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Politics / Re: 2 Brothers Who Met Boko Haram Terrorists In Borno, 1 Killed, The Other Injured by Nuerta2705(f): 3:13am On Jul 17, 2017
May d soul of the dead kid be granted eternal rest and quick recovery be granted to d injured. My prayer is that, one day we will overcome evil and insurgency in this country. D thing just weak me

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Religion / Re: Prophet Anointed CFM SEER 1 Claims He Healed HIV+ Man With Anointing Water by Nuerta2705(f): 12:42pm On Jul 15, 2017
Donald Trump must hear this. And CNN will be lyk..."HEADLINES: NIGERIAN PASTOR CLAIMS TO HAVE FOUND THE CURE TO HIV (NOT AIDS) USING WATER WHICH HE CLAIMS IS ANNOINTED BY HIM!"
Abeg make una no use laff kill me ooo!! :-D :-D

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Crime / Re: 20-year-old Mom Exchanges Her 2-month-old Baby For Rice, Cement And N200k by Nuerta2705(f): 9:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
Can't judge her. Afterall, one thing led to another. Only God can save us

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Phones / Re: Truecaller – Nigeria Ranks Ninth In Spam Calls Globally by Nuerta2705(f): 8:32pm On Jul 14, 2017
Since the US is ranked as 2nd, we still have small hope sha...#lolz

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Romance / Re: Wawu!!!see How A Pregnant Wife Took Revenge On Cheating Husband by Nuerta2705(f): 7:10pm On Jul 14, 2017
Morally, she and her husband did what wasn't right. But, i think her husband has learned his lesson
Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Poses With One Of His Best Teams In Kaduna. Photos by Nuerta2705(f): 12:39pm On Jul 14, 2017
Where is the Evans u arrested sef?? U people just used him to make a lot of noise on media and allowed him to disappear after he settled u. Don't worry. The God that used u to expose Evans will use others to expose u
Celebrities / Re: Sista Afia: I Sleep With Men I Find Attractive, Don't Need Emotional Attachment by Nuerta2705(f): 12:18pm On Jul 14, 2017
I wonder what some ladies of nowadays are thinking. What matters to them is money and attractiveness, not knowing that having random sex with multiple sex partners lead to a lot of complications in future. Worse still, she's proud to say it. Anyway, the Igbos would say "the grasshopper that got killed by the noisemaking bird, died as a result of its deafness."
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 12:24am On Jul 13, 2017
That was in May
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 12:22am On Jul 13, 2017
thepussyhunter:



wow!!!

Now i see why you called nature / nuetar shocked shocked

you natural rocks bae.......kiss kiss kiss

today wouldnt happen to be your bday o.....or is it?

(saw ur fb friends wishing you a hbd)
thepussyhunter:
that was in May


wow!!!

Now i see why you called nature / nuetar shocked shocked

you natural rocks bae.......kiss kiss kiss

today wouldnt happen to be your bday o.....or is it?

(saw ur fb friends wishing you a hbd)
thepussyhunter:



wow!!!

Now i see why you called nature / nuetar shocked shocked

you natural rocks bae.......kiss kiss kiss

today wouldnt happen to be your bday o.....or is it?

(saw ur fb friends wishing you a hbd)
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 10:08pm On Jul 12, 2017
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[and so far your "natural" has been pretty cool smiley smiley smiley]


[ok now i'm tryna picture the natural you and i'm doing a not so good job..............mind helping me out with a pic of you lipsrsealed lipsrsealed][am sorry...dat was a wrong link]
www.facebook.com/uchenna.mbanefo.7
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 9:58pm On Jul 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:


[and so far your "natural" has been pretty cool smiley smiley smiley]


[ok now i'm tryna picture the natural you and i'm doing a not so good job..............mind helping me out with a pic of you lipsrsealed lipsrsealed]

mobile.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 6:26pm On Jul 12, 2017
thepussyhunter:



lol

how about we forget the moniker plus how absurd it is and assume its just HUNTER wink wink wink

anyways since WE have BOTH come to the agreement of being friends below are the rules of our friendship lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

1.) you get to give me a mention to say hi every time you happen to be online

2.) you must always login at 2am every friday and saturdays so we could have our long friends talk

3.) you must drop at least 6 kiss emoji / emoticon for me anytime u mention me when you're logged on to nl

4.) we get to send pms as often as we want

5.) you must log in by 9am on all weekdays to say hi and drop dem kiss emoji (note dis is quite diff from when you log in on ur own will)

6.) we get to exchange pictures

and lastly

7.) we get to exchange NUMBERS




great right? wink wink





cheesy cheesy cheesy

What is d name of this constitution :-|
[ayam not understanding biko]
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2017
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[wow!!.....thats cool...... ...Why didnt i even think of that.....,,]


[so errrmm nature as in naturally endowned in all ramifications wink wink][not really...] nature as in, i like being d way i am...being more natural than artificial
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 10:12am On Jul 12, 2017
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[oh......i see.............hmmm still tryna place the name cos i'm quite certain i know you[/b]


[errmm hope you dont mind me asking but errr is nuerta kinda ur english name or...........?][nuerta is my nick, an anagram of the word "Nature"]
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 8:04am On Jul 12, 2017
[quote author=thepussyhunter post=58360261]

[oh i see]


[why do i have this feeling like i know you ]


[oya start spilling]

[,.,......who are you really?,]

[Where have we met before?,]

[whats ur real name?]

[What time did we meet again?]

[whats ur main moniker?]

[why do you like replying with dem parenthesis?]


[i await the ans to these questions smiley smiley][real name is Uchenna Mbanefo] that is the much i can provide
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 8:04pm On Jul 11, 2017
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lmfddhtfe (laughing my fvcking dry dick hunter to forever ercetion) cheesy cheesy

oh c'mon bae
who the fvck told you that shiiiii shocked shocked shocked


yours faithfully aiint no hunter of pussies..............i swear smiley smiley smiley



wait o are you the lady cuteemma and dis is ur alternate or are you miss nuerta [lolzz...am nuerta]
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 5:22am On Jul 11, 2017
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hi i'm hunter
and i would love to be ur friend angry[a hunter that hunts only pussies...jeez]
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 10:49pm On Jul 10, 2017
[quote author=legitimatefrank1 post=58323491]am trying to be honest[how possible is that]
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 7:33pm On Jul 10, 2017
I don't even know where to start fainting
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 7:30pm On Jul 10, 2017
[quote author=legitimatefrank1 post=58323034]funny thing is av hard tonnes of sex,but never kissed #team olosho[what the hell?!]
Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by Nuerta2705(f): 5:34pm On Jul 10, 2017
15yrs

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