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chokomania: BIg House, it is no coincidence that this is happening now. in the past few months, I could see thru a lotta fakeness in da house. Welcome to Reality, peeps. Pls, Any lion in da house?

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hehehe ur welcm to be our asylum...

NOTIFICATION: am nt takiin sides...jst sayn wt shud b said,evn if nobody wnts to say....me i go talk am..y will one persn b tryin so hard to cos strife...if takin sides is wt u cal dis...den u r as guilty as charged too..*tink well*....n pls dnt try to make it luk like is nw a war btw old housemates n new ones...in btw i tink am nt old n nt young..hehehe..

Ms_Steph: I feel pass am sef

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hehehehe...no worries ur time go soon reash...u no say evrytn gt time.like a time to live n a time to die, a time to sow n a time to reap...a time to blab n a time to cry...patient sis..

Gombs: that makes us two...I'm spatacus you're xena...Em...House this is not an attack on some persons...Lets just see it as sanitising the house,riddin them of rodents and butt kissers...
The big house is a democratic one not what some goddess and relief seekers turned it into.



tell her o...At least you just blotted out your name from the butt kissing list...Lol...Not that you were on the list o..

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hehehehehh..una wan shoot film...dis guy u funny die..no b only spartacus n xena...sunita n Mard......lmfao..hehehehh

T.stone:
Wooooooooow!

Good news keep coming...a member of this house just got posted to RIVERS STATE! His state of choice. More to come I believe...especially mine.

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seriously..?? uncl T u don begin giv me hopes again...is well..

Ms_Steph: U don't want to talk but u come bck calling names. I blame d pple begging u. Wit or without dis group must go on nd we must go 4 nysc

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*wit or witout sm ppl nysc mst go on* so u fit evn make brains like dis...nice one...dis is d only tin dt makes wave to me since u strted respondin...

bia gombe...lespect yaself n face ya homewrk...i no wake up tis mornin for ya...so yo beta fain space for left n pack ur face dia...wt r u evn feelin like GALADIMA??..dt nobody cn stnd up to u.

Gombs i tink bukky ws sayin shes mad@ okoya in a jokingly n friendly wy...we shudnt read too much meanin in evrytn sha..

Ani baby i see u dear...wer hv u been??

UR FADA NYASH DER! y r u tryin to scata dis thread?? ppl r makin effort for peace to reign n u r tinkin of d opposite...call dis one an indirect insult...d next time u piss me off it will cm directly to ur doorstep...n trust me u wnt like it..jst one more polite insult...Mtschwwww.FIANFI! .....i no call name o bt if u tink u r d one...be my guest...ETiAaaaa! *sneezes* abeg na who dey call me..??

kinnad: ajajajajajajajajajajaja. Guy u just made ma night. Even til 2mr,cnt stop laughing at dis. Cheii

