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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Numerouno94(m): 4:25pm On Sep 06
goslowgoslow:

Lmao 😂🤣 the guy don run, you go get answer by year 2092..!

LoL.grin

Most Penaldogs and ekuke I no even know which one get sense pass. I for compare them to my Chihuahua but that would b an insult to my dear dog.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores His 900th Career Goal by Numerouno94(m): 12:54am On Sep 06
elganzar:
The way Messi lost relevance after he left Barca_ made me appreciate this guy more. A motivation to everyone that hardwork pays.

Na low budget yahoo boys dey support Messi_ and they don't even know why☻️

Dude is also the most followed person on social media in the world

Do u watch football at all? Or u jux follow LiveScores or u jux a penduist.?

Now lemme help ur ignorance;
Outside Barca, Messi won the world cup trophy and the golden ball which is the most important cup in the history of football.

Outside Barca Messi won his 7th and 8th Balon d'or.

Outside Barca Messi gave Inter Miami their first ever trophy in the history of the club.

Now pls tell me wat has Pendu won outside Madrid? Pls I need an urgent answer because I want to learn.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: If Churches Preach Hard Work Over Prosperity, Nigeria Can Rise Again by Numerouno94(m): 10:30pm On Aug 11
Mankind2024:
*JASON'S LAW OF CORRUPTION*

*Nigerians* are roughly bifurcated into two: the *ruling wicked; and the waiting wicked.*

On June 13, 1988, *Pini Jason Onyegbaduo (1948 - 2013),* a popular Nigerian columnist, propounded a *"Hypothesis Of Corruption."*

The hypothesis was intellectually articulated in the now, defunct *THISWEEK News-Magazine.*

But unknown to *Pini Jason,* he had developed what would become known as the *"Jason's Law Of Corruption."*

The *"Law"* would subsequently help explain the unimaginable acts of corruption being perpetrated by *Nigerians; and Africans* in *Leadership* positions.

In a nutshell, *Jason's Law Of Corruption* states:
"The decibel of an average *Nigerian's public outcry is directly proportional to his distance from the opportunity to do exactly what he condemns."*

*Jason's Law* further states:
*"The difference between many a vociferous, sanctimonious and pontificating Nigerian and the villainous, itchy-fingered kleptomaniac is probably the absence of the opportunity to steal."*

*Jason's Law* concludes:
"In all probability, should the opportunity occur, *yesterday's moral Crusader, is more likely to crumble and disappear under the weight of Corruption."*

Explained in simple terms, *Jason's Law* maintains that the
farther the distance between a *Nigerian (African) and power-authority position, the higher the noise he makes against acts of corruption; the nearer he is to the position, the lesser the noise he makes.*
*...and When in the Position, the noise Ceases completely.*

Suffice to say that *Jason's* corruption hypothesis has never *failed* the test when applied in the analysis of the *bizarre behavior of Nigerians; and Africans in power.*
It is in this light that the hypothesis has been appropriately upgraded to the status of a *"Law Of Corruption."*

Therefore, whenever you are confronted with issues of *Corruption* in relation to erstwhile trusted *Nigerian; and African* individuals, who betrayed the *trust* reposed in them when elevated to positions of *Power and Authority,* always remember *"JASON'S LAW OF CORRUPTION."*
This is very simple *Fact* for anybody to understand.

#copied.
wow!! Tanx for sharing.
Sports / Re: Paris2024: Rene Wakama is the Best Women's Basketball Coach by Numerouno94(m): 9:10pm On Aug 11
Nonexisting1:
Is that a woman's knee? Eeewww

That's a tattoo gaddam it. And that's Kalu, one of the word best female basketball player, so give her some respect.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Eliminate At Least 19 Islamic Jihad Terrorists In A Single Strike (Photo) by Numerouno94(m): 1:07am On Aug 11
With the rate Israel has bn granting those terrorists free passage to Al Jannah, I sincerely do hope they won't run out of their sweet 72 virgins. Make their sweet 72 virgins no finish ooo because more terrorists re still being expected to b granted free passage.gringrin

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Take Protests To Mansions Of Politicians by Numerouno94(m): 9:07pm On Aug 07
Amehoswald abeg come see something.gringrin
Politics / Re: We Were Promised N5000 To Demonstrate Against Protesters - Tinubu Protesters by Numerouno94(m): 10:39pm On Aug 01
Angelfrost:
This is not news...!

Only a daft person will claim not to know that this government doled out ridiculous sums of money to dampen protests.


So much money wasted!

