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Travel / Re: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We’re Listening by nues1985(m): 8:56am On Sep 03, 2015
Thanks, I appreciate the reply

abujaniv:


Hello nues1985,

As we've said before, the only required documents for your interview are your confirmation page and passport. Be honest and forthcoming during your interview and your case will be adjudicated fairly.

Regards,
Abuja NIV Team
Travel / Re: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We’re Listening by nues1985(m): 8:01pm On Sep 02, 2015
Hi AbujaNIV,

I intend to apply for a US tourist visa this month in order for me to travel over there to visit a friend for Christmas. I will be covering the cost of my tickets and would stay in my friend's apartment during my stay for two weeks. I will be a first time applicant, and can you please provide information on what information I need to get ready to present during the interview to be successfully granted a visa.

I had intended to book and pay for the round-trip tickets in advance, but a friend did say I shouldn't do that before getting the visa. Your advice is urgently needed please.
Travel / Re: U.S. Immigration Questions: Ask A U.S. Consular Officer by nues1985(m): 7:52pm On Sep 02, 2015
Hi VO,

I intend to apply for a US tourist visa this month in order for me to travel over there to visit a friend for Christmas. I will be covering the cost of my tickets and would stay in my friend's apartment during my stay for two weeks. I will be a first time applicant, and can you please provide information on what information I need to get ready to present during the interview to be successfully granted a visa.

I had intended to book and pay for the round-trip tickets in advance, but a friend did say I shouldn't do that before getting the visa. Your advice is urgently needed please.
Webmasters / Re: Do You Want To Test Your Website For Vulnerabilities? by nues1985(m): 7:30pm On Jun 22, 2013
Abdulfatay, i believe you are been rude to me by posting a reply that is irrelevant to my thread
Webmasters / Do You Want To Test Your Website For Vulnerabilities? by nues1985(m): 12:18pm On Jun 21, 2013
Ever been in a situation whereby you have just finished working on a website and it is up and running, then within few days it gets hacked? Well that is because your website and the applications is vulnerable. You need the services of a Penetration Tester to help you carry out a Vulnerability Assessment to forestall your website and web apps from been hijacked or hacked. If you need assistance, contact me on cryptphi@gmail.com
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Guy To Date Me Who Is Good In Bed. I Dont Need His Money by nues1985(m): 2:45am On May 09, 2013
Hi franca, how are things with you? We never got a feedback from your hookups....how did it go?
Jokes Etc / My First Nigerian Police Palava by nues1985(m): 1:04am On Nov 09, 2012
Just trying to share my experience with the Nigerian Police, not that I am saying everyone of them do this.

My Nigerian Police palava, just had my first experience....I shake my head in pity for this country...things are terrible....the innocent suffer and are oppressed......but God in Heaven will see us through, Amen!

I was in the internet cafe with my laptop, charging it and at the same time downloading a software, then came in the police for a raid. Well I didn't have anything to hide, so I wasn't nervous and just watched them come in. They asked everyone to stop what they are doing, we were four in the cafe, myself, the cafe owner, his staff and a customer who came to register for the ongoing Nigerian Navy recruitment. Well they were arresting us for fraudulent activities, we were all bundled into the pickup van the Police came with and driven to the station. To cut the story short, he didn't find anything incriminating, only naked pics of women (yes i no go lie), some official documents and alot of ebooks....below is the humour in what happened to me while at the station for interrogation..Have a good laugh.

said earlier i had a Nigerian palava experience...now here's an excerpt of what happened in the station...for your humour. The policeman was trying to fill my statement for me since i was the only one who didn't fill statement....

Policeman: What is your name?
Me: my name is ( I give him my name)
Policeman: What is your age?
Me: I am 27 years
Policeman: what year?
Me: 1985
(using his fingers to count...)
Policeman: 1985 (1), 1986 (2), 1987 (3), 1988 (4), .......2010 (26), 2011 (27), 2012 (28).
Policeman: You are a Liar! you are 28years
Me: No sir, I was born 1985, became 1yr old in 1986..so you have to start counting from 1986 to 2012, you will get 27.

(Policeman looking at me)

Man I was handed a good slap......seriously this is for real, happened a few hours ago at the Police station.....lol i got slapped for schooling the police, the guy no know say na Maths i study for university, so i have to correct him....lol

Na Naija we dey o


Here's another one that happened during the interrogation

Last status is still funny to me, here's another funny one that happened.

