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Very cheap for a Private University

Unless you skipped sex education, you're probably familiar with the basics of how babies are made: an egg needs to meet sperm within a specific window during the menstrual cycle. Typically, this happens through sexual intercourse, which provides the perfect conditions for conception. But, as life often surprises us, there are some incredibly rare and fascinating exceptions to this rule.

Through anal sex
While it might sound like an urban legend, pregnancies from anal sex, although extremely rare, are possible—particularly in those with a cloacal malformation. This rare condition, found in about one in 50,000 girls, occurs when the rectum and vaginal cavity aren't fully separated. If sperm enters the reproductive tract through this anomaly, it can find its way to an egg and result in pregnancy.

Through MouthAction (and a unique incident)
One of the most bizarre stories in medical history involves a girl born without a vagina who became pregnant after being stabbed in the abdomen. She had engaged in MouthAction shortly before the incident, and during surgery to repair her injuries, sperm may have been washed into her abdominal cavity, leading to conception. This is possible because sperm can survive in the peritoneal cavity—the space surrounding abdominal organs—where they can potentially reach an egg.

Splash pregnancies
A "splash pregnancy" might sound like something out of a sitcom, but it can happen if semen comes into contact with the external Instruments. In this rare scenario, sperm could swim into the vagina and reach the ovaries. However, this is extremely unlikely because sperm survive only briefly outside the body. The idea that sperm in bathwater or hot tubs could cause pregnancy is a myth, as water dilutes and disperses sperm, making them nonviable.

Double pregnancy (superfetation)
The body usually prevents a second pregnancy during an ongoing one through hormonal barriers and a mucus plug that blocks sperm entry. However, in an exceedingly rare event known as superfetation, a woman can conceive again while already pregnant. This phenomenon often occurs with the help of assisted reproductive technologies like IVF. The two pregnancies can happen so close together that the babies are born at the same time, often mistaken for twins.

https://www.sciencealert.com/humans-can-get-pregnant-through-bizarre-ways-here-are-4-of-them

JoeEeL:
What’s the origin of Monday?

And Sunday?

Small boy

mumu. that was at the begining of civilization. modern civilized humans have passed that stage

Africans. If Africans have a space program and could send astronauts, they would have invented other deities in space.

But i haven't heard any such thing in space.
Russia hasn't mentioned any space demon. NASA hasn't done any sacrifice to the gods of the moon.

My whole family is down with catarrh, cough and sore throat

Happy birthday. Mr. Nairaland

GreaterFuture:
That was February 12. The wave that went on then.
The one I'm talking of is a new one, I think a new wave.
Or Maybe it's connected to the old wave...

The new one is very serious. Everybody i know has some form of flu and sorethroat

GreaterFuture:
I sense that there is a new infection on ground...
Some strain of air bacteria or something, it's fairly strong

Yeah.

Picture

Those kidnappers can trace the guy that did the video. From the footage, they can locate the house and harm them. Very risky.

UnitedKingdom:
What he said is true. I want Tinubu to be re-elected. By the time he's done with his 8yrs, most of you would have gone great beyond, while the ones alive will have little sense to know is not all about tribe and religion.

Tinubu till 3035. Make Una continue dey suffer for Una country, Nigeria. Otilo

Natural selection works that way.
Idiots will be supporting APC and before end of APC tenure they'll die off and only intelligent people will remain. Just a little time, their foolishness will eventually consume them and only the fittest will survive. Nature already has auto repair mechanism. Foolishness cannot support itself in the long term

ch214:
APC Secretary is a skit maker and a comedian.
Tinubu would not finished his first term because he would be impeached for failing to address national insecurity and for economy hardship.


Tinubu supporters likes to make big fool of themselves anywhere they are, just like tinubu that likes to make big fool of himself anywhere he goes like the case of tinubu licking microphone in public. Tinubu supporters advertising their ignorance to foolishness level.


Tinubu supporters are all big fools


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny0p0p7cxko
Bola Ahmed Tinubu Can Lick Microphone For African

I still think about this today. Are Nigerians mad Nothing can make a normal human being lick a microphone. Even an illiterate. But our president licked a microphone in public and people pretended as if they didn't see it.

Something is terribly wrong somewhere.

Same stupidity he did it implementing mad policies and 200 million plus people are suffering today. Mad country. Mad citizens. Mad leaders. Everybody is just mad in Nigeria.

If na Atiku lick mic so, we for hear word Or Obi lick mic. ??