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ajajajaja.... lol see ya teeth..ur laugh dey make my laugh to laugh...@ all d jokes wer funny to me...in dia on way of cos...i no mind all diz quarrels cs i knw exactly wts hapenin to sm ppl..*TENSION*...so plz jst ovaluk any direct or indirect insult...NA ONE LUV O..am doin rol cal..going frm one bed to anoda to check on sleepn kings n queensis...... and i notcd sm ppl aint sleepin well..Okoya is dreaming again....n wt is he saying?? cnt hear him though..is he sayin Jigawa..OMG! i hope.....no comnt yt..uncle T seems to be chewin in his dream...n i hope is nt grass frm Katsina?? e beta be agege bread o@ sigbaski dey too gbaski tis nite..hey na who she wan blo, abeg no drag dt leg near me..na me cos am....shy is frownin...dem no gree comot u frm jos??.....see loskee dey shine tooth..e b lik sy d bauchi go favor am...oga 9 abeg sufry NO KILL AM!,,u wll b redeployd immediately...Gombs dey speak long grama for student affairs....no no no no....u dnt tell me dt...i knw my rite as a citizen.. @ I cn hear Uj shoutin straffin tins *in a chokin voice*..e b like sy na calabar im gt..WOooo! make sigba hear am..Naijaobi's facial xpression *my broda, I cannot fathom* @ Anus face wan resmble burray.,am guessing Adamawa. bukky is holdin hear teddy so tite, like she ll b nidin 4 human Duve. ms steph is snizin e b lik sy dem dey call am for kogi .babykuti is smilin, lik d Abuja runs clicked*KABOOM! for ur head o..* ....see chokolee for martial art o*tossin leg frnt n back* hmmm DG go nid dt karate..luvola is grinnin @d same tim smilin @d same time frownin..mixed feelins?? Odico dey kabash..i dey shout AMEN FOR AM..hmm Mosh dey sing, bt wt i cnt fathom is if na worship sng, luv song, tnksgivin song or war song...adedoks dey slip at d same time dey kill mosquitois, abi na 2hand slap wey im giv person nw.. is well....lol...NO! i mst finish ds rol cal..*phone drops frm hand* sleep don kidnap me..*snoring* cnt cheat nature....*cheers* i wish y'all d fuckin bst..**PAX**......

Shygal: lol, dis is sewios oh! Ok do u nid a human duve?

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Bomb Blast Again!!! *shivering gets worse*....i tink i'd be needin nt jst a human duve 3ppl wll do..

T.stone:
YOUTHS OBEY THE CLARION CALL...

Good morning house. It's with great joy and sense of humility that am welcoming you into this new week where all our hopes and aspirations for years would be fulfilled. Permit me to use the word of Adams smith which says "today can be understood in the activities of yesterday and tommorrow can be understood in the lights of today"

Going with the words inscribed in the capital letters above, it is quite seen that a call for NYSC is a call for solidarized struggle which at some point in time had be carried out by some fellow able youths like ours.at this juncture, I want each and every one of us to remained unmoved, unshakable, UNITED as the next phase of our lives unfolds in a few days to come.

Some states might not be palatable but IN TIMES LIKE THIS all we need but to do is to trust God to make his plans towards us come come to past. As @ the last time I checked, His plans towards us are good, to give us a hope and an expected end (as at this morning). By the grace ofGod our future hopes and visions will not be cut-off as a result of this NYSC and the Nation's challenges of now.

Please, I really want us to make up our minds to be bold to face whatever may come our ways...of which is going to be our hearts desires. Once again I want to say good morning and welcome you to this week that we all have been waiting for. Do all have a wonderful week and a stress free day...I LUV YOU.

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nicely put...nice one dear..

ujchief: Abia - umuahia
Adamawa - (God forbid)
Akwaibom - uyo
Anambra - awka
Bauchi - (holy ghost fire)
Bayelsa - (wasteful)
Benue - markurdi
Bornu - (blood of jah)
Edo - benin city
Enugu - enugu
Gombe - (not my portion)
imo - (AMEN!)
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Thats my small cousin reciting the states and capitals.

lol...i'v bn loling for dcades nww...i hope i ll b like dis by dis time on wedsdy...Amen...*shiverin*...duve no fit do im wrk again..

T.stone:
I don't know why FCT is now coming to my mind now o! God help me cos I don't want FCT but you know what's best for me...LASGIDI? Let your WILL be done anyways.

If this people would try it not to paste my posting tomorrow...I comment my reserve anyway.

@House, I dey hail una o...why must we still go back to some past issues? Let's just forget it! Some people are just made to be special in all ways so let's give room for that. Happy sunday!!!

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lol... i ws waitin for u to cm console me again bt it seems i'd b doing d consolin tis time..dnt worry u hear they wnt post u to d north...lets kip our fingas crossd..

