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diablos:


Hahahahahaha...see diz IDP wit hunger issues... Don't tell me all diz while uve been venting ur aggression it's been all over amala and garri...chai!!! boko haram and recession see wat uve done 2 diz almajiri o Chai!!!

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The Osu is back with his characteristic emptiness.

What is being compared is the IQ of the inanimates with that of Osu who keeps denying his identity without being able to explain where the difference lies between where he is running away from and where is trying to hide.

valarinz:


Not totally saying there are no greedy dealers but, in this scenario, what you described as "well maintained" 90% of the times turns out to have issue that will require hundreds of thousands to fix before resales, and you can imagine if he didn't buy it for the 800k, where will the profit come from.

Almost all naija car users /sellers lie to dealers about issues on their cars, all will claim is sound and perfect, sadly, no matter how good you are at checking for faults, some faults will only manifest after a long drive and by then you've already bought, I'm speaking from experience, so I always assume and prepare for the worst when buying these cars from users, so I'll definitely not be buying at a high price, so Ill be abLe to fix whatever issue comes up and still be able to sell at a profit

He sold the car (not to a dealer) about three weeks ago at N1.07m.

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diablos:
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This mumuboy again...am nt igbo u diz almajiri wit peanut brain Like seriously...

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Sharrap and stop denying your identity.

What exactly is the difference between a plate of amala and a cup of garri in terms of intelligence?

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diablos:
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Did ur Daura President in chief aka Skinny vegetable not forge his certificate It amazes me hw u won't admit a simple truth... Something d whole world knows oya look down u diz mumu boy...ahahahahaha

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Rather than hiding his face in shame, the Osu is coming up with craps that educated and enlightened human beings have attempted without success.

Forgery?

Hahahahahahahahaha. The educated Osu needs to look up the meaning of words before finally embarrassing whatsoever is left in that sk_ull.

I know all the "educated" Osus have been programmed to always sing "Buhari show us your certificate". Small fry, not disappointed. The program writer really did a wonderful job.

kingzizzy:


You dont answer a question with another question. Im asking, what is the North contributing to tax revenues of the federeral Government?

After you have answered, I will tell you what the South contributes.

If cannot tell us what level of tax the North contributes to Nigeria, say you do not know.

By your question, you want to assume that the south contributes to tax and as such, you have to start by listing out how your hardwork has been generating revenue for the government where the North fails to do same. Pls, lead the way.

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diablos:
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Lol... Everybody knws an average almajiri muslim is a sex starved rapist who goes around looking for something to molest and rape. dats how u pple went to rape something in ile ife and got slaughtered in d dozens ...am sure after that butchering by d afonjas u pple finally received sense. Wat a disgrace of a race are d arewanistans d illiterate descendants of usman dan fodio..ahahahahahahaha

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And how does this crap rule out the fact that cases of rapes have assumed an intractable dimension in your places even by your men of god.

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diablos:
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Tah! Stop lying...the whole of Africa and d whole world knows where children are starving in nigeria. Everybody knws d idp camp that was bombed while almajiris were struggling for watery beans and d location where it happened. Devilish illiterate humans with backwards mentality running to d time of jesus christ. It really sucks 2 be from arewanistan .

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Same way the whole world is fully aware of the region with the highest rate of crime.

What obtains in your crime infested region is a case of dog eat dog, small fry.

Cannibalism, cultism, drug trafficking, human rituals, armed robbery, kidnapping, human trafficking etc.

Bunch of wicked souls where children murder parents for money, ego, Owo and kudi.

kingzizzy:


This is a simple question. What is the North contributing to the Tax coffer of CBN? Is something, say what is. If nothing, be bold and admit it.

And what is the South contributing please? Don't mention Lagos, cos tax generation in Lagos isn't the effort of education, it is purely the location.

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diablos:
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U mumu o is it my fault that a product of quota system cannot comprehend simple abbreviations? U should be ashamed of urslf... Even ur fellow hausa/fulani terrorist aka d dullard of nigeria who forged his waec n nepa bill certificates is nt as dull as u I keep wondering if its grey matter or leaves u have in ur brain ahahahahahahahaha

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Hehehe, really. I never knew when the social media finally adopted Aba made English.

