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Phones / Re: Lady Wants Who Will Buy Iphone 7 For Her by nortcentrallord(m): 10:57am On Sep 12, 2016
romeoetin:
Do the needful


cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin

iphone-7 will make some go from averagely tight to very^7 SLACK. When iphone 8 finally hit the board, they will be recovering from working hard for iphone 7.

Th hustle is real. But this hustle I stupid hustle
Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Digs APC's Tweet About Chibok Girls In 2014 by nortcentrallord(m): 1:50pm On Sep 11, 2016
Ijaya123:


This thread is about Boko Haram and the missing Chibok girls. On other threads about herdsmen, my opinion have been well ventilated.


I thought there is a new Sheriff in town. The very one who came to power on the force of this bbog/bh story line. Why banning them from a peaceful protest now? I guess the "change" and promises that are supposed to come with it is the very reason you voted them in. How long will this rhetoric of previous administration be a resounding gong? Am sure even in the next 10 years, this same story will be played and many blind will believe it. It is simple. The plan is to always point people in another direction not to see the truth...

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Family / Re: Photo Of Elderly Identical Twins In Sokoto State by nortcentrallord(m): 1:44pm On Sep 11, 2016
Nice. They look cool.
Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Digs APC's Tweet About Chibok Girls In 2014 by nortcentrallord(m): 1:26pm On Sep 11, 2016
Ijaya123:


Whose responsibility is the security of the citizen of this country? And who are the northern elders? Are they not in the same PDP that created Boko Haram?

In short, it will never be well with PDP and its supports. Party of killers.

Amen but The security of a state is in the hands of 1st the state governor before the president comes in. Now, people are being killed by suspected heardsmen everyday in some part of the country. Who do we blame please. Buhari or the governors of such states? Let's apply a flat rule for anyone and let justice be served. There is no need hiding under any cover or tribal, religious or party affiliation.
Politics / Re: A Goat Labelled Jonathan And A Dog Tagged Buhari by nortcentrallord(m): 1:16pm On Sep 11, 2016
kolawaxxy:
Balderdash. Jonathan was not written on both sides of the goat, paraded in a neighborhood of Lagos with ijaw as the majority in a bid to taunt them to violence

Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Digs APC's Tweet About Chibok Girls In 2014 by nortcentrallord(m): 12:13pm On Sep 11, 2016
Ijaya123:


GEJ, you will never have inner peace for allowing those innocent girls to be missing for so long. The most useless and corrupt president Nigeria ever had.

Never again.

That state had a Governor then and what about the school principal who devoid of the security warning kept the students in school but was wise enough to send her daughter home? And what about the northern elders that secretly fueled and engineered the bh "movement"? I guess God (allah) will bless them right? You need serious deliverance.

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Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Digs APC's Tweet About Chibok Girls In 2014 by nortcentrallord(m): 12:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
Oluwabusobomi:
The chibok girl saga was a script well played out by APC to derogate GEJ. It is a scam!

Am sure they have started receiving their reward now. They have not seen anything as they will turn out to be the most useless party in the whole wide world.

May God continue to bless GEJ

Stop


Stop it






Stop making me fall in love with y comment.

You have said it all. The scam is coming to day light.

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Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Digs APC's Tweet About Chibok Girls In 2014 by nortcentrallord(m): 11:45am On Sep 11, 2016
Lord let my enemies fight each other like this so I will have my peace in Jesus name. Amen.

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Travel / Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Die In Saudi Arabia by nortcentrallord(m): 10:01am On Sep 11, 2016
I heard dying bin meccah is a one way ticket to heaven. Lol.
Religion / Re: Is Grace A License To Sin? - Paul Ellis by nortcentrallord(m): 8:53am On Sep 11, 2016
GossipHeart:
What is grace ??

If grace or God exists, God would have given Buhari the grace to fix the problems he created for Nigeria.

Or he would have given him the grace to have a working brain

Buhari is not a Christian. He doesn't believe in grace. Infact the doctrine he believes is totally different from that of christians. Christianity teaches love, forgiveness and mercy.
Romance / Re: Blessing Asso Weds Emmanuel Asso (Photos) by nortcentrallord(m): 11:46pm On Sep 10, 2016
HungerBAD:
What Boko has joined together,let no man put asunder.

So Ishilove,this could be us. Me coming to rescue you from a "Burning Nairaland" that is getting attacked by PDP E-Touts.

I will be your knight in Ororo Armour. The only difference here is that we get married the Lagos way.

The Lagos way,is you move in with me (in our room and parlour)and we start having babies without stressing ourselves with the wedding thing.

Wedding is old School and very overhyped.







You are speaking with hunger. Please don't put the poor girls and yet to be born kids in hunger in this harsh economy which you can lay down your life to protect. My take though.

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Business / Re: 8 Things N500 Cannot Buy Anymore by nortcentrallord(m): 10:36pm On Sep 10, 2016
nma24:
I can still cook with #500 jare

If I hear. Which part of Abuja do you stay that you can cook with 500 naira. Gerrarahere jor.

