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Science/TechnologyRe: What Do You Call This Bird by Numerouno94(m): 12:27pm On Dec 02, 2025
This ur moto na real korope oo. Bad guy. grin grin
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Breaks World Record For Most Assists In Football History by Numerouno94(m): 11:16am On Nov 30, 2025
Almiron where have u been? U enta Canada kun 4get ur boys. Btw, tell ur fellow Canadian boys @ Vancouver that Inter Miama has got the cup so make them just rest. grin grin

Hope u cool bro.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Breaks World Record For Most Assists In Football History by Numerouno94(m): 11:06am On Nov 30, 2025
Messi the total package.
Trophy number 47, Assist number 405, Goals number 896 ( 4 more goals to reach 900 career goals.
A player wit almost 900 career goals and still the has the highest assist at 405. If this is not insane then I wonder wat it is.

As for pendu fans, remember Messi has just clinched his 47 career trophy. cheesy

PoliticsRe: Wajiroko Terrorists Ambush: Brigade Commander Led Troops Back To Base by Numerouno94(m): 12:24am On Nov 17, 2025
buygala:
Ok

Welcome back, Oga Brigadier....

When next you are going into Combat, help us carry with you star boy Lieutenant Yarima...Let him replace our heroes lost who fell fighting alongside you.

Just as he has done to Wike, he needs to also teach terrorists and bandits respect and dignity of the military

Lt Yarima has obviously shown his combat readiness with his recent exploit of excellent gatekeeping of private land in Abuja.
U will just kpai urself ontop Lt Yerima matter. Wike that was even involved must have moved on but a data boy like u is still having sleepless nights. HBP is on the prowl. If u kpai urself Wike no go send ur papa oo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (0 - 3) On 29th October 2025 by Numerouno94(m): 9:40pm On Oct 29, 2025
Fergie001 are u seeing wat ayam see soo? shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (0 - 3) On 29th October 2025 by Numerouno94(m): 9:39pm On Oct 29, 2025
Wow. Gud to be back.

Fergie001 ur boy is back. cool cool
SportsRe: 2025: Ousmane Dembele Wins The Ballon D'or (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 11:12pm On Sep 22, 2025
ScaMbappe right now. grin

SportsRe: 2025: Ousmane Dembele Wins The Ballon D'or (Photos) by Numerouno94(m):
Congratulations to Dembele. Next year our boy Yamal will likely clinch it if he remains consistent and humble. Mbappe aka scaMbappe see ur life? Pride goes b4 a fall.

Ojeemah
ThierryJay
Apoptosis
Doomsday
Fergie001
Angelfrost
Almiron
Peacecore
Dominique
And my other buddies abeg lets celebrate. grin grin scaMbappe to the mud. grin grin

BusinessRe: Top 12 Highest Paid CEOs In Nigeria In 2024 by Numerouno94(m): 8:56pm On Sep 20, 2025
Their cup of garri. 🥱🥱

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 20th September 2025 by Numerouno94(m): 6:56pm On Sep 20, 2025
fergie001:
My fever don go grin
Hahahahahahah. Miraculous recovery. grin grin

We are United 2day. Anything to make Chelshit cry is welcome.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 20th September 2025 by Numerouno94(m): 6:48pm On Sep 20, 2025
fergie001:
Nazgul prinsam30 ray07 doomsday let's call


obidientnaija wordson lamasta numeeouno94 angelfrost to come enjoy good football grin grin grin grin
I love 2day I swear. Fergie hope ur stronger 2day? No high fever 2day. grin grin

I love it wen Chelshit is being raped. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Seen Driving A Cyber Truck By Elon Musk ! (video) by Numerouno94(m): 10:00pm On Sep 18, 2025
Apcshit:
This guy should learn to dress properly, away with all the singlets
I'll rather wear singlets and drive a cyber truck than to wear suits and tie and be driving in poverty.
SportsRe: Spain Threatens To Boycott 2026 World Cup If Isreal Qualifies by Numerouno94(m): 5:54pm On Sep 18, 2025
Commentor:
You'll understand too.

Even Charlie Kirk knows the Republican youths have no interest in Israel.

Politicians have been receiving money from Israel's AIPAC, that's the only reason they are reluctant.
Their base is becoming agitated.
The truth is without the support of the US the recognition of Palestine state by some European countries won't stand. Trump will never let such come to fruition.
SportsRe: Spain Threatens To Boycott 2026 World Cup If Isreal Qualifies by Numerouno94(m): 5:51pm On Sep 18, 2025
SpatialKing:
The current Spain team can't even win the world cup... A team like Brazil, Croatia, France, Netherlands, Morocco will easily knock them out..
Exactly. So Spain can shove their world cup boycott in their ass.
SportsRe: Spain Threatens To Boycott 2026 World Cup If Isreal Qualifies by Numerouno94(m):
Commentor:
UK plans to recognise a Palestinian state next week.