Oh! You are even doubting what's in my head?
That feeling of emp.tiness in your h.ead isn't normal, small fry. It is a sign of br_ainl_essn_ess.

A good example is the concept of forging NEPA bill only conceived by brainless dudes.

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diablos:
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Mumu! Hw many times must i remind u am nt igbo Well suit urslf if it boosts ur ego as a deflated, inconsequential northern hausa/fulani almajiri Ur brothers do worse than that in bushes and villages marauding, slaughtering and raping whatever comes their way. Sex starved, hopeless children of usman dan fodio...allahu akbar bokoharam descendants ahahahahahahahha

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Desperately making efforts to sound intelligent

The Osu must just deny his identity just to score some cheap inconsequential points. Hehehehe.

Sex starved? Hahahahahahahahaha. Reports of rapes are speaking on the contrary, small fry.

Their model is yet to diffuse the sex scandal on his head.

Even their sex starved "most beautiful" recently educated the general public on how to quench sexual starvation with a fruits.

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kingzizzy:


There is a big problen with what you wrote. Before I get to it, I would like to say that it is incedible to to me as an Igbo man that one Northerner will breed so many many children, example is former VP Atiku Abubakar who married multiple wives and has 30 children. While Atiku is a billiinaire who can afford to take of his responsibilities, not all Northerners who bred as much kids as him are the same.

The North is far more imporverished than the South so who do they expect to cater for this ever increasing brood? The federal Government? With which resources? If their was no Oil money to fund certain things, would these Northerners be engaging in breeding more kids than they can afford?

Nobody is disputing that the North is strong in agriculture. They ensure that food scarcity is kept bay. But what do they really contribute to the federal coffers? How many farmers in the North pay tax from sale of their produce? What is the percentage of tax derived in the entire North (NW,NC,NE) compared to that derived in the South (SW,SE,SS)?


The truth is that the North have been a drain on the South for far too long and that is why they will hate anything about true federalism, resource control or even Biafra.

Unfortunately for the North, no paracitic relationship lasts forever. Eventually, things will have to change in Nigeria because although the South has carried the North for so long (with the tacit support of Yorubas), that is coming to an end

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The usual song.

If you ask him what the North has been draining, he will start making some funny sounds or "awa oyel" without telling us how the crude was created by "their" education.

Greed! Greed!! Greed!!!

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diablos:
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Mehn! Dude i knw ure nt used 2 social media and short abbreviations so i understand hw difficult it is 4 u to comprehend simple short forms for words but then hw can i blame u almajiris...poverty and famine up north has really made u dudes stiff n trapped from civilisation...it really sucks 2 be an almajiri

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Excuses! Excuses!! Excuses!!! And Social Media negates grammar rules, right? Osu must search for somewhere to place his pathetic situation.

diablos:


Lol...am nt an easterner u dumb mofo...but of course ur slow degenerating medulla thinks otherwise with all d poverty raping n degrading ur islamic terrorist brothers n sisters up north i can ascertain y u reason like a weasel See pictures below of hw starvation n kwashiorkor is killing ur siblings in arewanistan Allahu akbar....ahahahahabahahaha

Compare that with what the bearded coward caused. As usual, the osu always has issues with identity.

omenkaLives:
Add this one..

Thank you jawe.

diablos:


Anoda almajiri muslim seeking recognition...my friend get lost!!!

One of our "highly educated and advanced" creatures has just matcheted his own brother for what they worship -ego

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diablos:
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Like seriously? All diz epistles u jst typed n no point deduced Quota system is indeed terrible. U shud go back 2 primary schl n get tutored on comprehension and hw 2 summarize essays. Wen ure done wen can get back 2 where we stopped. Bt b4 then...

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Just imagine a write-up composed by a supposed product of Merit System. Hehehehe.

Illiterates hiding behind educated folks and be spewing saliva all over the places in the name of talking. Look at the culture of "advanced" creatures.

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diablos:
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I see my post pain u wella...which of my points hit ur medulla? D almajiri? Leprosy or polio issue cus i knw ure not hardened enuff for bokoharam

If u like u can ram my mentions wit ur average motorpark comments which add no value 2 d thread...d north will forever remain backward even in d next 50 decades...dats if bokoharam no finish una by then...Ahahahahhahaha

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Hahahahahahahahaha, the usual empty and inconsequential rants. The practitioners in all sorts of crimes ever known to mankind has something to say about backwardness. I foresee a region to be consumed in no too distant future by greed-propelled crime. You can keep living in self denial while awaiting for the d-day boy.

