rozayx5:


anything that makes cars cheaper to the common Nigerian is seen as an enemy to them

greedy lot,

they try to sell one car for one year on auto section for 100% profit

still wrong again

rozayx5:


the op is a just one of several greedy car dealers looking for bogus profits

of recent he joined them in selling their scrap called toks


thats why they attack anyone like the canada car sales guy or anything that threatens their business

like here they tried to link two non existent topics to their car business

you are totally wrong

seanfer:


It’s the truth. Baba is cruising Lexus now and He even wrote here days ago that Lexus is a nice ride.

chaiiiii, unbelievable.....
I just went back a few pages and discovered this is true.....

that means nwanenni cannot support arsenal oh

thebigkendo:

Logobenz/nwanneni is using a Lexus now

nwanenni don't tell me this is true.....

rationalmind:


The irony is lost on him.

I see a lot of people like that. They are the ones who will go to the bank and threaten hell cos of an instrument/instruction that wasn't treated. They are the ones who will call customer service agents and rain all manner of insults cos of poor QOS.


They claim they are the customer and will always be right. When the table is turned, you suddenly realise they can't exhibit half the professionalism they demand from others.

spot on BRO
..

thebigkendo:


& we keep telling Toyota fanboys, for some of us, their is more to a car than reliability & fuel economy..
Some of us will prefer to enjoy our car for 5 days, spend 2 days at the mechanic every week, than drive a bland & boring car for 1 year without visiting the mechanic

lolz, I totally agree with you...
I mean, look at this thread and what nwanenni has been through, yet he'll still choose to trek than use a japmobile.....

surprisingly, I too will like to join this group seriously.....

for what it's worth I don't believe that list....
Honda 15th place? how....?
how?
not possible.....

iClef:


No be small thing o! These people abuse me a lot with my main moniker. Some even call me a fraudster for no reason. They just want me to go down by all means or condescend to their level, but I'm too stubborn and focused for them to handle.

In fact, I had to compile all the abuses and write a book on psychology, why haters hate, and why you should embrace it.

Any celebrity who sees the book will rush to read because I exposed everything about haters and how they behave. Some will act as fans and even call you boss, but all na wash.

The book will be available on Apple and Amazon this year. This reply is not in any way to promote this book, but just to let you know how I turn hate or abuse to wealth.

very very true....
I read one of ur stuff sha...
making sense like hell...

a lady (married woman who had eyes for another married man... local man had to flee) told me something once and that shaped my mentality thereafter....

what she said?
oh......
"Don't be too predictable all the time".....

A lot of people say a lot of garbage but I have learnt to take lessons from every single experience and filter the wisdom thats inherent in every foolish/naive/ignorant/wise rant .....
sometimes it teaches me how to be patient, sometimes how to be wild and sometimes how to be silent.....

sometimes the person is just trying to be plain and humorous, as is this case but some people will always judge from their own understanding of good and bad forgetting that it's a totally relative concept.

Don't mind me jare, sometimes I feel like typing long stuff too

abeg do and publish ur book make I check whether I go like am

I'm not a hater tho.... I still love the brand same way I love Peugeot

weyreypey:
Mercedes C 250 BlueEFFICIENCY technical data Model: Mercedes C 250 BlueEFFICIENCY Body style: Sedan Production period: 2011. January ... 2013. January Engine: 1796 cm3 Petrol CO2 emissions: 150 g/km Power: 204 HP ON 5500 RPM Torque: 310 NM ON 2000 RPM Gearbox: Automatic gearbox (7 gears) Drive type: Rear wheel drive (RWD) Maximum speed: 240 km/h Acceleration 0-100 km/h: 7.2 seconds Fuel consumption (l/100km): 6.4 (combined) 8.7 (urban) 5.1 (highway) Fuel tank capacity: 59 litres Car dimensions: 4.59m (length) 1.77m (width) 1.45m (height) Gross weight: 2020 kg

guess what? just checked my mail and.........

iClef:


I'm going to tell you the f*cking blunt truth.

I like the video and I love the concept. Real buyers have data. We (the poor Nigerians) are fond of bringing people to our level.

And if you refuse to condescend to our level, we are going to call you hurtful names like arrogant, egotistic, proud, show-off, rude, unprofessional, etc.

Our job is just to bring you down. Please, don't condescend to our level, else you'll be poor like us.

