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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:42am On Mar 01, 2024
izzou:
[color=royalblue]It is theories like yours that gives room for very nonsense embezzlement.

PAYE of Lagos is done online
FIRS Tax is fully automated. Nobody dey collect one naira for your hand
Abia state recently introduced a levy system for commercial drivers. Fully automated using USSD

But let us agree that locals will eat 99% of the revenue.

I am happy no Nigerian company deserved to earn it sha. Na my joy be that! [/color]
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......we read news almost everyday how NRC Staff are racketeering tickets. Just few days ago, we saw news of just 7 Customs Officers that were indicted of ₦12B bribe - azzzzziiiiiinnn ₦12 BILLIONS!!!

It wll be handed over to FIRS after NASS do their job by amending their Act to include collecting tax from Expatriates.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:32am On Mar 01, 2024
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.......when you see good, praise it too.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:28am On Mar 01, 2024
izzou:
[color=royalblue]And no Nigerian company can design a system that can collect taxes from expatriates?

No Nigerian company is worthy to earn the $93 million ba?

Na Bhojson for Oyingbo, wey dey sell Inverter na him fit do am abi?

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Ọrẹ mi, we know ourselves. If local handles it, there is 80% chance its gonna be compromised. Dem go just dey collect bribes from Lebanese and Indians, then recording false figures.

For instance, if a firm has 10 Lebanese, our people fit record 5, chop bribe to overlook remaining 5. LOL!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:21am On Mar 01, 2024
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.....PBAT ain't shaming any of his real Supporters and Defenders in any way. $93m to make $13b ain't a bad business.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:20am On Mar 01, 2024
raumdeuter:
Egbon mi Oasis, Idobale mi re sir

https://scrollforth.com/static/uploads/2021/04/yoruba-groom-prostrating-3-620x413.jpg

I say make I remind you of the token you promised me for the work we did to get Asiwaju elected

If you can donate that LX600 armoured to me I will be very grateful. You know armored because of the many enemies wey dey follow me because of the work I did for Jagaban

Make this regime sef favor me and my family
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 10:37am On Feb 29, 2024
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........Mí ó ni sọ ń kánkán. LOL!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 9:09am On Feb 29, 2024
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:44am On Feb 29, 2024
seankafor:
Update grin

Oasis grin
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.......una really want Naija to prosper, so all can live long without shouting Ebi n pa mi. LOL!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:28am On Feb 29, 2024
Dundalk:
peace maker..


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:22am On Feb 29, 2024
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:08am On Feb 29, 2024
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:53am On Feb 29, 2024
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.........................TBT. As E dey pain dem, e dey sweet me. LOL!

Naija will be great zeh.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:44am On Feb 29, 2024
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......they want Naira to keep crashing so they can keep wailing its affecting their lives. Confused Persons. LOL!

Economy will pick up, inflation will drop and Nigeria will be great - soon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:42am On Feb 29, 2024
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.............................LMFAO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:27am On Feb 29, 2024
seankafor:
your currency is fluctuating like a pump and dump shitcoin and you re celebrating grin

We have seen these moves before, this is the last opportunity for people who haven't onboarded to dollar to onboard because next stop is going to be 2500/$..

In crypto they say, buy the dip cool
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......we will see. LOL!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:27am On Feb 29, 2024
While men slept, some of us had to comb the forest of information seeking credible intelligence on the matter.

On Binance issue and ONSA:- My credible source tells me -“what is going down is massive”.

My source tells me that Binance is being interrogated on issues bordering on money laundering (worth billions of dollars), currency speculation, tax evasion, operating in Nigeria without a license and after being banned, terrorism financing and organized crimes, the source ends by saying “it’s very bad”

I am reliably told that terrorism and organized crime financing is the crux of the matter and that is why ONSA requested for the data of all users and their transactions .

