Sirgay:
Please be honest, a soldier man threaten to abuse his power to rape your gf or you collect his five hot slaps.

A matter concerning a girlfriend doesn't concern you Sirgay.

She is manageable You are not.

Terajah:
it is simply impossible to survive a nuclear attach...b'cause the bye product occupy space travel in air and can penetrate through any thing.More so the half life of nuclear element e.g Thorium 232 or Uranium takes longer than a hundred years.So a war of nuclear weapon mean the whole world will fry.

But I always hear of nuclear shelters,presidential bunkers.Are those fake?

TheSuperNerd:
Loooolll.... You wanna survive it? Just get raptured.

You still believe that rapture stuff?

Lifeofpolice1:
I mean stay one place you are just new here

The frequency of my posts and topics should tell you otherwise.

Lifeofpolice1:
stay one place

What dafuq do you mean??

Lifeofpolice1:
will you sit down

Dafuq??

If you can't do it,am available.

How can we Nigerians survive it.What can be improvised to survive?

Cuties.

Fourwinds:
read the nonsense thread you started...I'm suppose to ask you that question...useless idiot...

Please Mr fourwinds,I humbly accept defeat.
Please stop quoting me!!

His head in that second pix tho.

Does she have a flawless pussy?

Fourwinds:
nonsense chicken

Don't you have a job or something??

Have you heard of SSBBW?

Cozbymaster97:
I don't understand anymore. one small girl like that came to my house and we acted mummy and daddy now she told me that she is pregnant, person wet her chest flat like bobrisky own o. what do I do now?

I see
Have you tried acting 24 years and prison?

igwegeorgiano:
Fellow nairanders biko permit me to express my fears here maybe just maybe i may have a good edviser on this platform whose advice might just be the saving hrace for my marriage. Am using a friend's nairaland account for this post because am yet to have mine.

Permit me to skip my identity. am a pretty 25yrs old lady from one of the states in the western part of nigeria but married to a very loving and caring man from akwa ibom state nigeria. We got married on the 13th jan, 2018 meaning that our marriage is just three days old today

I met my husband in June 2017. We started a platonic friendship which later culminated into what i called a pure christian courtship meaning that we never had sex at any time during that period.

Long story short, on our wedding night, it was time for "fellowship" lol and behold the biggest joystick stared me in the face. i collapsed into our matrimonial bed and practically passed out at the sight of the monstrous "drilling pipe"

My husband understood what was happening and decided to calm me down after which he started working on me gently but couldnt penetrate me. after much trials he applied some vaseline lubricant before he succeeded in penetrating. fellow nairalanders i cried, i wept like a teenager that was being assaulted. the pains was hellish. for avery long time my husband drilled my oilwell and by the time he was through i was completed drained out.

Since on saturday night till the early hours of today, my hubby has been ridding me. I am contemplating divorce because i can't stand it. Please i need your sincere advice before i wll do something terrible to myself. thanks.

My sincere advice??
1.Cut the phallus by at least 4inches
2.I actually have a small dicc if you are interested.

Fourwinds:
shame on you

Please move your winds outta here Thank you.

uchihajt:
bros your own no good oo..!!

Na truth na

Fourwinds:
funny you how much is monthly plan that I cannot afford...9mobile is 1G for #1000 ,1.5G for #1200...MTN is even cheaper...

do you think I'm a student?
boy you need to wake up

I ain't answering you no more.
Please move to the next thread.

You need to learn some karate,judo and task wan do.

Ftc.
I dedicate this to my Mtn sim which has transform my social life in so many ways
Op just forget you will not get admission till Buhari leaves office.