Funny enough, those in charge of the money clearly embezzled most of it!
Angelfrost one of Nairalands greatest writer. It's bn a while.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nancy Pelosi Endorses Kamala Harris For President by Numerouno94(m): 11:35pm On Jul 22
Zxcvbnmghtr:


At least 9 African countries have had a female as their President. The United States is yet to have one. That is whites being miles ahead for you after how many donkey years of American democracy. undecided.

So having a female president is an achievement to u right? U guys re too funny.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 9:25pm On Jul 06
Peacecore:
Why I hate Penaldogs is that they also speak b4 thinking. Who's discussing money here and by the way what do u mean by "things that are achievable? Is WC trophy not achievable?

Are u surprised? The werey even said Ronaldo is the richest footballer. Wondering the yardstick he used to arrive at such fallacy.

We go continue to press their neck.grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 9:21pm On Jul 06
obonujoker:


Who be Jokerman?
Wanna deny ur alternate?grin
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 9:19pm On Jul 06
obonujoker:


From the bench. We are Ok

And u tink ur Pendu will agree to b a bench warmer?
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 9:18pm On Jul 06
Peacecore:
This new name should be launched properly angry

Kikikikiki my boss peacecore it's bn a while. Crynaldo na the latest name now.grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 9:16pm On Jul 06
iLegendd:
More like saying "an impotent man with two wives = 1 child."

Ronaldo has tried sha. Though, Portugal came third place in 1966 in the World Cup, but in Ronaldo's era, they never smelt 3rd place again. That's to say his era was bad for his country, but good for his clubs. I like Ronaldo, but his fans are too aggressive.

I can now start supporting Portugal so they can be as great as they were in 1966.

Exactly boss. Honestly, i have absolutely nothing against Pendugrin. It's unfortunate that his fans and family members especially his sister are vile and toxic. But on a second note, Pendu seems to enjoys the toxicity of his fans and sister, because his notoriously known for fueling certain jab against Messi and his perceived enemy my adding "factos!!" to any jab at Messi.

So happy Messi won the world cup. Ever since, people like Obembet has gone into obliviongrin.

Portugal has one of the most dangerous squad but Pendu is busy distracting them because of his own selfish ambition. Last last na cry him carry reach house.grin

We Messi fc will continue to troll shege banza out of his fans till they decides to take sniper.gringrin

May God continue to bless Messi and his fans. Amen.gringrin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 4:52pm On Jul 06
adioolayi:


Keep quiet...

Messi fans are feasting

grin grin grin
Exactly. grin
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 4:50pm On Jul 06
obonujoker:
No matter what Una say.

We are going to WC 2026, even if na reduced minutes.

Portugal fans are not angry, Coach is not angry.

But Debate is over people😂, carry Ronaldo for head
U want Ronaldo to go and disgrace himself more @2026 world cup. Apparently, u don't like ur man.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 4:47pm On Jul 06
obonujoker:
Lol...

He has won it before.

Nothing to troll about.

Is that u Jokerman? I want check something grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 4:40pm On Jul 06
Ade1177:
Truth be told

Even as a Ronaldo Fan

This is not the Ronaldo we grew up to love
Ronaldo can't even make simple passes anymore
It's fine

Because he is getting old
Even Ronaldinho will also struggle currently doesn't mean they were not the best in the past

Saudi Arabia is not a good league most of the players there are playing rubbish and sometimes the lesser teams I think they just allow him score sometimes with the horrendous keepers always letting goals in

He struggled badly in united but he was still angry
Now against elite opposition he is a shadow of himself


Ronaldo used to be better than Haaland and Mbappe put together

But currently he should do the honorable thing and accept Age

Or atleast allow others play while he relax

He is still the only one compared with Messi
He has nothing else to prove

Unless you didn't watch the matches
He was just like a lower version of lukaku in all the matches


That is not the Ronaldo we grew up to know

Factos!!

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 4:34pm On Jul 06
Almiron:
L

Cooking all weekend, we are eating good Messifc
What a time to be alive to celebrate penado's d00m

Gbam!! grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 4:34pm On Jul 06
ThierryJay:
Both their Idolo and the baby wey hin bathe ghosted that match and have been complete ghosts throughout this tournament.

Meanwhile, baby wey the GOAT bathe dey shine and break tournament records anyhow.

Choose person wey go bathe your baby well o.