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Makes Vanity Fair List Of International Best Dressed by nortcentrallord(m): 9:41pm On Sep 10, 2016
I wish those yeyebrity "harlots from St James" will learn from this. You don't have to go naked for a cheap blog sit to make you popular. Thumbs up for a lady with brains and beauty.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing Plantain In Akwa Ibom - PICS by nortcentrallord(m): 1:30pm On Sep 10, 2016
priceaction:
Every stealing now is economic recession affairs. Smh. By the time media publish the news in the dailies, you will hear something like" during our investigations, the man attributed that the hardships are caused by difficulties in feeding his children because of recession caused by the buhari led administration ".he further said that things have been difficult for him as a man because His palmoil businesses have suffered a set back and closed down because of bad policies of government.
They will help the man justify the stealing. Just watch out for the sun and the vanguard newspapers tomorrow. You will see grin

Is it a lie? Haven't u heard of the term "ripple effect" in economics before or have you suddenly become economically hollow just because you support the zero and no experience in economics buhari/apc led administration? Don't forget that "what happened in the house of The goat will soon happen in the house of the chicken".
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan: "Frozen Account Belongs To Me" - Ex First Lady Tells Court by nortcentrallord(m): 1:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
All the Zom/bies I thought were dead are back to life because of this thread. Passingshot deserves an increase in the stipend he earns from fighting so hard from the situation room. Even the e-warlord omenka has been under the radar for a while now.

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Politics / Re: Court Martial Demotes Patrick Falola From Major General To Brigadier General by nortcentrallord(m): 12:45pm On Sep 10, 2016
That Espam university even, I don't know what to say about it. I wish parents who send their wards to school in some of this so called foreign university will 1st ask questions from diligent people about the school and the environment.
Crime / Re: NDA Cadet, ‘brutalised’ To Death A Day After Arrival by nortcentrallord(m): 12:38pm On Sep 10, 2016
Zane2point4:
There mates in the west have upgraded from physical training to mental training, they are still using their hand to bully ppl, that is why i asked one nigerian military officer that blw an ak 47 and sniper which one is more accurate, the jonsing man said ak 47,i jux nooded and left in disbelieve.

You have said it all. A good % of them are just hollow heads prancing around. If that is is custom of the Nigerian military, then what is the difference with NDA and the runs (cult) boys? Nigeria has refused to grow up. We still think an live like pre colonial times.

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Education / Re: Kenyan Student Had Sex With Her Lecturer & He Gave Her 'E', Then She Did This by nortcentrallord(m): 1:47pm On Sep 09, 2016
Lol. I guess she went to school to study "fuckery" and couldn't even perform well in her practicals but expected the lecturer to give her an A.

"E for Ejaculation" got me laughing and falling from my seat... the lecturer is bad though.
Education / Re: Kenyan Student Had Sex With Her Lecturer & He Gave Her 'E', Then She Did This by nortcentrallord(m): 1:47pm On Sep 09, 2016
Lol. I I she went to school to read "fuckery" an couldn't even perform well in her practicals but expected the lecturer to give her an A.

E for Ejaculation got me laughing and falling from my seat... the lecturer is bad though.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: My Salary Was Cut By One-third, I Go Hungry Too by nortcentrallord(m): 1:35pm On Sep 09, 2016
OrlandoOwoh:

I've never lost faith in PMB. I knew there would be difficulties at the initial stage, but soon things will get better.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooon^nth term.

I believe you know the meaning of ^nth term in mathematics. Am sure that's your definition of "soon"
Crime / Re: Mohammed Audu Charged With Armed Robbery by nortcentrallord(m): 1:19pm On Sep 09, 2016
seguno2:
Is this the serial rapist and child abuser that was in the news a while ago?
If yes, serves him right. I hope that he rots in jail.

Nope. He is not the one. From that thread . Guess the discription fits his younger once if his dad had other sons...

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: My Salary Was Cut By One-third, I Go Hungry Too by nortcentrallord(m): 1:15pm On Sep 09, 2016
OrlandoOwoh:

I asked a simple question, the difference between technocrats and politicians. Under GEJ, what was the contributions of a "technocrat" like Dasuki to the country?

You guys are quick to mention GEJ to aid your wanking yet you voted him out. I thought the reason for that was because you wanted something different? I guess frustration and shame has kept you guys stuck in accepting the change you bargained for.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: My Salary Was Cut By One-third, I Go Hungry Too by nortcentrallord(m): 1:12pm On Sep 09, 2016
TheDEVlLHimseIf:
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chaii!!!

God bless you.
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: My Salary Was Cut By One-third, I Go Hungry Too by nortcentrallord(m): 1:09pm On Sep 09, 2016
onespecial:
If u have never read Animal farm by George Orwell and his 1984, you have no need to worry. Come and take a seat, relax and watch it freely from Nigeria and APC drama.



