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Celebrities / Photostrending Online:wen Hollywood Celebs Dress More Scandalous Dan Porn Stars by nwonufestus(m): 1:06pm On May 08, 2015
A photo trending on twitter shows comparison between p3rn
stars at their 2014 award ceremony and influential Hollywood
personalities at the MET Gala in New Yorkearlier this week.

Celebrities / He Doing This To Another Man’s Wife? Kim Kardashian Allows Man Feel Her BU TT by nwonufestus(m): 9:30am On May 08, 2015
This is why their culture is different from ours; even if a
woman allow you do this, once you know she is no longer
single, you should not torch it at least out of respect for her
husband.

Celebrities / Re: See Davido Performing On Stage With 50 CENTS In Vegas (photos) by nwonufestus(m): 9:11am On May 08, 2015
nwonufestus:
Davido was spotted performing on stage with 50 cent at a
pool party at SLS in Las Vegas over the weekend.
More photos after the cut...
abeg move fp asap
Celebrities / See Davido Performing On Stage With 50 CENTS In Vegas (photos) by nwonufestus(m): 9:02am On May 08, 2015
Davido was spotted performing on stage with 50 cent at a
pool party at SLS in Las Vegas over the weekend.
More photos after the cut...

Romance / Very Funny:-be Carefull With Cloths U Wear ( Joke Of The Day) by nwonufestus(m): 11:58pm On May 05, 2015
Curfew was declared while some guys
went to watch match and met the soldiers
on their way…. The soldiers decided to
flog them according to the numbers on
their clothes (jerseys)…
The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey
12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing
50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the
process the third man started crying from
afar…Guess what?
He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari
2015“….
What do you think will happen to him?

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Jokes Etc / Very Funny:-be Carefull With Cloths U Wear ( Joke Of The Day) by nwonufestus(m): 11:51pm On May 05, 2015
Curfew was declared while some guys
went to watch match and met the soldiers
on their way…. The soldiers decided to
flog them according to the numbers on
their clothes (jerseys)…
The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey
12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing
50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the
process the third man started crying from
afar…Guess what?
He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari
2015“….
What do you think will happen to him?
Romance / Guys Is This The New Way Of Taking A Photograph? Gals Nawa Oo by nwonufestus(m): 11:43pm On May 05, 2015
describ her in one word pls

Events / Re: Photo Of The Day-why Is She Doing This To Herself? by nwonufestus(m): 1:17pm On May 03, 2015
for her mind she wil b lyk '' my family mst chop dis food b4 it finish ooo lol
Politics / Re: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by nwonufestus(m): 6:41pm On Apr 28, 2015
nxt wil b a man trek in sambisa forest in support of buhari our galz, pple dey 4 naija
Webmasters / Re: Internet Crocodile Browser Developed By Osine & Anesi, Nigerian Teenagers by nwonufestus(m): 6:35pm On Apr 28, 2015
chaiiiiii imaginnnnn, no b me wey carry board n chalk go primary skul , no p, jst sipin my origin 101
Politics / Re: Very Graphic Photos Of Killed Boko Haram Fighters by nwonufestus(m): 3:47pm On Apr 27, 2015
c dem dey wear rags bt dey carry guns wot of millionz, eruded minds
Politics / Re: Very Graphic Photos Of Killed Boko Haram Fighters by nwonufestus(m): 3:45pm On Apr 27, 2015
c dem dey wear rags bt dey carry guns wot of millionz, eluded minds
Romance / Re: Photo: Footballer Kicked Off Team For having Sex With Fan During Match by nwonufestus(m): 11:14am On Apr 25, 2015
MR KONJIMR KONJIMR KONJI i salute
Celebrities / Re: KCEE Pictured Directing Traffic In Berlin.. by nwonufestus(m): 9:57am On Apr 25, 2015
okpeketeokpeketeokpekete folow me go babe oo
Politics / Re: Suleiman: Nigerians May Stone Buhari In 6 Months by nwonufestus(m): 9:53am On Apr 25, 2015

