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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Dancing Skelewu After The Defeat Of Boko Haram In Baja ( Video by nwonufestus(m): 9:19am On Feb 26, 2015
oboi dis one na dancing skelewu 4 third mainland bridge
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Would You React When You Catch Your Man Sniffing Your Panties? by nwonufestus(m): 9:08am On Feb 26, 2015
evrybody don dey deniel nw,bt dat hw we roll in france
CrimeRe: Man Breaks Spinal Cord Fighting Over A Woman by nwonufestus(m): 9:00am On Feb 26, 2015
grin
yoruba boiz always fighting bcus of woman since 18BC
RomanceRe: Imo Village Head Dies After Marathon Sex With 2 Teenage Girls Aged 14 And 16 by nwonufestus(m): 8:28pm On Feb 24, 2015
u c instead of u old men 2 leave al dos catchdemyoung 4 we boiz, una dey yash dem wit us
FamilyRe: Man Reportedly Attempts To Marry Spiritual Wife In Ikoyi by nwonufestus(m): 8:22pm On Feb 24, 2015
prophet prophet dis man is possess wit an evil spirit... oya bring d HOLYCANE
CelebritiesRe: Ageless Beauty: 60 Year Old Woman Looks 18 Without Plastic Surgery! (Photos) by nwonufestus(m): 8:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
d woman don dey suck blood since 18BC, dnt u c her hand #illuminanti
CelebritiesRe: ”you Only Beg Girls For Money,i Will Finish Your Dead Career- Wizkid Tell Skales by nwonufestus(m): 6:24pm On Feb 23, 2015
all ur man shal fall dat day if u cross my lane oo
RomanceRe: Annoying Things Guys Do When Chatting With A Lady(1st Time) by nwonufestus(m): 11:49pm On Feb 22, 2015
clears throat n sip origin, in olamide's voice #storyforthegods
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Gangraped In Delhi Indian by nwonufestus(m): 3:45pm On Feb 21, 2015
indian men n rape since 18BC
SportsRe: Nwankwo Kanu Ranked 13 Out Of 50 Arsenal Greatest Players by nwonufestus(m): 3:35pm On Feb 21, 2015
papilo i no say one day u go make us proud #peakmilk
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Boarding School Students by nwonufestus(m): 2:49pm On Feb 21, 2015
lol dis remeba me abt one guy who is so stingy n usually write his name in all his property such as singlet, carton of biscuit, tea n milk.... cheii d guy funny die
FamilyRe: Hillarious! Satisfy Us In Bed Or Face Mass Divorce - Kaduna women protest by nwonufestus(m): 2:35pm On Feb 21, 2015
cheii al diis old women r stil vibrat in bed...cum c kunfu tiger style
RomanceHELP!!!!! A Blog Reader Has Lost His Manhood by nwonufestus(op): 12:08am On Feb 20, 2015
dis blog visitor needs help and i am short of words. Please if
there is any one who know something or knows someone who
knows something about this, let him/her help out. This one pass
me
Dear festus,
Please hide my identity and dont publish my e-mail. Something is
wrong somewhere. i developed health complications resulting
from acute stress and high blood pressure around November last
year. i went for treatment and was assigned to a 2 weeks
mandatory bed rest.
i dedicatedly followed up the doctors directive with the sundry
drugs they prescribed but i discovered something strange after i
recovered and was discharged. i cant not have an erection
anymore except i am with my wife. this embarrassed me during
the yuletide when i wanted to get down with an old girl friend of
mine after my wife traveled for the holidays with the kids to her
parents village.
when we wanted to get down to business, my thing wouldn't
move, My lady friend did every thing possible including sucking
but my the thing didnt move. i felt as if i was dreaming. later
that night and even the next morning, we tried again but nothing
happened. i felt lost.
i called my doctor and he advised me to come see him and i went.
He declared me ok after running some tests but the issue
continued until January 4th when my wife returned.
As i was taking a bath with my wife that 4th night, the thing
stood up even without any assistance. i was baffled. we made
love normally and i thought every thing was now ok.
Laila, sadly, it happened again. the thing disappointed me again
last Sunday after valentine when i went out to see a lady friend
that my colleague introduced to me. it was the worst day of my
life because this was a new girl and i know she may have
discussed my condition with her friends by now. When i got
home, i attempted with my wife and it worked.
My wife worships at Lords Chosen and i am starting to suspect
something fishy. ever since she started being friends with one
Madam Bola from her church, i have observed some changes in
her. She now prays with salt, water and olive oil. i dont know if
it is jazz but i believe that my wife has done something to me
because she gives me this queer looks ever since she came back
from her village and she dosnt argue anymore or throw tantrums
like before.
Please dont judge me. i know that cheating on my wife is wrong
but my wife can be very boring and rigid sexually. our sex life is
almost like a mandatory once in 2 weeks routine and she never
seem to enjoy or initiate sex. all she does is just lie there until i
cum. i love her but i needed an escape and have always provided
all she need.
Please reply me and tell me what you know as a woman and if i
need spiritual help because i dont understand this
Jokes EtcA Must Laugh by nwonufestus(op): 11:56pm On Feb 19, 2015
grin Akpors had a serious quarrel with his friend Ejiro which soon led
into a fight; being that he only knew how to look for trouble but
lacked physical strength, Ejiro gave Akpors the beating of his life
and left the house to stay with another friend till things cool off.
