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oboi dis one na dancing skelewu 4 third mainland bridge |
evrybody don dey deniel nw,bt dat hw we roll in france |
![]() yoruba boiz always fighting bcus of woman since 18BC |
u c instead of u old men 2 leave al dos catchdemyoung 4 we boiz, una dey yash dem wit us |
prophet prophet dis man is possess wit an evil spirit... oya bring d HOLYCANE |
d woman don dey suck blood since 18BC, dnt u c her hand #illuminanti |
all ur man shal fall dat day if u cross my lane oo |
clears throat n sip origin, in olamide's voice #storyforthegods |
indian men n rape since 18BC |
papilo i no say one day u go make us proud #peakmilk |
lol dis remeba me abt one guy who is so stingy n usually write his name in all his property such as singlet, carton of biscuit, tea n milk.... cheii d guy funny die |
cheii al diis old women r stil vibrat in bed...cum c kunfu tiger style |
dis blog visitor needs help and i am short of words. Please if there is any one who know something or knows someone who knows something about this, let him/her help out. This one pass me Dear festus, Please hide my identity and dont publish my e-mail. Something is wrong somewhere. i developed health complications resulting from acute stress and high blood pressure around November last year. i went for treatment and was assigned to a 2 weeks mandatory bed rest. i dedicatedly followed up the doctors directive with the sundry drugs they prescribed but i discovered something strange after i recovered and was discharged. i cant not have an erection anymore except i am with my wife. this embarrassed me during the yuletide when i wanted to get down with an old girl friend of mine after my wife traveled for the holidays with the kids to her parents village. when we wanted to get down to business, my thing wouldn't move, My lady friend did every thing possible including sucking but my the thing didnt move. i felt as if i was dreaming. later that night and even the next morning, we tried again but nothing happened. i felt lost. i called my doctor and he advised me to come see him and i went. He declared me ok after running some tests but the issue continued until January 4th when my wife returned. As i was taking a bath with my wife that 4th night, the thing stood up even without any assistance. i was baffled. we made love normally and i thought every thing was now ok. Laila, sadly, it happened again. the thing disappointed me again last Sunday after valentine when i went out to see a lady friend that my colleague introduced to me. it was the worst day of my life because this was a new girl and i know she may have discussed my condition with her friends by now. When i got home, i attempted with my wife and it worked. My wife worships at Lords Chosen and i am starting to suspect something fishy. ever since she started being friends with one Madam Bola from her church, i have observed some changes in her. She now prays with salt, water and olive oil. i dont know if it is jazz but i believe that my wife has done something to me because she gives me this queer looks ever since she came back from her village and she dosnt argue anymore or throw tantrums like before. Please dont judge me. i know that cheating on my wife is wrong but my wife can be very boring and rigid sexually. our sex life is almost like a mandatory once in 2 weeks routine and she never seem to enjoy or initiate sex. all she does is just lie there until i cum. i love her but i needed an escape and have always provided all she need. Please reply me and tell me what you know as a woman and if i need spiritual help because i dont understand this |
Akpors had a serious quarrel with his friend Ejiro which soon ledinto a fight; being that he only knew how to look for trouble but lacked physical strength, Ejiro gave Akpors the beating of his life and left the house to stay with another friend till things cool off. But Akpors did not want to let the matter end like that, he was determined to deal with Ejiro and started thinking of a plan. Luckily for him, their Landlord appeared from nowhere complaining that Ejiro had impregnated his daughter. Akpors saw this as a way to deal with Ejiro by adding fuel to the matter and advising the landlord to arrest Ejiro. The following conversation ensued:- Akpors: Landlord, you mean Ejiro impregnated your daughter? Landlord: Yes, this morning I saw my daughter vomiting, when I confirmed she is pregnant, I asked her who impregnated her and she said that Ejiro is responsible. Akpors: Ehn! Abomination! Landlord, you must arrest and deal with Ejiro. Landlord: Well, I don’t know, they may be in love and want to get married. Akpors: Whattttt? No landlord, you have to arrest him because he is a fool who goes about causing trouble. Since I have been sleeping with your daughter I did not impregnate her oh. Even your wife sef, I’m still sleeping with her but have I ever impregnated her? The landlord fainted! One word for Akpors this time? |
mtchewwww clears throat n sip origin *in timaya's voice* and e no concine me yeeeh |
Hv u seen an IGBO MARKET WOMAN'S FONEBOOK CONTACTS B4? NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS 1. Amaka Okporoko 2. Uche Azu ndu 3. KC Abacha 4. Nkechi Crayfish 5. Obinna Anu ewu 6. Ndubuisi Afo anu 8. Nonye Tomato 9. Tony Beans 10. Ify Garri 11. Nkiru Okpa 12. Adamma Ogiri Okpei 13. Felix Kanda 14. Chidi Anu Jaki 15. Emeka Akpa nnu. 16. Nduka Ayobasi 17. Chioma Azu mangala 18. Emma Odu efi 19. Chukwudi mmanya nkwu 20. Stella Ukpaka 21. Odukwe Anu ewu 22. Chinyelu Ose Nsukka 23. Ezinne Ukazi "Dnt stp d FUN!" |
PROUDLY NAIJA. bt c as our presido dey smile lyk say he take two bottle of origin lol |
naija boiz n huzzlin since 18BC |
i guess u r sauce. change ur xter n try me |
chisos |
clears throat n drink origin,her bumbum z bigger dan trailer |
clears throat n drink origin,cheii phyno nwanne m |
clears throat n drink origin |
#storyforthegods |
babe it seems ur boobs z on lapses. cheii sorry ooo lol, i dey carry my babe own dey sleep lyk say na pillow |
prophet prophet dis boi z possess wit an evil spirit, oya bring d holy cane |
cheii anoda man dey bleep am simple n short |
wowority@dhighestother |
tnk GOD ooo, naija don dey depot foreigners...lol.firstinhistory |
#storyforthegods |
#storyforthegods |
mehnnn as kpako pekin,me dey carry dried garri 4 pcket dey go skul lol |

mtchewwww clears throat n sip origin *in timaya's voice* and e no concine me yeeeh