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|Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Pictured In All Designers At MGM Grand Casino In Las Vegas by NwaObinkita: 6:20pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Another filthy, stinking, slimy mediocre using her Toto to do wonders.
I honestly doubt if this lesbian girl can get a rich lay in the US.
She looks like an over-aged tranny.
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|Celebrities / Re: Osinachi Dike Egbeigwe And Ogechi Ogbonna Wed Today (Pictures) by NwaObinkita: 6:16pm On Sep 02, 2017|
It is my earnest desire that this marriage does not last.
No woman deserves the curse of living with a boring joker for a lifetime.
|Nairaland / General / Re: People Say Children Are Mirrors Of Their Parents, Do You Agree?? by NwaObinkita: 5:59pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Too many cheating wives.
Children now look like their landlords and distant uncles.
|Politics / Re: Biafra: Uwazuruike Is A Fraud – Nnamdi Kanu by NwaObinkita: 5:47pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Every true Igbo person knows Nnamdi KANU is not into this for pecuniary gain,
He can never be a sell-out like Uwazuruike.
Uwazurike the homosexual compromised.
He lost his senses since he began his amorous relationship with Al-Mustapha
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|Politics / Re: Biafra: Uwazuruike Is A Fraud – Nnamdi Kanu by NwaObinkita: 5:46pm On Sep 02, 2017|
|Romance / Re: How Possible For One Who Is Not A Virgin Abstain From Sex Till Wedding Night. by NwaObinkita: 5:41pm On Sep 02, 2017|
It is not possible.
Even if a preek has not penetrated them, their fingers have.
Even if they've not penetrated a cocoon, they have jerked off before or ejaculated in a wet-dream.
So virginity is technically impossible.
Don't shortchange yourself... Shag your partner before marriage like there's no tomorrow.
Because you might find out on the wedding night, that the woman you've been saving your virginity for has a pothole!
|Music/Radio / Re: Teenage Wizkid Freestyling On Jimmy Jump Off (Throwback Video) by NwaObinkita: 5:34pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Jimmy Jatt is one of the most unfortunate music veterans.
Despite the number of artistes whose careers he helped jump-start.
He is still a face cap-wearing broke ass agbaya.
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|Celebrities / Re: Joseph Yobo And Wife, Adaeze In Loved Up Photos by NwaObinkita: 5:28pm On Sep 02, 2017|
It still beats my imagination when I wonder how Joseph Yobo manages his marriage to this lady who is the daughter of an extorting, man-assaulting prostituté.
John Fashanu is still yet to recover.
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|Crime / Re: Mother Of Four Raped By Sons’ Barber In Lagos (Photos) by NwaObinkita: 5:17pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Sages like myself can smell a hypocrite from thousands of miles away.
You mister, stink like Linda's kitty.
|Romance / Re: Pictures Of The South African Lady That Bashed Nigerian Guys by NwaObinkita: 5:14pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Her hips are like our padded budget.
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|Celebrities / Re: Inside 2face & Omotoye's Club Rumors In Ikeja (Photos) by NwaObinkita: 5:01pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Tuface is a worthless liar!
How can this
Which kind wash be this?
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|Crime / Re: Mother Of Four Raped By Sons’ Barber In Lagos (Photos) by NwaObinkita: 4:35pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Endtime wife; this story get K-Leg!!
She got what she wanted.
I keep saying it, "Na only preek dey make woman find man go im house."
Why will a woman visit a man if not for preek hunger?
1).Why didn't she send her husband to collect the clipper back?
2).Why didn't she send one of her three children?
3.)What took her to the barbers house; maybe she wanted him to shave her pubic hair?
4).Why didn't she wait outside?
I pity the fools who will believe her half-cooked story.
I keep telling all my female friends, don't come to visit me if you don't have any sexual intentions.
You can't come to my house to drink malt and watch Telemundo. There is something I have that you don't have; something that brought you, which is the preek.
Besides if a woman visits you and you don't make any sexual attempt on her, she'd tell the world that either you are a sissy or you are gay.
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|Crime / Re: 45-year-old Man Rapes 7-year-old Girl In Bayelsa,Gets Caught(pics) by NwaObinkita: 4:24pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Why will an old man shag a small girl?
Doesn't he want to enjoy the sèx
I don't like shagging young girls because they make me cum quick.