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Politics / Re: Suleiman: Nigerians May Stone Buhari In 6 Months by nwonufestus(m): 9:52am On Apr 25, 2015
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Politics / Re: Suleiman: Nigerians May Stone Buhari In 6 Months by nwonufestus(m): 9:51am On Apr 25, 2015
ok mayok mayok may
Foreign Affairs / Re: Outrage After South African Minister Denied Entry To Israel by nwonufestus(m): 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2015
dos lazy n drunked southafrican, dis is jst a tip of an eyes beg, d full loaded wel package is stil on d way cuz nemesis dae say wil alwayz catchup wit u.
Phones / Re: How Beautiful Does Your Phone Keyboard Looks (pics) by nwonufestus(m): 7:00pm On Apr 23, 2015
pls guys hw cn i screenshot my nokiatorch
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike's Ex-boyfriend Spotted With Amber Rose (PHOTOS) by nwonufestus(m): 6:52pm On Apr 23, 2015
mehnnn me b fynboi compare 2 dis guy,nw i no y dey use 2 say money is d beauty of a man
Politics / Re: ‘Islamic State In West Africa': Boko Haram Renames Itself by nwonufestus(m): 6:45pm On Apr 23, 2015
cheiii, povety of d mind, c wetin illiterancy dey do person, u dey carry gun whot of million wit dunlope slippers, eruded stupid set of pple
Romance / Re: 19-yr Old Girl Gives Birth To Baby Boy After Having S*x With Snake [see Photos] by nwonufestus(m): 8:14pm On Apr 21, 2015
sinaj:
Does snakes have sperm


if no. which sperm fertilized d egg


piple go jux de lie anyhow undecided
dat u hv neva experience such dos nt mean odas dnt hv attack by spirit world. u r stil underminin d power of satan bt in all situation baba GODwin
Politics / Re: HELO Nigerians!!see Dis Photo Dat Shld Remind SOUTAFRICA How WE Once Saved Them by nwonufestus(m): 7:56pm On Apr 21, 2015
c as we save their ass, nw dae r payin us wit bad, na baba GOD go punish una, bastard set of pple , ftc abeg

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Politics / HELO Nigerians!!see Dis Photo Dat Shld Remind SOUTAFRICA How WE Once Saved Them by nwonufestus(m): 7:52pm On Apr 21, 2015
Fellow Nigerians guess what we came across a photo that
should remind the ignorant and ungrateful South Africans who
feel the need to attack those who helped them in ways that
can never be repaid.
please drop your comments #GodBlessNigeria………..