We are almost done with Animal farm, so you can rewind a little to just to feed your anger. Immediatelly they got power, they have changed their party anthem of change to change begins with me that did not mention change in any way to them, more or less promising change


Buhari now knows all are not equal as some can afford dollars while some can't. He is eating our chickens and eggs alone while we suffer oo


His bull dogs are on rampage, harrassing and silencing any opposition.



see Adesina telling us he has a pay cut too. What does he mean by that ? Is it that, we accept the situation or die as it's none of their business ?





1984 is the next movie, the big brother picture, policies, doublespeak to suit the present and enforcement agents will soon be all over Nigeria.



Same man wanted to start all these in same 1984 when he introduced queuing to buy essential commodities. Thank God he was thrown out then.




Out of no where, he has come back again to continue from where he stopped. Truely 1984 was written because of him and he wants to live up to assignment, but God is the supreme being, no shaking. Big brother is under His power.

One saying I will never forget in that book is "Napoleon is always right" may God help Nigeria out of this hell hole the willingly threw themselves. Amen.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Accuses Okowa, Wike Of Deploying Militants To Edo by nortcentrallord(m): 12:48pm On Sep 09, 2016
If ther are militants deployed to your state and you can't arrest, try and jail them as the chief custodian of the state then you are not only clueless but stupidly senseless. Are you telling the people of Edo to now do the work of the police, the sss and dss which happens to be under your command? I used to have a lot of respect for you but you are just getting unnecessarily hollow and empty with loud noise these days. "Gerrarehere"
Politics / Re: We’re Inviting Kashamu For Alleged Assassination Plot –police by nortcentrallord(m): 12:39pm On Sep 09, 2016
Fidelismaria:
Its Only In Nigeria Dat Pple Use Law D Wrong Way Deny Him D Restrainin Order Investigate Prosecute Nd Jail D Bastard Drug Dealer If Found Guilty



Wow CNT bliv am FTC

Damn dis feels good

Today is gonna be good

Please read the thread and comment properly. Thanks.
Phones / Re: List Of Phones That Will Not Support Whatsapp Anymore From 31st Dec 2016 by nortcentrallord(m): 12:34pm On Sep 09, 2016
diva90:
These are really old phones

Blackberry with OS 10 (Q5, Q10, classic, passport...) are old phones as well? If whattsapp can't manage their traffic, it's best they say the truth and if they want a fee paid for using it they should come out plane rather than all these. My candid opinion.
Phones / Re: List Of Phones That Will Not Support Whatsapp Anymore From 31st Dec 2016 by nortcentrallord(m): 12:27pm On Sep 09, 2016
Trust me, something better that whattsapp will come up. whattsapp had been around for long but just when they got popularity instead of cashing on it, they decide to adopt policies that 'll make them go extinct again. These phones listed are phone used by the poor, average and even some rich folks. It's like overhauling the mobile industry. They better have a rethink if not, Bbm and others will be revived. There was once a time bbm was the biggest chart site and better still most of those phones can have access to pins. All BlackBerry needs is a little touch and watch them bounce back.
Romance / Re: Guy Kneels To Beg A Girl In Enugu (Video, Photos) by nortcentrallord(m): 12:18pm On Sep 09, 2016
Doesn't look ordinary though. Either h is under the spell or that is what baba Ijebu told him to do and as many eyes that see see do that so will their stars be transferred to him. I don't trust nobody in this col world.
Travel / Re: Accident On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: 70 Rams & 1 Man Killed by nortcentrallord(m): 12:03pm On Sep 09, 2016
News Flash: Fed Govt adds Wednesday and Thursday to Sallah public holidays because moon was not sighted...sorry, I meant because enough rams were not sighted and available... cheesy. Sai baba. The best thing "bubu" has done so far grin
Politics / Re: President Buhari With Jonathan After Council Of State Meeting (photos) by nortcentrallord(m): 11:09pm On Sep 07, 2016
Waheed60:
To me president Buhari has compromised his success and achievement aspired b4 voted in by ROMANCING with well known DEVILS & ENEMIES of the masses of this country. When they were in govt they saw Bihari as FRIEND of the masses and DENIED him from reaching POWER HOUSE. THEY TRICK old man and indirectly HIJACK his govt pretend to be elder State Men just to protect their personal INTEREST. May God have mercy on the masses and scape us through from the present hardship amen.

Oh, now he was tricked right. From your assertion, I see a toddler with a feeding bottle getting tricked to collect his toy... undecided

Call a spade a spade. When someone is incompetent, say it and be free rather than run circles around it till you fall and die from head spinning.
Politics / Re: President Buhari With Jonathan After Council Of State Meeting (photos) by nortcentrallord(m): 10:57pm On Sep 07, 2016
Edunwa302:
I like GEJ's. Humility , during his regime PMB severely avoided NEC meeting including national conference .

GEJ is the bigger and better man. Buhari is always the crying baby. He thought his avoiding NEC meetings was affecting anyone but today he is using Nigeria to play draft and Ludo economics on a Chess board. If he had been coming for FEC meetings, he would have been @ home with 21st century leadership, economics and policies.

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