Just take a look at where "developed" creatures reside.

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diablos:
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Says an unrepentant islamic almajiri terrorist. Dubai and Malaysia are developed 2day bcuz they pay less priority to religion especially islam which they knw comes wit backwardness. Ask urslf y dubai and Malaysia which u jst named don't receive refugees frm muslim lands like iraq, syria, etc. The north has nothing to offer Nigeria xcept bokoharam, polio, almajiris and leprosy. U shud b ashamed of urslf

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While the South offers armed robbery, human rituals, cultism, human and drug trafficking, kidnapping, prostitution and any other social ills. Pls don't mention oil in addition cos that's natural deposit.

Dubai and Malaysia not paying priority to Islam? Hahahahahahahahaha, so even Islamic countries don't give priority to Islam again? Dey don come with their Aba made lies.
Very soon, they will start telling us that those countries are indeed christian countries.

Why are the names of our "educated" blodas not here? Just asking.

Cjrane2:


Population of the north is only "rising" on paper.

A true census is impossible in Nigeria since the sharing of Niger Delta oil resources is based on purported population size. Therefore, the north dominating the civil service etc, will ALWAYS cite huge bogus population figures to get a lion share of other peoples' resources.

Kathmandu:
Population Population can be blessing to the Chinese but it has been the reverse to the North today. Thomas Malthus gave a doomsday prediction about Britain then on their rising population but invariably he was talking to Northern Nigeria whose population is on a geometrical rise while basic amenities and infrastructure are growing arithmetically.

The Northern population if not checked will continue to place a burden on the scarce resources of the South. The problem is that the northern population has a 80% illiterate and dependency population which is mostly unskilled.



There should be birth control in the North and also the government and wealthy individuals should invest massively in education to nip the population catastrophe that's on the horizon

They are already disagreeing between themselves. .

One is of the view that the high population of the North is setting Nigeria backward while the other is saying the North is not actually very populous, both in the same camp.

Una go taya.

ItsMeAboki:


What myopic balderdash.
How did the postponement of the Miss World pageant in Abuja (in fact it was Kaduna not Abuja) held back or stopped development in your hell hole region?
How did opposition to the wanton display of near naked young female bodies in the north affect your progress?
What stupidity!

You can just imagine their desperation in spreading their well organised prostitution all over the places. If the North disagrees with hosting the so-called beauty pageantry despite its "potential benefits", how does that stop them (South) from "developing"?

If the North's relative educational backwardness is holding back the country, why can't they compensate with their progressive activities such as armed robbery, rituals, prostitution, drug and human trafficking, etc?

Yes, I said "relative" because it is not as if they are actually as educated as they are trying to sound since literacy in English is what they mostly refer to as education. Otherwise, what exactly has been their education-based contribution that has not been proportionately matched by Northerners? Is it engineering, medicine, law, accountancy, architecture that the North cannot provide sufficient number?

On population, you will see them bleating upandan when the results of the next population census is announced despite their submissions here.

What I do?
As the governor was wanting round.

Kathmandu:
Look at this cannon folder fodder that will be used for the E-war to come having the guts to quote me

English isn't compulsory.
Pidgin is allowed.

chukel:
that person selling probably wants to sell and buy another car. If he sells at the price u want, how do u expect him to make up the difference and buy tokunbo when that one is almost out of reach too. All I'm saying is the we should be considerate and not one sided in reasoning. The only example I will castigate is someone who bought a highlander for 2m, used for 3yrs, wants to sell because he is travelling out not because he wants to replace the car and pegs the price above 2m. That guy is wicked.

Been following your comments on this thread and I quite understand and agree with your analyses but this one doesn't just appeal to me.

A friend wanted to change his car (Toyota Corrola, 05), well maintained. He took it to the dealers. While the dealers where emphasising on the high forex on one hand for the new car he wanted to buy, same dealers were pricing his Corrola Sport for N800k on the account that he had bought it for about N1.5m and used same for about 3 yrs, on the other hand.