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Romance / Re: 19-yr Old Girl Gives Birth To Baby Boy After Having S*x With Snake [see Photos] by nwonufestus(m): 7:39pm On Apr 21, 2015
nwonufestus:
It sounds unbelievable, but from the account of 19-year-old
Kehinde Adegoke, it really happened. The teenager who is an
indigene of Ogbomoso in Oyo State, but whose parents live in
Minna, Niger State, has told Sunday Tribune how she had s*x
with a snake in her dream for four years and eventually got
pregnant without any physical relationship with any man.
Not only that, Kehinde was delivered of a baby boy in the early
hours of March 28, 2015. The baby, however, brought
strangeness as he had two teeth protruding from the gum in
its lower jaw. He
however died on Sunday, March 29 without any ill health
pinned to him.
For four years, Kehinde said she had to deal with a strange
spirit which always came to her in a dream in form of a
snake.
She said the snake would turn into a Fulani man who would
have s*x with her, and afterwards transform into a snake,
before crawling away.
She disclosed that she
had to leave Niger State in October 2014 for Ogbomoso, when
she suddenly found herself pregnant without having physical
intercourse.
She was, however, full of joy that she received deliverance
from demonic possession through the prayers and deliverance
sessions she went through at one church in Ogbomoso. She
expressed appreciation to the founder of the church, Apostle
Johnson Olayinka Afolabi a.k.a. Okoto Jesu, that God used
him to set her free from satanic bondage.
Narrating her story, Kehinde said br /> “My parents live in
Niger but I am from Ogbomoso, Oyo State. I was troubled by
an unseen spirit. I would see the snake beside me. The snake
would then turn to a Fulani man who would have intercourse
with me. It started about four years ago.
After the intercourse, the Fulani man would turn to a snake
again and leave. Whenever I woke up, I would not see any
semen indicating that I had s*xual intercourse. But in the
dream, he would climax and release in me.
I have never had any man who wooed me in real life and
looked like the man. His face was strange. The Fulani man
also used to appear to me in real life, but I was the only
person who would see him. He dared not see me with any
man, even if the person was my brother. He would frown and
warn me off the man. This would make me change my
countenance to whomever I was talking with.
“Also, if I wanted to tell my parents what I was experiencing,
he would appear and warned me against revealing anything.
That was why the experience I was having spanned some
years.”
Her life story changed when she discovered she was pregnant
towards the end of 2014. According to her, “I noticed that I
was pregnant in October 2014. My stomach started
protruding and the change in me was noticed by my mother
and neighbours. They asked whether I was pregnant and I
said no. Though I did not see my menses, my thinking was
that it was a temporary reaction and that it would still come
since I didn’t have s*xual intercourse.
“When I went to a hospital to carry out a pregnancy test, it
was positive. I was surprised because I did not have
intercourse with any man. My parents did not believe me and
were furious with me. I was so confused that I left Minna for
Ogbomoso in Oyo State.
“At Ogbomoso, someone told me about a church, Joyous
Miracle Gospel Church and Ministries a.k.a. Iyanu Ayo. I met
the founder, Apostle Johnson Olayinka Afolabi a.k.a. Okoto
Jesu. He asked me to go through marathon and dry fasting
which spanned 41 days.
“After the fasting, I did not feel anything in my tummy again.
All I noticed was that my stomach would be flat whenever I
woke up in the morning but it would protrude immediately I
ate. I went through another fast in March after which I
experienced my miracle.”
The miracle happened on March 27. “At about 9 a.m., I
started feeling stomach pain. Nothing was moving in me. I
took some drugs and the pain subsided. It started again and I
had to go to Prophet Afolabi . He prayed into water which he
asked me to drink. The pain did not subside.
“By evening, the pain had become unbearable. Prophet was
told and he blessed water again and sent it to me through one
of his pastors. After drinking the water the second time, I
vomited. The vomit was smelly. That was all I knew as I pa
$$ed out.
“I did not know how I got to the hospital. I learnt Okoto Jesu
poured water in the church bell and rang the bell seven times,
commanding all evil spirits in me to vanish in the name of
Jesus. I was then taken to a private hospital (names
withheld).
“I became fully conscious of my environment during delivery.
The baby was also changing its skin to different colours after
birth. My mother was present in the hospital. I noticed that
the baby had two teeth in the lower jaw. I did not breast-feed
the baby. But he died on Sunday, March 29.
“Since then, I have been delivered and free from manipulations
of the spirit world. I no longer see the snake or the Fulani
man.”
Romance / 19-yr Old Girl Gives Birth To Baby Boy After Having S*x With Snake [see Photos] by nwonufestus(m): 7:36pm On Apr 21, 2015
It sounds unbelievable, but from the account of 19-year-old