When asked if Binance was willing to release the data , my source was affirmative, -“They are showing good faith and cooperating with relevant agencies( ONSA, NFIU, EFCC,DSS). They are ready to right their wrongs, They already admitted and linked the huge “passed through funds” to terrorism and organized crime financing”

When pressed if a fine was considered, my source tells me,- “YES”, then goes ahead to tell me that -“ONSA is most concerned about the data base for now and since they are cooperating, there may be a concession on the part of FG by not disclosing the fine fee but the fine will be negotiated after the issuance of their data base and conclusion of investigation”.

When asked if Binance will be made to continue their operation after investigations, my source was non committal- “it will depend on how satisfied ONSA is”

My source concludes by saying “ Today will be a LONG DAY”

This is a developing story ………

- @OpeBee on X
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:26am On Feb 29, 2024
seankafor:
crypto was made for the common man to hedge against the gorverment, the gorverment can only try , they can't do shit against crypto community.. crypto is like internet, yoi can't ban the Internet..

Banning binance is just a scratch to the surface.. there are tens of exchanges and ways to trade fluently.. infact as it is like this, they have steered thr honnets nest..

Binance has always cared about law enforcement agencies because theyre trying to monopolize the industry, hence they allow themselves to bend over and be fúcked by gorverment..

There are chines headquartered exchanges like okx, there are noones, bybit, bitget that don't give 2 rats about the gorverment.. kpata kpata you restrict the IP to your cyber space..

Shy Dem don ban binance wey dey make naira fall, na here we dey, make we see how e go play cool
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........we are dealing with Binance fess, one step at a time. LOL!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:20am On Feb 29, 2024
seankafor:
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I don't know if it's in every naija agency to lie
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.....how much was it yesterday? Itsrm posted ₦1600+, guess you know? LOL!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:19am On Feb 29, 2024
seankafor:
you go on p2p exchange, you scroll down down to the last pages 📃, then you screenshot and send here to dey whyne us

Try harder
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.......whether na scroll down or scroll middle, Naira is appreciating gradually, slowly but surely.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:17am On Feb 29, 2024
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Nigerians: this Government is clueless, Naira is crashing and they couldn't do jack. God púnish everyone that sold Tilumbu to us.

Government: Binance is part of the problems. They are helping with movement of illicit money like terrorism financing, money laundering, also partially responsible for crashing of Naira.

Nigerians: leave Binance alone, don't touch them. They are least of our worries.

Me: LOL!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:12am On Feb 29, 2024
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............LOL!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:45pm On Feb 28, 2024
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3. Couple BDC LTD
4. Cream BDC LTD
5. Cruising BDC LTD
6. Day by day BDC LTD
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8. Decorum BDC LTD
9. Deep Freezer BDC LTD
10. Divine Focus BDC LTD
11. Ephesians-three-twenty BDC LTD
12. Four to five BDC LTD
13. Fourteen February BDC LTD
14. Fullmoon BDC LTD
15. Go-well BDC LTD
16. Gucci BDC LTD
17. Happy Ends LTD
18. His grace BDC LTD
19. Home alone BDC LTD
20. Honeymoon BDC LTD
21. Hourglass BDC LTD
22. In to in BDC LTD
23. JJC BDC LTD
24. Looking and seeing BDC LTD
25. Lovers BDC LTD
26. Pros and Cons BDC LTD
27. Rice and Beans BDC LTD
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29. Set up BDC LTD
30. SIX Six Six BDC LTD
31. Slow Down BDC LTD
32. You and Me BDC LTD
33. Young Free $ Single BDC LTD
34. Zero to Ten BDC LTD
35. 10-20 Times BDC LTD

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:27pm On Feb 28, 2024
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......PBAT is clueless, Tinubu is confused. Time will tell. LOL!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 11:26am On Feb 28, 2024
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:24pm On Feb 27, 2024
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.......dem too dey thief for Naija walahi.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:40pm On Feb 26, 2024
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:22pm On Feb 26, 2024
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........more sad news. LOL!

