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STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER:...Yes!
STUDENT:...How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER:...I don't know.
STUDENT:...It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER:...Ok, ask.
STUDENT:...How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER:...It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT:...No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
TEACHER:...Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT:...Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER:...The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT:...No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER:...Are you kidding me?
STUDENT:...No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER:...Ok!
STUDENT:...If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER:...There's no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT:.....No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion's birthday
party....
TEACHER...i have my own question,if all the
students come to
school except one person, who is the
person..
STUDENT...No idea sir..
TEACHER...its u because you are on two
weeks suspension. One word for them pls 1 Like 1 Share |
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