I like your video concept for some reasons

1. An unedited picture says a thousand words and therefore, an unedited video says a trillion words
2. This gives a better view of the interior and everything a picture can't say
3. When your YouTube channel gets big, you can monetize it and make lots of money
4. Since you're using video, you'll be more trustworthy than those using only pictures

The benefit goes on.

Though, I'd want you to showcase the cars in a cooler environment with a voice over (optional).

My advice is: Target only rich buyers. Poor buyers like us are too stingy and we easily abuse the seller if things don't go our way.

Robert Kiyosaki and Dan Lok have a buyer's diagram and they explained how it works.

In my line of business, I go through what you're going through. The poor buyers always take offense easily and they connive to bring me down the moment I disagree with their asking price.

They say negative things and their fellow poor buyers begin to click the like button of their comments.

Trust me, these people are just onlookers, not real buyers. I know how they work.

Do your thing as long as it's legit and don't compromise because of poor buyers like us. We are only here to badmouth you and bring you down. We hate seeing others make money while we are broke or seeing others ahead of us in the game of wealth.

All the best.


Modified:

Though, do attach pictures as an alternative for the poor buyers like "us," but focus on the affluent buyers.

The only thing poor people buy easily is tram.adol and condom, not car.

hahahahahahaha, ma nigga

legalwealth:
IJAM Exchange has physical office in Lagos and the Abuja office is loading.

Anyone who wishes to do business with us can at the same time simultaneously speak with any of our staffs on the three lines that are available on our website. Same thing applies to chat on whatsapp and the livechat on our website.

As the most enterprising E-currency Exchange firm in Nigeria which has been in operation since 2011, we improve on our services which grow as we also grow. Do not as well forget that we operate with criteria and policies regarding any of our services because of the standards we've put in place.

Lest I forget, one of our team member(Nigerian) is in Canada and another one(Nigerian) is in USA in case you are in any of the two countries and you want to do business with us. Cheers! !!

like the curious case of the senior rep....
lie lie.....

most enterprising firm where the CEO is also the Junior Rep, Senior Reps and Customer Service Officer.....

wow, so enterprising

eyesore......

dannybrasky:
Now that situation is critical,and most of the Yahoo boyz he has been exchanging money for are under the radar of FBI and EFCC at the moment,to earn a living baba go sell wetin pass transformer shower cap

hahahahahahaha.....
wen I get home I go find the person wey the key to the transformer cage so we go open another then get the specifications and send a pic to omooba

thebigkendo and adanny01 where are u guys, it's happening here oh.... Toyota is being glorified everywhere oh

where una dey Na?

ehissi:


It was the Babylonians trying to spoil the work of Jaaaaaaaah......

my brother, since it has been established that the op really doesn't know the biz in and out (as he/she is still a learner), it is now safe to say
the Babylonians really did a good job



@ op, no offense intended.....
seeing as you have taken correction....

weyreypey:

He's always like that. He lost sense of appropriateness due to the small band of hailers in here

lolz, but truly....
real buyers have data na..
why is it strange that someone had the courage and audacity to be outspoken when he only meant to pass across an important message?

What he spoke is nothing but the truth.....
and why are u guys always angry at whatever he says.....

@ Carlos, sorry BRO.... it's just fact he stated unfortunately it didn't go resonate well with you....
for what it's worth, you are not alone tho.... wereypey and xneg share same feelings with u


@ wereypey, u be my guy for ekiti oh and I really admire what you do so much that sometimes I wonder how u do it.... I mean, cycle through work and all you do on NL.... but I take offense in the bolded!

Small as in age, maturity or group?
Gazuzz cannot have a small band...its a large band...
The individual members are not small either....

this is assuming u think us BCDs a band because we tried to bring back sanity.

anyways let's not derail this sweet thread.... meet me for lounge hope (after lectures oh, make dem no go sack you)

dannybrasky:

i no know whether baba go get for full transformer cos the one wey dey my area.... once extreme weather start like this na so so low current oh.....

baba go get shower cap for transformer?

legalwealth:
That of N500,000 has been reduced to N350,000 and more comprehensive explanation on how to start Exchange business has been posted on the blog of IJAM Exchange. Read parts of the post in the image below;

baba hustle wella oh, that Lexus is not going to pay for itself by itself and what's more....

it's not going to drive itself by itself to akure

brother double up.... I know a place where u can get empty plastic bottles in mass.... in case u are interested, holla @ me... I'll direct u there... no gate fee, just enter the compound and start collecting....

