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PoliticsRe: ‘Hushpuppi In Hijab’: Aisha Yesufu Called Out Over Peter Obi’s Campaign Funds by obontami: 8:12pm On Jul 09, 2023
jaxxy:
Because she said mmesoma committed forgery because of the inec select activities.
Person wey brain dey pain. Who takes that crack head Aisha serious? grin

PoliticsRe: ‘Hushpuppi In Hijab’: Aisha Yesufu Called Out Over Peter Obi’s Campaign Funds by obontami: 8:06pm On Jul 09, 2023
fredoooooo:
Bro before election, we told dem bring out a new thing new people and we will all follow.... sowore is also their but their hypocrisy lead them to obituarists
Sowore would have been a lot better that the lying machine called pandora.
PoliticsRe: ‘Hushpuppi In Hijab’: Aisha Yesufu Called Out Over Peter Obi’s Campaign Funds by obontami:
That bitch is definitely stoned. Look at her eyes, Aisha is high as fcck. She on one.

FamilyRe: Why Is Burna Boy Still Single And Without Even A Baby Mama At 32 by obontami: 8:56pm On Jul 04, 2023
I like the humor in your write-up. grin
RomanceRe: My Bride Price Is $15m Because I’m Still A Virgin – Popular Lawyer, Ifunanya by obontami: 6:03pm On Jul 04, 2023
Clout chasing hoe ... grin

Car TalkRe: Funny Number Plate Seen On A Highway In Afghanistan (Photo) by obontami: 6:02pm On Jul 04, 2023
Synthhope:
Proudly cool

I follow the authentic winner
grin grin grin

HealthRe: Joyce Ijeoma Collapses While Breaking Guinness World Records For Longest Massage by obontami: 3:56pm On Jul 04, 2023
Nobody gives a flying fućk. grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: Schools Shut By Enforcers Of Sit-at-home In Imo by obontami: 7:12am On Jul 04, 2023
CondenseMilk:
Release MNK now!
He won't be release. What now! grin

PoliticsRe: Schools Shut By Enforcers Of Sit-at-home In Imo by obontami: 7:08am On Jul 04, 2023
Dikastan:
They should release Nnamdi Kanu because Federal government is also feeling the heat even though they pretended they aren't
Feeling the heat as in? 🙄🙄🙄

PoliticsRe: Why Bola "A" Tinubu We Should Not Address As President. By Osondu Nworu by obontami:
Chizaam2008:
Oga 'technical glitch' how far? wink
He who cries last. . . cries LOUDEST.
INEC ON THE RUN. . . YAKUBU BANZA ON THE RUN.

I will keep crying for YOUR SHAMELESSNESS.

Muchechechechecheche!
Peter obi will never rule this country. If y'all obídiots like take the case to UN and world court. Draw~ obi nor go see.

You better get comfortable with Tinubu that you hated so much as your president. grin if you don't want him to rule you. You know what to do. grin

PoliticsRe: Why Bola "A" Tinubu We Should Not Address As President. By Osondu Nworu by obontami: 2:18pm On Jul 03, 2023
Chizaam2008:
Anyone who wants to address him as 'president' is free to do so.
For most of us. . . HE IS A PRESIDIOT!!!! cheesy
I have never seen anyone so STUUPID and DAFT in my life.
The followers are even worse. . . brainless cows! cheesy

Fake name
Fake date of birth
Fake gender
Fake academics
Fake state of origin
Fake citizenship
Fake NYSC certificate
Una go cry tire. grin

HealthRe: Joyce Ijeoma Begins 72-Hour Massaging Marathon To Break Guinness Record (Video) by obontami: 2:00pm On Jul 03, 2023
Olosho wan use GWR chase clout so hin go get big mugu clients like that Hilda hoe do. grin

PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu’s Portrait Was Missing At Abia’s Banquet Hall – Alex Otti’s Aide by obontami: 11:11am On Jul 02, 2023
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Christianity EtcRe: OPM Pastor, Apostle Chibuzor Hospitalized by obontami: 2:01pm On Jul 01, 2023
This man like clout pass food. grin
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by obontami: 12:04pm On Jul 01, 2023
MetalJigsaw:
Hope you know I was just quoting someone
My bad I guess. cheesy
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by obontami: 7:14pm On Jun 30, 2023
MetalJigsaw:
Brothers, every morning when you wake up thank God for showing you this thread... Because simping is a disease.

Another simp in the cards:

"Okay. I met this girl in an exam hall, we were both writing exams, so we did the student things, she asked me a maths question which she was kind of afraid of and me being a maths person answered her question and moved on with with my exams. After the exams she search for me to say her gratitude and we moved on.

I think after the results was released and she got an A in the exams was when she had to find me and got me on Facebook. She chatted me and introduced herself, so we began chatting from there and that was how I got to know she is my kind of woman.

