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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Celebrates His 27th Birthday Today by NwaObinkita: 8:41am On May 27, 2017
sad
Why do Nigerians lie about their age...

Artistes, footballers, politicians even ordinary workers.
There is always am official and a real age.


How can Patoranking be 27years

Take a look at this picture and thank me later

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello In Voter's Card Multiple Registration Scandal by NwaObinkita: 8:41am On May 27, 2017
angry
Celebrities / Re: I Didn’t Crash Lillian Esoro’s Marriage – Actor Blossom Chukwujekwu by NwaObinkita: 8:30am On May 27, 2017
sad
Such a short sad union.

AY not Blossom is the cause of that breakup.

It was further doomed when Ubi became physical after Lilian complained that his abunna did not satisfy her and she often had to touch herself or use a Spatula.

SUMMARY AND RECOMMENDATIONS

Ubi proposed to Lilian severally and begged her to marry him for over six months before she finally agreed to.
Lilian was not over her lover, Ubi tried to buy her love and told her he didn't mind that he strongly believed her love for him will grow with time, it never did.
Besides he was not good on the sack as confirmed by Emma Nyra.


Never ever, I repeat..
Never ever accept when a girl says let me think about it when you propose to marry her.

If she ever says that, just work away...because a woman's brain works so quick in matters of the heart.
Even on the first date she is even imagining her name with your surname.

So if she has to think over your marriage proposal after a courting period.
My brother; you are a spare tyre!!

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Congratulates D'banj Over New Born Baby - Fans Reacts (photos) by NwaObinkita: 8:09am On May 27, 2017
angry
Badt guy

You still want to eat his rice after you stole his destiny..

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Politics / Re: Just In!! Widow Delivers Baby At Ebonyi Stadium, Umahi Donates N1m(photos) by NwaObinkita: 9:48pm On May 26, 2017
1million Naira...


One sharp guy in Abakaliki will make her his sugarmummy now
Celebrities / Re: Davido Is Trending On Twitter For Not Fulfilling His Promise To David Adeleke by NwaObinkita: 9:44pm On May 26, 2017
If Davido could give a dud cheque to someone he bought a car from

You believed he will give money to a social media stranger..

I just dey dey observe una ignorance

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Pregnant With Twins, Says "Who Marriage Help? Just Wish Me Well" by NwaObinkita: 9:14pm On May 26, 2017
angry

Baby-mamaing is an investment that pays better than buying shares.

Marriage no help anybody my dear.

Like my sister Anwulica will always say.
"Enjoy yourself while you are young joo, na your Toto do am for you."

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Properties / Re: "Please Piss Here, Ogun Needs It": Hilarious Inscription On A Fence In Jos! by NwaObinkita: 9:08pm On May 26, 2017
rowbee:


my brother, please go back to your geography and find out what part of Nigeria Jos is in


You that knows Geography like Mungo Park
Is Ogun a Hausa Deity??

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Properties / Re: "Please Piss Here, Ogun Needs It": Hilarious Inscription On A Fence In Jos! by NwaObinkita: 9:00pm On May 26, 2017
cool
Nothing we no go see for Ewedu-land

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah Pictured With Her Son by NwaObinkita: 8:54pm On May 26, 2017
Thank God her marriage failed..


Only one man can not be enjoying this good thing
Alone.


I refuse...

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Will Not Admit Pharmacy students This Year.!!! by NwaObinkita: 8:47pm On May 26, 2017
undecided
Nice move
UI is very smart..


It is obvious Pharmacy is no more lucrative in the West as everyone there either patronizes Agbo, herbalists, Alfas, Mallams, Prophets or Chemists.

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho Becomes Most Expensive Nigerian Player After Man City Accept £24m Bid by NwaObinkita: 8:47pm On May 26, 2017
Iheanacho is not 20years....


He is in his mid thirties...

Nigerian players should learn that Pele did not become great by reducing his age.

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Crime / Re: Customs Seize Smuggled Rice, Kegs Of Vegetable Oil Worth N17m In Osun State (pic by NwaObinkita: 8:45pm On May 26, 2017
OBAGADAFFI:


Good question.

Ogbeni Was that a question....?

