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i owe facebook ad in dollar and my naira card cant clear the debt because of forex rules given to banks. what do i do?

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Isn't it better their took a taxi.

Lol

Stop breaking hearts so u don't end like this..

Some years ago, I tried crossing d pedestrian at ikeja and guess what happened.. one Of these guys on d train threw a stone at random which hit a pedestrian on his head n blood was gushing.. I questioned people around and they said they do that when they catch anyone taking pictures of them.. lobatan.. So u were lucky getting this shot without blood stain

Be guided!

This is my take on this..... What if your family member is homo?
http://notrespazz.tv/blog.php/what-if-your-family-member-is-homosexual/

U really need to see this. . I am yet to recover from the shock ...

http://notrespazz.tv/blog.php/notrespazz-vs-undergraduate/

Commando ... Who wants to join?

Na my guy win

Chai where is my whip

Is someone high here? Oya go and read this post jare.. http://notrespazz.tv/blog.php/what-if-your-family-member-is-homosexual/

It was 9am on the 1st of July and my head kept wandering around about this homosexual thing.. see what I came up with...

http://notrespazz.tv/blog.php/what-if-your-family-member-is-homosexual/

In other words.. Make hay when the sun shines..

He might be ‘Uganda’s ugliest man’ but Sebabi, real name Godfrey Baguma is a ladies’ man and the former cobbler has become a father for the eight time. This time around, a pretty bouncing baby girl... Sebabi, 47, got married to Kate Namanda, 30, in 2013 and she has given birth to his eighth child! Yes, Sebabi’s brood now stands at eight and counting.

http://notrespazz.tv/blog.php/ugandas-ugliest-man-is-a-father-for-the-eight-time/

hi! I'M INVITIN EVERYONE 2 MY COMEDY CONCERT TAGGED, 'heaven shall laff' comin up on SUN.20th of sept. 2009 @ this address (RCCG, peace house, km 1 LASU-isheri rd, orheptal b/stop, Isheri-idimu lagos, nigeria). the event will be featuring da best of seasoned comedians, dancers and instrumentalists. TV coverage by GALAXY TV AND LAFFMATTAZZ, THE SUN NEWSPAPER, GLOBAL EXCELLENCE MAGAZINE, among others. ADMISSION IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! come along with a spare tooth and please eat b4 comin

1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.
2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.
3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.
4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.
5. A stitch in time, dey prevent further tear tear.
6.Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.
7.One good turn, na correct power steering be that.
8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.
9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.
10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane.
11.The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.
12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.
13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d
joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laugh

ws up seun? i've sent areply 2 ur mailbox, i will be expecting your reply. tanx so much, no trespazz, da apostle of laffter!

nairaland comedian "No Trespazz" hitting it hard dis time around. i will be performing alongside freestyle, paul play, soule-e, k-sax and others at the merge of talent 07 by beeyolah at muson centre , onikan , lagos. 18th nov 07. 5pm pass N2000. no be me , na u and God

ur no 1 nairaland comedian is hitting it hard dis time around. could u believe dat i will be d stand up mc at an event tagged " musical talent merge" in lagos on the 18th of november 2007 at muson centre, onikan lagos. 5pm . u are invited. pass N2000. no be me get d event, they only want me 2 showcase my stuff alongside Segun dangote (comedian), paul play, soul e , freestyle, thanks 2 God

[b][/b][i][/i][color=#000099][/color] ws up nairalanders? it's reaaly been fun being in d house all dis while. few months ago, i introduced myself as a stand up ccomedian getting into limelight and since then i have been getting a lot of responses but i still feel some people are missing out of the flavour of my being crazy 4 d sake of making you happy. if u think you still have any clue to shoot me into limelight or you feel you can try me out working with you on some events, i have a short comedy video demo , my number is 234-80-38234121. laffembassy@yahoo.com, laphislife@yahoo.com. luv u all. my comedy concert is coming up this year tagged Laff'n'tumble '07

i'm a naija based comedian . no trespazz is ma stage name. an upcoming comedian who is not doing 2 bad but i need people like you guyz 2 get 2 d top whch is my target. i study elect. elect in one of nigeria's unversity of tech. if u have any clue about helping my dream, i have some of my works wirth me on vcd for view. contact me on 234- 80- 38234121 or laffembassy@yahoo.com . luv u guyz

ws up ma people? dis is Mc NO TRESPAZZ. by virtue i happen 2 be nigeria'a youngest stand up comedian in d making. i've once posted info about myself some weeks ago and i got replies asking me 4 a clip of my recent performances on stage to see how tight i am. with regards 2 dis i have put up a ten minute comedy demo on video cd. if u're stll interested in my potential or have any clue dat can bring me into dat limelight, contact me on 234 80 38234121 or laffembassy@yahoo.com. see yah

very funny guyz, don't make me yab

no matter d weight of elephant e no fit cause earthquake

we dey represent naija, it all depends on d message u are passing across, a joke might be represented in form of a slang or coined word

Do U Want Dis Gift 2 Die?

My stage name is No Trespazz. I'm a comedian based in Lagos, Nigeria. I'm just a youngster who joined the entertainment industry 2 years ago.

I studied Electrical and Electronic Engineering in a Nigerian University but my passion still goes for my god's given gift. I love acting, presenting and stand up comedy. I've anchored a lot of events in my school, like 2face and P-Square shows on campus, and some other events but I want 2 do stuffs off-campus.

[s]i av intentions 2 affect d whole world wt my gift, i want 2 visit d motherless, bereaved, prisoners, hopeless, sick . i need someone 2 give me a link that will help me out or a personal assistance 4 me 2 know where 2 pick it up. if u re interested in given an idea or info contact me on 234- 08038234121 or laphislife@yahoo.com[/s]

safari dude

i just need 2 tell u guys out there dere is a comedian wt vision in da house, though i study elect. elect engr. in a nigerian university but my passion goes 4 comedy, acting and presenting. i want 2 change d world wt ma gift, i want 2 visit d bereaved nd share deir pains wt them, prisons, hospitals,d motherless children. i've anchored shows alongside p square, 2 face, and zule zoo in my school sponsored by skye bank, but i need a good link 4 m gift 2 be explored. any good info 4 me mail me at laphislife@yahoo.com or 234- 80- 38234121

i just need 2 tell u guyz out there dere is a comedian wt vision is in da house, though i study elect. elect engr. in a nigerian university but my passion goes 4 comedy, acting and presenting. i want 2 change d world nwt m gift, i want 2 visit d bereaved nd share deir pains wt dem, prisons, hospitals, i've anchored shows alongside p square, 2 face, and zule zoo in my skool sponsored by skye bank, but i need a gud link 4 m gift 2 be explored. any gud info 4 me mail me at laphislife@yahoo.com or 234- 80- 38234121

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