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WAT!!!!!!
I cant believe this. Is dis wat happend hia? I was even thinkin am in d wrong room. Dis is not fair nah. Y r we behavin lyk children. Abeg make una unban Charles shaw. Jst 2dy alone, there abt 10 posts that should be hidden which are not, 3 people that should be banned which they are not. Abeg am pleading with everybody, lets stop dis nonsence. Tnxxx.

WinnieDPooh: Hahaha i hear some do it in the gutter too Yuukkk ewwwwww i feel like throwing up now.

*faints*

Charles Shaw: Nwanne ele nke n'eme n'Aba taa?
T.A Orji onruokwaral'unu uzor'ojor n'ile ahu?

T.A wat Neva heard of him. Abia state is d only state in nigeria without a governor.
#askGoogle#

WinnieDPooh: Hahahahahaha this your post is very funny o

Yeah sure. Am hapi dat ua laughin. Ope ua nw 5n?

payne_leex: Is there a special way to knw if a lady jes finished having s/e/x??

Hahaha... Guy leave matter 4 mathias. No think am.

Based on martows analysis, na no 2 o!
Who dey talk about s*x 4 camp eeh? U no go manage kiss? May all d gurls be on dier period 4 dat 3wks ijn.
*did i jst hear God4bid 4rm a female*

WinnieDPooh: Hello house i'm not feeling too well tonight you guys should please pray for me and wish me a quick recovery...Ciao

I command every Headache 2 wear Helmet. Every Fever 2 catch Fire. Every Thiphiod 2 move Forward. Every Ghonorea 2 wear Condom. Every Aids 2 Retrace. Hmmmm....
*rings bell*
*lays my hand on her forehead*
Recieve it! Recieve it!! Recieve it!!!

PIAGET: *Falls inside water system*
Hehehehehehehehehe
Pray ngwa girls r not in this house

Hahahahahaha. I no follow o!

Charles Shaw: Nwannelay mna gwa gi eziokwu o!
Dem no know say i already turn Ruffcoin b4 i enter skool.
Even recently kwa dem wan corner me 4 Bus wey i enter 4 Osisioma wit dia members wey full d Bus but nwanne munwa esensia gashi ike o!!
If not i for find mysef 4 isiala ngwa.
Even those Ngwa chics wey i meet 4 skool, all wanted 2 corner nd kill me so they can inherit my skool property

Lwkmh.

austertee01: This Olanipekun Tolulope (aka Auster Tee)... I rep Fed Poly Ede, Class '12

Ua welcm 2 d best room in NL

Charles Shaw: Bwhahahahahahahahaha Lwkmd o!
Shebi una hear am?
Abeg, na small tin Enugu take dey top us for Okpa
Absu no fit carri last for Okpa joor
And na Three N50

Shaw, so na absu u nd Uniquexty go. So na 4 absu nwaaba wan corner u.....lol

tuktudicko: Ur skul chicks worry pass unn chicks?
I hear say those one's de worry sef as far as okpa is concerned
OkPa CHAMpions

Tuk, no bi smal tin o! Na 4 UNN i do my project. 90% of dier student dey eat okpa every morning. Dey be champions o!

Uniquexty: Wait o. Is this what happened in this house? So somebody cannot travel and come back and meet the house in order? Look at how they littered the place because they soak only garri. Ngwa, Charles pick up that long broom and start sweeping. Tuk, d kwili kwili man, carry ur mopping stick and follow him. Even AnOnimus, came with ladle, carry the plates out and wash. Na wah o. Ladies lets enter the kitchen and give these guys a treat.

I knw follow dem soak garri o!
Una food neva don? Una dey cook beans wit candle?

Charles Shaw: U go chaow Okpa di oku?
Mek i knw hw much own i go buy.
I knw say Anonimus go chaow so no need 2 ask am

I go eat o! *yawns*
Gd mornin all. Hw was ur 9t?

Winnie abeg wait 4 me. Gd 9t guys. Its been fun 2day. Lets do it again 2morow.
#countdown#

LET DEIR BE PEACE IN DIS FAMILY.

