afroniger:
This op must be very jobless. I am a well known athiest on this forum, but that aside, aren't Easter and Christmas Christian holidays that we are all forced to and subjected to observe? Left to me the government should ban all these useless unproductive days. You people are all fanatics that want to dominate each other and the rest of us.

The Muslim holiday of Id el fitri, Mauloud and Kabir gives a balancing to Christian Easter, Xmas and Good Friday

czarina:
If he's Ibo no biggie! Na their way be that Check my siggie

Is it bad?

Evaberry:
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I love this man..

he's very sharp and has calculated everything.

Once that 200k comes at the ending of the month, he will give 20k to his wife, give some to chioma, give to bukky, and also to sakinatu. He will enter that ashawo quarter.

He will visit Mama K bar, eat fish, and buy drinks

He's happy, Mama K is happy, Chioma and her sisters in the ministry are also happy. at the end of the month everyone goes home happy.

His present 50k Job is not enough to do all this so he needs an upgrade

Your comments always sound like a nursery rhymes

omenka:
Since Jonathan lost the election, they've been doing this.

What exactly are the results the protests have produced?

One marches for this and that and the next day they are busted for selling narcotics.

Bumbling terrorists.

How much did you help your people displaced by flood? You are running around Igbo thread while Fulani herdsmen and Flood has turned you to Nairaland refugee

Mynd44:
Please keep the protests free of violence and dont break any laws, dont forget that some of you might be undocumented so if anyone refuses to join without a good reason, let the person be.

Other that those, please carry on.

Oga shut up and face your banning job

ritababe:


stop following me

Failed hairdresser that couldn't pass Jamb

pedrilo:
i have one currently, she releases saliva on my bed like a snail when she sleeps.
smelly saliva that is.
cnt wait for her to carry her kaya n go

tell her to grow up

Mine wasn't disgusting but i found out that helping him when he was stranded was my worst mistake.

I was in 300l and his money was stuck in All State Trust bank and he didn't have anywhere to stay as a fresher so i invited him in. I hate messing up my room because arranging it is a big problem so instead of sleeping on my bed i will sleep on my rug. I only enjoy my foam when bae is around so my foam still looks new and i hate cooking because i don't like the smell of foodstuffs then and i see those things as things dat invite roaches and rodents which I'm so scared of.


When my friend came, everything changed. He started cooking and changing the colour of my rug which was sky blue and also he can snore for Africa and he uses this 3T perfume then that smells like balila. You can imagine body odour mixed with such perfume.

I was relived when my name came out to go do Supervisor work in Jos for 2006 census. When i came back from there, i met a girl who welcomed me to my home like one of those bride sent from the village to marry Teacher Chike. I found out she was my roomie gf. I kept quiet and acted as if nothing but what got me mad was that my roomie was now planning the three of us to sleep in the same room. I kindly left them that night and went to stay with my guy. The next day i called him and asked him to leave but he started pleading and begging. I allowed him but i vowed I'm not spending my nyt in that house again. I had to move in wit a friend and started squatting while i have a room.


Six months later my room expired and the landlady called me to come and renew my rent but i told him that boy will pay but she said NO that she loves my company than that guy that she can't allow the boy to stay. I had to go there meet the boy and i saw that the gf was pregnant for him and my beautiful mattress and rug can't even fit for a Pig to stay.

The mattress has this big hole at the centre to show that they were only doing missionary style on my bed. I jux told d guy to wash my rug and keep for me. I moved my home applances to the room i rented. The guy washed my rug and left it for theives to steal it.


This got me mad and i allowed Odin to fall on them both that they had to leave school for me until they did restitution

seunmsg:


Impunity is why we are where we are today. If he was validly Invited, we should encourage him to appear before the committee and clear his name. Urging him to disregard the summons of the National assembly is very bad.

Buhari refused to attend Oputa panel so shut up

Truckpusher:
I pity the man that will take you to his house and make you his wife. Honestly.

You really said my mind. She is the dumbest Nairalander presently

onstelly:
Really

where have u been for long

nursennenny:
thanks a lot . will surely do more

How come you are using your alternate for this beautiful piece? Did you later come

mu2sa2:
Blessed are thou hijab as the Almighty does nothing in vain.

Same hijab is used here for adultery and mass murder.