Chokolee: Viewing this topic: tosrich, sammygold(m), Shygal(f), Gombs(m), norilicious, Adedoks(m), Chokolee(m), T.stone (m), luvola(m), Ms_Steph(f), BJ88(f)
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Sniping u guys wit police rubber shots...abeg..Happi SUNDAY!!..let's keep dis house busy please...i need u guys 2 respond..at least wit somtin nice...*smiles*

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i snipe back @chu..welcm...

biggie 101: Viewing this topic: omenka Jnr(m), 9-zeros(m), shakz(m), dennisbee(m), preciousempena(m), Shygal(f), Okoya(m), biggie 101, norilicious[b]just like 9 said 'I snipe y'all [/b]

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shay u lik d slang snipe..?? anytim 9 says dt i go jst imagin am like say na one Ninja *black shadows* wey hang on top roof scopin d envi waitin to take action..lol

Shygal: lol... Mayb ur sis wnts 2 re-p.i.m.p hasef. No tym*

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lol...she jst demands too much like say na only she go skul....i go jst ask for lil money wey i go use buy more vest..if she pruvs stubborn, i ll vamp!

Okoya: insurance scheme for
NYSC members
Jst got d news...

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lol Okoya ur nt helpin me o..to faint dey hungry me self..

Shygal: @nori babe: wussup? Hop u prayed 4me ba, i didn't go 2 church 2day sha... Fear no gree me!

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lol...am fine dearie.. nt to worry i'd b coverin for both of us till u leave dt God forsaken state..is well..n plz i no wan luk for u4 dis thread..or yawa go gas o..lol..jst kip d post comin..*GENERALLY* infact i dnt wnt to luk for anybody ..lets learn to accpt one anoda rgardless of our individual diff...if we cnt accomodate one anoda here in dis one thread, den we hv no right to say Nigeria is comin apart..whoose fault?? na we b Nigerians...d way we handle issues in small cases will determin if we can handle big ones..at d end of d day na ONE LUV O...*cheers*

i see y'all..lol Eze r u watchn frm sideline too?? happy sundy lng time..sigba tnx for dt info...my sis don finish us..said her skul fee ws 50smtn thousand n she stays off camp o..am nt goin to koba her am jst goin to take my share or i ll tell..

9-zeros:
loskee, nori: i snipe y'all from d roof-top!

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lol tot u wnt catch me....happy sundy..

mykejones: Ok..am a year older 2day. Who's organizing bash for me?

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_HBD dear...wish u all d bst...hopin u wud get a gud postin for Bday present. lol..*cheers*..

Gombs: honey,i'm sorry i transfered my frustration to you...But if you've noticed i did beg her..Asked others to join me to...I didnt insult her in my recent post "butt kissing" is not an insult. But i've admitted i was wrong,i sought retribution,and get i what?.. except laments from her.I'm not allergic to her posts,have no cogent reason to be.

There's this saying "To err is human,to forgive is divine to forget is super divine"

forgiveness is not complete without forgetting it.And i'm sorry once again...I'm just frustrated at how truly sorry i am and it's been ignored

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aite tnx for clearifyn me on dt...the motto is: **PAX**

Gombs: i'm , a computer science graduate from UNIJOS...Do u have a problem wit me?

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unfortunately yes i do....dont u tnk dt ws rude...u r apologsn to somone n at d same time insultin d person..am sorry to intrude jst dt i cnt ignore tins like dis....shy did nt offend u IN ANY WAY...u v been wrong, u v been wrong, u v been soooooo wrong...i wnt pretnd i didnt notice....r u allergic to her post or is der mor to dis we shud knw she ws only tellin d house d rzin shes distant n nw u wnt to strt all ova again...