The Computer Literate Policeman.

Policeman is going through my laptop looking for evidence to incriminate me, still hasn't found any. Searches and searches, he then stumbles across a Notepad file and opens it.

(Policeman sees file that gives him the English US dictionary word list that is embedded into the computer)

Policeman: Ah, Yes, this is Email extractor. You are a scammer!

See person wey wan detain me at all cost and take me to EFCC...


I hope this makes front page of the website, not undermining the Nigerian Police, just had to share my experience and the humour in it. Hope you had a good laugh
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy Available For Responsible Driver by nues1985(m): 2:50pm On May 09, 2012
A reputable private Real Estate Agency located in Ikoyi seeks to employ a responsible, honest and reliable Driver. Applicant must have a valid Driver's License and knows the roads of Lagos especially Victoria Island, Lekki and Ajah roads extensively. Eligible applicants should send a copy of their CV and copy of valid Driver's License to oyeludeseun@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Available For A Competent Computer Graphic Designer by nues1985(m): 2:40pm On May 09, 2012
A renowned Real Estate Agency presently has a vacancy for the post of Computer Graphic Designer between the ages of 22-29 years of age. The role of such person is to create fliers and property bulletins for the agency, he or she should be competent and a professional. Interested parties should contact Mr. Seun on oyeludeseun@yahoo.com with a copy of CV, you can also call 0816-626-4116 for more information
Business / Need Ideas To Improve Your Business Profits? by nues1985(m): 9:56pm On Apr 12, 2012
Are you presently having a downturn in profits in your business and you need someone with an insightful mind to proffer solutions for you? Or are you starting out and you need ideas to boost the business you want to set up? Then contact Mr. Seun on 0816-626-4116 to offer you his services.
Computers / Re: Please Help Me In Activating Windows7 ! by nues1985(m): 5:51pm On Mar 10, 2012
i you formatted your hard drive, then you need to install windows 7 again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: It Vacancy For Estate Management Undergraduate by nues1985(m): 5:43pm On Mar 10, 2012
forward your cv to oyeludeseun@yahoo.com
Politics / Re: Buhari May Contest In 2015 Election by nues1985(m): 4:00am On Nov 15, 2011
Does he think Nigeria is a light bulb and he is Thomas Edison? Besides Abraham Lincoln served once and became a man of great admiration. This our Nigerian Adolf Hitler look alike had his chance and messed it up. How can u enter ur boat when u let it drift away with the current? In fact Buhari supposed don dey bankrupt by now, Na who talk sey e no get oil bloc? Sey na from groundnut e dey get him money contest election?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am In Luv Wit 3 Girlz But I Dnt Knw Which 2 Marry! by nues1985(m): 3:11am On Nov 15, 2011
Lol, was just going to tell him to ask VIP and Tetuila.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Single And Wanting The Darkest Of The Darkest Single Nigierian "man" by nues1985(m): 3:44am On Sep 15, 2011
Seems i came on at the right time. It sure would be nice to meet a kinky lady like you. I don't mind the age as long as you are kinky and wild. Are you in lagos already? Let's hook up and i make you find out what this young Nigerian has in store for you and i help with your curiosity. If you are interested, then i'll give my number after your response.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: It Vacancy For Estate Management Undergraduate by nues1985(m): 6:23pm On Sep 07, 2011
Recent graduates of estate management can also reply to this ad.
Jobs/Vacancies / It Vacancy For Estate Management Undergraduate by nues1985(m): 5:07pm On Sep 06, 2011
There is an opening for a male estate management undergraduate who is ready to work in a reputable Real Estate Company located in Ikoyi. Interested candidates should contact Mr. Seun on 0816-626-4116. This notice expires in 24hrs.
Properties / Re: Why Doesn't Lagos State Tax My Property - I'm Willing To Pay by nues1985(m): 1:02pm On Aug 08, 2011
@9jaganja, gentleman I feel you. Whatever is making you high, keep taking it as there is a positive outcome from it. You made a very opiniated point there.
Education / Re: Help Me With My Project:dis Is The Topic:causes Of Secondary School Student's Po by nues1985(m): 11:46pm On Aug 07, 2011
Stop been lazy and go to google to get ur search results, plenty info for u there. Also head to the library and read the books there.
Education / Re: Home Tutors Urgent Employment For English And Maths Teachers by nues1985(m): 11:40pm On Aug 07, 2011
Hello there, a graduate of Mathematics Education here and looking for clients to tutor privately. Do you have anyone available in need of a Maths Tutor? SEUN- 08166264116
Education / Re: Maths World. (post And Try Questions) by nues1985(m): 5:51pm On Jul 23, 2011
you really need to get advanced engineering mathematics to learn about jacobian and iterative methods
Education / Private Maths Tutor Available by nues1985(m): 1:52pm On Jul 15, 2011
Does your child attend one of the best secondary schools in Lagos and still has a problem with Mathematics? Then he or she needs a private tutor to guide him the path of passing Maths. Now that the school session is coming to a close, your child doesn't need to attend a summer's lesson in a school again, what your child needs is someone who has the skills of making your child understand and pass the subject, For your Private Maths Tutor, contact Seun on 0816-626-4116