Actually, having used a car for that long, its value is expected to depreciate but in the wake of high exchange which is reflected on car prices, why shouldn't consideration be given to same prevailing exchange rate while pricing the registered car?

Meanwhile, a graded tokunbo of same brand hovered around N2.5m.

Yeeeebos, na dem.

gawu1:

No, he quite knew. The fact is that his role was based on sentiment but not drived by objectivity. They have ulterior motive for rejecting Magu's confirmnation. So everything surfacing about this his past dirt looks to him as if Magu issue must be behind it. It is a case of one conscience judging him.very soon, stories linking these certificate and Saraki car importation saga to Magu confirmation issue will to told.
Thus, mentioned of Magu EFCC is deliberate pre-emptiveness.

Sound logic. I agree with you bro.

seguno2:


Buhari is the one using diversionary tactics to make us forget about the massive looting under his administration that has led us into recession.

Just when you want to listen to their lines of wailing they prove to be more d.u.m.b than imagined, otherwise, what is this one saying?

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BERNIMOORE:
Now you can see how facts reduced you to one dimensional, I am a yoruba man, Omo Oodua Nimi Gidi gan gan, you cannot even attempt any of these facts presented because 'they were meant to be supressed' by the so called BMC crew even if the BMC crew carry fire on head here i will simple remove the fire and put it to the floor, i have saved these facts for future purposes so that objective readers will know that buhari robbed the nation 'by not possesing his SSCE result' thereby commiting obvious rape in the face of democracy. As you can see the members of the so called BMC cant attempts my correlated facts and evidence knocking Buhari qualification to shreds, if they can dare attempt my post one by one from page 5 let them counter and match it fact for fact evidence for evidence, the onle thing they will do is to insult and try to change the topic.
Goodmorning, anyway we all learn everyday!

Anyway its not personal

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Hahahahahaha! Land grabbers everywhere.

I repeat, go and say that to the marines.

Lies of this nature can only thrive on ladiobiafla where the likes of Ogbonna are the main news correspondents.

Again, the relevant electoral body had certified Bubu fit to vie for the office he presently occupies and there is nothing any hate-bred nitwits can do about it.

If you have issues with his certificate, go and challenge it in the court rather than spamming nl with all these Aba made "correlation" lacking in simple logic.

Even the Onikuje of kuje prison can only rant and nothing more.

The good and learned people of Nigeria are strongly behind Bubu and no amount of propaganda garnished with lies can stop Bubu from tracking down any corrupt official, whatever his/her status.

You can activate the programmed mode, "Buhari show us your certificate", at least the IB has left a good legacy in addition to "cheap rice".

I hate engaging in any interaction with unintelligent creatures.

Dude you are becoming boring and annoying.

Bye.

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BERNIMOORE:
No, another fraud came into the play, the judge Ademola was offered N500,000 at that time to back down and soft peddal, thereby compromising a judicial process which later haut Ademola himself

Kola Awodein paid the money to Justice Ademola in 2015 at the time the judge was presiding over the Buhari’s certificate case.

Agi had claimed to the DSS investigator that the sum of N500,000 paid to Justice Ademola http://punchng.com/buharis-lawyer-gave-justice-ademola-n500000/

thats saint Buhari, i hope this one is not old news, i will refresh you in detail how certificateless buhari is smuggled into power. while Dino is far far a saint beside bubu..

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I won't be surprised at what liepods believe these days. After all, they believe one Ogbonna who stated that the present occupant of Aso Rock is not Bubu but a different person on whom plastic surgery was carried out.

The good thing is that all these craps being posted here wouldn't in any way stop the process of governance from continuing as the more learned Nigerians can criticise Bubu for anything but certificate.

And it wouldn't stop corrupt politicians from being hacked, be it academic or financial corruption.

So, you can go on and on with your Aba made analysis, but Bubu is the president and anything may stop him being so but certificate.

Very unfortunate.