Paradoxes of Islam

NwaAmaikpe:


Ever wondered why Hijab girls are so good at doggy style

Thank me later

They are the best

Imagine Lai Mohammed disguised as Agbero for Oshodi and boys now find out

Ladiesdream:
when i call and she says she is feeling sleepy may 10pm then you say good night but you see her online from may be 11pm to 1am frequently

she is cheating. Is she really your wife

hot1sauce:
Hey Shush U Gutter & Stop cryin, obviously u didnet my point. Ppl pay much more than 8500 and go through worse! I've been on a journey from where to where I won't say because it makes no diff/ if we r honest they r all the same and its either I got to my destination late, I.e. Morning journey turned into overnight journey, there was delay, the bus broke down at one remote place or the other- I am grateful to God inspite all of this that my life has never been compromised despite the money I've prted with. If u can't get what I'm saying I don't mind being a big fool- u r a no hoper as ur failure to reason means that u can never learn from such a bad exp and instead of going forward will forever continue to go back mtchew

Shut up and stop advertising your stupidity. You paid to get the best service and if the company defaults then it's liable. Such a gullible fellow

Oduok:
I am sure he will come back to clarify himself. I believe what he mearnt was that he chose to pursue passion in music than pursuing 2million naira monthly offer by slumberger. Being an intern he saw how his boss' marriage crashed despite the wealth. It boils down to what you have passion for. I must say he is lucky because he pursued his passion in music and made it - others miss both. I can remember in 2014 during my six months undergraduate internship in an oil company (a multi-national). Despite all the money people made there I was never motivated. My passion was completing my degree and commencing lecturing. So towards my sixth month, my boss asked that my stay be extended. That I should shuttle between school and the company. That would have been an opportunity to work towards a career there but I rejected the offer. Going back to school, I missed the First Class and missed the lecturing. But the passion is still here. Ask me what i'm doing now? - Teaching in a private secondary school.

Your village people are damn powerful

hot1sauce:
The OP says that she is writing this with anger.... I hope u don't believe that ur the onli one who has had this experience... Thank God at least that u can even be what of those that were ambushed, kidnapped or killed if not apprehend by ritualists armed robber etc. And they probably didn't even pay up to 8500 to enter night bus Kmt

shut up your mouth. You are a Big Fool for this comment. Why should i pay 8500 and i can't get to my destination because a company refused to maintain their bus.

Sansa143:
From my own xperience,bonnyway!U will neva regret it!They use good n new cars n don't go close to Young shall grow or die sef n one oda yeye one called first tarzan!

First Tarzan is the worst

davidif:


Please translate in English.

Translate what

LexngtonSteele:
Kai. ..Aba Jews and crime are like bread + butter

Say NO to rape...May the culprits suffer for life

My this idiot moving in your life remain permanent forever.

Btw the rapist was a Yoruba

MalcoImX:
It's the current thing. Kanu represents the bad Igbo. The thread was about Buhari and Onu, and the only way to get back at iPoBians is to show Kanu's (their little god) folly whenever they start their abusing.
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See how you truly rep Nnamdi by his signature tune, by abuse as your conclusion.

If i have time to reply every idiot that thinks Kanu is his problem then i might take NL as a full time job

MalcoImX:

How can I be silenced when I know I stand on a higher ground. I was attending to some other issues.
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I no be Kanu wey dey change goalpost anyhow.
Kanu before Buhari arrived: 'We'll destroy the zoo.'
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Kanu after Buhari arrived: 'iPoB is nonviolent, Buhari should convince me with superior argument.'

The way you were decimated on your own thread and now you have to start shouting Kanu to gain appeal.



Buhari is an Idiot

Mrrationalshop1:

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Done
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RationalTV..com

Nonsense. Because Alhassan said she will support Atiku that's why you tried to do this nonsense blogging trying to rope them into baseless allegation.


May that Chibok girls condition befall you for trying to use them to lie

Atiku is a better Candidate than all the urchins rallying from the North for presidency

eleojo23:


You should know that there are a lot of younglings here.

seriously i felt shallow exchanging words with him. He can't stand my sister i trained through school talk more of opening his mouth if he sees me. Anonymous personality of NL gives a lot of kids the leeway to talk down on people they might work under tomorrow

OldBeer:

Bye Grandpa.
Hediot!

Thanks

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Re: A Massive Cry For Help by OldBeer: 12:53pm On Nov 13, 2016
@ElsonMorali, thank you for the tips, it could not have come at a better time. I'm done with school and waiting for service. Will turn this period into my alone time. Thanks again.



@Efemena_Xy, I appreciate your suggestion. Will have to pass on it though. My dad has been complaining that I look like a skeleton, thanks to the rigors of school. I doubt he would allow me go join the army.
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OldBeer:
Not as unfortunate as you who thinks its ok to get married and bring bastards into the world on a 35k salary.

You are a Skeleton going for NYSC and you ve never fend for yourself.



Imagine the idiot exchanging word with me , An NYSC i did when you were still in SS2 ten years ago. You ve gotten your fame now walk