[quote author=Ibibioman post=130863491][/quote]

wait!

guy dd you say a snake passed thru this door?


EDITED:

in the attached pic, is there a hole in that place i circled with red?

Why do they have burnt patches on their body?

Techyqueeny:

Will you like to do jobs for Goddess? Send a DM, don't be shy

what kind of job and very selective.

Techyqueeny:

I'm a girl, but they're subs into guys too. I don't have to be smart, men will do anything for a pretty girl.

do you know how we knw guys pretendn to be girls on NL? they dont put their pics on their profile.

pls can you take some picture of that door that it passed thru lets check something.

Ibibioman:


God bless you sir

Techyqueeny:
Write an essay not more than 500words why you'll make a good sub. Post it here and also send to my DM (techyqueeny@gmail.com), I'll reply only the best ones.

smart guy!

you want people to do your job for you free!

you are supporting fornication!

committing sin from another person's sin!

ths is just like exposing yourself to cancer by inhaling another person's cigarette smoke!

you are such a huge fool!

other africans don see us finish. small time they wll be using us aa cause word!

"may god turn you to Nigerian" the person wll say God forbid!

Welcum:
This one is trying to use Obidient traffic to grow his YouTube channel. I hate to hear idiots coming back to apologize after the error has been caused. If you have repented, keep it yourself. I'm not watching your useless apology. After all, I know you are going back to your vomits in 2027.

That's how they kicked Jonathan out in 2015 and many apologized throughout the 8 years of Buhari. They still kicked in Buhari promax in 2023 and are here to apologize.

Any Obidient that watches that apology is a fool. Stop allowing idiots to use your brains.

you na correct bro!

izombie:
Ikwerre people are igbo people. Full stop. See the name.

NO! IKWERRES ARE NOT IGBOS.

THEY CAN BE WHATEVER OR WHOEVER THEY WANT TO BE IT IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.

they wll still treat them like igbos whn shove turns to push. if you are in doubt, go ask emefiele.

CyrusVI:


Rest, Chiagozie, u guys take everything seriously

U actually believe an ordinary online banter that doesn't stick to one offline can really chase the forum owner away??

oga before you quote me go and verify seun's presence on NL!

he is always on AWOL from nairaland!

he even said it himself on his post!

he has a permanent residency on twitter!

Sapasenator:


Sell not "sale". English is not by force. Suo asusu Igbo biko!

A sale is a transaction between two or more parties that involves the exchange of tangible or intangible goods, services, or other assets for money. In some cases, assets other than cash are paid to a seller.

onye nkuzi agbaja!

told this mf to sale this site he refused.

imagine running away from own business!

Zonefree:

The funny thing is, an average Nigerian girlfriend can also affect the following you listed above.

by times 3.

all a wife has to do to mess her husband is to put on reddish brown face rouge, activate her phone you bought for her your wth your hard earned money and record herself shedding crocodile tears claiming you have killed her with domestic violence and viola! the world of simp and vagabonds will come for you screaming CRUCIFY HM! CRUCIFY HM!

none will eve care to verify the dumb story she posted.

that's the shitty world we find ourselves in.

but trust me after getting burnt severely, i learnt to beat them to the game - both emotional and otherwise.

NairalandGOAT1:
Looks like a skit to me

ofcourse na skit.

IF NOT SKIT HOW HIM GO COLLECT PHONE WITH HER SIM JOIN?

OlujobaSamuel:

The word is secular not circular. Thanks.
9ja matter don tire me, I wonder when we go scrap this nonsense religious beliefs and let institutions function optimally, only God knows the burukutu the idiot wey established the sch drink the morning wey e think am

T8ksy:


Na today? When has Nigeria ever been religiously neutral? Btw, its not "circular" but " secular ".

corrected thanks.

T8ksy:
Old News....

what do you mean by old news??

so bc its old news that means it doesn't matter that a secular nation that is supposed to be religiously neutral now has an Islamic unit??

baraboo98:
@FertilityDoctor i get question. Can one contact an sti without having any sign or systom? I there any std that will be contacted without you knowing?

depends on your body. you can have asymptomatic infection.
for instance you can get infect with HIV without knowing it and never show any symptom.
you can even get hepatitis without it showing physical symptoms until it becomes full blown.

asymptomatic or not, they will still be damaging your system and your body.

reason why so many women are suffering fibroid and so many are finding it hard to conceive.

same reason so many men are suffering erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, etc.

disclaimer: am not a medical personnel.

fnep2smooth:
Ned won become governor.

nothing's wrong with that.

siofra:
We were crossing the border of Cross River State and Ebonyi when we stopped at an immigration check point and the officer told me to stretch out my left hand. When he examined it, he let me go. We were about 20 in the bus but I was the only one he checked. And he was being rude and intimidating so I couldn't ask him why.