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BERNIMOORE:
first of all, Buhari Hired 14 SANS to Intimidate and frustrate the Case challenging 'service technicalties' And further frustrate the court through by refusing to enter 'the subject matter' of why he failed to posses his SSCE result,

LAI MOHAMMED was on the news on the other side warning that 'Disqualifying their candidate would spark fresh Violence inthe country' [/b]just because Buhari did not submit his SSCE certificate to the INEC, lets refresh you on the whole court proceedings


[b]Chronology of the Eligibility-suit which was originally filled in late january2015 and slated for mention/hearing on February 3rd



Buhari and Apc were adamant and refusing to aknowledge the orders, which shows they are heading for the consequencies of the judgement which will not help buhari in anywaywhatsoever, a sitting judge is a refferee and decides the proceedings in the court

February 3rd

When the matter came up on Monday Feb 3rd, the trial judge, Justice Ademola Adeniyi, granted Ozoaka’s(plaintiff counsel) request for substituted service on the APC presidential candidate before fixing Monday feb 9th for hearing of the case.


February 9th
http://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2015/02/09/court-to-hear-suit-to-stop-buhari-23-february/

http://dailypost.ng/2015/02/09/disqualification-suit-apc-buhari-oppose-substituted-service/

Buhari/Apc/inec (defendants) acknowledged service via Friday 6th february newspaper publication, but disagrees with justice orders of service through newspapers substituted service, (an objection which can only be duly contested in ‘the court of appeal
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Buhari’s lead lawyer, Chief Wole Olanipekun, indicated to the court that in view of the addendum published by the plaintiff in the Newspapers in compliance with the orders of the court on substituted service of the court’s processes granted the plaintiffs, that the ‘service time’only started counting for the defence team last Friday( Friday 6th february ) and that they(defendants) are within time to file their processes before the court.
It is expected that the defendants should serve the plaintiffs ‘statement of defence’ or processes before the next adjournment of 24th February, however, the defendants Buhari/Apc/inec failed to serve the plaintiffs their replies and processes

Though, both Buhari and the APC had yet to file any papers in the suit, their lawyers– Chief Wole Olanipekun and Lateef Fagbemi, representing both the APC and Buhari, appealed to the court for an adjournment to enable them file all the necessary documents.


Fagbemi also asked the court to ‎set aside the order of abridgment of time within which the defendants must file their responses, saying that the urgency, upon which the order was given had been diminished with the postponement of the poll from February 14 to March 28.


24th february

http://tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/30342-court-slates-march-19-to-hear-buhari-s-eligibility-suits/30342-court-slates-march-19-to-hear-buhari-s-eligibility-suits


At the resumed hearing of the matter, on 24th February the plaintiffs’ counsel Chief Mike Ozekhome, told the court that he was willing to commence his argument in the matter, but could not as he had not been served with all the processes of the defendants.
He was, however, eventually served with the processes in court, but he(plaintiff) asked the court for a short adjournment to enable him to respond to the motion.(which he would have responded had it been that he was earlier served by the defendants (Buhari/Apc/inec)

Plaintiff counsel Ozekhome further asked the court for accelerated hearing of the suits.
But the defence counsel, Akin Olujimi and Lateef Fagbemi, were quick to respond that there was an application praying the court to set aside the totality of the suit.

The defendants (Buhari/Apc/inec) had thought that justice Ademola of the federal high court Abuja would rule early on their application to set aside the totality of the suit of which if he did the defendants would have rushed to the appeal court to appeal the refusal of that application,

(thereby trying to hang the case at court of appeal, and just bring a notice to the fed high court to ‘stay proceedings on this case,but justice Ademola did not fall into that trap). Adjourned till march 19th


March 19

http://www.voiceofnigeria.org/nigeria/buhari-eligibility-suit-fixed-for-march-28.html

At the resumed hearing on Thursday march 19th, counsels representing the defendants presidential flag bearer of the All Progressives Congress General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) and the APC in a suit seeking the Independent National Electoral Commission to disqualify Buhari from contesting the March 28, presidential election by the plaintiffs, urged the Federal High Court Abuja not to rush the suit in the interest of justice.(having failed in the trap to take and hang the case in appeal court)

Buhari, 1st defendant in the suit filed by an Abuja based legal practitioner, Barrister Chinwuike Okafor, is being represented by Wale Olanipekun SAN, while the APC’s (2nd defendant) counsel is Chief Lateef Fagbemi SAN.