Make Israel dey play.
Anything US no agree to na waste of time. Make una dey play.
SportsRe: Spain Threatens To Boycott 2026 World Cup If Isreal Qualifies by Numerouno94(m): 5:44pm On Sep 18, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
They shouldn't try such Nonsense, except they want to pave way for PENDU to clinch that trophy. Inconsequential countries can quit but not Spain, Germany, Holland, Italy, Uruguay, Argentina, Brazil, and Morocco.
Pendu must not take Bronze, not to talk of Silver.
With or without stupid Spain Pendu will never smell the finals self grin grin.
SportsRe: Messi Was Just Successful But Was A Flop! by Numerouno94(m): 9:19am On Sep 17, 2025
Op just rest. See as u dey confuse and embarrass urself? English na ur mate cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Caught Masturbating On The Streets Of Jabi Lake, Abuja by Numerouno94(m): 3:43pm On Sep 16, 2025
Which crime did he commit?

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
FamilyRe: Mother And Daughter Reveal They Are Both Expecting Babies By The Same Man by Numerouno94(m): 12:31pm On Sep 12, 2025
Just wen u tink u'v seen it all..........



This is grossly disgusting.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Recounts How He Audaciously Landed A Job In A Government House. by Numerouno94(m): 12:23pm On Sep 12, 2025
That was then, try it now if security personnel no blast ur head comot. grin grin
SportsRe: Sometimes I Want To Quit’ Says Troubled Man Utd Boss Amorim by Numerouno94(m): 1:42am On Aug 30, 2025
Angelfrost:
Yeah... And the next man after him, and the next...!

Hiring and Sacking FC! grin


You fans have very weird and ridiculous expectations from a club that finished bottom and narrowly escaped relegation last season.


If you finish 10th this season, just accept it as a good improvement.
United fans love using the managers as a scapegoat while ignoring the lackadaisical attitude of the players. Since Ferguson retired only them don sack about 8 to 9 managers yet no improvement. And their sense no tell them say the problem is beyond the coach but deeply rooted in the teams Ideology. All the players and board members needs to go and a new set of players should be brought in with proper mentality and ideology. Till then they will keep on sacking managers.
SportsRe: Sometimes I Want To Quit’ Says Troubled Man Utd Boss Amorim by Numerouno94(m): 1:33am On Aug 30, 2025
fergie001:
This is because coaches and players don't do jail term otherwise una for Sabi something.

Rubbish people, you will be sacked before December, that one Na sure odd.
HahahahahA. Fergie my man. grin grin
SportsRe: Sometimes I Want To Quit’ Says Troubled Man Utd Boss Amorim by Numerouno94(m): 1:32am On Aug 30, 2025
yemmight:
The guy just dey talk anyhow. They have given a young man coaching opportunity and he is messing up.
U guys at United are always blaming the managers, wat about the lazy players too?. How many managers don come and go since Ferguson retired? That is to tell u that United's problem is deeper, the manager shouldn't be made the scapegoat.
SportsRe: Messi Player Who Helped Me Most In My Career – Mourinho by Numerouno94(m): 11:28pm On Aug 29, 2025
OJEEMAH:
You are right on time my bro. Newcastle press Isak neck for sand🤣🤣 me and Almiron de clear road wait for you and Numerouno94😊
Boss OJ, my wedding is coming up next week. On the 5th and 6th of September. Make una support una boy oo. Marriage nor easy. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Grimsby Town Vs Manchester United 2(12 - 11)2 On 27th August 2025 by Numerouno94(m): 8:02pm On Aug 28, 2025
Angelfrost:
Honestly, United go seriously suffer this season! grin

Amorim won't finish this season, the way things dey go.

Village people seriously dey on top that club matter. grin
I swear Prof. United go battle relegation die. I can't wait to see Fergie001 watching champion. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Grimsby Town Vs Manchester United 2(12 - 11)2 On 27th August 2025 by Numerouno94(m): 9:36pm On Aug 27, 2025
Fergie001 wetin I dey see? shocked shocked
Angelfrost pls come and see wonders ooo. grin grin
SportsRe: Messi Player Who Helped Me Most In My Career – Mourinho by Numerouno94(m): 11:05am On Aug 26, 2025
Almiron:
They're fine, thanks for asking brother
Ur welcome boss. If I sell my push and start I go add money join una tooo. grin grin

SportsRe: Messi Player Who Helped Me Most In My Career – Mourinho by Numerouno94(m): 11:03am On Aug 26, 2025
ThierryJay:
Number one thanks for tagging me o. Be like I don come late to the party grin.

Our gallant comrades Ojeemah and Almiron don jump ship no time grin grin Eze and Isak dey learn work for their side lol.

Baba G go run our own package too amen.
Amen oo my big boss Jay. Baba God go do our own too. We self go japa join them grin grin

How the family boss?

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