But Akpors did not want to let the matter end like that, he was
determined to deal with Ejiro and started thinking of a plan.
Luckily for him, their Landlord appeared from nowhere
complaining that Ejiro had impregnated his daughter.
Akpors saw this as a way to deal with Ejiro by adding fuel to the
matter and advising the landlord to arrest Ejiro. The following
conversation ensued:-
Akpors: Landlord, you mean Ejiro impregnated your daughter?
Landlord: Yes, this morning I saw my daughter vomiting, when I
confirmed she is pregnant, I asked her who impregnated her and
she said that Ejiro is responsible.
Akpors: Ehn! Abomination! Landlord, you must arrest and deal
with Ejiro.
Landlord: Well, I don’t know, they may be in love and want to get
married.
Akpors: Whattttt? No landlord, you have to arrest him because
he is a fool who goes about causing trouble. Since I have been
sleeping with your daughter I did not impregnate her oh. Even
your wife sef, I’m still sleeping with her but have I ever
impregnated her?
The landlord fainted!
One word for Akpors this time?
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Ladies Send Unclad Pictures by nwonufestus(m): 11:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
angry mtchewwww clears throat n sip origin *in timaya's voice* and e no concine me yeeeh
Jokes EtcIgbo Market Women Fonebook Contacts by nwonufestus(op): 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2015
Hv u seen an IGBO MARKET WOMAN'S FONEBOOK CONTACTS B4? NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS
1. Amaka Okporoko
2. Uche Azu ndu
3. KC Abacha
4. Nkechi Crayfish
5. Obinna Anu ewu
6. Ndubuisi Afo anu
8. Nonye Tomato
9. Tony Beans
10. Ify Garri
11. Nkiru Okpa
12. Adamma Ogiri Okpei
13. Felix Kanda
14. Chidi Anu Jaki
15. Emeka Akpa nnu.
16. Nduka Ayobasi
17. Chioma Azu mangala
18. Emma Odu efi
19. Chukwudi mmanya nkwu
20. Stella Ukpaka
21. Odukwe Anu ewu
22. Chinyelu Ose Nsukka
23. Ezinne Ukazi
"Dnt stp d FUN!"
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Commissions 4 Navy Warships (Photos) by nwonufestus(m): 8:06pm On Feb 19, 2015
PROUDLY NAIJA. bt c as our presido dey smile lyk say he take two bottle of origin lol
FamilyRe: Nigerian Young Man Finds Love In The Arms Of White Grandma by nwonufestus(m): 8:02pm On Feb 19, 2015
naija boiz n huzzlin since 18BC
RomanceRe: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by nwonufestus(m): 7:41pm On Feb 19, 2015
i guess u r sauce. change ur xter n try me
EntertainmentRe: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by nwonufestus(m): 7:36pm On Feb 19, 2015
chisos
CelebritiesRe: American Actress Thanks AY For Featuring Her In His Movie by nwonufestus(m): 1:33am On Feb 19, 2015
clears throat n drink origin,her bumbum z bigger dan trailer
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Stylish Look In New Photoshoot by nwonufestus(m): 12:58am On Feb 19, 2015
clears throat n drink origin,cheii phyno nwanne m
CultureRe: Ancient Igbo Pyramids: The Nsude Pyramids by nwonufestus(m): 12:54am On Feb 19, 2015
clears throat n drink origin
RomanceRe: OMG: Pictures Of A Nigerian Girl Proposing To Her Boyfriend by nwonufestus(m): 12:47am On Feb 19, 2015
#storyforthegods
RomanceRe: Must A Lady Have Big Bosoms For Her To Look Attractive by nwonufestus(m): 12:43am On Feb 19, 2015
babe it seems ur boobs z on lapses. cheii sorry ooo lol, i dey carry my babe own dey sleep lyk say na pillow
RomanceRe: Does Having Sex Gives One Bad Luck? by nwonufestus(m): 12:34am On Feb 19, 2015
prophet prophet dis boi z possess wit an evil spirit, oya bring d holy cane
FamilyRe: "My Wife Wears Sexy Dresses..but Wouldn't Let Me Touch Her" A Husband by nwonufestus(m): 12:13am On Feb 19, 2015
cheii anoda man dey bleep am simple n short
CelebritiesRe: She's Human! Beyonce's Unedited Photos Destroy The Internet by nwonufestus(m): 12:11am On Feb 19, 2015
wowority@dhighestother
CrimeRe: Indian Man Who Arranged His Own Kidnap Arrested In Enugu by nwonufestus(m): 10:00pm On Feb 17, 2015
tnk GOD ooo, naija don dey depot foreigners...lol.firstinhistory
RomanceRe: Dear Girls, Never Miss A Boy With This 8 Following Qualities. by nwonufestus(m): 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2015
#storyforthegods
CelebritiesRe: Duncan Mighty Kisses Tonto Dikeh [photo] by nwonufestus(m): 9:40pm On Feb 17, 2015
#storyforthegods
FamilyRe: Funniest And Craziest Things You Did When You Were A Kid by nwonufestus(m): 9:29pm On Feb 17, 2015
mehnnn as kpako pekin,me dey carry dried garri 4 pcket dey go skul lol

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