go ova n hail u n d gist continues..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:11am On Jun 08, 2012
sigba: Lol, really? Small world indeed. Was wondering how come we have 40mutual friends. Nice meeting you here.
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same here..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:05am On Jun 08, 2012
sigba: Maybe you were having an unconscious crush on him.grin. Sent u a request, has any lady told you that you re beautifull? I just did.
Shy baby, i've sent u a request.
If you sent me a request pls send a message to my facebook inbox so i'll know cos i've got lots of friend requests, so i wont know when i have new requests.
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*blushing*...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:03am On Jun 08, 2012
Okoya: Mehnnnnnn....... U guyz shd check out sigba too ....... She's outta dis world
Norilicious and Sigba dat una sec sch dey produce babes oooo
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yes nw my skul dey produce. agbani(miss world) went to my skul..munachi(formalmiss nig)d girl in psquare ifunanya went to my skul..nwando ebenedike(miss nig 2010)..my skul too. n sm oda brillant ones dt won diff tins i cnt strt namin here..in my skul beauty n brain goes togeda..warm up for me..i'd manifest soon..*winks*...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 9:54am On Jun 08, 2012
nell07: lolz.. For real?
Well at least u think he's cute grin

ok. U see, d human mind works wiv a mind of its own.
Wat happens in most dreams is dat it taps into ur unconsciousness and finds ur hidden or active thoughts, desires, hopes, fears, hobbies or even activities u were involved in recently or the events happening at d moment, and creates images that matches these unconscious thought impulses... (mind u, d pictures it may create about these thoughs/feelings may be entirelly different from what d dream is ACTUALLY about...but it uses pic of things u must ve seen or sensed thru any of ur 5senses.. Right from birth till now)

ppl dont believe me when i tell them dat the human mind forgets NOTHING. Be it d day ur neighbour winked at u, d aroma dat invaded ur nose dat day u passed tantalizers, or all those rubbish d boring lecturer was blabbing but dat u passively listened to... D MIND STORES THEM ALL!

The only problem is dat we are not trained to RECALL from dis vast library of information, otherwise known as EXPERIENCE!
Thats why u say sm ppl have a better retentive memory than others. Dats cos they hav trained their memory better than u have.
Even d scientists know dis and dats why u find several "memory training" courses/games on the internet (most of them rubbish of course grin)

Ever wondered why xtians (dats if u're one sha) are warned about d things they see & hear?
Dats cos, whether u allow it on purpose or not, these things stay wid u forever, d brain spends its entire life collecting, storing and recalling info.

Ooops! B4 i get carried away grin
abuh d banky dream. He may represent different things.
Or maybe like mr SPPON-FACE said. Immediately After all d hustle & bustle at d camp and maybe NYSC, u're gonna come back and find a prince charming waiting fer ya grin
u wont have to wait long, and definitely wont have to look far (ur backyard remember? grin)

