₦airaland Forum

YourNextLevel:
Step aside for clean judgement bro !

UrennaNkoli:
Am I the only one that finds catfish very irritating to eat ? Its one ofof the most overhyped fishes in Nigeria.

ogolemati:
it was this guy that was shouting having a stead light in Nigeria is not a rocket science.they made him minister of power,both the rocket and the science nigeria no see

lincy:
Chip talk, bey made some amendments in her body too wen she did colabo with shakira and a lot. Odas let me get it down :
1. After d shakira-hips don't lie ,bey tot she lost it to shakira, she asked for a colabo wit shakira so de whole wold could knw who has d hip more u can atest dat she almost broke her weast in d name of twistn .

2.
Rihanna waz coming up, bey felt she waZ loosing d track she came up with "too late too late" acusing her hubby of sleeping with riri cuz he produces riri music,

3. Gaga came up win pepz heart, she ask for a colabo wanting to beatdown gaga by biting a gala and den ask gaga to bit she den flinged it tru d window but we all know gaga is far way ahead her she silently giv way

4. Kim is not a musician,she is a reality show star and she can neva bee a musician, bey she nurse d baby dat is wat she is do dem nw not nozy, afterall her musics don't pass massages IF NOT FOR JAZZy she is no were u tink we don't know jazzy go behind promoting her music. Checkout a nursing mother being d most beautiful woman in d morld LOL!

She can't be better dan:brandy,late WH, mariah C,celin dion name dear, let kip dis case and move forward. We known d truth let KIM shin it her time

Fiscus105:
Even he himself, cheated with, the then married woman, "Tiwa".


What a hypocrisy!

simplemach:
no need praying for success upon the baby, all plans are already on ground for it.

i am just praying the baby doesn't fvck around like his cousin.

GentIeLady:
Good evening, my daddies, mothers, brothers, and sisters on Nairaland Forum.

Please I need your help.

I'm using this medium to appeal to everyone that comes across this post to consider me, please. I'm not going to lie so I can be pitied, so I'll just be completely honest.

I'm here to beg so I can get something to eat. Any good person should help me with anything he or she can; I'll appreciate any amount, please.

I'm begging everyone in the name of God Almighty. I've exhausted every option I have, and that's why I'm here now. I have not eaten anything since yesterday morning. This is due to the fact that I was evicted from where I was squatting. I have been running helter-skelter looking for where I can get a temporary place to stay.

Please, I am totally broke. I don't have any money; I will appreciate it if anyone can help me with any amount just for me to get something to eat today. Please don't let me die of this hunger! I swear to God Almighty, I've never done this before, and this is the last thing I want to do, but I have no other option now.

Please have mercy on me and help me.

My bank details are:

Bank: PALMPAY
Account Number: 89 184 227 94
Account Name: Zainab Opeyemi Saliu


May God Almighty continue to bless you and your family. May you never lack any good things in life. May God Almighty continue to protect you and your family. Ameen

If by 9:00 PM, I don't get help, I will sell my phone. But it will affect me a lot.

Please have mercy on me. I'm beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

My PalmPay account is empty. Please help me with something to buy food tonight.

Nomercie:
Falz should shut the Bleep up and go warm Eba.

joseph1832:
I won't forget the show in a hurry, even though I didn't get to finish it, because I watched it when I visited a Nairalander in his house. I spent the weekend Friday to Sunday. The show was what we were watching, though I watched it passively.

The Nairalander is FTboi. I, myself and Lezz were there, Obontami came along that Sunday. FTboi is the one who recommended the series. Back then it was on DVD. During the day we watched the series and play PlayStation. In the night, we head to the bar, like Udeme. Lol.

What a massive weekend of beer, beer, and beer, and of course, booty.

I don do things Sha for this Nairaland. Lol.

Jamiuokolaa:
Lmao at your signature

Oti ya wayray finally

Seek help before you enter street.

StraightGaay:
Just like Apc have been since 2015, after Buhari mess us analy, he brought in Bulaba to continue without our consent, this time with ewedu as a lubricant without condom, mtcheew.

JJacko:
Moet Abebe, pls go and marry and if you nor see husband go sidon. Abeg.
I dey shame for you sef, with your greasy face and tubby body forming woke auntie agbaya

DonBenny77:
Na women do am pass. They even puncture the tip of the condom stylishly all to hold down a man with pregnancy....

Afonja44:
The so-called respectful tribe of spoilt and poorly raised brats.

Just imagine if dem born any Hausa or Igbo pikin to try this rubbish. Impossible.


This foolish boy is no different from the brat called Peller on social media displaying absolutely zero home training. I was born and grew up in afonjaland and I know for a fact that their children are the most disrespectful in the world.

Basicend:
How can a striker that was rated amongst the top 5 in the world just last season. . Even till now. . Be sidetracked by his club, and be offered a loan deal and with salary cut just a season after. .

Osimhen was in dark clouds throughout the last transfer window, and was heavily being influenced by powers that a strongly bent on destroying him quickly.

For me, I think it is not natural. . This case look like a spell. May be Edo people really bluetooth the guy.

He rejected a loan from Chelsea, and later went on to sign for another loan in turkey. . Is that not a hugely manipulated man?

NewDea4:
You're a dead dog, quit barking already

Zonefree:
Why's he chained like a dog?

CyrusVI:
My Alma Mater!
Best University of Technology in Nigeria

More public rejections to follow

When a set of kiddos have sworn to keep embarrassing themselves by publicly proposing to ladies that aren't mentally and "Pussically" settled enough to be tied to a guy, they keep getting rejected by everyone like Liverpool FC



A lady below 24 in Nigeria isn't ready for that shii...this guy wanna domesticate a Tigress

NewDea4:
They should give him his award for Cultism and Electoral Malfeasance instead

Bastard

anonymous1759:
If a particular tribe hates you just know you’re destined for Greatness!

ceejay80s:
take a look at ur useless thread
https://www.nairaland.com/3745357/last-night-put-prick-2

https://www.nairaland.com/3640549/debtor-paid-me-10k-use

educated illiterate, what do u do for a living, always begging on nairaland with another monika
u are smelling,
now I know the kind of smelling parents that gave birth to u,
see below snap shot of ur useless thread, and u wan tell me say all ur family dey ok?
u are a disgrace!!!!
get off my back

Thewrath:
Come out of the house naked,burn down the house,then go to a clothing store naked for new cloths

ceejay80s:
I am tired of telling u guys how to get rid of bed bugs, nothing u try will work,
there's an oily paint that has chemicals in it that is pepprish in the eye after u paint with it ,
if u can find it, ask painters what they add to oily paints that makes it pepprish after painting ,
make sure ur mattress and clothes are in ur apartment after painting, I promise u, they will all die instantly, all other remedies will only kill 5-10 out of 100