spiSeyi:

Conspiracy theorists iranu, all I see here is the reflection of an educated illiterate. FYI most vaccines and other healthcare benefits we enjoy in this country are from this man and why not ask yourself if those things have caused us harm, and if not for his likes there will be almost no healthcare in Nigeria bcs our lazy politicians can't invest in our healthcare. Imagine small country like Cape Verde eliminating Malaria since 2021 and the so-called giant of Africa still battling with malaria

Leave the illiterates. Later they'll buy malaria drug and swallow. Not knowing that Bill gates funded research on malaria drugs.

Great0ne1:

If only you know what this evil man has for nigerians

See your little mind. Do you know how creative he is? If he wants to reduce population or whatever your version of conspiracy theory is, there are millions of descreet ways to do that and you'll never know.

It just beats your little mind that somebody could be so benevolent. See there are good people in this world.

emmabest2000:


The more you look
The less you see

Conspiracy theorists. Na you know wetin you dey see.

When you see people going all the way to do a good thing you think everybody is greedy and evil like some Africans?

Good people exists.

Good one

Very soon, bandits will be more funded than the Nigerian army

WannaHowzit:


Bleating rams on heat clearly provoke you.

Seems all SAns are psychopaths. See this one.

Leave him country dey find trouble for person forum

Kadejo:
Is Mr. President not supposed to be welcomed by the President of China or Senior Government officials of the Chinese government.

Why is it that is the same people that followed him that is still welcoming him? I don't get....

Very silly cameraman.

Hmmm

Very cheap for a Private University

Unless you skipped sex education, you're probably familiar with the basics of how babies are made: an egg needs to meet sperm within a specific window during the menstrual cycle. Typically, this happens through sexual intercourse, which provides the perfect conditions for conception. But, as life often surprises us, there are some incredibly rare and fascinating exceptions to this rule.

Through anal sex
While it might sound like an urban legend, pregnancies from anal sex, although extremely rare, are possible—particularly in those with a cloacal malformation. This rare condition, found in about one in 50,000 girls, occurs when the rectum and vaginal cavity aren't fully separated. If sperm enters the reproductive tract through this anomaly, it can find its way to an egg and result in pregnancy.

Through MouthAction (and a unique incident)
One of the most bizarre stories in medical history involves a girl born without a vagina who became pregnant after being stabbed in the abdomen. She had engaged in MouthAction shortly before the incident, and during surgery to repair her injuries, sperm may have been washed into her abdominal cavity, leading to conception. This is possible because sperm can survive in the peritoneal cavity—the space surrounding abdominal organs—where they can potentially reach an egg.

Splash pregnancies
A "splash pregnancy" might sound like something out of a sitcom, but it can happen if semen comes into contact with the external Instruments. In this rare scenario, sperm could swim into the vagina and reach the ovaries. However, this is extremely unlikely because sperm survive only briefly outside the body. The idea that sperm in bathwater or hot tubs could cause pregnancy is a myth, as water dilutes and disperses sperm, making them nonviable.

Double pregnancy (superfetation)
The body usually prevents a second pregnancy during an ongoing one through hormonal barriers and a mucus plug that blocks sperm entry. However, in an exceedingly rare event known as superfetation, a woman can conceive again while already pregnant. This phenomenon often occurs with the help of assisted reproductive technologies like IVF. The two pregnancies can happen so close together that the babies are born at the same time, often mistaken for twins.

https://www.sciencealert.com/humans-can-get-pregnant-through-bizarre-ways-here-are-4-of-them

JoeEeL:


What’s the origin of Monday?

And Sunday?

Small boy

mumu. that was at the begining of civilization. modern civilized humans have passed that stage

Africans. If Africans have a space program and could send astronauts, they would have invented other deities in space.

But i haven't heard any such thing in space.
Russia hasn't mentioned any space demon. NASA hasn't done any sacrifice to the gods of the moon.

My whole family is down with catarrh, cough and sore throat

Happy birthday. Mr. Nairaland

GreaterFuture:

That was February 12. The wave that went on then.
The one I'm talking of is a new one, I think a new wave.
Or Maybe it's connected to the old wave...

The new one is very serious. Everybody i know has some form of flu and sorethroat

GreaterFuture:
I sense that there is a new infection on ground...
Some strain of air bacteria or something, it's fairly strong

Yeah.

Picture

Those kidnappers can trace the guy that did the video. From the footage, they can locate the house and harm them. Very risky.