Has anyone here experienced this before? Do you know why he checked my left arm/hand?

We take our vaccines on the left hand - he checked for the vaccine mark. if it wast there, it mean you are a foreigner - he will ask you for your international passport - and if you are not with it he will get you arrested.

seunmsg:
This guy is sick. He’s beyond redemption. Something is surely wrong somewhere.

which of the guy are you talking about? seun or jarus?

because whatever she gave u is just a mere 0.1% of what you gave her.

Actually, we don't hate hm. Hate is a strong word to use.

We just know he is incompetent and has absolutely nothing to offer - hence reason we we totally rejected him same way we rejected buhari.

We don't hate, we are just very objective about good leadership.

THEY HATE THE IGBOS FOR BEING OBJECTIVE, SINCERE AND NON-TRIBAL IN OUR APPROACH TO POLITICAL ISSUES.

It is a good development.

But it should be in such a way that once i input my NIN, my details from the NIN database will be automatically upload to jamb server - the only thing i have to do next is to pay jamb reg online and get my unique Jamb reg number to now proceed with my registrations by choosing the institution of choice.

i must not be mandated by jamb to still waste my time by going to cbt to join children to continue my registration.

WHAT AM SAYING IS, WITH NIN, JAMB MUST MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR CANDIDATES TO START AND FINISH THEIR REGISTRATION ON THEIR PC OR MOBILE DEVICES WITHOUT VISITING ANY CBT CENTER. PERIOD.

ofcourse excpt for those maryamaka sisters, the rest of them there totometer go do finish kpatakpata!

IGBO MEN DINT MARRY YORU RUN WOMEN.

there women lack manners and are generally tasteless.

eve their men don't like to marry them.

i thought our holy prophet (pies be upon him) married aisha at the age of six (6) so why are they burning down places bc a man is following the footstep of the holy one!

THOSE GUYS BURNING PLACES DOWN ARE ARNAS!

victory36:
you must be a drunkard if you really believe that Jews invented all those things you are claiming. The same Jews who stole from Nikola Tesla and gave his life's work to Edison, the same Jews who killed medical researchers just to keep their money making medical companies alive. The only Jew worth mentioning is Albert Einstein and he rejected Israeli PM position because he knew them to be crooks. I mostly blame the holy Roman church for not exterminating these pests when they had the opportunity.

vomiting garbage! such a slowpoke!

both parents of Tesla are Serbian orthodox Jews who chose to remain just orthodox without the Jew added to their origin. now tell me is orthodox an ethnicity? slowpoke!

and yes Edison is also Jew. And yes again 78% of world inventions are by Jews of various nationalities! And they own 83% of world wealth - that means they made up 88% of the 1percent world wealthy! i know your empty brain cannot comprehend that.

now go hang your useless self! uncouth manner-less dumb assh0le!

BuharisBoy:
and you will have brain

oh! and the jews are seriously working towards helping people like you to have brain and sense thru neural link implant - it will be fully on by 2025.

BuharisBoy:
are Jews not parasite? On both Palestinians soil and the Americans hardwork today?

yep they are!

and i hope you know that if not for them, YOU WILL NOT HAVE TWITTER, FACEBOOK, GOOGLE, INSTA,
IF NOT FOR THEM, YOU WILL NOT HAVE MICROSOFT WINDOWS, YOU WILL NOT HAVE APPLE, YOU WILL NOT HAVE DELL, HP, SAMSUNG, ETC.

AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE PENICILLIN AND SO MANY OTHER DRUGS

YOU WILL NOT HAVE AIRPLANE, ROCKET COMBUSTION ENGINE, YOU WILL NOT HAVE ATOMS, YOU WILL NOT HAVE KNOWN THEORY OF RELATIVITY.

WILL NOT HAVE WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY TODAY, YOU WILL OT HAVE TELEVISION AD OH! YOU WILL OT HAVE 70% OF GREAT MOVIE PRODUCERS, ACTORS AND DISTRIBUTORS!


AND IF OT FOR THEM, YOU WILL NOT EVEN HAVE HITLER WHOSE GREAT GRANDMOTHER WAS A JEW!

Now tell me who is the parasite!