LET DERE BE PEACE IN DIS FAMILY.

nellyquash: pls dis service shud be in june, am tired oo

Dnt mean 2 scare u bt i heard camp will open on 2nd july.

van Kossy :
Team unique uniport all the way.....wow finally my schools mobilization list came out today and my name was there..... I can't fit wait ooooo . Let's go there #TeamLagos#

Congrats man! No shout 2much o!, b4 shaw go ask u 4 ngwori.

Charles Shaw: Abeg o! We gasto celebrate it o! I'll be awaiting ur GreenLight any moment

U too lyk ngwori eeh

tuktudicko: Yea I luv em also, the pple r quite hospitable,
Especially em ladies *winks*

Not wat u guys r finkin o
I mean them ladies are good cooks

#Godiswatchingyou#

Charles Shaw: Well....am 2 Busy 4 Boredom 2 get even a lil PartOfMe.
I keep Discovering&LearningNewThings Evryday

If u discover anytin dat wil be gud 4 nwa aba lyk me, share am sharp sharp! No hide am o!
#Godiswatchingyou#

nellyquash: i jst cant wait anymore oo. I jst hope dis June works out. Am really scared oo. All hailins 2 my fellow Otondos in d house. Batch B al d way. Nelly. Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi

Dnt be scared my dear, jst do ur best nd leave d rest 2 God.
I hail u 2.

UniportPlayGirl: tnk God my name is on the list that came out this morning in uniorp I give him praise

Glory be 2 God.
Uniportplaygurl? Who u dey play?

stoppa: HI GUYS, CANT WAIT FOR CALL UP OOO!! BEEN A LONG TIME COMING, ALL YE GIRLS GET READY FOR ME, ENUFF ***!! HEHEHE..

For ur mind na ur primary assignment be dat.

Imanuelle: morning mates...

hope we still have our hopes high?

Sure we do!

Charles Shaw: Nwa Aba di sharp
Mchete kwa oge umu Aba chor irim mugu

Hahahahaha. Funny u. #proudlyABA#

WinnieDPooh: From OAU i'm in Benin now. And you?

From Ansu, i'm in aba nw. Batch B on point!!!

Which skul did u graduate 4rm? Nd wia r u nw? @winnie

Charles Shaw: Hey Martowskin, Tnx 4 d ClearUp there.
I'm Budgeting Like 21k for camp shaa cos i intend 2 minimise spending.
@ least 1k evryday on GoodFood twice, wit a BtlOfBigStout.

Will 1k a day do? nd hw much does GoodFood @ mammy cost?
iLook fwd 2 ur update.

Guy i dey feel u. A plate of food cost around N250 den wit ur champagne......sori, big stout. Lol. 1k will do shaa

Edukelly: Oh, I remembered last year when ̳Ɛ̤̥̈̊ are still waiting 4 batch B, I was a member of nysc batch B 2012 nairaland forum threads , is a tins to rejoice guys, am a core member currently serving in benue state, you guys should just relax cos there we be always batch B, as we are about to pass out on the 13th june 2013, batch b camp will open on 2nd july 2013. Start your preparation now, time waits 4 nobody, 4 you guys that wȊ̝̊̅ℓℓ runs their posting to Rivers, lagos, abj, enugu , don't waist ur time on that cos Benue state is simply †ђξ best 4 service, I mean the best of all, NYSC ve changed ♍Ɣ life in benue, am enjoying it here, the food basket of the nation, a place you can eat a plate of food with meat 50 naria, enough yam, I do eat pounded yam. Not garri again, there state. Govt pays too, ur ppa also do pays, enough water, river benue Is there, everything in benue Ȋ̝̊̅§ cheap, a place you can spend 6k a month , Benue state Ȋ̝̊̅§ blessed, I can't wait to start a new life oo, can't wait to pass out buh finally nysc no dey easy during camping o, 4 those on bbm , ping 227f876f

Abeg, tel me more...

la'creme4614:
I hope it doesn't get scrapped out cos I graduated last year oct frm uniben nd I won't be going for march batch because my result wasn't screened on time.wat will I be doing at home till november?I cast out all d evil spirits of bad rumours in jesus name oh.

AMEN O!

la'creme4614:
I hope it doesn't get scrapped out cos I graduated last year oct frm uniben nd I won't be going for march batch because my result wasn't screened on time.wat will I be doing at home till november?I cast out all d evil spirits of bad rumours in jesus name oh.

Amen o!