Highlights of Federal Executive Council decisions on Monday 26 February

Here are some of the highlights of the far-reaching decisions taken today at the Federal Executive Council meeting, chaired by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

1. FEC approved the construction of Lagos-Port Harcourt-Calabar Coastal Superhighway to Messrs Hitech Construction Africa. The first phase made up of 47 kms will begin in Lagos.

2. Social security payments to the vulnerable households to begin immediately. Recipients will be those with NIN and BVN.

3. Social security payments are to be extended to graduates from NCE and upwards

4. Consumer Credit to be established very urgently. Chief of Staff to lead a committee that includes Budget Minister, Attorney-General, Coordinating Minister of the Economy and Finance, to make the scheme a reality.

5. The Council in order to enhance efficiency in the Federal service, and reduce the cost of governance, decided to implement the recommendations of the Steve Oronsaye panel on the restructuring and rationalisation of Federal agencies, parastatals and commissions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:20pm On Feb 26, 2024
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.........LOL!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:17pm On Feb 26, 2024
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The immediate-past Admin produced a 2022 'White Paper' on the Oronsaye Report—to account for the changes that had taken place between 2012 when the original report was submitted, and 2021. The White Paper was concluded and submitted in late 2022, but not implemented before the end of tenure in May 2023.

Now, President Tinubu has, at today's FEC, directed the implementation of the Report.

According to a statement signed by Onanuga, below are SOME of the changes to expect (list not exhaustive):

—National Salaries, Income and wages Commission to be subsumed under Revenue Mobilisation and Fiscal Commission. The National Assembly will need to amend the constitution as RMAFC was established by the constitution.

—ICRC and BPE will be merged into a "Public Enterprises and Infrastructural Concession Commission."

—National Human Rights Commission (NHRC) will absorb the Public Complaints Commission (PCC).

—PTAD will be scrapped and its functions transferred to the Federal Ministry of Finance.

—NEMA and NCFRMI will merge to become "National Emergency and Refugee Management Commission."

—Border Communities Development Agency to become a department under National Boundary Commission.

—NACA and NCDC will merge.

—SERVICOM will become a department under the Bureau for Public Service Reform (BPSR).

—Nigerians in Diaspora Commission (NiDCOM) will become an agency under the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

—The National Commission for Museums and Monuments (NCMM) and the National Gallery of Art (NGA) to merge into a single entity to be known as the "National Commission for Museums, Monuments and Gallery of Art."

—The Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) and Voice of Nigeria (VON) will merge into one entity to be known as the "Federal Broadcasting Corporation of Nigeria."

—The National Biotechnology Development Agency (NABDA) and the National Centre for Genetic Resources and Biotechnology will merge into the "National Biotechnology Research and Development Agency (NBRDA)."

—The Nigerian Natural Medicine Development Agency and the National Institute of Pharmaceutical Research and Development (NIPRD) will merge.

—The National Theatre will merge with the National Troupe.

- Tolu Ogunlesi [former Media Aide to PMB]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 8:12pm On Feb 26, 2024
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SAD NEWS - A REMINDER!

On Civil Service Reforms and Cutting the Cost of Governance

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR has directed the implementation of the 2012 Oronsaye Report, which proposes reforms to the Civil Service and aims to reduce the cost of governance. The report recommends the scrapping, modification, and subsuming of some agencies, commissions, and departments, as well as moving some entities from one ministry to another to improve their operations.

To ensure the swift implementation of the proposed changes, a committee has been set up with the mandate to implement the mergers, scrappings, and relocations within 12 weeks.

The Oronsaye Report contains several recommendations on Federal Government parastatals, commissions, and agencies, both statutory and non-statutory.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:12pm On Feb 26, 2024
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........and they would tell you PBAT had no plan. LOL!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 7:10pm On Feb 26, 2024
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......Sad News.

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