Another filthy, stinking, slimy mediocre using her Toto to do wonders.
I honestly doubt if this lesbian girl can get a rich lay in the US.

She looks like an over-aged tranny.

It is my earnest desire that this marriage does not last.

No woman deserves the curse of living with a boring joker for a lifetime.

Not anymore


Too many cheating wives.
Children now look like their landlords and distant uncles.

Every true Igbo person knows Nnamdi KANU is not into this for pecuniary gain,
He can never be a sell-out like Uwazuruike.



Uwazurike the homosexual compromised.
He lost his senses since he began his amorous relationship with Al-Mustapha

It is not possible.

Even if a preek has not penetrated them, their fingers have.
Even if they've not penetrated a cocoon, they have jerked off before or ejaculated in a wet-dream.


So virginity is technically impossible.
Don't shortchange yourself... Shag your partner before marriage like there's no tomorrow.

Because you might find out on the wedding night, that the woman you've been saving your virginity for has a pothole!

Jimmy Jatt is one of the most unfortunate music veterans.

Despite the number of artistes whose careers he helped jump-start.


He is still a face cap-wearing broke ass agbaya.

It still beats my imagination when I wonder how Joseph Yobo manages his marriage to this lady who is the daughter of an extorting, man-assaulting prostituté.

John Fashanu is still yet to recover.

greenpasture:


Men who talk a "big game" are general just that; talk.

Listen to your reasoning. You've sexualized all females due to some voyeurish obsession. All women can only be seen from the perspective of sex? Come on.

Men who perform don't talk like this. Take this from a happily married father of five.


You are exposing yourself. Women can smell a talker from miles away. You've over cooked this. Women are human and not just sexual instruments.

Buy yourself a sex doll.

Sages like myself can smell a hypocrite from thousands of miles away.


You mister, stink like Linda's kitty.

Her hips are like our padded budget.

Tuface is a worthless liar!

How can this shack shanty with Christmas decorations be worth 220million?

Which kind wash be this?

Endtime wife; this story get K-Leg!!

She got what she wanted.
I keep saying it, "Na only preek dey make woman find man go im house."
Why will a woman visit a man if not for preek hunger?

1).Why didn't she send her husband to collect the clipper back?

2).Why didn't she send one of her three children?

3.)What took her to the barbers house; maybe she wanted him to shave her pubic hair?

4).Why didn't she wait outside?
I pity the fools who will believe her half-cooked story.

I keep telling all my female friends, don't come to visit me if you don't have any sexual intentions.

You can't come to my house to drink malt and watch Telemundo. There is something I have that you don't have; something that brought you, which is the preek.

Besides if a woman visits you and you don't make any sexual attempt on her, she'd tell the world that either you are a sissy or you are gay.

Why will an old man shag a small girl?
Doesn't he want to enjoy the sèx


I don't like shagging young girls because they make me cum quick.

I'm still holding a grudge against my mom for not being a lesbian.

81% of all females in the world are bisexual (mostly closeted) and 54% of all the females in the world are lesbians.

Why will any sane girl shortchange herself by living by the 'D' alone?


I love lesbians!!

God bless all the lesbians in the world.
I know this won't go down well with hypocrites.

I can't help looking at the awful colour combination of the Wheelbarrow governor.

Shame on the idiot for having no shame and dignity.

A responsible coach should resign when he has displayed inability to lead his team to success.

It is a disgrace to Cameroon that a washed-up team like Nigeria with over-aged players and failed strikers trashed them 4:0.

Is Davido A-list.?


The only 'A' about him is his AIDS.

Who e epp?

I love vulture meat.


It gives me strong and durable erections.

I don't like this type of burials
They never share food and drinks let alone souvenirs.

Anyways, I'm happy for the young boy, he has been reunited with his family.

Endtime cursed folks.

If only Buhari could be like this coach.

I'd remind him when his scrotum swells up.

Never believe social media proclamations of affection

I REPEAT,
Never believe social media proclamations of affection.

Case studies of importance; Lanre Gentry, Tonto Dike, Ubi Franklin, 2Shotz

Lola Omotayo is the only sad part of Peter Okoye's fab life.
This post is as artificial as Bobrisky's make-up.

Peter even wishes the witch could wake up dead one day.

MORAL
Always heed the advice of your mother, because what an elder sees sitting down, a child will never see even from a penthouse.

OP stop feeding us your Telemundo imaginations

This nasty woman reminds me of one old hermaphrodite I had sex with at Amaifeke.

How will anyone marry someone they can't do doggy with?

Na wa.

PDP has failed us,

APC has failed us,


But we will not fail ourselves.
Say no to proganda-rife politics
Say yes to a revolution.

#OurMumuDonDo

Gideon Okeke is the Joe Igbokwe of Nollywood.


First he disrespected Chinwetalu Agu, now this.
I'm sure his mom cheated on his father with a herdsman to have him....

Because he looks nothing like us