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Andre Uweh: ^^^Chelsea TV has been doing great with this matches. Am really enjoying my subscription

How did u subscribe?

[quote author=lola.luv]I know a few artists but na my location be the issue....[/quote]Where do u stay?

[quote author=treasure_mi]does this match worth the wahala involved?when our mates are playin on tues & wed by 8.45, we dey play on thurs by 7p.m[/quote]can U tell me which team in England dat still play on Tuesday and Wednesday?

Subs: Turnbull .... Cole .... Cahill .... Marin ... Azipilicueta ... Mata

Chelsea line-up
Czech

Ivanovic Luiz Terry (c) Beterand

Mikel Lampard

Benayou Oscar Hazard

Torres

[quote author=lola.luv]If you have up to 10-15k, commission an artist to make her portrait. She'll love it and anytime it is admired, she'll proudly announce:

"It is that my son at ---- that made it for me for mother's day". [/quote]I love this... Was planning to do it for my Mum but am so sad cos am writing exam throughout dis week and next.... Can u help me with any artist I can go to?
Thanks

Up Super Eagle

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WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST WE D BEST .......... Bleep HATERS........ #MUKIMUKI HW FAR?...

Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO | Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO | Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO | Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO |

Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO | Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO | Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO | Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO | Up Nigeria..... GO EAGLES GO GO GOOOOOO |

Mmoo ojo abaa ekwensu n'anya

Ee ... I rarukwara nke oma? @Ezepromo

DANILSA: Nnaa kekwanu nke ibiara ebea n`achu nwanyi

Nwanne gbanyo oku.... Ha o'boy aka ka oghazile d nwa baby onodu

sephia: Chelsea misfit throws away his penalty. The second wastepipe apart from the dud that needs to find a new club this summer.

Is Mikel the first p'aye to miss a penalty??

On point @op

If a man from America is called an American, a man from Poland is called a Polished man, A black man from America is called A black American, A black man from Poland is called......... ­.?

ba7man: Sachet "pure" water.

Its now Ten naira

Which apps will make my Nokia C3 more unique?

toshmann: Man'egwuregwu laa azu, kedunu asampete m? Omee la Izu uka ato ugbua,
Eze Panti

Nwanne kwuo ya na ekwe nti ....

mithel: qpr,s,ampton,arsenal,swansea,---thats 5 goals in 4 games without mikel....so how is it worseforget your graphs for once,we dont have any other DM other than him,we dont really have someone to compare him against,even with ramires bursting his lungs,we still concede against arsenal and almost conceded an equaliser,it says something,cut the guy some slack..,...he aint fantastic,but he puts in a satisfactory shift most of the time

Chelsea 0 vs QPR 1
Chelsea 2 vs Southampton 2
Chelsea 0 vs Swansea 2
Chelsea 2 vs 1 Arsenal 1
Scored 4 and conceded 6 (in 4 games) in Mikel's absence yet mikel is at fault.... Mikel remains d best Chelsea DM now

Onye Yoruba a pua ebe a

E choo nwa awo ( Beauty and the Beast : Movie)
Iko i n'acho ikwa (spiritual konji : Movie)

Agbisi gbaa otele (Agbisi gbaa otule : Movie)
Nwa mu nta n'achi (No more war : Movie)
Etelu elu etele ala... Mmiri bu isi ofe

Abeg which club and league is Ik Uche and Brown Ideye playing in?... When none of Nigeria player on the dat day fit hold possession if Mikel no hold the ball.... Make we blame coach and minister allow me fee

Saw this on Facebook so decided to share it here

•If after entering a bus, it gets to
your turn to pay your fare and
you can’t find your money.

•If you are downloading 5GB of
data and it Fails at 99%.

•If you bought a bold 6 for 90k
today and the next day the price
drops to 20k.

•You win 100millon, u put am 4
bank, next week d bank declare
bankruptcy.

•your first day in a restaurant,
after eating fish, the bone hang
for your throat.

•If after working for 30 days, you
got fired without salary.

•After selling your fathers
property to go abroad, and you
still got deported few weeks later.

• if you take cheat into the exam
hall, and cant understand your
own handwriting.

• If after 6 abortions and d guy
still ends up not marrying you.

• if you submit expo with your
answer sheet.

•when ur friend wey just come
back from Yankee gives u cheque
& did not remember to sign
Before going back.

• If at age 38 , you still refer to
Davido as your role model.

• if after you use a heavy perfume
and your body odour is still
stronger than RAID.

• If After You photoshop your
Picture & you still Ugly Pass gorilla

• If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur
graduation.

• if ur leg dey show for passport
photograph.

• If You Break-Up With Your
Boyfriend/ ­girlfriend and he/she
wins
100million naira the next day!.

• if the person that you were
cursing out in traffic turns out to
be the one interviewing you for a
job.

• If U lied to Armed robbers that u
don’t have a phone, then it rings,
& ur ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole,
Ole Ole Ole!

• if you sell ur Kidney to buy a
Range rover sport and they steal it
d next day.

• If u carry textbook go exam hall
and still dey copy from others

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Ne ka i si me onwe gi introduce as if i g'enye ayi ego na imecha [/color]

Nwanne na wa for u o.... Ne ka i si eme m kasitin ne ebe a

Udo nke chukwu diri unu niile......
Anwuchala m... O mu bu dat obere4u... Kedu nke unu jiri biri?

Amam also addicted to FIBRE DIGESTIVE BISCUIT... *Nothing wey person no go see here*

Abeg y e come be say dat so many girls "ukwu Sara mbara" for dis nairaland don get at least 2-ex... Does it mean dat dey no dey stay one place? OR Dem dey still search for Mr Right after they dem done open leg "yash" to their ex's?

Frank Lampard with 194 goal (for Chelsea) and 130 assists is said to be the best mildfilder in d world
source http://www.football.co.uk/chelsea/chelsea_s_frank_lampard_is_the_greatest_midfielder_of_his_generation__rss3665837.shtml