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Crime / Re: Customs Seize Smuggled Rice, Kegs Of Vegetable Oil Worth N17m In Osun State (pic by NwaObinkita: 8:39pm On May 26, 2017
angry
Dear Lord,
Please send me a sugar-mummy working in Customs embarassed

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Crime / Re: Customs Seize Smuggled Rice, Kegs Of Vegetable Oil Worth N17m In Osun State (pic by NwaObinkita: 8:39pm On May 26, 2017
angry

Customs is the best place to work in Nigeria
If you want to get rich quick and die crying.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Rejects Award To Be Given By Gov. Wike, Says Its A Poisoned Chalice by NwaObinkita: 8:39pm On May 26, 2017
God bless the Lion Of Ubima
Sports / Re: Corpse And Burial Photos Of Saka Abdulazeez Who Slumped & Died During Training by NwaObinkita: 8:36pm On May 26, 2017
angry
Why will someone go and play ball after eating Ewedu and drinking Agbo

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Politics / Re: Police Raid Ike Ekweremadu's Guest House by NwaObinkita: 8:22pm On May 26, 2017
grin
I don't care if they raid his house like Tomb Raider.

They should not touch one thing in that his household, that his daughter.

I will raid her myself.

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Linda Ikeji As A Model by NwaObinkita: 8:18pm On May 26, 2017
grin
So this girl head big like this?.

Money changed her...
But throwback or no throwback...one thing did not change.

Her smelly abunna.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Cassava Grinding Machine Almost Removed This Boy's Private Part (graphic Pics) by NwaObinkita: 8:17pm On May 26, 2017
They should enrol him in the nearest Seminary..


This one has been called to serve.
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Welcomes His First Child by NwaObinkita: 8:16pm On May 26, 2017
So nice
Politics / Re: Students Of Government College Umuahia Visited Nnamdi Kanu by NwaObinkita: 8:15pm On May 26, 2017
Government College Umuahia.


Citadel of gays and perverted teachers.
Umudike na-ata Dike.
NYSC / Re: Corper From Lagos State Dies In Kebbi by NwaObinkita: 8:11pm On May 26, 2017
angry
One less corper allowee for the Kebbi state government to think about.

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Career / Re: Diamond Bank Branch Mbaise In IMO State Celebrates Children's Day In Style by NwaObinkita: 7:51pm On May 26, 2017
grin grin grin grin

O boy see Bobbi...

I won't mind opening an account in DiamondBank if they will always dress like this.

Gosh ladies in uniforms are so sexy
Nurses, secondary school girls, female police women, Road safety, Mopol even LASTMA


The uniform increases their appeal.

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Politics / Re: Photos From The Port Harcourt Pleasure Park by NwaObinkita: 7:41pm On May 26, 2017
embarassed
Today I heard Dr Peter Odili shamelessly patronizing Wike.

He said he had been to about 26 countries and will be 69 this August and had never seen such a park as this in his life. shocked


Maybe he was implying it is very third-world like?

After looking at these pictures,
I can authoritatively tell you that this country will not go forward if we can't tell people in power the truth.

And the truth is; a shabby amusement park is the least priority of the common man in Rivers state.
This is just an avenue for Wike to siphon Government money!!!

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Politics / Re: Ambode Boosts Emergency Response Along Lekki-ajah Corridor by NwaObinkita: 7:40pm On May 26, 2017
Ambode was working....

Eko O ni Baje
Politics / Re: Age Falsification: Lawyer Sues Governor Akeredolu Over Justice Osoba by NwaObinkita: 7:39pm On May 26, 2017
When will the era of Official age and Real age ever end in Nigeria.
Sports / Re: Pablo Zabaleta Signs For West Ham by NwaObinkita: 7:38pm On May 26, 2017
This guy can not be 32.


He is Dino Melaye's agemate walahi.
Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Thank You Enough My Mentor And Human Enlarger- Rosy Meurer To Churchill by NwaObinkita: 7:36pm On May 26, 2017
Dr Churchill..

The man who used his girlfriend for wife
And used his wife for PA.


But this Rosy girl is not a wife material at all.
She is just whitewash.
Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Thank You Enough My Mentor And Human Enlarger- Rosy Meurer To Churchill by NwaObinkita: 7:35pm On May 26, 2017
angryTonto right now

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Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Thank You Enough My Mentor And Human Enlarger- Rosy Meurer To Churchill by NwaObinkita: 7:34pm On May 26, 2017
angry
Please what is a human enlarger?

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