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Thanks, I appreciate the reply

abujaniv:
Hello nues1985,

As we've said before, the only required documents for your interview are your confirmation page and passport. Be honest and forthcoming during your interview and your case will be adjudicated fairly.

Regards,
Abuja NIV Team

Hi AbujaNIV,

I intend to apply for a US tourist visa this month in order for me to travel over there to visit a friend for Christmas. I will be covering the cost of my tickets and would stay in my friend's apartment during my stay for two weeks. I will be a first time applicant, and can you please provide information on what information I need to get ready to present during the interview to be successfully granted a visa.

I had intended to book and pay for the round-trip tickets in advance, but a friend did say I shouldn't do that before getting the visa. Your advice is urgently needed please.

Hi VO,

I intend to apply for a US tourist visa this month in order for me to travel over there to visit a friend for Christmas. I will be covering the cost of my tickets and would stay in my friend's apartment during my stay for two weeks. I will be a first time applicant, and can you please provide information on what information I need to get ready to present during the interview to be successfully granted a visa.

I had intended to book and pay for the round-trip tickets in advance, but a friend did say I shouldn't do that before getting the visa. Your advice is urgently needed please.

Abdulfatay, i believe you are been rude to me by posting a reply that is irrelevant to my thread

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Just trying to share my experience with the Nigerian Police, not that I am saying everyone of them do this.

My Nigerian Police palava, just had my first experience....I shake my head in pity for this country...things are terrible....the innocent suffer and are oppressed......but God in Heaven will see us through, Amen!

I was in the internet cafe with my laptop, charging it and at the same time downloading a software, then came in the police for a raid. Well I didn't have anything to hide, so I wasn't nervous and just watched them come in. They asked everyone to stop what they are doing, we were four in the cafe, myself, the cafe owner, his staff and a customer who came to register for the ongoing Nigerian Navy recruitment. Well they were arresting us for fraudulent activities, we were all bundled into the pickup van the Police came with and driven to the station. To cut the story short, he didn't find anything incriminating, only naked pics of women (yes i no go lie), some official documents and alot of ebooks....below is the humour in what happened to me while at the station for interrogation..Have a good laugh.

said earlier i had a Nigerian palava experience...now here's an excerpt of what happened in the station...for your humour. The policeman was trying to fill my statement for me since i was the only one who didn't fill statement....

Policeman: What is your name?
Me: my name is ( I give him my name)
Policeman: What is your age?
Me: I am 27 years
Policeman: what year?
Me: 1985
(using his fingers to count...)
Policeman: 1985 (1), 1986 (2), 1987 (3), 1988 (4), .......2010 (26), 2011 (27), 2012 (28).
Policeman: You are a Liar! you are 28years
Me: No sir, I was born 1985, became 1yr old in 1986..so you have to start counting from 1986 to 2012, you will get 27.

(Policeman looking at me)

Man I was handed a good slap......seriously this is for real, happened a few hours ago at the Police station.....lol i got slapped for schooling the police, the guy no know say na Maths i study for university, so i have to correct him....lol

Na Naija we dey o


Here's another one that happened during the interrogation

Last status is still funny to me, here's another funny one that happened.

The Computer Literate Policeman.

Policeman is going through my laptop looking for evidence to incriminate me, still hasn't found any. Searches and searches, he then stumbles across a Notepad file and opens it.

(Policeman sees file that gives him the English US dictionary word list that is embedded into the computer)

Policeman: Ah, Yes, this is Email extractor. You are a scammer!

See person wey wan detain me at all cost and take me to EFCC...


I hope this makes front page of the website, not undermining the Nigerian Police, just had to share my experience and the humour in it. Hope you had a good laugh

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i you formatted your hard drive, then you need to install windows 7 again

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Does he think Nigeria is a light bulb and he is Thomas Edison? Besides Abraham Lincoln served once and became a man of great admiration. This our Nigerian Adolf Hitler look alike had his chance and messed it up. How can u enter ur boat when u let it drift away with the current? In fact Buhari supposed don dey bankrupt by now, Na who talk sey e no get oil bloc? Sey na from groundnut e dey get him money contest election?

Lol, was just going to tell him to ask VIP and Tetuila.

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you really need to get advanced engineering mathematics to learn about jacobian and iterative methods

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Does your child attend one of the best secondary schools in Lagos and still has a problem with Mathematics? Then he or she needs a private tutor to guide him the path of passing Maths.

Now that the school session is over, your child doesn't need to attend a summer's lesson in a school again, what your child needs is someone who has the skills of making your child understand and pass the subject, For your Private Maths Tutor, contact Seun on 0816-626-4116

Did you know that Mathematics is the mother of all other physical sciences (science subjects)?

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Are you experiencing some problems in your business and you need help? Do you need some ideas that would improve the profits in your business, then contact Mr. Seun Oyelude to help you oyeludeseun@yahoo.com or call 0816-626-4116

Are you experiencing some problems in your business and you need help? Do you need some ideas that would improve the profits in your business, then contact Mr. Seun Oyelude to help you oyeludeseun@yahoo.com or call 0816-626-4116

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Seun

Do you need help with Maths? Are you a parent whose child has a problem in Mathematics?

Is your child writing the next NECO and really needs to pass Mathematics and Physics?

Or are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate student who needs help in Statistics?

Or are a working class or executive who needs to touch up that Maths skill?

Then contact Seun, a qualified Maths Tutor (Advanced Level Maths also), call 0816-626-4116 or email nues1985@yahoo.co.uk

Do you need help with Maths? Are you a parent whose child has a problem in Mathematics?

Is your child writing the next NECO and really needs to pass Mathematics and Physics?

Or are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate student who needs help in Statistics?

Or are a working class or executive who needs to touch up that Maths skill?

Then contact Seun, a qualified Maths Tutor (Advanced Level Maths also), call 0816-626-4116 or email nues1985@yahoo.co.uk

it's kind of a surprise, there's no reply here with all the problems young students have with passing Mathematics at WAEC, probably this post is in the wrong section?

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