At Thursdays proceedings, counsel to the plaintiff, Chief Mike Ozekhome had informed the court of the need for expeditious hearing of the matter, adding that time was of the essence since the crux of the suit deals with the disqualification of General Buhari, whom the plaintiff alleged, is not qualified to contest the presidential election slated for March 28.

Ozekhome had invited the court to “take together and cumulatively” the originating summon and all pending applications challenging the jurisdiction of the court because "the presidential election will hold on March 28".

However, reacting, Olanipekun reminded the presiding judge, Justice Adeniyi Ademola that the court adjourned on February 23, to hear his application challenging service by substituted means and other pending applications.

“We are taking aback by the narrative of the plaintiff’s counsel; I perceive his position as being targeted at the presidential election of March 28. My Lord, no law or authority has compelled court to decide pre-election matter before day of election proper", Olanipekun stated.

“My Lord, Section 87(11) of the Electoral Act cautions the court not to take any action or make an injunction that will stop the holding of primary or general election.

“Pre-election matter is not like election petition suit. There is no time limit set to decide pre-election matter. The court is not encouraged to rush pre-election matter because it is said that justice rushed, is justice crushed. Hurrying of justice is a stepmother of misfortune” Olanipekun said.
More so, Buhari’s lawyer cited Section 138 (c) of the Evidence Act that enjoins courts to take judicial notice of newspaper publications.
Therefore, Olanipekun referred the court to a newspaper publication where the Chief Justice of Nigeria, Mahmud Mohammed had warned judicial officers on the occasion of swearing in of election petition tribunal members not to allow politicians or litigants to use them to scuttle the democratic process.

Hence, he vehemently opposed plaintiff counsel Ozekhome’s submission.

Similarly, counsel to the APC, Fagbemi while objecting to the application of the plaintiff, said, “I have never seen where the issue of challenge to service by substituted means is lumped up with the originating summon, adding that they even announced appearance in protest.

“Issue of service is factual and legal. We have to thrash it out first before talking about the originating summon” Fagbemi said.

However, Ozekhome took exception to the statements of the defendants, saying he has always advocated that the general elections should hold on March 28.

it will be recalled that the defendant counsel Fagbemi asked the court(on february 9th) to ‎set aside the order of abridgment of time within which the defendants must file their responses, saying that the urgency, upon which the order was given had been diminished with the postponement of the poll from February 14 to March 28(that is taking into consideration the election dates in view)

but changes tune so as to delay time and wrongly disregarding ealier orders 1 and 2 above

plaintiff counsel Ozekhome said;

“I am for election holding on March 28; I never said the court should decide the suit before election nor have intention to scuttle the democratic process,"

“Our application has to do with disqualification of Buhari; deciding the case on time and having one candidate disqualified out of 16 flag bearers cannot scuttle the presidential election of March 28.

However, after counsels had argued on whether or not the court will take the originating summon alongside all pending applications as moved by Ozekhome, citing Order 29 rule 1-5 of the Federal High Court, Justice Ademola adjourned till March 24 for ruling.


having wasted all their time in the court(2, The court also granted an order of abridgment of time within which the defendants must respond to the suits) before the election as granted in 1 and 2 above, and defying court orders, buhari highly risk disqualification as all the claims of the originating suits that bothers on 'perjury' non attachment of certificate to authenticate affidavits, and non submission of date of birth certificate etc have not beign replied and may be deemed to be true thereby rendering their client disqualified, the stage seem to be set for an 'appeal in the court of appeal' but then read the cases lost by contesting 'order of service' http://www.nigeria-law.org/Mohammed%20Mari%20Kida%20v%20A.D%20Ogunmola.htm

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Rubbish

Go and say that to the marines.

Lai Muhammad was threatening bla bla bla..., very lame.

So, because of "alleged" threat, the then ruling party compromised legality?

BERNIMOORE:
if that affidavit bearing mohamed 'another man's name' and not 'muhammadu' which Buhari swore to the court to be identified with then you see why Nigeria is in mess! most of you who that are a bit educated than the president are the enemy of Nigeria, you will vote him with Nepa bill, enh hen see result of Nepa bill now..reccession, incapacitated president.

There he goes again without still saying something significantly different from the old circus.

I suspect the "another man" had joined the military same time with Bubu.

Meanwhile, the concept of recession as a local problem is conceived by illiterates, so, enjoy your world, small fry.