₦airaland Forum

kabrud:
Pls, those reports from schools in the north, are they privately owned schools?

The day someone wants to go mad is when you compare schools in igboland with those in the north


The igbos have produced x2 of the amount of graduates produced by that terrorist north

Wiseandtrue come here let's join and marry here

I can marry a muslim girl as far as she doesn't rub her religion in my face

And some idiots will be climbing their neighbour fence to snap their cars and do whistle blowing for the corrupt APC.

victorvezx:
Shut up, ethnic bigot. They are talking about Nigerians carrying Guns to defend themselves and u automatically think they are igbos

Run away from my mentions

Farmerforlife:
<<And whoever fulfills that which he has promised to Allah, surely He shall bestow upon him a mighty reward.>> Surat alFath.

Hang in there. It becomes easy over time. I used to listen to music when studying, during sport training, sleeping, always the music is in the background. I stopped when I was told that it is prohibited. Later, I backslid when I travelled abroad for some time, I came back and stopped again. Now, I find music somewhat irritating, I can't bear being in a place where music is being played loudly. Just give it time, and fo not let the shaytan control you.

don't allow shaytan to use you. The moment you drop music you will become a fanatic and a zealot which can be dangerous for world peace

shimardoil:
fast for 3 days after breaking the promise but mind you continue to try your best not to listen to it.

Fast for fucking what? Do you know that religion can diminish you to the extent you will be no different from those arabs we see in Afghanistan and Syria wars

drakeli:
Na whaoo. You dey high on top Oshogbo weed when you made the promise ni? It's like saying you made a promise that you will refrain from eating food. We all know how that's possible abi?

Music is food. Food is music . Depending on what you listen to in music anyway. Well...nothing spoil sha. If na say na to God now you made such promise. I for say wahala dey o. But allah one Arabian deity like that. My guy, nothing do you. Carry on with yah music.

Guy chop knuckle because I'm sure Mohammed will dance to skelewu today if he is alive here.


Music is soul

Scammers

Nigerians can be stupid because they want Everyone to be daura cattle rearer

Imagine saying nothing and people are Liking it

A theif preaching to his fellow theives

Ishilove:
I didn't laugh because na you do yourself. You got a new job and instead of you to prepare, you went drinking, played PS, chatted with bae till the early hours of the morning. Smh.

I hope you are wiser now.

it happened in 08 after grad from school. It's one of those experience of yonder that you look back abd you find out that you acted silly

abusurv:
is
Inferiority complex of your religion makes you to attack other religions, Islam is the fastest growing religion in world no matter how much you and your likes try to wages media war on it it is still growing. I would like you to continue a day will come that I will take you up with historical evidence to show that you hold in esteem is..... I don't want to complete it

what fucking brought islam into this discuss?



Go and cure your ignorance with that your religion that promotes killing and terrorism

The kind of corruption happening in this government will make Dasuki to be Knighted as not being corrupt

Buhari the bribe giver

sarrki:
He mocked himself

He should tell us one useful thing he has done to help the masses in the Senate

Aside tweeting thrash

Seriously his job is to make laws and don't forget how he helped Osun people that were dying from hunger

omenkaLives:
You were making sense until you got to that point. Haba bros, it is good to be proud of your own and patriotic, but errrm, this thing wey you talk so, na near future tinz abi 400 years from now?

Education is the bedrock of civilisation- what are the standards of our schools compared to theirs? Is it food production? Population? Science and tech? Land mass? Oil? Solid minerals? Military might? What exactly can we "harness" to make us have "more influence" than them?

I am, i believe, the biggest fan of my dear country but at the same time, i like telling myself the truth oo..

.You are from the north where education is relegated to the background but you ve never taken it upon yourself to call upon your elite to invest in education because your youths are fading daily and becoming more ignorant.


You want the better south to call out your elite because you are either ashamed or you benefit from the illiteracy scourge in your region.



The igbos you malign today has a *2 of graduates the whole 19 northern states has produced. Look inward or else your children will have to travel miles to make friends with the educated South

Another story to keep zombies busy in the mosque today

project8:
especially kano and kaduna

who takes those bunch that are blinded by religion serious

madridguy:
If you Reno can run your mouth like spoilt tap in the street of Kano, Kaduna, Agege/Alabarago, Lagos even with security against Sai Baba a good prize awaits you.

Remove Lagos there. If you want to know how people hate Buhari just start up a conversation in a bus with


Buhari shouldn't come back

Osoko movement. This one wiil add more pains to that lig prostrate in London

Phunkyposh:
kikikikikikiki..................thanks for making me laugh hard

Why are people laughing at those days i experienced low in my life

adakoleagbenu:
Guy.... I don read this post somewhere.... E funny die

i used my alternate to post it fedayeen

Chidizman:
Chai!!! I haf died
Easily the best story I v ever seen on Nairaland. You'd make a gud comedian bro. Thumbs up
Wish I could give you an award for this. Thanks for making me laugh after a long day!

All these awards you people are always sharing


I love being happy biko

obinoral1179:
thanks for making me to laugh...

You welcome

I was fired the first day i started work I was staying in Bucknor close to Jakande Estate then.


The job was a Reservation and Ticketing job. Should i call him my boss buut all the same he needed a lady for the job but when i called him he thought i was a lady because I've got this voicee that you will always think its a female. When i got to his office after speaking with him on phone he was so eager to meet me until when i showed face with those Job seekers tie of the early 2000s His countenance changed and he didn't believed i was the one that spoke with him.

He reluctantly did interview for me and asked me to resume by 7:30am the next day.


When i got home i rejoiced with my cousin i was squatting with and we went to drink Beer as celebration for a new job. We drank and came back by 10pm then we started gisting and playing PES till 1am. I slept in the couch then set my fone to talk with bae by 3am so that we can do midnight call then i ll start preparing by 5am. Got up wen alarm went off by 3am then started gisting bae till 4:30. Was a little bit weak then now said lemme sleep small



For sleeping small i woke up by 7:45am. I rushed into the bathroom came out dress up, prayed for world clock to stand still for me but God was attending to early risers then
If you know Bucknor in 2006/08 you will know that getting bike is a challenge so i trekked out from my close to Bucknor road. Got a bike to Jakande gate and it was 8:15 then. Took another bike to Isolo cos my new office was at airport road. Got to the place by Close to 9:15.


When i got in i met the MD, i composed myself and told him that Armed robbers robbed us in my compound yesterday that they SHot my neighbour so we ve been in the station since around 5am that I've been trying to reach him.


The man just loiked at me and said GET OUT FROM MY OFFICE, i tried begging the next thing he called security. I just jejely go outside take the next bus going to Toyota. Came down cross over and enter Ladipo to continue hustle with my cousin since Devil did Overtime with my destiny that day


Cc ishilove nursennenny pwettychika wiseandtrue don't laugh at me

EDSONSMITH:
Oga Lets condemn how James Ibori was received like a hero in delta State

And gloss over naming a Stadium Sani Abacha

obiageIi:
Have you guys ever sat down to think of the security implications should buhari resign? You guys don't know what type of country this is and the hawks flying around

Go to the kitchen with such nonsense thought process

EDSONSMITH:
op the last time I checked some people from certain part of the country were busy protesting against this administration for going after people like Lamido, Dasuki, metuh, FFK, Saraki , mama Peace, Mrs. Madueke and co, you can fool some people some times but you can't fool all people all the time, your hate for north will give you HBP.

let's condemn what they did in Kano