Kehinde Adegoke, it really happened. The teenager who is an
indigene of Ogbomoso in Oyo State, but whose parents live in
Minna, Niger State, has told Sunday Tribune how she had s*x
with a snake in her dream for four years and eventually got
pregnant without any physical relationship with any man.
Not only that, Kehinde was delivered of a baby boy in the early
hours of March 28, 2015. The baby, however, brought
strangeness as he had two teeth protruding from the gum in
its lower jaw. He
however died on Sunday, March 29 without any ill health
pinned to him.
For four years, Kehinde said she had to deal with a strange
spirit which always came to her in a dream in form of a
snake.
She said the snake would turn into a Fulani man who would
have s*x with her, and afterwards transform into a snake,
before crawling away.
She disclosed that she
had to leave Niger State in October 2014 for Ogbomoso, when
she suddenly found herself pregnant without having physical
intercourse.
She was, however, full of joy that she received deliverance
from demonic possession through the prayers and deliverance
sessions she went through at one church in Ogbomoso. She
expressed appreciation to the founder of the church, Apostle
Johnson Olayinka Afolabi a.k.a. Okoto Jesu, that God used
him to set her free from satanic bondage.
Narrating her story, Kehinde said br /> “My parents live in
Niger but I am from Ogbomoso, Oyo State. I was troubled by
an unseen spirit. I would see the snake beside me. The snake
would then turn to a Fulani man who would have intercourse
with me. It started about four years ago.
After the intercourse, the Fulani man would turn to a snake
again and leave. Whenever I woke up, I would not see any
semen indicating that I had s*xual intercourse. But in the
dream, he would climax and release in me.
I have never had any man who wooed me in real life and
looked like the man. His face was strange. The Fulani man
also used to appear to me in real life, but I was the only
person who would see him. He dared not see me with any
man, even if the person was my brother. He would frown and
warn me off the man. This would make me change my
countenance to whomever I was talking with.
“Also, if I wanted to tell my parents what I was experiencing,
he would appear and warned me against revealing anything.
That was why the experience I was having spanned some
years.”
Her life story changed when she discovered she was pregnant
towards the end of 2014. According to her, “I noticed that I
was pregnant in October 2014. My stomach started
protruding and the change in me was noticed by my mother
and neighbours. They asked whether I was pregnant and I
said no. Though I did not see my menses, my thinking was
that it was a temporary reaction and that it would still come
since I didn’t have s*xual intercourse.
“When I went to a hospital to carry out a pregnancy test, it
was positive. I was surprised because I did not have
intercourse with any man. My parents did not believe me and
were furious with me. I was so confused that I left Minna for
Ogbomoso in Oyo State.
“At Ogbomoso, someone told me about a church, Joyous
Miracle Gospel Church and Ministries a.k.a. Iyanu Ayo. I met
the founder, Apostle Johnson Olayinka Afolabi a.k.a. Okoto
Jesu. He asked me to go through marathon and dry fasting
which spanned 41 days.
“After the fasting, I did not feel anything in my tummy again.
All I noticed was that my stomach would be flat whenever I
woke up in the morning but it would protrude immediately I
ate. I went through another fast in March after which I
experienced my miracle.”
The miracle happened on March 27. “At about 9 a.m., I
started feeling stomach pain. Nothing was moving in me. I
took some drugs and the pain subsided. It started again and I
had to go to Prophet Afolabi . He prayed into water which he
asked me to drink. The pain did not subside.
“By evening, the pain had become unbearable. Prophet was
told and he blessed water again and sent it to me through one
of his pastors. After drinking the water the second time, I
vomited. The vomit was smelly. That was all I knew as I pa
$$ed out.
“I did not know how I got to the hospital. I learnt Okoto Jesu
poured water in the church bell and rang the bell seven times,
commanding all evil spirits in me to vanish in the name of
Jesus. I was then taken to a private hospital (names
withheld).
“I became fully conscious of my environment during delivery.
The baby was also changing its skin to different colours after
birth. My mother was present in the hospital. I noticed that
the baby had two teeth in the lower jaw. I did not breast-feed
the baby. But he died on Sunday, March 29.
“Since then, I have been delivered and free from manipulations
of the spirit world. I no longer see the snake or the Fulani
man.”

Romance / Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by nwonufestus(m): 5:15pm On Apr 20, 2015
yungEX:
grin releasing the urine u've been holding for 6 hours
ooo mehnn u wil jst close eye n wil b tnking ur god
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Feel At The Sight Of An Unclad Mad Man? by nwonufestus(m): 4:40pm On Apr 20, 2015
cheii obediah don dey mad ooo,na lyk dis ur own take start dae ris god oo

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