UnitedKingdom:
What he said is true. I want Tinubu to be re-elected. By the time he's done with his 8yrs, most of you would have gone great beyond, while the ones alive will have little sense to know is not all about tribe and religion.

Tinubu till 3035. Make Una continue dey suffer for Una country, Nigeria. Otilo

Natural selection works that way.
Idiots will be supporting APC and before end of APC tenure they'll die off and only intelligent people will remain. Just a little time, their foolishness will eventually consume them and only the fittest will survive. Nature already has auto repair mechanism. Foolishness cannot support itself in the long term

ch214:
APC Secretary is a skit maker and a comedian.
Tinubu would not finished his first term because he would be impeached for failing to address national insecurity and for economy hardship.


Tinubu supporters likes to make big fool of themselves anywhere they are, just like tinubu that likes to make big fool of himself anywhere he goes like the case of tinubu licking microphone in public. Tinubu supporters advertising their ignorance to foolishness level.


Tinubu supporters are all big fools


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny0p0p7cxko
Bola Ahmed Tinubu Can Lick Microphone For African

I still think about this today. Are Nigerians mad Nothing can make a normal human being lick a microphone. Even an illiterate. But our president licked a microphone in public and people pretended as if they didn't see it.

Something is terribly wrong somewhere.

Same stupidity he did it implementing mad policies and 200 million plus people are suffering today. Mad country. Mad citizens. Mad leaders. Everybody is just mad in Nigeria.

If na Atiku lick mic so, we for hear word Or Obi lick mic. ??

Atuero:
This no prophecy to all the Obidents around the globe

We had for seen that and warned Nigerians who truly did their best to liberate the country but INEC and judiciary truncated the effort

Even without a Governor or with a lunatic,Lagos will keep moving, you can't have all the fg revenue generating agencies, head quarters of all the multinationals, banks, embassies, seaport domiciled in Lagos and expect no progress

Thank God for God is Good and history won't be kind to Bola

Mehn. With our eyes we have seen the handwork of Tinubu.

sIfioksq:
Tinubu's policies may not be perfect, but they are better than the alternatives presented by his opponents.

And you believe what you wrote.

Where's your conscience?

Hmm. Very useless network. I noticed the speed too

EduCity001:
The guy no die o.

He became conscious the following day

Thank God he survived.

The UK Labour Party has expressed its intention to reform the immigration policies implemented by the Conservative Party, but a complete reversal is unlikely. Labour has criticized the Conservatives' approach as too restrictive and harmful to the economy and families.
Labour's proposed changes include:

Ending the Hostile Environment: Reversing the policies designed to make life difficult for undocumented migrants.
Scrapping the Net Migration Target: Moving away from the arbitrary target of reducing net migration to the tens of thousands.

Introducing a Fair and Humane Approach: Focusing on protecting the rights of refugees, victims of modern slavery, and trafficking.

Streamlining the Asylum Process: Reducing the backlog of asylum claims and ensuring a fairer and more efficient process.

Introducing a New Immigration System: Based on needs, skills, and family reunification, rather than just numerical targets.

Protecting the Rights of EU Citizens: Ensuring the rights of EU citizens living in the UK are maintained post-Brexit.

Addressing the Root Causes of Migration: Working internationally to tackle poverty, conflict, and climate change driving migration.

The Labour Party is unlikely to completely reverse all Conservative immigration policies. The exact extent of the changes will depend on the party's manifesto and future policy decisions.

sources:
https://www.migrationwatchuk.org/briefing-paper/517/labours-approach-to-immigration
https://www.policyforum.labour.org.uk/commissions/how-does-the-labour-party-tackle-illegal-immigration
https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/commentaries/uk-election-2024-immigration-policy-tracker/


Nlfpmod...., please make japa geng happy

SmartPolician:


Osinbajo a lawyer. He cannot do anything.

If I ever become the president of Nigeria, I will hire an American economist as my coordinator of the economy. Give him terms of service, pay him good salary and give him targets.

Such a person won't have any vested interests and will go against evil men destroying Nigeria's economy. If he doesn't meet my expectations, I will sack him and send him back to his country.

Sense

It's clear, Tinubu is incompetent.
We can all see with our eyes.

Pride goes before a fall!!!

One by one everything is crumbling.
One day we'll wake up and see ourselves on same level with Togo.

Democracy is not perfect