Atuero:
This no prophecy to all the Obidents around the globe

We had for seen that and warned Nigerians who truly did their best to liberate the country but INEC and judiciary truncated the effort

Even without a Governor or with a lunatic,Lagos will keep moving, you can't have all the fg revenue generating agencies, head quarters of all the multinationals, banks, embassies, seaport domiciled in Lagos and expect no progress

Thank God for God is Good and history won't be kind to Bola

Mehn. With our eyes we have seen the handwork of Tinubu.

sIfioksq:
Tinubu's policies may not be perfect, but they are better than the alternatives presented by his opponents.

And you believe what you wrote.

Where's your conscience?

Hmm. Very useless network. I noticed the speed too

EduCity001:
The guy no die o.

He became conscious the following day

Thank God he survived.

The UK Labour Party has expressed its intention to reform the immigration policies implemented by the Conservative Party, but a complete reversal is unlikely. Labour has criticized the Conservatives' approach as too restrictive and harmful to the economy and families.
Labour's proposed changes include:

Ending the Hostile Environment: Reversing the policies designed to make life difficult for undocumented migrants.
Scrapping the Net Migration Target: Moving away from the arbitrary target of reducing net migration to the tens of thousands.

Introducing a Fair and Humane Approach: Focusing on protecting the rights of refugees, victims of modern slavery, and trafficking.

Streamlining the Asylum Process: Reducing the backlog of asylum claims and ensuring a fairer and more efficient process.

Introducing a New Immigration System: Based on needs, skills, and family reunification, rather than just numerical targets.

Protecting the Rights of EU Citizens: Ensuring the rights of EU citizens living in the UK are maintained post-Brexit.

Addressing the Root Causes of Migration: Working internationally to tackle poverty, conflict, and climate change driving migration.

The Labour Party is unlikely to completely reverse all Conservative immigration policies. The exact extent of the changes will depend on the party's manifesto and future policy decisions.

sources:
https://www.migrationwatchuk.org/briefing-paper/517/labours-approach-to-immigration
https://www.policyforum.labour.org.uk/commissions/how-does-the-labour-party-tackle-illegal-immigration
https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/commentaries/uk-election-2024-immigration-policy-tracker/


Nlfpmod...., please make japa geng happy

SmartPolician:
Osinbajo a lawyer. He cannot do anything.

If I ever become the president of Nigeria, I will hire an American economist as my coordinator of the economy. Give him terms of service, pay him good salary and give him targets.

Such a person won't have any vested interests and will go against evil men destroying Nigeria's economy. If he doesn't meet my expectations, I will sack him and send him back to his country.

Sense

It's clear, Tinubu is incompetent.
We can all see with our eyes.

Pride goes before a fall!!!

One by one everything is crumbling.
One day we'll wake up and see ourselves on same level with Togo.

Democracy is not perfect

Paracetamol, the trusted pain reliever found in many medicine cabinets, has a shocking secret. Research reveals that it may be quietly nudging users toward reckless decisions and behaviors!

Imagine popping a pill to ease your headache, only to find yourself more likely to take a wild risk or make a dangerous choice. Sounds far-fetched? Studies suggest it's a real possibility.

Scientists discovered that paracetamol alters the brain's risk-reward processing, making users more prone to throw caution to the wind. This could have serious consequences, from impulsive financial decisions to risky stunts.

While the findings are intriguing, it's essential to approach them with caution. More research is needed to fully understand the effects of paracetamol on risk behavior.

So, the next time you reach for that pain reliever, remember: it may be doing more than just easing your pain. Use with caution and consult your healthcare professional if you have concerns!


https://www.sciencealert.com/the-worlds-most-common-pain-relief-drug-may-induce-risky-behavior

Chai

DaddyCoool:
Nkruma and Nyerere

How about Mandela?

gigabyte13:
So because, lran is no 3
Hezbollah should be supported to ruin the world with their terrorists act.... ?

How some people dey think sef. I taya o

Breaking News

A shocking incident unfolded at a recent wedding ceremony, leaving guests stunned and the two families reeling in embarrassment.
According to eyewitnesses, a woman suddenly appeared during the nuptial celebration, boldly confronting the groom with a startling accusation. She claimed that the groom had abandoned her and their three children, leaving them to face the consequences of his alleged actions alone.

The unexpected interruption sparked a chaotic scene, with guests gasping in disbelief and the wedding party scrambling to restore order. The woman's emotional outburst and the groom's apparent shock added to the dramatic tension, making for a humiliating spectacle that neither family will soon forget.

Details of the incident are still emerging, but one thing is clear: this wedding day will be remembered for all the wrong reasons.

https://x.com/Choji_ES/status/1799507900479500458

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRecFbiPG4k

another performance
2023