Gombs: Haba,we've begged you,i apologized...Let bye gones be bye gones...What else would you prefer?Should i get crucified to pacify you?...You've forgiven and not forgotten?...After all the petting from the house?You're not being fair at all...It's exasperating frustrating...I been humble and considerate,yet you sound it's not good enough...Well,let me put it this way...I wont butt kiss you,i wont stoop further than i did...If you'd wanna hold grudge be my guest...*slams the door

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SLAMS DOOR plz who r u??

mykejones: Lolz..doc,ur's is even better. U can atleast head towards Abj..as it stands,i can't try any movement.
Goin2 zaria means i'l b passing thru Kawo..and u knw what that is. Even if they relax d curfew,i stl can't trust my life in their hands,seeing that most of the drivers that ply that road are malo's. 2 christian gurls frm my area we singled out of the bus on tuesday,dey killed them and called the girls parent join sef! Al of us stl dey cry for dat one.
Mhen,i just can't risk it. If I'l have to wait til november again,so be it. To travel down to zaria now is like passing thru d deep blue sea. Zaria might be peaceful..d roads aren't.

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dis is really serious...lord hv mercy..

naijaobi: MR.COMB ABI GOMBS, MIND URSELF O...HW DARE U CALL ME POLICE...U KNOW SEE ARMY OR NAVY, NA POLICE U COME DEY CALL ME..LOL.. U SEF NO DEY FORM NEPA FOR US....

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lol..missd u Naijaobi...gud ti hv u bck...we seriously need ur jokes nw cs d air is really tite..keep dm comin bro..

Uncle T n okoya u guys r scarin d crap outta me...which one cm b stream 1 n 2 again...am nt getin it any longa...is no longa excitin.. n for kris sake y hvnt dis ppl brot out any list..or they want us to accept our call ups blind folded..??

I see u all my people...*cheers*..visited sm threads n i came across one n it seems like the v been eyein us...they wer blabbin on hw all we do is talk rubish and luk for dates instead of tinkin a way to object 2our being posted to d north..all i cud sense ws ENVYyyyyyyy...and sigba did a very nice job der and our boss nine finishd dem...abeg make we dey carry dey go..God dey...united we stand divided we fall..

ujchief: i collected my callup leter from the secretary's desk at the student afairs, without any hesitation, i opened it... Couldnt read the words that was inscribed there in. The leter had been folded and refolded that it had begun to tear. i called on the secretary to help me out. Grudgingly, she snaped the leter out of my hand, browsed thru it for 15seconds, my heart beat could pass for a sumo for pumping water, moment of truth...this is all i'v been waiting for! Within that 15seconds, my subconsious mind had scanned all the 6 geopolitical zones and the no go areas! I prayed silently that i wont have to travel north of the river niger! I lot of questions raced thru my mind...Did my runs click? Did that man eat my money for nothing? I'm goin to burn his car if he didnt do as he promised!
Finally, she looked up to me and said calmly...'u've been posted to...'


a large scream, and i woke up to find my small cousin rushin into my run, shouting and complaining about my dog eating her primary 5 reader! Oh my Gosh! Was that just a dream...
Gdmorning y'all.

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huh! nice dream..tot i wud hear wer u ll b going...so wts up, hw hv u been?? i kinda missd u n wntd to say..AM SORRY!..really i am..friends??

ujchief: i collected my callup leter from the secretary's desk at the student afairs, without any hesitation, i opened it... Couldnt read the words that was inscribed there in. The leter had been folded and refolded that it had begun to tear. i called on the secretary to help me out. Grudgingly, she snaped the leter out of my hand, browsed thru it for 15seconds, my heart beat could pass for a sumo for pumping water, moment of truth...this is all i'v been waiting for! Within that 15seconds, my subconsious mind had scanned all the 6 geopolitical zones and the no go areas! I prayed silently that i wont have to travel north of the river niger! I lot of questions raced thru my mind...Did my runs click? Did that man eat my money for nothing? I'm goin to burn his car if he didnt do as he promised!
Finally, she looked up to me and said calmly...'u've been posted to...'


a large scream, and i woke up to find my small cousin rushin into my run, shouting and complaining about my dog eating her primary 5 reader! Oh my Gosh! Was that just a dream...
Gdmorning y'all.

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huh! nice dream..tot i wud hear wer u ll b going...so wts up, hw hv u been?? i kinda missd u n wntd to say..AM SORRY!..really i am..friends??