Kikikikikikikigringrin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 4:32pm On Jul 06
Martinez39s:
"Two Euros equal one World Cup" in the mud. grin

Exactly bro. Imagine such nauseating statement. Anyways all that is in the mud now.grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Numerouno94(m): 3:56pm On Jul 06
Crynaldo. grin grin Anyways, thank God for France, else fraudnaldians no for allow person rest. Some deluded fanboys were even saying two Euros equals one world cup. Penaldogs and mumuism. All that in the mud now.kikikikigrin

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Sports / Re: Just Cashed Out 55,000 Naira After The First 4 Draws Entered by Numerouno94(m): 8:03am On Jul 06
guobe:
Sent
wow. Tanx big boss. God bless u gr8ly.

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Sports / Re: Just Cashed Out 55,000 Naira After The First 4 Draws Entered by Numerouno94(m): 11:14pm On Jul 05
Congrats boss.

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Sports / Re: Rivers United Appoint Finidi George As Technical Manager by Numerouno94(m): 11:06pm On Jul 03
Ceenachi:
That's where he is fit not national team that needs to compete with international players outside

He should go n learn work properly,he is a big player in his playing day but politics put him in that position as the coach of the super eagles n it was obvious the job was bigger than him

I wish him best of luck

I get ur point, but wat has all the so called "big foreign managers with wealth of experience" done so far as regards the Eagles?
Properties / Re: Lady Cries Because His Brother Did Not Build House She Sent Money For 15 Year by Numerouno94(m): 5:18pm On Jul 03
shortgun:
What exactly will she gain by rolling in the mud
Someone was duped virtually all her life savings nd u typ this shit? Nairaland get stupid users sha.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Offer Hojlund Plus Cash For Osimhen by Numerouno94(m): 2:17pm On Jul 01
DiskJokeyManic:


If a coach can com out to say such Abt his player,,, den he is not a professional at all....how many times do u see dis European coaches com out to openly criticize a player?....

Finidi George must first apologize to him befor he does desame....

And Abt u wishing him to go and play for relegated teams,,,,, even wit dat,,, him go still get money pass u,,,, ur generations and even the ones unborn...... Y not channel dat energy into hustling bro instead of praying for someone dar wil be better Dan u in dis life and de next downfall??
Some of u dnt read outside nairaland; a platform that is known for posting stale nd incomplete repotage. Finide has so many a times debunked the rumore nd has reached out personally to Osimhen. It was clear Osimhen reacted to a fake news. But if u still doubt Finide then show us a video as proof that Finide actually denigrated Osimhen. He even insulted Nigerians in his outburst yet u lots keep holding brief for him.
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Ogohi Is Dead (Former Chief Of Defence Staff Dies) by Numerouno94(m): 9:31pm On Jun 30
Jamiubond009:
Guy was tidying KSU chics back then
U SABI THE MAN WELLA.

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From The Burial Of Mr Ibu (John Okafor) by Numerouno94(m): 9:56pm On Jun 28
MICHEALADEX:
2 major burials not aki and pawpaw in sight
U MEAN OSITA IHEME AKA PAWPAW WAS NOT IN THE BURIAL? COME ON; THEY ACTED SO MANY LEGENDARY COMIC MOVIES 2GEDA LIKE MR IBU, NICHODEMUS ETCETERA.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Intel Indicates War Between Israel And Hezbollah Inching Closer by Numerouno94(m): 9:28pm On Jun 27
Seems Israels treatment of Hamas terrorists in Gaza has not bn a food for taught for Hezbolah. I no wan hear i stand wit Hezbolah protest oo.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Officials Invade Hotel In Lagos, Slap Manager (Video) by Numerouno94(m): 7:21pm On Jun 27
@Dazzlingd see wat i was trying to point out in our last convo. An average Nigerian is desperately wicked.

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Crime / Re: Alleged Rape: Pastor Benjamin Egbaji Arrested In Benin Republic, Chained To Bed by Numerouno94(m): 3:26pm On Jun 26
dazzlingd:
They should give him the beatings of his life.
I hate pastors. When I hear the word pastor, all I think is fraudster, hypocrite, liars and con artists.
RE U ANY DIFFERENT? OUR POLITICIANS, PASTORS, IMAMS, CELEBRITIES, ETCETERA RE D REFLECTION OF THE SOCIETY. An AVERAGE NIGERIAN IS EVIL. IN A NUTSHELL UR NOT A SAINT EITHER.

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Sports / Re: Sergio Ramos: Messi Names Player Who Made Him ‘most Angry’ In His Career by Numerouno94(m): 6:19pm On Jun 22
Pootle:
the worst football fraud was the last world cup someday and inquest will unravel all that happen
STILL CRYING? THE PAIN MUST B DEEP.

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