#justhelpingabrothertomakelegit&cleanmoneyfast#
#hungerwillnotwoundanyofusijn#

Guys I think this guy legalwealth needs urgent medical attention.....

take a look at this honest, simple and straightforward question from a potential customer about a non technical shower cap for generator

nath.pope:


how much does it go for?

and look at the kind of request from the Pioneer of Internet marketing solutions just to answer a seemingly non technical question.

legalwealth:


It depends on the kva, size and design of your generator. Kindly send its picture to us on whatsApp 0 8 0 9 1 8 3 3 8 6 6 or 0 8 0 5 0 8 9 7 7 9 3.

so If this baba starts selling chewing gum and I ask for price he'll tell me to snap my teeth and show him



LMFAO

legalwealth #nacursedeyworryyouso#

surprisingly omooba will keep qwayet when he is not supposed to.....

now he is supposed to speak out loud so even if Na one one gen cover all of us buy, baba go see small something take hold body....

but noooooooo, he will keep qwayet. and be suffering in silence like a sheep about to be slaughtered.....

omooba if u are not OK talk oh let us help a brother out cos after this ur website payment ur hustling just tripled and we don't know how u managed to pay the Indians...

speak up OH

GAZZUZZ:



. Gabrielwilliams I can assure you really good and supprising things will start to happen in your life very soon, as that happens uncle legalo will sell more generator covers just mark today and come back for testimonies

C Caution, im Neva sell finish na generator cover im wan sell?

rationalmind:
This one cracked me up.

and that "petty" comment came from someone who purchased a Lexus worth 2.8m for 1.5 under the guise of HP......

ironic, isn't it?

thebigkendo:


Oga is his own "customer service rep"

"A senior staff will attend to your order soon"

Ijam exchange office that has only secretary and Oga legalwealth

but google reviews says otherwise....
there are at least 2 senior reps with distinct personalities and usernamed

dannybrasky:
I am a living witness obekediamondfuto how about u??

my brother, since I was welcomed on board, fantastic things have been happening in my life


As for the OP, he can rejoice and be glad for only good things will visit him from today henceforth.... as long as his ways are pure (different from the senior representative's way) .


legalwealth, u see urself?

it's not rocket science that you have resorted to selling generator cover considering where you were before..... the root cause is right in front of u..... smiling @ u and reporting u to JAB.....



go and apply for part time car washing job from the mathematician oh before hunger go change ur complexion completely

dannybrasky:
Legalweed has gone desperate he don dey sell generator cover

There is hunger in d land

to be fair, a lot was spent on that website that took almost forever and not even 1vehicle has been sold from there....

so it is totally understandable if baba needs to double up his hustle...... MAN must wack

GAZZUZZ:

what's the name of the equipment?

Sweet equipment

snipesdam:


Choi Lego get that thread... I no look am well ooo. Generator cover... Kai he has ran out ideas...

I am telling u bruv, nothing seems to be working for him....

this is the challenge I have with village people...
they believe they have the means to influence people's career, future and progress..... surprisingly or ironically, they will not attempt to alter theirs, instead they will try to alter other people's future to be lesser than their own.... what happened to altering theirs to be above?

chronic myopia.....

so after generator cover, what next?
empty plastic bottles or razor blade?

dannybrasky:
74 views no comments

if he can remove pride and start washing cars for calculus then maybe there is light at the end of the tunnel for him....

GAZZUZZ:


omo o see am i taya.... If nah before we for don dash am free publicity, but when i saw 74views i could only lol

the 5 comments sef na im get am....
such a show of shame....

so what next na? is he going to invite family and friends to fake reviews on the product since people have decided to Waka pass without even pricing....

it's such a shame.....

please be transparent also drop vin....
thank you kindly

also the washer fluid hose positioning speaks volumes in just one line

GAZZUZZ:


drop vin let me sch you. Seems you don't know where you are

he is obviously a newcomer




BTW why is he derailing a derail thread with a serious bump?
doesn't he know how to type ijamautos on his browser?


@timifakay, baba don dey hustle anything wey im eyes see.....
no be small tin OH....
he thought it's by website and cursing others that he'll penetrate auto sales industry and sharply cash out......

he has another thing coming.... he ain't seen nothing.....

instead of him to use JAB to bless himself, he was cursing others, now it's like the curses backfired....

he needs to retrace his steps else even if he sells recharge card omo na like this e go be oh

thebigkendo:
So you mean you had more views on YouTube than nairaland

So imagine if you had "deep pockets" like Omo-oba to boost ads in nairaland and Facebook

website nko?

what if he had a website?