lolz.. Excuse my babbling jare.
And to EVERYBODY, i apologise for d annoyingly long post. Cant help it smtimes *shrugs*
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huh...dt princecharmin part..actually warmin up to dt..*winks*..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 9:45am On Jun 08, 2012
huh sigba went to my sec skul bt a set above me...such a small world...sister sigba! hehehe...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 9:31am On Jun 08, 2012
9-zeros:
lol! i see u.
nice to hv u bk...*cheers*
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 9:28am On Jun 08, 2012
lol...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 9:18am On Jun 08, 2012
Okoya: A perfect female manipulator is an enigma to behold.
She knows how to keep guys on her beck and call at
any given point in time. Don’t blame her. She is able
to do this so well because she has taken the time to
study men and understand men psychology so as to
effectively code how they react to different situations. Guys, just pray to your heavenly Father to always
protect you from falling into the hands and lures of a
perfect female manipulator because when you do, you
might not be able to come out unscarred… You think you are a strong man? Wait until you
encounter her. In this piece I intend to come to the rescue of men by
pointing out to them those little ways in which they
could be coming under the antics of under such
manipulative attacks even without recognizing it.
The following are some of the ways in which women
have been manipulating men since ages… (1) Praising:
All of a sudden, she’s always praising you. In almost
everything you do, you get the praise reward. And you
know what? Your head starts to swoon and you start
thinking you are the greatest guy on earth…
It’s not like praising someone is bad. Not at all. In fact, it is one of the most important ways of showing
appreciation and people love to be appreciated i.e.
praised! But you just noticed the praise frequency just got
increased… Hhmm…At such times, that is when I advise any
sensible guy to watch out for it because that is
usually when she will make that demand which you
might NOT be able to turn down…without feeling bad. She knows it and so should you. (2) Crying:
No one likes to see a crying woman or children…
especially a very pretty woman. It really touches the
heart because these two groups of people appear to
be so weak and defenseless. Our manipulative woman knows this and she’s more
than ready to use it to her advantage once you give
her the opportunity. She knows how emotional you can get. Oh, you think
men aren’t emotional? Take it from me; men are, only
that they have been socially conditioned into acting
and hiding their emotional side. There’s only one way to stop some beautiful lady from
crying especially that lady who really means
something to you…the lady who knows the key to
your heart. You give in. You may not know it but she is smiling
inwardly. (3) Pet naming:
Pet names are used to establish fondness and
familiarity. Couples are known to pet name
themselves into many funny names that only means
something to both of them.
For the men, he may be calling his wife her pet name like “honey”, “darlin’” , “Daddy” and many other
meaningless stuff of that nature but bottom line, it’s
all mechanical to him. Nothing seriously implied nor
intended except in the case of…you are supposed to
know what I am driving at by now? But to the woman, it is much more than that. She
knows how to put her own pet name for the guy into
valuable and rewarding use. She has mastered how to coo that his pet name in a
very gentle and the softest manners. She perfectly
knows how to moan it into his ears and all that once
the poor fella is standing at an attention and alert like
a dog waiting to heed to his master’s calling… (4) Touching:
The power of the human touch should never be
underestimated. You can transmit a wide range of
varying information to the other person by touching
him/her.
Where you touch a woman can only show what you have in your mind and since we all know what many
men have in their minds, let us now agree that men
are not at liberty to touch women anyhow, most
especially in the public where they are supposed to
act like MEN. But women have this natural advantage in that they
can touch a man, even in the public, and only the
man will know that this touch is very different. A perfect female manipulator knows how to touch the
guy, how long she will allow the touch to last while
communicating her intent with her eyes. And… The guy will become helplessly at her
mercy!...........TO BE CONTD.........
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huh! see lyrics...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 9:10am On Jun 08, 2012
nell07: lmao! And yet u say i'm d one watchn too many moovies? grin
dis one na season 1&2 combined na.. Lolz
u must have an unresolved unconscious crush on banky..... But na wa o. U sef agile for yur dream fa grin
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u see nell i dnt hv any ounce of crush on banky dts y am confused...didnt watch his music yestdy..hes cute though bt nt d kinda guy i ll hv a crush on....sohuh?
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 8:56am On Jun 08, 2012
okoya ur really funny..hv seen u, will add u....@chok ur right abt nt eatin befor goin to bed..woke up very hungry n ate around 6:30 dis morn..lol..as for d oda interpretation..*lol*..smone interpret banky w part abg..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 8:35am On Jun 08, 2012
lol okoya dt pic ws added in either 2007 or 2008 there abt..k check me on ezinne nora...wearin a white top..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 8:21am On Jun 08, 2012
hmmm..ok ppl r revealin their identity..k..pls am nt a bad person incase u hv any bad opinion abt me was only tryin to spice up d thread..i cnt be interestd in smone i dunno..will b weird to do dt..add me..nora_zinny@yahoo.com..*cheers*
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 7:52am On Jun 08, 2012
tnx sigba sweety..@nell u watch too many movies..k here coms my dream..the first one i met a fake pastor dt wnted to pray4 me n he transfad a demon inside me n told me i ws free..den smone else told me der ws a demon inside me n cast it out n transfad it to smbody else who strted pursuin us..lol..den i saw myself in a house wer sm bandits wer tryin to enta bt i didnt let dem..i ws fightin bk thru d window n cald police who came n arrested dem..then i saw myself runnin n saw somone beside me who ws tryin to suppress me so i wnt run faster dn her..i bit her in d ear n ran..lol..den the next tin i saw ws myself n someoda ppl runnin into a classroom filled wit food on each desk..smwer late n askd to go to d nxtclass wit less food..den d next tn i saw ws banky W sitting on a chair in my backyard staring at me..wonda wt banky w ws doing in my dream...funny bt scary dream..lol
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 6:26am On Jun 08, 2012
i had three series of scary dreams lst nite...it ws veryscary bt i ws winnin...*lord hv mercy*...gud mornin house...
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 10:06pm On Jun 07, 2012
only smone wit forsight will notice dt 9 got sick cs i hvnt been around...am here for u nw swty..Get well soon..
NYSCRe: 2012 NYSC Batch B(june) Aspirants Meet Here. by norilicious: 5:41pm On Jun 05, 2012
9-zeros:
wanna see 9? ok.
close ur eyes.....picture a brief case full of money.... i look cute right?
i'm d kind of dude dat ur boyfriend hates on n ur friends admire. feel me?. haha
U WISH!

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