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|Celebrities / Re: My Main P*ssy'- Nigerian Lady As She Unveils Her Lesbian Partner by NwaObinkita: 4:23pm On Sep 02, 2017|
I'm still holding a grudge against my mom for not being a lesbian.
81% of all females in the world are bisexual (mostly closeted) and 54% of all the females in the world are lesbians.
Why will any sane girl shortchange herself by living by the 'D' alone?
I love lesbians!!
God bless all the lesbians in the world.
I know this won't go down well with hypocrites.
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|Politics / Re: Governor Samuel Ortom Kills A Snake During Inspection At River Guma (Photos) by NwaObinkita: 3:48pm On Sep 02, 2017|
I can't help looking at the awful colour combination of the Wheelbarrow governor.
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|Sports / Re: Hugo Broos Has Not Resigned. by NwaObinkita: 3:28pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Shame on the idiot for having no shame and dignity.
A responsible coach should resign when he has displayed inability to lead his team to success.
It is a disgrace to Cameroon that a washed-up team like Nigeria with over-aged players and failed strikers trashed them 4:0.
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|Celebrities / Re: Davido Escapes Being "Dammy Kraned" by NwaObinkita: 2:31pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Is Davido A-list.?
The only 'A' about him is his AIDS.
|Sports / Re: Drogba Finally Back To Chelsea FC ..?? by NwaObinkita: 2:08pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Who e epp?
|Crime / Re: 1 Man And 3 Women Arrested In Bayelsa For Selling Vultures As Chicken Meat by NwaObinkita: 2:05pm On Sep 02, 2017|
I love vulture meat.
It gives me strong and durable erections.
|Family / Re: The Death, Obituary & Burial Of Promise Oluebube, A 13-Year-Old Boy In Mbaitoli by NwaObinkita: 1:55pm On Sep 02, 2017|
I don't like this type of burials
They never share food and drinks let alone souvenirs.
Anyways, I'm happy for the young boy, he has been reunited with his family.
Endtime cursed folks.
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|Sports / Re: Hugo Broos, Cameroon Coach Resigns After Humiliating Loss To Eagles by NwaObinkita: 1:47pm On Sep 02, 2017|
If only Buhari could be like this coach.
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|Culture / Re: I Removed 800-year-old Palace Deity As I’m Above Idols –oluwo Of Iwo by NwaObinkita: 1:45pm On Sep 02, 2017|
I'd remind him when his scrotum swells up.
|Family / Re: Why marriages are failing and solutions by NwaObinkita: 1:34pm On Sep 02, 2017|
|Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Celebrates His Wife, Lola's Birthday by NwaObinkita: 1:07pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Never believe social media proclamations of affection
Never believe social media proclamations of affection.
Case studies of importance; Lanre Gentry, Tonto Dike, Ubi Franklin, 2Shotz
Lola Omotayo is the only sad part of Peter Okoye's fab life.
This post is as artificial as Bobrisky's make-up.
Peter even wishes the witch could wake up dead one day.
Always heed the advice of your mother, because what an elder sees sitting down, a child will never see even from a penthouse.
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|Romance / Re: Two Sisters Fight Over Boy Friend And Commit Suicide From The 5th Floors by NwaObinkita: 1:06pm On Sep 02, 2017|
OP stop feeding us your Telemundo imaginations
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|Politics / Re: At This Moment, There’s No Arewa, No IPOB, No ODU’A, Just Nigeria – Lauretta by NwaObinkita: 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2017|
This nasty woman reminds me of one old hermaphrodite I had sex with at Amaifeke.
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|Family / Re: Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by NwaObinkita: 1:01pm On Sep 02, 2017|
How will anyone marry someone they can't do doggy with?
|Politics / Re: Revealed: PDP’s Secret Deals For 2019 - The Nation by NwaObinkita: 12:56pm On Sep 02, 2017|
PDP has failed us,
APC has failed us,
But we will not fail ourselves.
Say no to proganda-rife politics
Say yes to a revolution.
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|Celebrities / Re: “Bleep Biafra” - Gideon Okeke by NwaObinkita: 12:50pm On Sep 02, 2017|
Gideon Okeke is the Joe Igbokwe of Nollywood.
First he disrespected Chinwetalu Agu, now this.
I'm sure his mom cheated on his father with a herdsman to have him....
Because he looks nothing like us
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