I asked her out, we started dating or lemme say I started dating her because at a pint she told me we were only friends during the time, be she do come to my side, we do touch and kiss but no s*x. Down the lane I got to know she had a guy whom she was dating but she could not marry because she has so many revelations and dreams that he is not the one and according to her, the guy had so many red flags. At a point I put it to her she should choose what she wanted on time, the guy or myself.

According to her she choose me. Along the line, she told me about another guy disturbing her for romantic relationship, because no matter what she will tell me anything even if she knows I am gonna hurt by that, although I do take it that she is trying to literally tell me to do quick and pop the question if I really want to marry her. All of a sudden I observe she was receiving a Seyi call till like 12midnight, and I would want to call her only for her to be busy on another call for a lengthy period.

She will not stop talking about this guy whenever we are together, how good the guy is to her, she even was like we have the same character but only that the guy is taller than I am and she had also never shy away from talking about the physically height of her dream children.

I saw all these as competition and keep letting her know how much I love and want to marry her. One afternoon, she just rang me and said just a sentence, 'I will marry you'. Well that gave me the assurance I needed, I met her mother (dad is late) and I must confess she has a very good mother, the mom checks on me everyday (infact she did while I was typing this epistle).

I popped the questions and she said yes. We had our introduction and currently planing on getting married.

The problem now is, she would still not stop talking about this Seyi guy. She even called me one to tell me she went to his house, that the guy called home to come, I confronted her so many times to tell her how I felt about it, she kept saying sorry and keep repeating the same thing of no cutting loose from the guy, she even claimed that at least she is not having s*x with now that they are just talking..

Some days ago we had a serious argument about this matter and she was like maybe we should even end the relationship if I don't trust her (and this has always been her anthem whenever we have serious arguments, she would say maybe we are not compatible).

She later apologized and promised not to let that happen again that she would cut loose of the guy, only for us to be talking via whatsapp last night around 11:40 for to receive this guys call and they spoke for like 10mins. I ended my call, she called back later and was like it was just an innocent talk they had....

Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar."
Your biťch is fúcking that boy. cool
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Celebrates Eid With Muslims In Anambra, Hands Gifts (pictures) by obontami: 10:37pm On Jun 28, 2023
Eye service. grin

CelebritiesRe: Davido's Fans Link Anita's Pregnancy Saga To Lyrics Of Davido's Song, Assurance by obontami: 2:06pm On Jun 28, 2023
She a plastic hoe, that fuckś on onlyfans.
Foreign AffairsRe: We Did Not Try To Overthrow Putin & Russian Army- Wagner Group Boss Speaks (Pix) by obontami: 1:15am On Jun 27, 2023
Faiththatworks:
Putin is a bastard and a killer Terrorist.
The Bastard declared what was happening in Russia some days ago a Terriorist attack, imagine Wagner was approaching Moscow to remove the Bastard and he went into defensive position,the coward Bastard appeared only on Television and ran away to his Bunker.
Bastard Terriorist Dictator Putin couldn't even step out on the street of Moscow to mobilize his country men and women to stand against an army of Terriorist Mercenary who were approaching Moscow.
The Bastard short imp Terriorist stood boldly on Russian National Television and announced Terriorist were approaching Moscow,the same Terriorist he unleashed against Ukraine for the last 18 months.
Thank God the bastard imp Terriorist Lunatic called Putin has acknowledged the Bastard killing machine called Wagner is a Terriorist organization.
For those who still think Putin is Powerful,shame on You....
The whole world is laughing at Russia,a common thief turned war lord is the animal that stood up to the Bastard imp called Putin,not even his war Generals,a common mercenary is the one leading the charge to Moscow.
For those who don't understand what happened in Russia some days ago,the Bastard coward slowpoke even granted the Common thief Porghozni an amnesty,I swear Putin is finished.
No one can try what happened some days in China,Iran or even North Korea and live for another 24 hours,this is the company of countries that Russia keeps these days.
But the common thief turned mercenary is not only alive but flying to another country to live in peace,shame on The bastard coward slowpoke called Putin,The Almighty God decide to Shame him with a power drunk Terriorist allies of his.
The bastard short dictator terrorist imp called Putin is still in hiding,he hasn't appeared in Moscow to let the world know he's still in Charge.
Zelensky na MaN, despite all the bombs thrown at Kiev,the man still came out to pepper the Bastard Russians to show he was in charge,not one gun shot was fired in Moscow but the terrorist of Moscow has gone into Hiding.
Tueh on the Coward and his supporters...
God is wonderful.......
God bless Nigeria....
On colos? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Addresses Russians After Failed Wagner Group "Coup" by obontami: 12:51am On Jun 27, 2023
Landmine1:
Have you ever seen Putin address any force that challenges him this way? With polite words, great words and words of encouragement? Dude was scared shitless.

This is the guy people are hoping would be the world power in the future? Lol
Small mercenaries nai make baba humble pass humblesmith. So, na mouth putin get. grin

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