Please only serious people need apply for this service, your child's success does not come cheap!
Educational Services / Private Maths Tutor Available by nues1985(m): 1:48pm On Jul 15, 2011
Does your child attend one of the best secondary schools in Lagos and still has a problem with Mathematics? Then he or she needs a private tutor to guide him the path of passing Maths.

Now that the school session is over, your child doesn't need to attend a summer's lesson in a school again, what your child needs is someone who has the skills of making your child understand and pass the subject, For your Private Maths Tutor, contact Seun on 0816-626-4116

Did you know that Mathematics is the mother of all other physical sciences (science subjects)?
Business To Business / Do You Need A Problem Solver? by nues1985(m): 11:36am On Jul 12, 2011
Are you experiencing some problems in your business and you need help? Do you need some ideas that would improve the profits in your business, then contact Mr. Seun Oyelude to help you oyeludeseun@yahoo.com or call 0816-626-4116
Adverts / Do You Need A Problem Solver? by nues1985(m): 11:28am On Jul 12, 2011
Are you experiencing some problems in your business and you need help? Do you need some ideas that would improve the profits in your business, then contact Mr. Seun Oyelude to help you oyeludeseun@yahoo.com or call 0816-626-4116
Adverts / Do You Need A Problem Solver? by nues1985(m): 11:25am On Jul 12, 2011
Are you experiencing some problems in your business and you need help? Do you need some ideas that would improve the profits in your business, then contact Mr. Seun Oyelude to help you oyeludeseun@yahoo.com or call 0816-626-4116
Adverts / Re: If You Think You Have Problem-solving Skills, Read This. by nues1985(m): 11:22am On Jul 12, 2011
It seems like you have been reading my mind, i've been thinking about that kind of job lately and i'm starting out now. So if you have clients who need problem solving skills to improve their business, could you refer them to me. my contact is oyeludeseun@yahoo.com or 0816-626-4116

Seun
Educational Services / Do You Need A Maths Tutor? by nues1985(m): 5:48pm On Jun 14, 2011
Do you need help with Maths? Are you a parent whose child has a problem in Mathematics?

Is your child writing the next NECO and really needs to pass Mathematics and Physics?

Or are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate student who needs help in Statistics?

Or are a working class or executive who needs to touch up that Maths skill?

Then contact Seun, a qualified Maths Tutor (Advanced Level Maths also), call 0816-626-4116 or email nues1985@yahoo.co.uk
Education / Do You Need A Maths Tutor? by nues1985(m): 5:23pm On Jun 14, 2011
Do you need help with Maths? Are you a parent whose child has a problem in Mathematics?

Is your child writing the next NECO and really needs to pass Mathematics and Physics?

Or are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate student who needs help in Statistics?

Or are a working class or executive who needs to touch up that Maths skill?

Then contact Seun, a qualified Maths Tutor (Advanced Level Maths also), call 0816-626-4116 or email nues1985@yahoo.co.uk
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Need A Maths Tutor? by nues1985(m): 4:51pm On Jun 14, 2011
it's kind of a surprise, there's no reply here with all the problems young students have with passing Mathematics at WAEC, probably this post is in the wrong section?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: closed by nues1985(m): 7:34pm On Jun 13, 2011
can you tell us the sort of NGO this is?

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