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Abegi I get headache now, Anyone fit summarise Sylvalord Post? E too long like famous Adelabu's Casket.

Kinda Weed Otem dey smoke na customize. I don't know where he's getting the fallacious Inspirations from. Perhaps from Koto Orun when he was young, or fictional Movies.

Lana1:
Birmingham retired Jude Bellingham's jersey.

The boy better turn Ronaldo for Dortmund.

For cashing out big on him or what?!

Coaching Crew full here.... LMAO! Dem dey discuss the Team's Lineup already....... On Nairaland.

He said; "let's play 3 - 5 - 2 to accommodate Barkley." Like say na dem go decide?! LMFAO!

OtemAtum:
Atum is a co-being with Allah, Jehovah, Moloch, Ahura Mazda, Olorun, Chukwu, Odin, Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, Jupiter, Chaleb, Chimides, Nzame, Nyame and other billions of early beings whom God Almighty first brought into the earth consciousness. He was a god well recognised in Egypt in those days of Egyptian civilisation. So he has been brought into universal consciousness since billions of years ago, same as many of these religious gods. As for me, my own first experience of this earth is some millions of years back as a homo Erectus.

I dey fall for you god - no homo. I believe you've birthed baby gods - descendant of Erection Erectus.

Joke apart, how many years have you spent on Earth?!

OtemAtum:
Through visions and revelations by the gods of science, especially Atum.

Oh...... You have a god-father like Jesus?! Didn't know your Surname is Atum Sire. How did Atum get to know the Histories Sire?

GloryIsaac:
6pm. Sunday.

Leave Bikeman for now. Em Eyes never clear. He drank too much Chelsea Dry Gin yesterday to kill off Depression.

OtemAtum:
I am a GOAT in my own aspect of godship. I write histories of billions of years, including the history of how billions of gods like Jehovah and Allah were created and how we captured all the gods of religion including Jehovah and Allah. Who else has achieved this feat before me? But when it comes to soccer, even Thiago Messi will dribble me to shred.

Tuale Baba, you don try abegi. How you take know the Histories Sire?!

OtemAtum:
I can't help you. I'm not a god of soccer.

What a humble god. Me respect you Sire. I thought, based on your History Book, that you are a goat - god of all time - no cap.

metodman:
I'm almost certain he will go for his 3-5-2 formation

All I need is a Combo of Martial and Greenwood upfront, with Bruno behind them.

eph12:
You're a better man than I am obviously. I should allow apostle grieve in peace

Taah..... We have to respect Man of God. If Skimpledawg is grieving, then rest Shekpites won't have a choice but Griffon grieve on.

Una need more of...........................


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This Morning.

Make una vibe to Laycon - latest Talent in Town.




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Rare Picture of Bikeman this Morning..... LMFAO!

Nihilistjnr...... E pain am pass the rest. LMAO!

Make I console Apostle Skimpledawg. I no get liver to troll Man of God.

To smoke sef dey hard Ibime, Baba is being haunted with Kepa and Jorginho masterclasses.

Double trouble!

Airmark was all over our Thread Yesterday. We warned, but he never listened. Bruh has been on crying crusade since last Night.

Donjazet was so hurt Yesterday, he ain't in the mood to fake shît. Dude be like..... Who dey follow una blame Jorginho? Becareful!

Luck smile on you Guys. This Thread would have been in flames, had United won Yesterday.

Mind you it can only be delayed, but ever can it be denied.

Lampard.... Watch your back, Traore, Ji Mosun (Jimenez), Jota, Neves and Co are warming up to dump Struggles of a Year plus where it belong - Bin.